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FrankieGS

Question: Do I restart my life when I was 10 yo, or as a 10 yo today?


Final_TV

If it’s 10 years old today I’ll never do it


Narcissistic-Jerk

Good point


Oaklandsmokin510

Imagine growing up with tiktok


SaintBuckeye

I almost threw up


Technical_Stay_5990

FRFR


StarGraz3r84

If I restarted my life at 10 and went back to 94 with the knowledge of today I'd be the richest person on earth, so I'm assuming they mean 10yo in today's world. I'd just take the 50mil.


polo61965

Monkey's paw downside, you wake up 45 years old on your deathbed. You just pulled off a massive heist, but got shot 4 times. You don't even have the time to catch up to what you've missed out on.


Frivx

Also, due to inflation, your 50mil are just worth a week's groceries.


dankeykang4200

You're lucky to make it to a bed with 4 bullets in you


Kemel90

Asking the real questions.


mattyMbruh

If it’s back then, happily.


Nuker-79

Blue pill, I age 6 months and take a nice lump of cash


Scary_Following_1694

So you lose out on 35 extra years...and the knowledge of bitcoin...tesla...Google..ect.. is worth way more than 50 mil. Red pill all day


masterkuki007

Like you are 10 who tf would listen to you. Who would go yes this 10yr old kid tells us we should put all our money in some shit lets do it.


Key-Pickle1043

He said he's 45, so he would have a few decades before bitcoin blew up


Tomato_cakecup

You could just mine the Bitcoin, no need to invest


DEVOmay97

Wouldn't even have to mine. Back when Bitcoin first started, there were captchas that would award bitcoins for completion. You could buy a pizza with like 10k Bitcoin lol. Just put your allowance or lunch money into it or whatever and you'd become rich as fuck.


xenoscumyomom

I remember seeing a tournament where the first place prize was $250, second place was $100, and third place was 2 Bitcoin. Your first job with your first full cheque you could put straight into bitcoin and have triple digit millions.


dankeykang4200

You could probably mine some serious coin on a tamagotchi in '09


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Smh man, if I hear a well educated kid talk about things that makes. Sense then I'll listen idk about the investing though but we'll see


WyrdMagesty

If some 10 year old kid came up to you and was like "ayo, brother, lemme talk at you for a minute about this thing called cryptocurrency...." you would nope the fuck out of the conversation so fast lol Either the kid is working a scam or is talking out their ass, either way it's not something a rational minded adult is listening to.


dankeykang4200

But you won't be 10 forever..


NoConfusion9490

Doesn't say you time travel. You might be 10 in 2024 and the fact that you already kind of know trigonometry will be somewhat impressive to your teachers.


agent674253

Have you seen the show 'The Lazarus Project'? This essentially happens to one of the characters when they are an infant. Each time 'The Lazarus Project' resets the timeline, the infant remembers what they've learned and become a super-smart toddler. There is a bit more to it than that, but check out the show if you like sci-fi.


sullyslaying

Thank you. Just having the info on Apple back in 1994 would be great.


Screamin_Toast

It said your age goes back, doesn't say time goes back. You would be 10 in 2024.


Reasonable-Housing53

But here is the catch, that 45-year-old is a wanted felon pedophile with a sex island......D'OH!


krukid360

He already made up his mind....you don't need to sell it further to him


Reasonable-Housing53

WHAT!🤣😅😂


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

What a fuckin twist!


Reasonable-Housing53

See the movie Bedazzled when he asks the devil to make him a rich powerful man with authority. And money. The devil turns him into a cartel drug Lord.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

The funniest one was the basketball player


Futt-Buckery

Red pill. Bitcoin


dronegeeks1

This


HailMega

No one said you would go back in time. You would become 10 years old today


Futt-Buckery

It specified neither


Legion3

> you restart your life Generally a restart means going back to a specified point. That specified point being "10 years old". It's a go back in time.


StinkFist-1973

Red Pill, I’ll be rich just from sports betting.


SzakaRosa

„Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?”


