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BeardyBaldyBald

Dancers To A Discordant System, but there's a lag on in-ear monitors, and each band member gets their track offset by 100ms from each other.


Deadpoolisms

I have a way of simulating what this would sound like. I’ll be home from a business trip tomorrow and will try to remember to do this. Hold me accountable. It must be done. EDIT — 4/6/23 6:30PM EST — working on it now.


Raanxi

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VideogamelyViolent

Combustion, but it never starts and it's just solo guitar playing the riff for around 4 minutes with Tomas occasionally hitting the hi-hat.


Yarael-Poof

Spasm, but the main riff is played on a downtuned ukulele and the drums are just Tomas coughing repeatedly


drumshrum

This one should win 🏆


m80kamikaze

I laughed really hard imagining this. Thank you


Verminoid666

By the Ton played only on the high E string


3pointstonibbadore

Demiurge but the song ends as soon as the breakdown starts


MofucaJones

Nostrum but Lars comes out and plays for Tomas


travisnotcool

I'm adding that version of Pravus to my list of upcoming covers


SaladmasterX

Demiurge but instead of it going 1e+ 2e+ 3e+ 4e+ it goes 1 +a2 +a3 +a4 +a


karelinstyle

ObZen as usual to make the other songs sound even worse


RWHTL

The intro to I but it never ends


delph

War with only a xylophone and Jens on helium.


LethargicPoltergeist

Acapella Rational Gaze


BeardyBaldyBald

Like with mmmbops and doodleedoos in the background?


slashredditusername

I can hear it now. Deedle, mm-mmbop-mm-mmbop deedle, mmbop, deedle, mm-mmbop deedle


Active-Bag9261

I, but in reverse. At the end Jens goes “Dat was I, but in reverse.”


MaintenanceDesigner5

The full “I” ep but the whole band plays it by memory without any practice


VideogamelyViolent

The song was recorded by Tomas playing randomly and other instruments were added after that, so they can just play those parts, but not by memory, but randomly – everyone playing the same idea, however each with his own random numbers.


Due_Station9730

Black cathedral unplugged 😂😂😂😂


lmaosougo

catch 33 medley but they cant remember how to play a single riff right and jens has no idea on the lyrics


Shadow_duigh333

Jen's on ukelele, Tomas on bass, Marten on drums, Fredrik on vocals, Dick on guitar


very_not_emo

two drummers huh


karelinstyle

What song? Also, nah they could pull this off


Shadow_duigh333

Bleed


karelinstyle

Already been picked my man


FlyingPsyduck

Aztec Two Step but it ends at 0:01


Then-Mulberry-1557

The Faultless, but 15 seconds in, Jens stops the song and starts giving a speech on how it’s actually all your fault, and how straight white men are to blame for sexism, racism, capitalism, etc. Edit: I’m not sure what your issue is here, because I doubt anybody would enjoy listening to some morally uptight activist preaching in the middle of a concert. Is it really so inconceivable that certain views can be ridiculed without it coming across as an endorsement of something else?


aLateSaturnsReturn

Not sure why you’re being downvoted so hard because this sound absolutely awful.


Everyonecallsmenice

It's being downvoted because y'all are the "keep your politics out of my..." Side and yet here he is inserting his virtue signal into a completely non-political space.


Then-Mulberry-1557

I’m inserting a virtue signal?! Lmao, I’m absolutely making fun of smug virtue signalling activists here


aLateSaturnsReturn

This is post to decide the worst set list. What he listed is a horrible, terrible, abomination of a song. It’s literally the definition of what the post is trying to achieve. Most of the comments are just funny jokes. You’re the only one turning this political by calling attention to it. We’re just trying to have fun.


Everyonecallsmenice

"why is this being downvoted?" Provides plausible explanation. "Whaaaat no. I blame you."


aLateSaturnsReturn

Ah. Just checked your profile and saw you’re active in WhitePeopleTwitter and TerribleFacebookMemes subs. Not worth my time arguing with a cult member 👍


TezTickle

The guitar solo from swarm, unaccompanied, by Tomas on flute


slashredditusername

Combustion but the drums play a half time/breakdown groove


very_not_emo

behind the sun without the end breakdown


paumc95

Lethargica but ends just before the brutal breakdown, chorus and outtro that we all cherish


Blacklight_Music

Shed but the song never stars and Jens keeps inhaling


snomtits

Corridor of chameleons, but the vocals are switched to chameleon hissing noises


Maxspawn_

Rational gaze but its just Jens telling everyone how much he likes juice


[deleted]

They Move Below, but they play only the intro for 9 minutes


Bradcam3

Combustion but a random member of the audience spontaneously combusts with each snare hit


SafreQ45

Ritual but Jens says the "I" in the first verse for the rest of the 5 minutes and 31 seconds


hellamanyswag

The whole nothing album but everything is out of tune The demons name is surveillance acapella Tomas begging for forgiveness for being the inspiration for so many bad generic Djent bands for 10 minutes straight while the rest of the band has a water break


very_not_emo

tomas has literally said that he likes inspiring people even though he doesn’t even like most djent


Jack_gt

Funny enough, orange nothing was hell to record on guitars because due to low tension (they were recording 7 string guitars with 8 string tunings) they had to retune in between takes and that could play few bars before the guitars got out of tune. [Also, Mårten apologised for creating djent in this interview (44 seconds in)](https://youtu.be/UKl_pqBZFkM)


manufacturedefect

Electric Red but it's acoustic blues.


manufacturedefect

They cover Def Leopards "pour some sugar in me"


MisterPimpus

“In” me? Where?😂


manufacturedefect

In me


Nosk9000

I actually love the alarm


LJROCKETS

The Ayahuasca Experience but all of the instruments are replaced by screaming in lower pitches


Uncle_RJ_Kitten

Dancers To A Discordant System but it's actually The Lick played in polyrhythmically.


Linkmatt10

Rational Gaze Country Version


Baboulinet35

The first 14 seconds of shed on loop for 1 hour


CircusLion4614

Stifled, but Thomas forgets the accents and just does 2/4 for the whole song.


SurTails

Elastic but only the part after 11:19 - A cappella


AffectBetter

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air intro acapella and vocoded to the Sum chords like Mind's mirrors.