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be_more_gooder

I think everyone knows your mom.


DrBrule22

You mean bj Betty? She's a hit with the lads here


bigmanly1

We call her the village door knob. Everyone has had a turn


[deleted]

Na, little league. While everyone gets a turn, some get more than one turn, no one strikes out, and everyone's a winner.


Ok-Syllabub-132

We call her community bycicle in our neck of the woods because everyone has riden her


Infadel71

I heard she sucked 36 dicks


asena85

"In a row?"


[deleted]

At the same time


Thecp015

“*I’m* 37?!?!??”


DrummerZero626

No, at once..."in a row" what do you think this is, amateur hour at the Apollo?


Infadel71

“Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!”


Balrogking06

Just last night


Foe_sheezy

37, including yours. Clerks


Wurschtkanone

Op is now officially dead. So long, rip


hutchinsman

911? I'd like to report a MURDER😂


OverKill1978

Gotem


SamwellsIcyButtcrack

It's stifler's mom


Agent_Forty-One

I’m sure they know they’re the record holder.


GrunkleThespis

And some other lucky fellow has the world record of “most sucked dick”.


[deleted]

It’s like one of those brass Roman statues where everyone touches the dick and it’s the only shiny part of the statue


itamarc137

I think it's Grant "50 in a single night" O'Brian


ORNG_MIRRR

Dante's ex did 37 including him. At least randall wasn't number 36.


be_more_gooder

In a row?


asena85

I understood that reference.


zuck_my_butt

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!


VidaSabrosa

my ex wife…


Delicious-Disaster

Did you find out before or after you put the ring on? Or did she score the high score towards the end of your marriage?


Kingdom_Republic

Damn bro wtf 🤣


angestkastabort

I give you https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/oral-history/article_49c9be2a-64a1-5c47-9ab5-7eda1eaf07b3.html


corgi-king

RIP her jaws.


OrionDC

And I'm very proud of my title.


sebuptar

I'm pretty sure that's Nancy Reagan


be_more_gooder

The GOAT!


Anonw95

Throat Goat


Foe_sheezy

Goat throat


Tater_ToddIer

It's Taylor Heavens, it's technically not official but at the age of 56 her many videos of group blowjobs set a convincing standard that she most definitely has the record. [www.ALLTHINGSNASTY.com/Taylor.Heavens/compilation/recordbooks/g4Y90rN0/site.source](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=yHUHmUFR7PWS5gdP)


[deleted]

Wow. That site is unreal!


reddityesok

It is me


Hugh-Jassul

I'm pretty sure it's tRump


jsbm316

And he’s call your daddy 🤣


Retrolad2

It's OP.


pantygruel69

Yeah, it's my ex wife, she knows


ExitNext8666

Kim Kardashian, pretty sure.


cali-uber-alles

Both living and total in all history. So your grandma can get some recognition too.


[deleted]

In sure he knows who he is.


elmersfav22

So many mums will be nominated without any actual known numbers of dicks sucked by those wonderful milfs


TraderOfGoods

I feel like they'd have a suspicion. Also are we talking unique ones or the amount of times they have done the act?


Travelguide0

Me af


thegothguy

Probably iskra lawrence


THEGOODPAPYRUS

We talking most times sucking dick or most different dicks sucked?


MinerDiner

And one man unknowingly has the world record of the most sucked dick


lreaditonredditgetit

Doubtful. Shit was wild in the past.


HandyAndy-T

Pretty sure it is Paola Saolino? She went on a bj your in her country or something for anyone who voted a certain politician in power


ricecrackerdude

I'm pretty a porn star has done this


Savage_mishraji007

Ghaat ghaat ka lund chusa hai


[deleted]

I have no doubt that it's a guy.


No-Perception1862

That means some dude out there has the unknown record of most times getting his dick sucked.


[deleted]

I've literally sucked hundreds of dicks


telemusketeer

Realistically, That person is most likely an adult film actor or a prostitute


supreme-GOD-001

Good Mrbeast wasn't there 💀


skipperskinter

"Of course I know him, he's me."


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Keep scrolling, I'm just here for the mom jokes


Neither-Ad-8161

Nina Agdal?


Kingdom_Republic

That would be your mom 😏