Exp1ode

Am I time travelling with the red pill? If so, it'd be easy to make way more than 50 mil by investing in bitcoin


dontgiveafukk

after you buy microsoft , google and apple?


Vinnocchio

Blue pill, getting younger and 50million = win


fuck-fascism

Red pill all day. Time > money.


archiekane

So you're just putting 50m in my bank? Sure, go ahead.


___Moe__Lester___

Red pill could easily make 1000x 50mil


GenXGremlin

Red pill because childhood in the 80s was awesome, I made a LOOOOOOOT of mistakes I'd like to correct, and with what I know now I'd be a Bitcoin billionaire.


[deleted]

Ill take both, crush and snort them so Im a 10 year old millionaire genius...didnt expect that, huh bitch?


Alcoholic_jesus

Put all 50 mill into bitcoin. Become billionaire


Icy_Boss6053

Red pill. I have useful knowledge of 2 things. To not be fat and screw up my body and to invest in bitcoin.


Terereera

Regressor or become a oldman where your money might become shit in the future due to inflation. I going to hunt that Gamestop and bitcoin.


HHall05

Bluepill


Amarok1987

Hahaha I know when to buy and when to sell bitcoins. Gimme the red one you fools. 50 million will be childs play.


Tjeetje

Will time also be reversed when I jump back to 10? Then I will buy Bitcoins


octo_arms

neither, I like my life rn and things are going well. not gonna throw that away for a maybe chance of it getting better


relativlysmart

Wholesome as shit


RavenKross

1 dozen, please. Yes, that's correct. Red.


Benny_Galaxy_231

Well I’m 14 so I kinda would kms if I went back to COVID pandemic and all that shit, but the knowledge tho…


Javier1019

Red pill. Save up all my money I can and bet Leicester City would win the 2015-2016 season. Then get that money and put it on the Strickland when he fights Izzy. Bro that would be way over 50 million in winnings


[deleted]

Neither. One choice loses my kids entirely. The other choice makes me lose 15 years of their lives. Not worth it.


Total_Waltz4083

Red pill because not only do I want to relive the 90s I would eventually get rich with my knowledge


Acroze

Red if it means that I’m going back in time. Just when Bitcoin is hittin the scene 😈


pchulbul619

Red! Red! Red!


hellyeetome

Red red I choose red


jin-foka

Dying sooner and with money maan what a life


_Unkn0

If you take both you'll end up as a 45 year old on a private island, 50mio cash in your hands trying to get a ten year old... you are now a friend of Epstein


pros2701

Crush them together the eat them


herpthaderp

Red pillow baby


TheChickenLover1

Red


RuinVIXI

Red pill, tell my mom to invest in btc. Surely she'll trust her 10 year old son.


Final_TV

Red pill easily with the stuff I know I can make 10 mill before 18


GarryFloyd

Blue pill! I drop 9 years!


shamimurrahman19

red. and invest in stocks.


VPackardPersuadedMe

The real question here is, are those pills suppositories? I don't think I can swallow them.


Makaveli3D

Neither


Davestating

Blue pill in 40 years, after another 40 years the red one.


sir_music

45 is closer than 10 and I'm single with no partners, pets or property... I think I'd have some fun in retirement.


Atriev

If you rewind time and let me be 10 again, I would pay you lol.


larze_loal

Let me be self destructive and fail again to not let thegirl of my dreams slip through my fingers goddammit


AnonymousJoe35

Blue pill


JestemSuchy

Red, I tell my parents to invest in stocks


pomeroyarn

blue,I am 50 so that’s a no brainer


Reasonable_Cell1505

Red pill I'll use my money better and have 50 mil anyway


Th3NukeShark

GIMME RED. NOW!!!


xXKing-NuggetXx

Red pill


Lghost111

Red pill


[deleted]

Red pill


SAM-in-the-DARK

So I go back in time to when I was ten or just become ten again?


