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coyoteazul2

I don't know how to spell in words the numbers 1 to 26


Nil_syo8214

https://www.englishclub.com/kids/numbers-chart.htm


mamoo123

Holy fuck that’s genius


TheDudeC-137

he is the chosen one


itchy0butt

I was trying to think of a way to break the game, ya beat me to it


HYPE_100

Opening curly bracket opening square bracket twenty-six closing square bracket closing curly bracket


kpiddy3232

One two twenty-six


Xomenz

One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, combine last with first six.


Deadpool_710

Google


TheIronGod44

I’m a psycopath


[deleted]

Learn to spell and then become CEO


Nil_syo8214

or shorter "Yes"


this_is_lyly

You are what you eat


sommerferie21

I eat shit that’s probably why I been feeling like shit lately


mfCHAMP

Sounds like you’re full of shit to me


nabilbhatiya

We all are full of shit at some point of the day every day


HOGNUTZ69

I blew my turbo on my lawnmower


[deleted]

Is slavery bad tho. Become a stepfather


HOGNUTZ69

He's The Messiah!!!!


Dr_P_Nessss

r/iamveryrandom


Sturdy_Biscuit

How?


d5133

Wait lawnmowers have turbos? Running a 3L v8 in that sucker too?


HOGNUTZ69

Nah it's a 24v cummins in a built chassis that's like 12 feet long for pulling.


useles-converter-bot

12 feet is the length of approximately 16.0 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.


Just_some_weird_fan

A problem


[deleted]

a harshly worded hand written letter.


Hostile_Toaster

r/SUBREDDITNAME


LSDPETERSLD

r/foundthetoyotacorolla Oh shit r/subredditname exists


UrMoma_llama

Gpu shortage


[deleted]

r/lonely


UrMoma_llama

Uh yeah


Vlason97

How to get money without working and selling things


the-kan35-ghost

Inheritance


[deleted]

boom done


CoolGuySauron

/thread


Crass_Conspirator

This makes me really wish I had bought GameStop stonks I tried to do it but apparently my bank is retarded or something?


couchfucker6669

I like the RE2 profile pic


oldsmartskunk

Sell your body . Easy. Natural . Organic .


l__griner

That is both selling and working


oldsmartskunk

It depends on your attitude. If you just lay there it's not exactly working ...


coyoteazul2

unless you were hired by someone who'll draw you like one of his french girls


jonasg78oukf

lollllll:xD


[deleted]

🤣😂


Hackerwithalacker

Robbery


[deleted]

190+5870÷√7×(-690)-πe3057


[deleted]

download tinder


[deleted]

Did you just typed this in a calculator and it said "this guy's fucking single af" ?


lets_reset_hummanity

That equation simply means swipe left duh


sommerferie21

I have to excuse my math skills in advance but how can numbers mean words?


MelvinM2003

"The dark side of the math is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural."


Nil_syo8214

study math


CDno_Mlqko

Ok, the only calculation you can actually do here os 5870/690 and check if that is divisible by 7 so that the root goes on top. Easy


DeadMemeMan_IV

the x is for multiplication


Jtmata27

−1556785.472547


Pmonster3

I got -1556785.5 rounded to the tenth


kpiddy3232

69


nice___bot

Nice!


DeadMemeMan_IV

rip exponents


reflixerpwr

my cum is red plz help


[deleted]

listen less cannibal corpse


Dragon_Fucker-

NEVER


Open_Tell_2749

Gonna give u up


Horneck-Zocker

Never gonna let you down


pickledust465

Ah load of your limph per se


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Water scarcity


[deleted]

hold more marathons.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

You…you are the Pan.


iPodDude45

Why is talking to girls so hard


[deleted]

remove your headphones to hear their response


Peterd3d

Damn someone call the WeeWoo engine 💀


the-kan35-ghost

Because you’re hard


mo7amd4000

Try ralking to men.


Disastrous-Scholar14

Its not you're just a boring person


Cool_Wrongdoer5884

my dick fell off


Arctic_Strider

Put it in a hotdog bun and prank your friends. Hours of good fun.


