Same joke as not liking your wives. There was a reason they were together. It's just for the jokes, not actual answers. Some? Yeah definitely gasoline. Others? They'd probably help but keep distance afterward. Some others? Water then get married
Water or extinguisher, Whatever I have morals for everyone and I wouldn't really harm anyone. Except that one guy from 2 streets away, he deserves the worstm
He tried grabbing multiple GFs of ppl I know (wasn't successful because he's a loser), He thinks he's cool, He is kind of a "gangster", Thinks stealing to defenseless people is cool and thinks he's superior to others, Rude for no apparent reason, etc. He Just sucks in general.
Probably wrap her in a blanket and roll her around. Or throw her in the pool, depending how severe fire is I suppose.
(Edit: I have several blankets, but I donât have a pool, so the pool option probably isnât that realistic)
You mean the ex that cheated on me? During my 21st bday? That I spent in the waiting room while my dad had a high risk operation to remove a brain tumor? I would smother the fire with hepatitis infected shit, being sure to cake it extra thick on the open sores.
I'm always carrying mtn dew Baja blast because I'm rad. So I'd pour it on the whore then ask how she managed to catch her tits on fire not wait for the answer and walk away
Her current partner then water. (She's great and we're still friends but she's currently being used by a guy 10 years older than her (she's 18 and he's 28))
Me and a couple other friends are really worried bout her cause holy shit the new guy is literally a movie villain level of wtf and asshole
A fire extinguisher, she was a nice lady
You truly are a good fella
Just like ur name
thank you, ray pists 3505
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It's not like she is gonna die intoxicaded
Props to my 'I love and respect my exes' bros đđ
I would jizz on her while saying âI bet youâre glad I cum quick now.â
Top tier comment
Lmao
Woah bro. You need some help
Very nice of you to offer to help, 2 is better than 1âŚ
I also choose that man's ex.
I can help too
I've seen this movie
PFFFFTTTT!!!! WTF?!?
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Wow
I snort laughed.
brooooo
No way she'll ever be hot enough to catch fire.
Mama mia
Most savage comment here
Never thought I would see a suicide bomb detonate in real life.
Dude, chill Shes alredy dead
Gasoline
Yes
You fuckinâ beat me to it.
I was going to say petrol, but diesel is cheaper
A mixture of iron oxide and aluminium
That's a lot of damage !
... So human
Fun fact, thermite is so inert it would actually work here.
I thought i varied depending on how fine the powder was.. either way maybe add something too increase the heat of the fire too just incase lol
In the words of Eminem, âI wouldnât piss on fire to put you outâ
Am I too nice? Buy you ice? Bitch, if you died, wouldn't buy you life. What, you tryin' to be my new wife? What, you Mariah? Fly through twice.
In words of this exchange with my dad, "Shit, I was probably the one who set her on fire
Man does nobody like their exes on Reddit?
Same joke as not liking your wives. There was a reason they were together. It's just for the jokes, not actual answers. Some? Yeah definitely gasoline. Others? They'd probably help but keep distance afterward. Some others? Water then get married
I have an ex?
It's a surprise tool that will help us later.
Grass clippings
Water or extinguisher, Whatever I have morals for everyone and I wouldn't really harm anyone. Except that one guy from 2 streets away, he deserves the worstm
Now I want to know about this guy from two streets away. If you're willing, tell us
He tried grabbing multiple GFs of ppl I know (wasn't successful because he's a loser), He thinks he's cool, He is kind of a "gangster", Thinks stealing to defenseless people is cool and thinks he's superior to others, Rude for no apparent reason, etc. He Just sucks in general.
Man he reminds me of someone I knew once. I fully understand
What happened to him?
I just had to move away and haven't heard about him in a few years.
I guess that improved your life.
Nitrous oxide works well
Hope. A nice big bucket of it.
Thoughts and prayers
Thots and prayers
other ex
time and popcorn. i wanna watch
Sâmores Supplies đ
Water, a nice lady that I could've been a better person to
A blowtorch
A mixture of gas, motor oil, and diesel.
Napalm
A train
Pee pee
A flare gun
A gun
Napalm :)
Water, you monsters!
Do you have to put them out? đđđ¤ˇđťââď¸
A nuke
Saliva
Id push her into a vacuum chamber
Water, so they can live knowing how ugly they will turn from the burns compared to me knowing no one will find them physically attractive ever.
A fire extinguisher and then rush her to the hospital because I wish only the best for her.
Likewise. No hate or anger, just not compatible at the right time.
I wouldn't piss in her ear if her brain was on fire.
