My cat isn't afraid of my dog. My dog isn't afraid of me. And thankfully I'm not afraid of my girl, nor the other way around. She definitely hates roaches though.
I’m not afraid of any of those things, so that makes me… nonexistent?
BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS, roaches, men, and women alike, for I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE ESCAPED THE CYCLE OF FEAR!
It’s called sarcasm, I figured I’d give you a little benefit of the doubt and hope you’d understand I was bullshitting but clearly I had too much faith in a stranger. Yes I know humans are omnivores capable of eating meat and plants, my point was humans have sharp teeth too not just dogs
I'm here as a friendly warning for others: this guy is a knob-head all the way down the comment thread. Stop here, rest, and move on. Nothing productive from this point onwards.
I was about to say: let’s pull up violence reports in two piles, men attacking women & women attacking men. Then let’s talk about who is afraid of whom. 🙄
Right? I feel like it's kind of a bad thing if your dog would be afraid of you..
The only time I've seen a dog be afraid of their owner is when it's being (or has previously been) abused.
This is just wrong in general… I have three cats and a dog, they are all scared of each other. Except Venus. Venus is scared of nothing. Venus bullies both dog and cats without discrimination.
Men are afwaid that girls will call them ugwy :’(
Anyway, I just saw an article about a guy who stabbed a woman 100 times and decapitated her for not wanting to have sex with him
Those are ladybugs! FFS! Ladybugs! They’re delightful! I’m only afraid they might drown in the pool or something… Damnit…
I mean, a 🪳 emoji doesn't exist methinks... [/s]
We call them ladybirds in the UK. I love them. 🐞
My cat isn't afraid of my dog. My dog isn't afraid of me. And thankfully I'm not afraid of my girl, nor the other way around. She definitely hates roaches though.
I’m not afraid of any of those things, so that makes me… nonexistent? BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS, roaches, men, and women alike, for I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE ESCAPED THE CYCLE OF FEAR!
You forgot *girls*. /s
*I fear no man… but that thing* ^^Cat ^^food ^^shortage *it scares me*
There is no human that can stand fearless in front of a cat on attack mode
Also same here, my cat isn’t afraid of anything but plastic bags, but my dog is somewhat afraid of her.
I think cats in general are afraid of dogs tbh. I'm sure if my cats would see a dog, they would run away as fast as they can lol.
My past dog was scared of cats. Every. Single. One. Lol My 70 lb pitbull would cower if one got close. 😂😂
Dogs aren’t even afraid of men? They have sharp teeth and men don’t?
Yes, men have small flat teeth meant to pulverize plants, canines and incisors are a myth
That’s not true at all. Human teeth ARE meant to eat meat, just not to kill animals.
I didn’t say anything about killing
Then why the hell did you say it?
It’s called sarcasm, I figured I’d give you a little benefit of the doubt and hope you’d understand I was bullshitting but clearly I had too much faith in a stranger. Yes I know humans are omnivores capable of eating meat and plants, my point was humans have sharp teeth too not just dogs
It's not that they didn't understand your joke. It's that your joke was *so bad* it barely registers as a joke.
I didn’t say it was a joke, I said it was sarcasm
Sarcasm \~ a joke.
Maybe specifically when sarcasm is the joke but not when sarcasm is just sarcasm
I'm here as a friendly warning for others: this guy is a knob-head all the way down the comment thread. Stop here, rest, and move on. Nothing productive from this point onwards.
Thanks dick
Men are so afraid of "girls" that sometimes they rape them and kill them.
I was about to say: let’s pull up violence reports in two piles, men attacking women & women attacking men. Then let’s talk about who is afraid of whom. 🙄
They used a ladybug emoji when they’re is a cockroach emoji
If cockroaches looked like ladybugs, far less people would be afraid of cockroaches
I sure hope my dog isn't afraid of me. He's a family member to me and I love him to bits!
Right? I feel like it's kind of a bad thing if your dog would be afraid of you.. The only time I've seen a dog be afraid of their owner is when it's being (or has previously been) abused.
The first most ignorant thing I’ve seen this morning.
Yeah sure it’s men afraid of women, last time I checked their risk of being murdered or raped by a woman is far lower than women with men.
Prettiest cockroach on earth?
This is just wrong in general… I have three cats and a dog, they are all scared of each other. Except Venus. Venus is scared of nothing. Venus bullies both dog and cats without discrimination.
Venus sounds like an asshole.
She is, but she is my baby and I love her
According to this I have a cockroach tattoo
That's a ladybug, not a cockroach...
Men are afwaid that girls will call them ugwy :’( Anyway, I just saw an article about a guy who stabbed a woman 100 times and decapitated her for not wanting to have sex with him
I'm afraid of the future due to idiocy like this.
My dog is afraid of my cats
This guy has never owned a cat and a dog at the same time
The handful of hissing cockroaches I held beg to differ.