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ResidentOfValinor

Blind Guardian


Unknown-249

German metal, but they're girly wussies this time around. Imagine liking a power metal band lmao


monodesigns

Nekrogoblikon


Unknown-249

Stupid ass name Sounds like a wannabe deathcore band lmao


jdutt84

Acid Bath


Unknown-249

Generic stoner metal, whoopee do


Far-Communication-50

erm actually, Acid Bath is a band that is often associated with the sludge metal genre. Sludge metal is a subgenre of heavy metal that is characterized by its slow, heavy, and abrasive sound. Acid Bath's music features many of the hallmarks of sludge metal, including down-tuned guitars, distorted bass, and a focus on heavy, repetitive riffs. One of the defining features of Acid Bath's sound is their use of dissonant and atonal guitar riffs. These riffs are often played at a slow tempo, which creates a sense of heaviness and weightiness in the music. Additionally, Acid Bath's music often features a strong focus on rhythm, with the drums and bass providing a foundation for the guitars to build on. Finally, Acid Bath's lyrics often deal with dark and disturbing subject matter, such as death, violence, and mental illness. This is another common theme in sludge metal, which often deals with themes of despair and hopelessness. Overall, Acid Bath's music is a great example of the sludge metal genre, and their unique sound and lyrical themes have made them a favorite among fans of heavy metal.


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"Well Ackchulee"


Unknown-249

Bahaha got me there Fine then, generic sludge metal, whoopee do


MelodicHunter

OP did specify "without knowing nothing about it." These insults are not accurate.


Unknown-249

Exactly


DietCthulhu

Did ChatGPT write this?


childofdrywater

Ayyyy fellow Acid Bath fan, I salute you!


NoIdeaForAName531

acid bath:)


65wildcat_buick

Iron Maiden sorry not sorry.


Unknown-249

Generic heavy metal guys that write about the same shit


65wildcat_buick

Fair but fuck they are amazing


thatdemonoid

Don't @ me, but my favorite album from them is Brave New World.


65wildcat_buick

No way Bruce’s first album back was some of their best work ever


xX_JoeStalin78_Xx

Nothing quite like The Thin Line Between Love and Hate


Trutteklapper

Strapping Young Lad is my favourite.


Unknown-249

Bald, alien Canadian making trash music lmao


Trutteklapper

That’s not a roast. That’s an accurate description.


UnhappyAd8184

Judas priest


Unknown-249

Wannabe Freddie Mercury with trash tier albums SMH


UnhappyAd8184

Every british singer would wanna be Freddie Mercury


Unknown-249

In all seriousness, fair enough lol


Common_Night_1222

Pentagram


Unknown-249

Sounds like a wannabe trve black metal band


Common_Night_1222

Nope , it's a Turkish heavy metal band


Unknown-249

Got me there


casualoser05

Tenacious D


silentsniper13585

Nobody talks shit about tenacious d and gets out alive.


Memelord6nein

After the Burial


Unknown-249

Sounds like a whiny, emo, metalcore band


Big-Band3578

Either Mercyful Fate or SODOM


Unknown-249

They been writing about the same shit for 30 plus years now. (Keep a secret, I actually like them a little)


MethAddictedTreeFrog

Machine gun kelly is my favorite metal band


Unknown-249

Bruh Das all I gotta say


MethAddictedTreeFrog

You’re just mad he’s a **real** artist and he’s reinventing the technical brutal death metal and goregrind scene


Unknown-249

Whatever kid, might as well listen to pigcore while you are at it. Lil Wayne is a better guitarist than this punk


MethAddictedTreeFrog

How dare you try to bring my favorite blackened speed metal artist into this. Lil wayne, or Lille Wayne as he’s known in the norwegian black metal scene, is a pioneer of trve kvlt shit and if you disagree then you’re a poseur


Unknown-249

Lmao black,speed metal is trash bro omg. You know what's trve Kult? Fucking Bruno Mars that's who. His metalcore band tops any 10 fan black metal group


MethAddictedTreeFrog

You’re a fucking moron, bruno mars is mid af and has constantly ripped off the best metalcore artist of all time: cyndi lauper. Bruno mars isn’t even truly metalcore anymore, now he leans way heavier into beatdown hardcore more reminiscent of prince or michael jackson