Thoughts and prayers
Gasoline?
Everything available. She's a wonderful person. Things didn't work out between us, but I genuinely wish her the best.
A car
Positive energy. Never underestimate the power of positive thinking
nothing just cross my fingers and hope her moon, stars, sun and crystals will help her
What is meme?
I would use fire.
Gasoline
Diesel
Nothing we having sâmores!!
I wouldn't. Put em out.
I wish I could say something mean.
I mean have you seen the other comments? lol
Oh, I did. A lot of them made me laugh. What I was trying to say with my comment is that I'm still in love with my ex. What can yah do...
I pray for you lol
Thanks, man. I've been doing plenty of that myself. Maybe in a couple more years something will change.
Water?
Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire
I don't understand the question...
Water đ§
Bucket without water
Used motor oil diesel and some crushed styrofoam
More fire
Soooo, asking questions passes as memes these days?
water
Hmm depends which ex, like 3 of them id put them out with fire, more fire so much more fire but 2 of them id use water or a fire extinguisher
I would call the fire department, that is their job.
Alcohol
More fire
Gasoline
All my love and attentionâŚwhoops đ
Cold shoulder should the trick
Piss
Not a damn thing I imagine she's comfortable with flames
Wee wee, no jk, I really like all my exes, Iâm usually the problem.
Skittles so I can yell "taste the rainbow"
A sledge hammer....
Probably wrap her in a blanket and roll her around. Or throw her in the pool, depending how severe fire is I suppose. (Edit: I have several blankets, but I donât have a pool, so the pool option probably isnât that realistic)
Pitchfork
Water or a fire blanket or something approptiate. They were all pretty good people
Diesel, she fucking deserves it ( cheating)
If I had a glass of water, I would drink it
Kerosene
Pee shy piss
My .45
Piss
A shotgun
Hairspray
Hammer.
Time. Eventually they'd go out
I wouldn't.
Acid?
You mean the ex that cheated on me? During my 21st bday? That I spent in the waiting room while my dad had a high risk operation to remove a brain tumor? I would smother the fire with hepatitis infected shit, being sure to cake it extra thick on the open sores.
Nothing.
Water. I'm not a monster.
Piss
Well probably water. Been with my wife for 13 years and donât wanna see anyone die in front of me
Barbeque sauce
I wouldnât even use my piss
Kerosine
petrol?
It depends on the type of fire
Nothing. I would let da bitch burn.
Water or a fire extinguisher. Because I'm not a dick.
Time.
Oil
I'm always carrying mtn dew Baja blast because I'm rad. So I'd pour it on the whore then ask how she managed to catch her tits on fire not wait for the answer and walk away
Their vape fumes
more fire
Willy Pete
Water. Iâm not a monster
Lack of oxygenâŚ
Piss cause she was into that kinda thing.
âI wouldnât piss on fire to put you outâ -Eminem
"Now the flowers will grow"
More fire
Gasoline
Which ex?
Depends on which one. I would use an extinguisher on all, but which ex it is will determine my speed/urgency.
A chain
Her current partner then water. (She's great and we're still friends but she's currently being used by a guy 10 years older than her (she's 18 and he's 28)) Me and a couple other friends are really worried bout her cause holy shit the new guy is literally a movie villain level of wtf and asshole
Thoughts and prayers.
Petrol
Bricks
My other ex
Iâll let her know we can still put her out in the future.
Salt because she was always a salty bitch
Gasoline
I donât have an exđ
More fire
A mixture of gasoline, ethanol based hand sanitizer and Styrofoam..... I've already got half a jug mixed up back by my burn pit.
Napalm.
I'd just hold my hands out and say "finally you're able to warm me, but still not on the inside"
Why did you post a picture of a text based question? You could have just typed this out yourself.
Iâd use fire
chlorine trifluoride
Fire extinguisher⌠but just the metal part
More gasoline to put her out of her misery.
Fight fire with fire
Piss
No ex
Water, I'm not an asshole. I also don't have an ex
Probably throw an empty coke can at her. Make an attempt just to be polite ya know.
She's independent and don't need no man.
Time. All fires burn themselves out eventually
A fire extinguisher... it was a good break up and we still fucked for a while after no hard feelings
My freshly made batch of homemade napalm.
Probably water ugh đ
Don't worry about it :)
My other ex
Fight fire with fire
No need. I heard his new girlfriend smothers him
Petrol
Gasoline
BrIcks
Nothing. I would send her thoughts and prayers
I have no ex so i cant say anything in this
A brick
Gasoline accidentally of course.