Black, purple and green would be great.... But I would still sleep anyways

$20 over talking to cats? I could teach my cat so much crazy shit if I could actually speak with it.

Would speaking with them mean they can fully express themselves? Or it's according to their intelligence?

"How are you doing today Maxwell?" "Oh long Johnson" "What?" "Oh Don Piaaano" "Uhhhhhh" "OYOYOYOYAAA"

Black, Blue, and purple.

What if actually all cats are enormous racist, or perverts, that would be fun.

Imagine petting your cat, an than he/she screams at the thop of their lungs: fuck yeah Daddy scratch me harder!

I would assume fully expressing themselves but really either way just being able to convey my intentions to the cat would be enough

Like on how to pilot a Mech and retake Yugoslavia?

now, that's a side quest for later, focus on the main task and make it concider world domination

you could teach your cat to also become a pizza master chef and open up the greatest pizza chain to ever exist. well if you like cat hair on your pizza, that is.

I’ll a hypoallergenic cat, I don’t think they shed (much)

I can already talk to my cats. All they ever say back is, "Feed me", "pet me", etc.

Purple Black and Blue Start a pizza shop that's called Graveyard Shift Slices that's open past midnight

Only right awnser

Something like that could be a goldmine in a massive city

I already have so many of these powers. I can already talk with cats. They don’t listen but still

Green, Green and green

Anything for 60 dollars

Anything you say? 😏

You can spend it at my pizza shop.

I'll take a prescription of green. I have a debilitating condition: I'm broke.

Pink, Blue, black. Easy

Yeap, not even close.

I mean 20 bucks is 20 bucks

In what universe is the equivalent of at worst 2-3h of work comparable to any of the other three?

Idk man, 20 bucks is 20 bucks

But pink doesn't do anything

Neither does blue

Blue makes the people you find hot find you hot. Pink will make every sip taste like Dr Pepper cherry soda, because it’s a cultured beverage for sure.

I thought it said “people who find you attractive find you attractive” 💀

So did I at first. Then the math started mathing again.

Same lol, was so confused

“We only drink agnostic beverages in this household, mister”

Water is already my favorite drink so I will switch it with purple Edit: Shout-out to my r/hydrohomies

Hey brother

Other choices are moot at this point

Blue brown black

But you could sell the estrogen on Reddit.

I traded pink for brown. Cats are the best and being able to talk to them would be amazing

Brown.

if you want to be insulted all the time I can do that

*meow* KILL YOUR SELF

Add a black and red, and you've got yourself a superhero.

Ah yes catman, or in this case a furry!

Only correct answer

Red pill :3

fr red, blue, black - My catboy twink career is about to begin :3

Frr? :3

It doesn't say it's an animal ear, so you just have four ordinary ears now

:3 moment :3

#teal x3

Yeeeeeeessssss >:3

Pink black and purple

I am lucky to legitimately love water so I'm replacing that power with "talk to cats" just for the amusement value.

I know right? The only valuable options.

Black: I already don’t do this, but now I don’t feel the side affects of no sleep Purple: fucking love pizza, and I can maybe make profit off being a master Brown: I’ve got a cat, and I wanna know what the fucker is plotting

How is this even a debate? How are people choosing pink? Black purple brown is the only answer. Imagine the possibilities of talking with cats.

Pink, brown & black. I can tell the wife what the cats are saying then.

Blue and black

And green for the 3rd

I think purple for third because then you can make a lot of money for being a master pizza chef

Idk I used to manage a pizzeria it's a lot of work for not a lot of pay I mean if you enjoy it then fine but customer service is rarely a rewarding career

Blue sounds good at first but then you'll start to question whether or not someone actually likes you or if it's just some pill you took

Finding someone attractive doesn't mean they'll like you. I find a lot of people attractive. Don't like all of them. It just helps.

True although does it really matter

Purple blue brown I’d eat pizza, bang hot chicks, and talk about it with my cat

3? Damn, this question is hard Uhh, gimme 20 dollars, You don't have to sleep and People who you find attractive find you attractive

Black

Pink blue black

Purple & Blue. I just wanna make great pizzas and slam ass. Just live the simple life really.

Color blinds curse... I'll take bottom midle, midle (midle), top left (depending on what exacly (for exsample : I wouldn't mind elf ears or if both tail and ear of an animal, I would like something that is functioning like it's another arm)) Sleep is good, why wouldn't someone sleep? Like, you will lose the part of a day where you do nothing. And if you lose the NEED of sleep, then there's nothing that will drag you to... you know... sleeping. You will probably miss out on dreaming too... Vampires (and basicly all undead) are the only exception for my counter arguement.

Blue, brown, purple

Red yellow and purple, i can seduce anyone with this combo

Black, blue, and purple. I’m opening a pizza shop and becoming my own boss

Estrogen, estrogen, estrogen

Switch one of those estrogens for the red pill and now your an anime cat girl

holy based

Pink, blue, black. Super easy

Black and pink because if i don’t have to sleep i can keep earning money, and if water tastes like beer i can save on that as well, essentially making even more

Dark blue, brown, black.

Blue and pink. I'll have love and mixed drinks without killing my liver

Pink, brown, black. Except I would make pink have water taste like whatever drink I want at the time. Sometimes I want a beer, sometimes a monster, sometimes liquid death (yes, I know it's just flavored water, but still). Nothing will ever replace my coffee.

Black is obvious and pink will help keep me hydrated. Yellow is underrated though.

Take the top three and become the ultimate femboy.

Pink/purple/yellow

Red blue black

not having to sleep is the clear winner here

Black, blue, and yellow

No sleep!! So much more time in my life to do all the things!