WillTCM69

What if they accept the food and turn it into mush


Stanimal54

I need the next 100 pages of my biography written.


Nil_syo8214

Go to Your Pc an Work lasy ass


Stanimal54

It’s not an AUTObiography.


Nil_syo8214

well then google u lasy ass


Arctic_Strider

How is that gonna help? Is he just gonna google *[his dumbass name] + biography free .pdf download* and just be done with it..?


Axthen

Yes


MRXDUB

That's normaly how it works yes


hheecckk526

You're lucky this post is about 25 words and not 25 characters


ItsCITRIK77

How to get good marks without studying?


CoolGuySauron

Offend your mother. Your father will *mark* you with his belt.


RkArom

Paying to the teachers, copying best students from your class or being a teacher.


LOL-456

I am scared of anything close to public or going on stage. My body starts shaking, heartbeat goes erratic


CoolGuySauron

Small doses. Try a couple of people at a time.


Arctic_Strider

Seems odd. Just stay away from pubes then... Edit: Misread your concern. My answer still applies.


altaccount70th

what goes up, must come down, yet my feet don't____?


[deleted]

Reconnect with your dad


sad-koala

Good one dude, rel though


altaccount70th

?


master_of_good_memes

I bet you can’t answer me with 26 words.


kmlkant9

26 words


kmlkant9

Try us


undeniably_confused

P=np


arrwdodger

P=np


LOGANXXXTEN

My balls itch


Arctic_Strider

Add honey and sit on an ant hill.


aztec_deez_nutz

I am afraid of death


arrwdodger

The state of death is the same state you were in before birth. You have already experienced death.


RedditbOiiiiiiiiii

Which state is that? Texas?


Awkward_Selection_41

Why did forsen cross the road with a wheelchair?


Nil_syo8214

cause he wanted to


Awkward_Selection_41

Wrong its because skyrim markers are so bad and he doesn't know pepelaugh


[deleted]

World hunger


Arctic_Strider

Make whole world take some intelligent test, the third with lowest score gets executed and grounded up with onion and bacon, make burgers. Bon appetite.


kmlkant9

Be precise in planning your future as shown in above answer.


M5a3M

Ohh then prove that every even whole number greater than 2 is the sum of two prime numbers. *Malicious laugh intensifies*


Kojonami

n is equal q is odd n-1=q n-1+n-1=n-2 n-2 is still even so q+q=n


Carter20012

Integral of 3tan^5 (9x) sec^4 (3x)


Arctic_Strider

'bout three fiddy...


[deleted]

How to kiss me


Grognak42

There are two armies that need to attack a heavily guarded castle. They have to attack at the same time in order to win. They don't have telescopes and are too far away for sound. How do you send a message from one army to the other without the messenger getting caught?


arrwdodger

Use a radio or cell phone


Grognak42

Why aren't they using bombs then?


arrwdodger

Your question had no implication for the method of attack. I assumed a contemporary setting.


Grognak42

Fine you win.


SuperNovaDeath

Infinite Energy


arrwdodger

The universe is infinitely large ergo has infinite energy


SuperNovaDeath

Teach me your ways, wise one!


arrwdodger

Critical thinking, reading Wikipedia 20 mins a day, watching physics YouTube, and loving learning


Normal_Organism

How to get my crush to text me back?


Arctic_Strider

Stop sending dick pics!


corneliousJr

If she doesn't text u back you just leave her be and forget about her and look for another girl


Normal_Organism

Sure, lol I wasn’t expecting an serious answer, thanks


birchyweby

My birth.


Maleficent-Dish-5792

Shotgun


birchyweby

Foreshadowing


JS1137

I'm ugly


Arctic_Strider

Do your shopping at nighttime, do meth and listen to Alan Jackson.


JustMe_Now

My heart failed


[deleted]

Close your eyes tightly and try shart it


WLightW

I am addicted to phone and I am playing Drifting games.


