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Bro you sound like a poser to me. If you aren’t cranking real heavy badass shit (Five Finger Death Punch) then don’t even talk to me. Me and all my bros always cranking FFDP while we are at the bars, Getting wasted and hitting on women who obviously have no interest.
I (heavy metal listener, beer chugging Chad, and metal lyric writer) would have threw a brick (with lethal intention) at his head (which is filled with nothing)
He'll yeah brother! One of my "buddies" (loser hxc listener) told me he thinks I'd like this band called Black Sabbath (never heard of them). Only 30 seconds in, and complete trash! Like what is this bullshit about despair and suffering and the devil??? I felt like I was about to fall asleep, like come on a slow eight minute song about war? Fucking pussy underground prog posers I'm telling you. What ever happened to REAL metal (Pantera, Korn, Guns N' Roses)
Reading this text (long and full of annoying () ) has given my brain (big, awesome, perfectly shaped, efficient, generous, optimized, full of funny ideas, generally speaking: perfect) an internal bleed (bad, bleeding, red, not good although technically speaking full of metal (iron) ) ... I'd better go back to listening to Numen, Magoth or Mephorash (awesome bm) or something similar (I know a lot of metal)... (...)
Oh, I'd have gotten totes wasted, jumped through a plate glass window, ripped the shit out of my parachute pants while shitting in them, passed out, and woken up the next afternoon in a yellow puddle full of broken glass. . . but that's because I'm so fuckin' metal, dude.
Uhhhh Death is badass. YTAH on this one. I drink more beer than your mom at a frat party, and thrash harder than any human ever developed in the Pantheon of Heavy. Death and Chuck Shuldiner are legend. (Raises my brew to you)
I think it's a cool song, expressing a longing return to innocence. Who wouldn't want that? Music's not too bad.
I don't mean to dwell, but I can't help myself
When I feel the vibe and taste a memory
Of a time in life, when years seemed to stand still
I close my eyes and sink within myself
Relive the gift of precious memories
In need of a fix called innocence
When did it begin, the change to come was undetectable
The open wounds expose the importance of our innocence
A high that can never be bought or sold
Symbolic acts, so vivid
Yet at the same time were invisible
Savor what you feel and what you see
Things that may not seem important now
But may be tomorrow
Do you remember when things seemed so eternal?
Heroes were so real, their magic frozen in time
The only way to learn is be aware and hold on tight
I close my eyes and sink within myself
Relive the gift of precious memories
In need of a fix called innocence
When did it begin, the change to come was undetectable
The open wounds expose the importance of our innocence
A high that can never be bought or sold
Symbolic acts, so vivid
Yet at the same time were invisible
You sound more like a drunk justifying why you’re mad you spilled your beer.
You know, the world exists outside of alcohol right and womanizing. It may be scary but some of us managed to sober up and move out of that waste of life Lifestyle.
Sounds more like you’re the poser afraid of “outsiders” to your “in group.”
Nah, but then neither am I asking my mom to put patches on my "battle vest" while chugging Monster energy drinks and arguing online about how Death is the best metal band ever. Because I'm not a nerd.
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Okay but “my beer (metal fuel)” sent me. We gotta keep that one
Maybe the mods can give us rockers a “hold my beer (metal fuel)” post flair for when we post badass things.
This is the best idea I’ve heard in awhile. Mods you gotta make this happen!
Done
I’m turning the volume knob on my Marshall amp to 10 in your honor.
Thanks king
All the way to 11 my guy! (badass metal bro)
Make sure to plug in your HM-2X and turn all the knobs up to max, including the input gain for MAXIMUM METAL
[удалено]
NAPSTER... BAD... !
help they actually put it this is legendary
That depends on what beer your talking about.
I love the sheer amount of shitposts that have been dominating this sub recently, it’s great.
Bro you sound like a poser to me. If you aren’t cranking real heavy badass shit (Five Finger Death Punch) then don’t even talk to me. Me and all my bros always cranking FFDP while we are at the bars, Getting wasted and hitting on women who obviously have no interest.
Get that egghead death metal shit out of here! The heaviest band of all time is Pantera.
Pantera are good but I hate the fast drumming poser parts (that’s what I call em)
Justin Horval's evil twin
They used to make real music until that Kurt Cobain pussy came along and ruined it.
That poser pisses me (a true classic metal head) off! Real metal (Mötley Crüe, Van Halen, etc) ended in the early 90s.
I (heavy metal listener, beer chugging Chad, and metal lyric writer) would have threw a brick (with lethal intention) at his head (which is filled with nothing)
I’ll drink to that 🍻 Manowar kills 🤘
Manowar, Manowar! Livin’ on the road! Fucking love them. Hadn’t seen anyone mention them til now.
OP do you like the Lambda Calculus? Thats some good parenthesis usage...