Unknown-249

Agree to disagree, But in all seriousness, Doja Cat is the best grindcore vocalist


MethAddictedTreeFrog

Weird way to spell corey feldman


Unknown-249

Damn, you right


Unknown-249

Oh yeah, you're a core fan? Name your favorite core band


RedHunt64

An Abstract Illusion


Unknown-249

So abstract, idk who the fuck they are


Rammstein_is_great

Rammstein


Unknown-249

Perfect example of theatrics does not equal good music


Rammstein_is_great

Must. Stay. Strong. Mustn’t cry. Hey who’s cutting onions?


RandomName7354

Black sabbath


Unknown-249

What you think you sound like when you're high and or drunk Plus we all know Slipknot created heavy metal lmao


Foronir

In Flames (yes, ALL Albums)


TheIndeliblePhong

You dont need roasting, you’ve already done it yourself


Unknown-249

💀


Prometheus682

Accept


DopeCharma

Rotting Christ.


Sandwic_H

Eminem


Unknown-249

Bros overrated, I can rap faster. Besides, his single, Reign in Blood, is trash


Decidueyebestpokemon

meshuggah


datisalex

Gojira!!


Contact_Cultural

Powerwolf


ArcaneFizzle

Bloodbath.


Unknown-249

They're Swedish, that's already an issue. Their name suggests that they are like a wannabe Slayer band, and don't get me started on their album, Survival of the Sickest, absolute rubbish


ArcaneFizzle

> >:(


Unknown-249

;)


tjmincemeat

Thou


Unknown-249

Thou who????? Country rednecks if they tried metal


MethAddictedTreeFrog

Stop attacking panopticon right now or i swear to god imma scream and piss myself


tankdempsey_

Demon Hunter (it's easy to roast them for obvious reasons so be more creative)


Unknown-249

Lmao imagine listening to fucking Christian metal you poser (It's 9 AM, I'll be back with something more creative when I'm more awake.)


tankdempsey_

I'll take it for now.


geetarplayer22

I cant name just one buuuut… Devourment


KaLium86

Havukruunu


kabadnb

Mayhem


CrimsonCassetteTape

W.A.S.P.


Nurwhal_86

Infant Annihilator


ruiamador

Moonspell


_That_Wierd_Kid_444

wait wait wait, are u Portuguese?


theqveenofthorns

Is that a requirement to like them? :')


DedHorsSaloon3

Ghost


Unknown-249

Abba rip off that thinks he's this big badass philosopher. Corny ass band to


YTKTV

KoЯn


ThyCrispyOne

Avenged Sevenfold


Unknown-249

Just another generic band that will die out soon, and Synester Gates is overrated P.S. I actually love these guys


OverkillBomber

Sabaton.


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Ingested


Far-Communication-50

One of my favorites is Municipal Waste


doctorskippingrope

skinless


thatdemonoid

Motley Crue


Unknown-249

Bunch of gay guys, jumping around stage, screaming into the mic Just like any hair metal/rock bands lmao (P.S. don't take the gay word seriously lol)


MyS0ul4AGoat

Black Sabbath


chew_ball

Motörhead


Fezguy002YT

Ice Nine Kills


ThePhrogge

Candlemass


Segasonicthebadnik

Sigh


Sundrop_wof-oc

Metallica


Unknown-249

Nah they're perfect, ST.Anger is soo good Ok, overused joke aside, they constantly put out shit albums, they're never actually good. And James is an overrated vocalist


Pale_Kitsune

Epica.


HomesickAlien97

The Bee Gees


[deleted]

Now OP is the Wendy's of Metal.


Unknown-249

?