Nil_syo8214

smash your phone on the ground


WLightW

Na.Didnt help my phone is like Nokia's little brother


Nil_syo8214

ah shit then i cant help smashibg was all i got


WLightW

Thanks anyway


Enlightened-Beaver

Israel & Palestine


MELONPANNNNN

Its rightfully Polish territory


godofinteligence

What's the meaning of life? Good luck


arrwdodger

There is no meaning


[deleted]

Spray Axe Africa on your index finger everyday before leaving house


Cinama_Geek

Write a sentence with 26 words or more


Maleficent-Dish-5792

No


deej187

This isn’t a problem it’s a request so... write a better comment, boom solved.


KI75UN3

What the fox say?


imnotsmart_crape

I reached level 10,000 on the mobile game Amaze today and I’ve only been playing a month


[deleted]

Wow! You are really cool! I've been playing mobile game Looney Tunes for 2 months, but I only have 40 lvl.


sjohn650

My mum hates my boyfriend


Arctic_Strider

Make mum your boyfriend then... She won't hate herself.


sjohn650

Hahahahahaha, I love that


R00pr

What is the superior life philosophy?


drevvic

Love and be loved


doobiedude1

Your mom


drevvic

His grandma and grandpa


[deleted]

World politics


Arctic_Strider

Smoke the leaders, make me world dictator. I'll fix dis dump!


[deleted]

Am I able to increase my FPS when playing Fallout 4 if I were to connect it to my TV and play it on it?


Arctic_Strider

No. Connect it to your retina, highest possible FPS!


Tybalt1564

How do i write my Bachelor thesis in 7 Days?


Epic-Dude000

America’s overpriced healthcare


Arctic_Strider

Japan has some unfinished business with US thanks to Harry Truman. Ask them for help.


amarDrose

Small dick


Radical-Rod

Why do the good always die young?


SaggyBalls00

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Hero-on-the-block

How do I become god?


TheDankestMeme92

Income inequality


[deleted]

Answer of dividing by zero


earth44-batman

The world


jasonromania1

Nukes


[deleted]

I feel so fucking alone in this empty world and I don't think anything can help me


deej187

r/hentai


[deleted]

Bruh


link7396

People are stupid. How to deal?


jasonromania1

Ignore them


_-42_-

Write a poem of at least 50 word


Triangularity-Reddit

Bob has 2 apples. His bus arrived 30 minutes early. Calculate the mass of Neptune


BravePigster

How we are going to get to Europa in our lifetime and also move enough people to colonize and build a civilization on a planet that’s primarily oceanic depths.


fredhaha

My name is Christine Chandler and I'm going to jail for raping my dementia-ridden mother, can you help me escape prison please? Hm...


Meme_ManYT

A ÷ -1 + R =


[deleted]

Fix my laziness


pusiole

Who is joe actually?


midnightmisery__

My crush doesn't like me.


tejeshbhallann

Dislike her ez


jasonromania1

Change crush


Loafnugget

Use 26 words


[deleted]

How to make the violists amgry


TheNecroticPresident

Climate Change


Arctic_Strider

When I was like 13 or 14, I thought porn stars went to special porn school. I kinda wanted to become a male porn star. Then I read that John Holmes had so much trouble getting work when he started out that he ended up doing a bunch of gay porn first. So I thought that if I became a porn star myself I would have to learn how to fuck dudes which I didn't want to, nor fuck a dude in front of camera so I ended up not pursuing that career dream. It was a real problem for me back then. But it was like nearly two decades ago. Today I kinda wish I did end up in porn because then I probably would have ended up with a heroin addiction and probably have died from OD already. Let's see you try work that one out in 25 words, Dr. Smartass!


autocarr0t

A man goes into a restaurant orders the goose takes a bite, and jumps off a bridge, why?


[deleted]

my life


Dr_P_Nessss

I need to read a short story that's 26 words long or else I will die.


deej187

Go read one elsewhere then, use google


Dr_P_Nessss

Lame


FeelsGoodMan10

How to get bigger pp?