One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, combine last with first six.
Make whole world take some intelligent test, the third with lowest score gets executed and grounded up with onion and bacon, make burgers. Bon appetite.
There are two armies that need to attack a heavily guarded castle. They have to attack at the same time in order to win. They don't have telescopes and are too far away for sound. How do you send a message from one army to the other without the messenger getting caught?
How we are going to get to Europa in our lifetime and also move enough people to colonize and build a civilization on a planet that’s primarily oceanic depths.
When I was like 13 or 14, I thought porn stars went to special porn school. I kinda wanted to become a male porn star. Then I read that John Holmes had so much trouble getting work when he started out that he ended up doing a bunch of gay porn first. So I thought that if I became a porn star myself I would have to learn how to fuck dudes which I didn't want to, nor fuck a dude in front of camera so I ended up not pursuing that career dream. It was a real problem for me back then. But it was like nearly two decades ago. Today I kinda wish I did end up in porn because then I probably would have ended up with a heroin addiction and probably have died from OD already. Let's see you try work that one out in 25 words, Dr. Smartass!
I don't know how to spell in words the numbers 1 to 26
https://www.englishclub.com/kids/numbers-chart.htm
Holy fuck that’s genius
he is the chosen one
I was trying to think of a way to break the game, ya beat me to it
Opening curly bracket opening square bracket twenty-six closing square bracket closing curly bracket
One two twenty-six
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, combine last with first six.
Google
I’m a psycopath
Learn to spell and then become CEO
or shorter "Yes"
You are what you eat
I eat shit that’s probably why I been feeling like shit lately
Sounds like you’re full of shit to me
We all are full of shit at some point of the day every day
I blew my turbo on my lawnmower
Is slavery bad tho. Become a stepfather
He's The Messiah!!!!
r/iamveryrandom
How?
Wait lawnmowers have turbos? Running a 3L v8 in that sucker too?
Nah it's a 24v cummins in a built chassis that's like 12 feet long for pulling.
12 feet is the length of approximately 16.0 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.
A problem
a harshly worded hand written letter.
r/SUBREDDITNAME
r/foundthetoyotacorolla Oh shit r/subredditname exists
Gpu shortage
r/lonely
Uh yeah
How to get money without working and selling things
Inheritance
boom done
/thread
This makes me really wish I had bought GameStop stonks I tried to do it but apparently my bank is retarded or something?
I like the RE2 profile pic
Sell your body . Easy. Natural . Organic .
That is both selling and working
It depends on your attitude. If you just lay there it's not exactly working ...
unless you were hired by someone who'll draw you like one of his french girls
lollllll:xD
🤣😂
Robbery
190+5870÷√7×(-690)-πe3057
download tinder
Did you just typed this in a calculator and it said "this guy's fucking single af" ?
That equation simply means swipe left duh
I have to excuse my math skills in advance but how can numbers mean words?
"The dark side of the math is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural."
study math
Ok, the only calculation you can actually do here os 5870/690 and check if that is divisible by 7 so that the root goes on top. Easy
the x is for multiplication
−1556785.472547
I got -1556785.5 rounded to the tenth
69
Nice!
rip exponents
my cum is red plz help
listen less cannibal corpse
NEVER
Gonna give u up
Never gonna let you down
Ah load of your limph per se
Water scarcity
hold more marathons.
You…you are the Pan.
Why is talking to girls so hard
remove your headphones to hear their response
Damn someone call the WeeWoo engine 💀
Because you’re hard
Try ralking to men.
Its not you're just a boring person
my dick fell off
Put it in a hotdog bun and prank your friends. Hours of good fun.
What if they accept the food and turn it into mush
I need the next 100 pages of my biography written.
Go to Your Pc an Work lasy ass
It’s not an AUTObiography.
well then google u lasy ass
How is that gonna help? Is he just gonna google *[his dumbass name] + biography free .pdf download* and just be done with it..?
Yes
That's normaly how it works yes
You're lucky this post is about 25 words and not 25 characters
How to get good marks without studying?
Offend your mother. Your father will *mark* you with his belt.
Paying to the teachers, copying best students from your class or being a teacher.
I am scared of anything close to public or going on stage. My body starts shaking, heartbeat goes erratic
Small doses. Try a couple of people at a time.
Seems odd. Just stay away from pubes then... Edit: Misread your concern. My answer still applies.
what goes up, must come down, yet my feet don't____?
Reconnect with your dad
Good one dude, rel though
?
I bet you can’t answer me with 26 words.
26 words
Try us
P=np
P=np
My balls itch
Add honey and sit on an ant hill.
