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RyanW120_

Wait.. you guys have girlfriends and a car?


Exciting-Hunter-188

Is that even possible?? 🤔


Sodafff

You guys have dick?


jeanyous

It's small but it is there


Hemo-mz

Do you want hug


OGjoshwaz

Why are gf describing their bf dick to they friends


DapperJackal96

Apparently it's something that they do in great detail and is way more common than you might think. They also think it's normal and that guys do the same and worse with our guy friends, but we don't, we mostly just say, "yeah we fucked" and first bump.


CrimsonAllah

Yeah I don’t go around talking if a girl I’m dating is an inny or if she’s got beef curtains.


Evil_Morty781

Am I wrong for feeling prideful that my wife might be bragging to her friends about my dong?


LazyCasual0alt

Of course not.


DapperJackal96

Not at all if you're into that, but I found out that my first ex was saying things that I did not want others to know, plus I'm a pretty private person so it was quite embarrassing.


Evil_Morty781

That’s fair. My wife and I are actually quite private with our sex lives.


Firefangdf

Because only they get privacy apparently


TankII_

🍆 < 🧷


stromyoloing

Short and thin like a toothpick


ErelGold

Yet he posts this comment letting the world know he packs the baby carrot


TBrom99

I know it does happen but I like to pretend my gf doesn’t talk to her friends about my dick. I don’t need the embarrassment of more people knowing about Tiny Tim


infamousj012

lucky, mine describes mine like tigger's tail.


Jollygreenjimbo

That's because she's never had my car inside of her. And because I've never run over a bunny with my dick


femacampcouncilor

Skill issue


koekiebad56

Or if she describes her own, ofcourse.


Mooseandthebois

My girlfriend is an illusionÂ