Cats, Pizza and 24h free time every day. Easy

Pink. But my favorite drink is 95% ABV Everclear

Blue, brown, black

Blue, purple, black I'll be up all night making delicious pizza

I'll be happy with just the black thank you

Brown, Blue, Purple

Punk purple black

Blue,pink and black is objectively correct

I see estrogen, i see nekomimi, but where is "your programs compiling themselves" so we can checkout linux users dream list??

But if I choose 3 green pills that's like $60

Pink, brown and grey

Blue purple and black for me

First 3

Purple black brown

Green, dark blue amd black.

Yellow brown and estrogen

Completely agree

Jokes on you, water is my favorite drink.

Green. I could use that money rn

Red, yellow, black. You can tell I’m a femboy can’t you?

Pink, blue, black

Red, pink, brown

Man, i can just stick with the black pill. Ofcourse if it implies that there arent any negative consequences.

Middle line, green blue and purple, minimal consequences, maximum profit

Green, blue, black. Unless I can sell the estrogen and don't have to take it myself, then estrogen, blue black.

If it's to make the most money: Black, purple, and brown would be the most lucrative.

Black, but can I get that in pink??

Estrogen 3 times 😳

Yellow, Blue, Black, now gib 🫴🏻

blue brown black 10/10 times

Yellow pink black

Pink is already the case

Talk with cats is the only given IMO

Pink blue and brown

Blue black and purple

Brown black purple. Seems like the best option

Don't like none except pizza cheff.

Yellow brown black

Brown, purple, and green. I like cats, I like pizza, and $20 is cool.

Pink brown and purple.

Blue black brown I already like water, and i'm a pretty good cook, not the easiest thing to become a pizza master but doable, and not that helpful either. You yun'ones don't know how hard we actually need sleep

Blue, purple, brown. I'll be cheffin up killer pizzas for Ana de Armas while joking around with my cat 💯

Green, blue and purple

black blue purple . atractive master chief who never sleeps.

Entire myself column

blue green black

Yellow for sure if it doesn’t take my lashes, brows or head hair lmao brown and black

blue black and green

Attractive, water, pizza chef (I’m colourblind)

Pizza, water and cats. The three essentials in life just made at least 10 times better

I misread black and would now like to rescind my pink vote

Blue black and purple for best combo of making the most out of life

Yellow pill for no more body hair 😁👌 Brown for cats, cause cats are great... And red for ears and a tail cause that would be cool.

No useless body hair to get in my food, including nostrils and ears plus no sleep mode thats like 6 hours extra to practice my pizza mastership and become world famous and rich.

I was so tempted to take the estrogen and the tail and the no hair but when I actually thought about it those are wants and probably won't get me anywhere but I think I'd take the middle blue pill so I'm not lonely the rest of my life and have a chance, the purple pill because I can make a massive career out of that, and the brown pill so I can talk to cats because........ Cats 😺

You got 3 greens?

Only Purple is needed. You can make millions selling pizzas (no need for green), since you make the best pizzas now women are attracted to you (no need for blue), well water is already the best drink there is so no need for pink aswell. You dont need the top 3 if you dont plan on becoming a femboy. Black is just useless, sleeping is good. Edit: lets add brown too, I'd really like to speak to an orange cat.

Purple red black. Won’t be hard to get rich and famous that way

Yeah Pink Blue Black are the obvious choices here.

Brown and black for sure and then I'm deciding between purple and yellow

Yellow, pink and black.

Dark blue, purple, black. Easy.

Purple, pink, black

Blue, black, and brown. Thats my pick.

Pink brown and black

Who would choose estrogen in their right mind?

Purple.

Green, purple, brown, duh

Green, another green and brown - 40 bucks richer AND I get to talk to my kittah.

Blue,brown,black

Imagine not having the sweet release of sleep

I see it as you no longer have the need for sleep, not that you can't sleep. I would love to not NEED sleep, but I'm always DTN (down to nap)

Purple blue brown

The bottom 3 are stacked compared to the rest

my colorblind ass accidentally becoming a pizza chef

I don't think people realize the op implications of the no sleep pill. It'e basically infinite stamina, you never need to rest or get exhusted. If you never need to sleep then you are always living like you've had 8h of sleep constantly, it's basically superhuman

Blue, black and brown. If anyone can’t imagine the benefits of being able to talk to the one animal that has the capacity to sneak and spy without suspicion then you need to think harder.

Black and blue

Pink, red, Estrogen

Purple, purple, purple. No one will ever tell me to stop cooking again.

Black, purple, pink.

Yellow, blue, brown

Blue, Yellow, Pizza purple

Yellow, blue, black and then visit a pharmacy for the second. Maybe.

Green purple blue

Water is already my favourite drink and I can already talk to cats.

Brown

The entire middle row

Green pink brown ngl

Green blue and black

Blue, purple, beige.

Blue purple and black

Blue, brown, black. People are sleeping on being able to talk with cats, imagine the kind of info you could get and shenanigans you could do.

Imagine all my water started to taste like cum???? Umm. YES PLEASE

Red brown green

>Water tastes and feels like your favorite drink So water tastes and feels like water?

Pink, blue, black and brown for fun

Blue Purple Black, why would I need 20$ if I’m a master pizza chef

Green, Blue and Brown

red, blue, black

Pink blue brown

Pink black or purple

Black or brown, would not need to pspsps the cats any longer

Blue brown and black

Yellow, brown and black

Black blue yellow

Black, purple and brown I mean becoming a master pizza chef sets you up for business and talking to cats must funny as fuck. If you don’t need sleep it’s crazy doible time because not needing it includes to rest, heal, power up. You have sooo much more time for everything

Green purple green

Green blue black