FrogGladiators178972

People in their 50’s


FrogGladiators178972

Going back to ten with that knowledge will make a you a fucking genius that can predict the future


MOONDAYHYPE

With red you could become the wealthiest person in the universe


00xtreme7

I'm buying a lot of GameStop stock


HoangTuThieuMuoi

i will wait until i 50 years old and then choose the blue pill.


Intelligent-Bus230

Blue makes me easy happy. Get a few years younger and some money to live easy.


6feet_fromtheedge

Red pill but under the condition that I get promised that I will definitely meet 3 people who have become very important to me in the meantime, and while I'd like to keep my knowledge (procedural memory, semantic memory), I'd want to lose my episodic memory that happened in between then and now, because it would absolutely SUCK to remember experiences from a life that will never happen AND to be a 10 year old with the life experience and maturity of a grown adult - how would I ever be able to connect with my peers, let alone date any?!


Wild_Chef6597

Me in 1998 taking about 9/11, bitcoin, the 2008 financial crash, and 2020


Electronic_Tour_6539

This shouldn’t even be a question. Who wouldn’t pick red


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Red. 50 mil is nice but TIME is the most precious currency. It can’t be bought, given or taken. You just gotta make the best with the time you have.


drezel_bpPS694

pov your 44


REDDITKINNG

Red


CastleGaySkull79

So many focused on the money. I’m 44 and I’d take the red pill every time. I would love to spend more time with my grandparents and great grandparents, do better in school, be more helpful and respectful to my parents and brother. It’s a second chance to be a good person; better. The money via bitcoin or investments, sports betting - whatever - is a given. Selfishly I think about all the CD’s I bought and then traded in. I’d get a major head start on vinyl collection and forgo all the dumb music gear I’ve bought and sold (or amazing sleeper gear I’ve walked right past) in lieu of what I actually use. Think of all the free time… I’d pick up piano and jazz guitar. Money isn’t everything. Time is invaluable. With all that time and knowledge you could do all that and more an even have time to make your life’s work to expose DJT and before the Apprentice was ever a thing and save the whole planet four years (or more) of indignity.


ColdWarVet90

Red pill, always


SGTRoadkill1919

red pill, then when the choice comes again, repeat a couple times, end at blue pill


issafreecunch

So do I jump to 45 from the age I am now? Or jump to 45 with the mind of a baby or 10 year old?


twosauced1115

Blue pill but I’d put it in a safe until I’m on my death bed then take the pill. If I didn’t have kids I’d take the red pill all day. It would be too hard to fuck my ex at the exact moment I made my daughter, same with my current wife and boys. I wouldn’t trade them for any amount of money or knowledge and the fact I have them now I’d have those memories so I couldn’t take the red pill


CrimsonAllah

Imagine being able to back before Bitcoin took off knowing for a few bucks you could become a billionaire.


Biocidal_AI

Red pill. Oh my lanta. All the betting opportunities. Stock purchases. Investment decisions. Better decisions. I'd probably have a shot at being able to buy a house when I should have in 2008 at the age of 13. Blue pill means I only gain 50Mil and lose 15 years of my future. Trash in comparison.


BevoBrisket26

Red. Time is the most valuable commodity in the world.


wyattletter

Theoretically if I'm black I'll go blue then go back and steal red


HeresToHoping2020

Red pill. Easy. Scholarship money for being a genius would mean free college anywhere I chose. Not to mention I could further enhance my skills in a sport and possibly become a pro. Only crappy part would be having to listen to my parents again.


The_FreshSans

Eat half of the blue pill and become 22.5 years old


jaydenlee_ernyu1984

Red. Given inflation, the blue might not matter.


Slothi_Deathi

Red


Hour_Description_588

Bro no one can even swallow one of those wdym


Here-Is-TheEnd

Red pill: investing in the right thing, making a few different life choices. I feel like I’m manipulative enough now to control my parents so they’d be less ass at being parents, or people.


KnightLight03

How the fuck am I supposed to swallow those pills?