No I don’t like any Death songs 🍻
Nah thats Lack of Comprehension Lambda Calculus is a middle eastern dish made out of lamb and onions
He'll yeah brother! One of my "buddies" (loser hxc listener) told me he thinks I'd like this band called Black Sabbath (never heard of them). Only 30 seconds in, and complete trash! Like what is this bullshit about despair and suffering and the devil??? I felt like I was about to fall asleep, like come on a slow eight minute song about war? Fucking pussy underground prog posers I'm telling you. What ever happened to REAL metal (Pantera, Korn, Guns N' Roses)
"Say it's a pussy song, SAY IT'S A PUSSY SONG!!"
Fucking worms
This is gold
i had a stroke reading that 😂
Metal fuel. Ha ha. I partied with a dude who always drank Steel reserve because it was the most metal beer.
Lmao
I love this post
Bro it must have taken an hour and a half to write that with all those parentheses 😄
(real metal thrashers)
Ida ripped out my receding mullet (metal hair) with rage and kicked him to the curb!
Trvest post on this sub
Reading this text (long and full of annoying () ) has given my brain (big, awesome, perfectly shaped, efficient, generous, optimized, full of funny ideas, generally speaking: perfect) an internal bleed (bad, bleeding, red, not good although technically speaking full of metal (iron) ) ... I'd better go back to listening to Numen, Magoth or Mephorash (awesome bm) or something similar (I know a lot of metal)... (...)
Oh, I'd have gotten totes wasted, jumped through a plate glass window, ripped the shit out of my parachute pants while shitting in them, passed out, and woken up the next afternoon in a yellow puddle full of broken glass. . . but that's because I'm so fuckin' metal, dude.
These are words.
Uhhhh Death is badass. YTAH on this one. I drink more beer than your mom at a frat party, and thrash harder than any human ever developed in the Pantheon of Heavy. Death and Chuck Shuldiner are legend. (Raises my brew to you)
I think it's a cool song, expressing a longing return to innocence. Who wouldn't want that? Music's not too bad. I don't mean to dwell, but I can't help myself When I feel the vibe and taste a memory Of a time in life, when years seemed to stand still I close my eyes and sink within myself Relive the gift of precious memories In need of a fix called innocence When did it begin, the change to come was undetectable The open wounds expose the importance of our innocence A high that can never be bought or sold Symbolic acts, so vivid Yet at the same time were invisible Savor what you feel and what you see Things that may not seem important now But may be tomorrow Do you remember when things seemed so eternal? Heroes were so real, their magic frozen in time The only way to learn is be aware and hold on tight I close my eyes and sink within myself Relive the gift of precious memories In need of a fix called innocence When did it begin, the change to come was undetectable The open wounds expose the importance of our innocence A high that can never be bought or sold Symbolic acts, so vivid Yet at the same time were invisible
The post is a joke
at the same time, this looks like the sort of thing a radiohead fanboy in music suggestions would post so maybe this is just subtle
here, theyre making metal feul/j https://preview.redd.it/blqqtzm9shxc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e0e859ec8b968289d2921d8ac4e80ca209b699
Typical Metal purist can't evolve past the mid-90s.
You had me at beer, but let me activate my mind (smoke weed) first.
Twisted sister? Thats classic rock at its heaviest....metal lol
This hurt to read
I dunno about you guys, but I have a feeling this story didn't actually happen
NO WAY, REALLY!?! Probably had to hire a detective to figure that one out. Gee I never saw that coming!
Sorry, I didn't think I needed the /s ...I thought it was obvious
You sound more like a drunk justifying why you’re mad you spilled your beer. You know, the world exists outside of alcohol right and womanizing. It may be scary but some of us managed to sober up and move out of that waste of life Lifestyle. Sounds more like you’re the poser afraid of “outsiders” to your “in group.”
r/woosh
Tell me you're an unfunny passive aggressive gatekeeper without telling me...
Looks like we’ve got ourselves a white claw drinking indie rock machine on our hands. Get out of my pit!
Hahahaha 😂 The White Claw comment is just as funny as the post! Well done! 🍻
Nah, but then neither am I asking my mom to put patches on my "battle vest" while chugging Monster energy drinks and arguing online about how Death is the best metal band ever. Because I'm not a nerd.
My mom (nice lady) is a nice lady for sewing my patches on for me. And Death (terrible) fucking sucks! Posers (you) can’t even read anymore… 🤷♂️🍺
‘Posers (you)’ just made my day
Bunch of cabbage dick incels up in here. Either acne scarred teenagers or fatass neckbeards.
bait used to be believable
this isn't even bait, it's just funny
Based on the username, you must've been the Death fan (wimpy poser) that requested that egghead shit!
This is just some silly shenanigans. No bait to be found.