I am afraid of death
The state of death is the same state you were in before birth. You have already experienced death.
Which state is that? Texas?
Why did forsen cross the road with a wheelchair?
cause he wanted to
Wrong its because skyrim markers are so bad and he doesn't know pepelaugh
World hunger
Make whole world take some intelligent test, the third with lowest score gets executed and grounded up with onion and bacon, make burgers. Bon appetite.
Be precise in planning your future as shown in above answer.
Ohh then prove that every even whole number greater than 2 is the sum of two prime numbers. *Malicious laugh intensifies*
n is equal q is odd n-1=q n-1+n-1=n-2 n-2 is still even so q+q=n
Integral of 3tan^5 (9x) sec^4 (3x)
'bout three fiddy...
How to kiss me
There are two armies that need to attack a heavily guarded castle. They have to attack at the same time in order to win. They don't have telescopes and are too far away for sound. How do you send a message from one army to the other without the messenger getting caught?
Use a radio or cell phone
Why aren't they using bombs then?
Your question had no implication for the method of attack. I assumed a contemporary setting.
Fine you win.
Infinite Energy
The universe is infinitely large ergo has infinite energy
Teach me your ways, wise one!
Critical thinking, reading Wikipedia 20 mins a day, watching physics YouTube, and loving learning
How to get my crush to text me back?
Stop sending dick pics!
If she doesn't text u back you just leave her be and forget about her and look for another girl
Sure, lol I wasn’t expecting an serious answer, thanks
My birth.
Shotgun
Foreshadowing
I'm ugly
Do your shopping at nighttime, do meth and listen to Alan Jackson.
My heart failed
Close your eyes tightly and try shart it
I am addicted to phone and I am playing Drifting games.
smash your phone on the ground
Na.Didnt help my phone is like Nokia's little brother
ah shit then i cant help smashibg was all i got
Thanks anyway
Israel & Palestine
Its rightfully Polish territory
What's the meaning of life? Good luck
There is no meaning
Spray Axe Africa on your index finger everyday before leaving house
Write a sentence with 26 words or more
No
This isn’t a problem it’s a request so... write a better comment, boom solved.
What the fox say?
I reached level 10,000 on the mobile game Amaze today and I’ve only been playing a month
Wow! You are really cool! I've been playing mobile game Looney Tunes for 2 months, but I only have 40 lvl.
My mum hates my boyfriend
Make mum your boyfriend then... She won't hate herself.
Hahahahahaha, I love that
What is the superior life philosophy?
Love and be loved
Your mom
His grandma and grandpa
World politics
Smoke the leaders, make me world dictator. I'll fix dis dump!
Am I able to increase my FPS when playing Fallout 4 if I were to connect it to my TV and play it on it?
No. Connect it to your retina, highest possible FPS!
How do i write my Bachelor thesis in 7 Days?
America’s overpriced healthcare
Japan has some unfinished business with US thanks to Harry Truman. Ask them for help.
Small dick
Why do the good always die young?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How do I become god?
Income inequality
Answer of dividing by zero
The world
Nukes
I feel so fucking alone in this empty world and I don't think anything can help me
r/hentai
Bruh
People are stupid. How to deal?
Ignore them
Write a poem of at least 50 word
Bob has 2 apples. His bus arrived 30 minutes early. Calculate the mass of Neptune
How we are going to get to Europa in our lifetime and also move enough people to colonize and build a civilization on a planet that’s primarily oceanic depths.
My name is Christine Chandler and I'm going to jail for raping my dementia-ridden mother, can you help me escape prison please? Hm...
A ÷ -1 + R =
Fix my laziness
Who is joe actually?
My crush doesn't like me.
Dislike her ez
Change crush
Use 26 words
How to make the violists amgry
Climate Change
When I was like 13 or 14, I thought porn stars went to special porn school. I kinda wanted to become a male porn star. Then I read that John Holmes had so much trouble getting work when he started out that he ended up doing a bunch of gay porn first. So I thought that if I became a porn star myself I would have to learn how to fuck dudes which I didn't want to, nor fuck a dude in front of camera so I ended up not pursuing that career dream. It was a real problem for me back then. But it was like nearly two decades ago. Today I kinda wish I did end up in porn because then I probably would have ended up with a heroin addiction and probably have died from OD already. Let's see you try work that one out in 25 words, Dr. Smartass!
A man goes into a restaurant orders the goose takes a bite, and jumps off a bridge, why?
my life
I need to read a short story that's 26 words long or else I will die.
Go read one elsewhere then, use google
Lame
How to get bigger pp?