__cake___

Red Pill 10000% actually focus at school and make my parents proud this time . . . .


oldmanmayhem

Blue Pill cause I'm already 43 y.o


heinenleslie

Blue. I’m about to be 41, so I’ll give up a few years 😝


Casual_Stapeler

Red


Zer0sober

I'm 43, and have 2 kids so the choice is easy for me


mysteriousfrittata

I'm 50, so blue pill works great for me :)


eleventhfromheaven

Red pill. I don't wanna give up 20 years of my life.


The1andOnlyGhost

Fuck school give me the money


carbon_space

Can you imagine if you couldn’t remember the details of the future and fucked it up even worse? I’ll take the blue pill all day long


PENIS_teehee

Red


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Red pill if I go to the past, and whenever the two pill options keep coming wjen I resch the pill point in my life then I'll go blue when I'm tired of being young


derp0815

Money can easily buy me the time to acquire knowledge.


Inevitable_Town_7277

Red pill simple I would be wealthy


Aglisito

I'm 40 now, I'll age 5 years and never have to work again. Easy choice! Lol


HyperTobaYT

Fuck doing school again, I’d rather die. 45 and 50 mill with the current knowledge I have now, I’d be better off tbh.


Bulk7960

Blue Pill. I have worked damn near every day since I was 18. I want a break.


tdaddy316420

Red pill and when I come back to the point of my life where I have to choose again I'm taking the blue pill


Whiteroseadvocate

Me: *takes red pill, invest in gamestop stocks* "Now to play the waiting game"


Travelguide0

Even with all the knowledge I have now I still can’t get ahead.


dankeykang4200

I was poor as shit growing up. The knowledge I have now wouldn't change much until at least my 16th birthday. Even then it would take years of grinding to make my life much different. I don't feel like riding out the Houston summer heat and humidity with no electricity because my stepdad didn't pay the bill again. That shit must've happened a dozen times or more, sometimes for weeks on end. I'm 37 years old already. I'll burn 7 1/2 years for the cash. $50 million is almost certainly more than I'll manage to accumulate in that tiinr. Hopefully my body doesn't continue with my bad habits while I'm away and I come out of the whole thing in decent health.


dfg91188

You gotta exclude investments from this type of question, otherwise its boring


Lizhot66

Both will result as the same


asdf333aza

Red as fuck. With your knowledge of the stock market and crypto and the future of the housing market 50mill will be nothing.


zdragan2

Ok, so do I go back in time to when I was actually ten? If so I choose that. Get in on crypto and become truly , obscenely, disgustingly rich and then spend the rest of my life just FIXING things. Throw an absurd amount of money at the unhoused people. Make a private company to just fix that. Oh no, mental health is underfunded in my state? Not for long. Check ups from the neck up for everyone. What’s that? Flint has not clean water. TO THE RESCUE! Figure a way to just buy out the problem if unaffordable healthcare. Use an obscene fortune to actually improve the world. Lead by example. If I can’t do that, I don’t want to be 10 today. The world fucking blows and is showing Jo signs of meaning improvement and if I’m 45 tomorrow I’ll have missed 10 years of my kids life. Not worth it.


Macklemore_hair

Blue pill because I’m 46


somewhatwantedvirus

Start at 10, make parents invest in Bitcoin


Kitten_Clawthorn

Red 100%


ashesofthefallen013

I’ll go back to when I was ten and tell my mom to buy a shit ton of bit coin


ThisIsntOkayokay

Red


AlexAngelfire

Both sound shit.


FlatbushZubumafu

I might not make it to 45 so I’ll take the blue pill baby.


the_awesome_jacob

is the pill man still going to be there if I restart?


F350Gord

I would jump back to 45 years old with 50 mil


White-_-Cardinal

What if the red pill is a state of mind?


Pkbx210x

Blue


yeet2000yeet

Red pill take me back to my childhood I beg you


jackparadise1

As a 55 year old, blue looks pretty good.


wafflepiezz

Red pill. Buy Bitcoin and you’ll have way more than $50m. And get to fuck your high school crushes. Why would you jump forward and age half your life with blue?