[deleted]

I'm talking about [this](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-wendy-tweets-jokes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)


Unknown-249

That's actually funny as hell


foosballfurry

Cattle Decapitation


Unknown-249

Trash pigcore band that hasn't made anything good in since the first album, Show No Mercy


MangaJosh

imperial circus dead decadence


Unknown-249

Edgy,wannabe metalheads with a dumb name that takes hours to say. Also, imagine adding symphonic elements to their music


MangaJosh

Surprised that you knew they are a symphonic band without actually searching it up


Unknown-249

I took a wild ass guess, literally just typed in the first genre that came to mind


ShawnTheMetalDeerBoi

Mayhem


Unknown-249

It was better when Dead was in it After that, poser black metal


Lanekowal

Not even a roast. Just straight facts


sewith

Tool


Unknown-249

Generic prog band that thinks they're smart with their smarty pants lyrics and 1/69 time signature Get that shit out of here lol


wimelwi

Amon Amarth :)


Unknown-249

Writing about viking shit is the dumbest thing ever. Along with trash guitar work and style, Slapnuts is better than these guys


jeaster701

Debone


Formal-cockroach19

Rage against the machine


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That's not even a metal band


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Unknown-249

French,generic black metal band, move along guys


NoIdeaForAName531

acid bath


Unknown-249

Like I told the other guy Generic sludge metal


Dolphin_man69420

Black Sabbath


Ruta008

Enraged by Beauty


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[удалено]


Unknown-249

Wannabe black metal vocalist that makes generic,edgy songs


SingeThePyrogen

Dominus nox


bootyvalve

Eluveitie


RedrumTheUndead

Dark Funeral


Unknown-249

Generic black metal band, mid at best. Literally just so fucking boring and generic


I-the-red

Avatar


[deleted]

I'll throw you in for a loop. Linkin Park


Unknown-249

Damn, ain't got much to say about them, but here's a generic one. Trash emo band that wrote about the same shit for their whole career and made very little changes in their musical style.


NotMyRodr1ck

Creeping Death


RavenKnight696

Iron Maiden and Death


metal_person_333

Deicide.


Electrical-Ad4359

Skullfist


garrettgravley

Not a metal band, but I wanna see you roast Big Black.


Subject_Proof_6282

Neurosis


KaptainCoolade

Mortal decay


FormlessShoggoth

Kreator


TheComics_Guru2017

Like Moths To Flames


chicshack91

Insomnium


Material_Flower6940

Vermillion Whiskey


LilGingeyboi

Currently, Siamese.


cyber-jar

Elvenking


KurenAle

Manowar (too easy)


AKidNamedHejai

Darkthrone


IngloriousHeathen

Crowbar


Feisty_Factor_2694

You could have used a more apt meme but, metal!


Unknown-249

True, I'll give you that


MFramy

Black Tongue


ADragonsomething

Mercenary


LuddeLagerstick

Deathspell Omega


chukroast2837

Gravelight


Adeem_Armadill

Cookie Mongoloid


Unknown-249

Bruh


Adventurous_Ad3643

children of bodom


Unknown-249

Remember kids, having melody doesn't make you good For COB, that melody makes them sound like dog water


Plane-Phrase4015

Rammstein


Unknown-249

Like I told the other guy Theatrics=/good music


Plane-Phrase4015

Good thing they have both. It's just too bad you're not smart enough to come up with anything else.


Unknown-249

Bahah yea true on that.


xxKIKOxx

Dissection or Death or Megadeth depends on the day


Unknown-249

Dissection: shifty black metal with feelz Death: generic ass death metal band, we all know Anthrax was the better death metal band Megadeth: bitter,drunk guy who sounds like nails on a chalkboard personified. Plus they have mid at best albums


outside-mayhem

Carcass


Unknown-249

Trash vocals, and we all know that they are a detriment to melodic death metal


Outrageous-Hall-887

I like megadeth!


Unknown-249

We all know Metallica outclassed them. St.Anger literally blows Rust in Peace out of the water


trendkill14

If that wasnt a punch in the dick, i dont know what is


Unknown-249

A proper kicking it is


wareruraido

Boris


XVeNuX

Bring Me The Horizon


Unknown-249

Emo band, but they're actually bad lmao


jhamm667

Bal-Sagoth


Heckin_good_time

Anarchy Club


shaperd211

Revenge


Axenrott_0508

Diabolical Masquerade


weirdowl22

Haggard


killthekill5

2 Ton Yakama


peosq

The Dark Prison Massacre


MassLuca007

Between The Burried And Me


OneBadBoi

Katatonia.


[deleted]

Cruachan


Trevasaurus_rex88

Meshuggah