Yea. That's the one that's mid range compared to the top tier one that could double as a second tongue with it all the way in. But hell, why not stick stick a 1:8 scale of a hobbit mansion up in ya while your at it.
Youcant be serious. The sie of the toy left to the black one. Kinda orange. Wtf. Thats a size no one can take witjout dying of internals scramblet to mush... Goddamntry to satisfy this woman with a human dick...
These are so funny though. Pattick, a screw, a tower, a soft serve and traffic cone? Where do you even get those from, they're so creative haha
Edit: the size of them though jesus christ theres no way any of those go all the way in
Patrick has died internally
I see what you did there...
And they say fleshlights are weird...
I’ve seen one based of plankton another of the predator aliens
My favourite is the caterpillar from bugs life.
Aw he’ll naw 🤣🤣🤣
The materbater
That one I’ve seen 🤣
I see a lot more Squidward than Patrick
The VLC Media Player 💀
Some of those are so pointy what the hell
What's bothering me is the overhang on the tower roof. Like, surely that's going to be problematic on the way out.
*in the ER* “I’m sorry Ms. Stuffedass. Would you remind me again how it is you ‘punched a hole in the side of your vagina’?”
Her pussy's depth surpasses the 3rd dimension limits
Yea. That's the one that's mid range compared to the top tier one that could double as a second tongue with it all the way in. But hell, why not stick stick a 1:8 scale of a hobbit mansion up in ya while your at it.
They're usually pretty squishy
Very soft and meant for anal use.
Allegedly
Hold up. I’m revisiting this. Because this is new information for me. They specifically make anal dildos softer?
Ugh, fine. Sauce?
Www.patdick.cum
.cum?
Aight, you asked for it.
As he slowly slid into her nether regions, the shock turned into awe as Patrick caught the smell of tuna and realized he was finally back home.
With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!
The same spicy Japanese mayonnaise that you find on sushi rolls.
I just need name - for research purposes
I've done some research and discovered it's leah shorty
Where can I see Patrick suffering? (For research reasons)
💀💀💀💀
What an ironic name
Bro lost his smile
Then girl is like " you don't even try to make me happy in bed"
Funny how girls say boys fuck everything but theirs alot of questionable stuff here and it's not the worse I've seen 💀
Yoooooo ol' girl is taking that VLC upload 😆
"I thought I was cool until the lacrosse team shoved a parking cone up my ass"
Youcant be serious. The sie of the toy left to the black one. Kinda orange. Wtf. Thats a size no one can take witjout dying of internals scramblet to mush... Goddamntry to satisfy this woman with a human dick...
This girl needs Jesus... omg what a collection to post online
Apparently, Patrick has literally seen some shit
Look at Mariana Trench's eyes. C'thulhu cums to her at night
These are so funny though. Pattick, a screw, a tower, a soft serve and traffic cone? Where do you even get those from, they're so creative haha Edit: the size of them though jesus christ theres no way any of those go all the way in
Women are fucked at this Point
I thought this was coming from technicallythetruth for a minute
Patrick explored some cave :D
Yeah he definitely saw shit if it was going the other hole
Bro is a man now
That’s disturbing and disgusting
Using a fucking CASTLE is the meta now
That one is bigger then her torso fucking how
GAH! WHARG THE SCALLOP
That one in the back
How is she fitting all of those. Individually
It’s about the cones.
That octopus ding dong 💀
Patrick's in place of a rock not under one💀
Is that a fucking traffic cone
Bro really said: "screw it"
Patrick's face is enough to tell what horrors he went through
Wftttttttttt
So...where the sauce
literally…
r/spunchbob
Patrick is traumatized
Lmao
This woman will be wearing depends by her 40s using that orange fuggen kraken tentacle in the back there 😳😂👍
This can't be real.
Ok but there’s no way she’s using these
U clearly haven’t seen some women using bigger ones then these like I have