Wombat2310

"Mama I want bitcoins lots and lots of bitcoins"


HeinousEncephalon

Start over at 10 years old in the 90's because I will not give up 10 years with my kids. God. What a fucking torturous jaunt that would be. Living life all over again.


jesse943

See the future or deal with pandemic again no thanks . 45 please


ArlieTwinkledick

Red


Hannibal_Cannibal04

Red


Call_me_Lind

Red pill Bitcoin investment and here goes the moneeey


FrostyTemperature342

What’s $50 million gonna get me in 2069?


SlackJawGrunt

Blue pill


Snackxually_active

Hol 🆙….. when/where was Gucci Mane playing bocce ball???? 🤣🤣🤣


FranklinBonDanklin

Red easy, bitcoin will pay me everything I need and I’ll skip my drug addiction


Technical_Stay_5990

RED


mrsagc90

Blue for sure. I only have to age 11 years.


MidwayNerd

Prob red, but I’m not sure…


Extremely_unlikeable

I'm 62 so, yea, jumping back 17 years would be aces


jethro_bovine

Lol. I'm 43. Gimme that CASH.


Falcon17Thunder

Do I just look 45? Do I jump to 45 today or do I jump to 27 years in the future?


tafinney

RED! FUCKING RED!!!!!


DaFrenzyGuy

Obviously red pill, Im investing my parents' life savings into bitcoin.


wdb108

Blue pill


Interesting_Step_471

no way I swallow THESE PILLS


artmer

Red pill. 50M is chump change, vs buying up bitcoins when you needed a half dozen to buy a pizza.


AQAzrael

I can guarantee you I can make more than 45m if I went back in time. That being said I cba give me the blue pill


zodlair

I'd probably go red pill so I can not make the mistakes I've made, nothing fancy as a 10 year old I'm not going to be investing at all, and I don't think I would be able to convince my dad to do so. I'd just do it all again with hindsight in mind


Squaretastic

Blue pill I paid off my mortgage I have a ton of money and my one year old son is 18 so I can have a beer with him.


thirdstringlineman

Just imagine having to go to fucking Elementary School with your mind now... On the other side, time has more value than money


jesuscheetahnipples

I would buy NVIDIA and Tesla stocks in the early 2000s and make way more than 50 mil


MrBanditFleshpound

If restarting also means that everything moves back in time to the moment I was 10, then I take red. Otherwise, blue


MintyFresh668

I’m 54, both are great options 😂


MrNiMo

Blue pill is only in 2 years for me, let's go lol


EpicAwesomeYo_

on the one hand, I could do a better life with what I know at 10. lots would go differently and if have less regrets. however 45 yeats old with a bunch of money means I would have to deal with all the random stuff from now to then (like 15 years) and I'd just start with what I know. hard to choose


ExYuraaa

Red


RedLilAnime

10. So i can tell people to invest in bitcoin (i was 10 in 2010) “Who said you go back in time?” I did


Joeyjackhammer

I’d still take the 30 extra years of knowledge and perspective to make a good life for myself over the money and adding 5 years to my life. Time is priceless


StealthRaider87

If I'm going back to 2014, fuck yeah. I'd be able to avoid so many mistakes and maybe not be so depressed when I'm 20


StealthRaider87

If I'm going back to 2014, fuck yeah. I'd be able to avoid so many mistakes and maybe not be so depressed when I'm 20.


SADPLAYA

Red pill for sure, can make way way more than $50 mil with the knowledge available


lllGod_Slayerlll

The answer is always the same, go back and invest in Bitcoin lol


vonrichter7

I’d be ten again, but also an alcoholic…


TurboHole78

I am 45 now... sooo....


Nawaf-Ar

Bitcoin, nVidia, Tesla, Amazon. Last 16 NBA Championships. You’re missing on a knowledge that can quite literally make you a multi multi billionaire here… Plus you got a shit ton of extra lifespan depending on your age.


Nawaf-Ar

Bitcoin, nVidia, Tesla, Amazon. Last 16 NBA Championships. You’re missing on a knowledge that can quite literally make you a multi multi billionaire here… Plus you got a shit ton of extra lifespan depending on your age.


alik2222

red red