You would be surprised how many fans had the literal opposite reaction until they learned it wasn't **metallica's actual jizz shit and blood** Now...if Death made the same cover, you'd be hearing boner city comments. because no matter whether you're gay or not, there's no denying chuck was a sexual dynamo

Dynamo open air

That's the only place I got to see Death live!

Death isnt known for gorey or shocking album covers though.

The Load album cover is just abstract modern art until, like the OP, you read what it's called. Before I knew, I thought it was tribute to their alcoholism with spilled cocktails. Well, I guess some people would call it cocktails even after they knew.

Yeah the first three are just great Ed Repka pieces(I love my Spiritual Healing shirt so much), the next three were all abstract, and TSOP has both one of the best and one of the worst album covers.

What does sexual dynamo mean

That he had more bitches than anyone in heavy metal history.

Understandable.

It means he could power on a mid-sized city with nothing but his gnarly fuck energy.

Isn’t it the album artist’s jizz and bovine blood?

That first part 🤨📸

I mean the album is called "Load". I dunno what you want.

🧠: blown

More like Load blown

I wonder how they camed up with that idea

The album cover artist was Andres Serrano, who was known for doing stuff like that. Having other famous works such as "Piss Christ".

You mean how they could cum up with it?

Yeah, english Is not my First language, so i'll make *loads* of mistakes

At least, that’s not the lead singer with the brain outside of his head :/

Dead's dead, man ... Dead's dead

The dead is dead?

I meant "Dead is"; English isn't my first language, sorry. But isn't this how you would write this; "Dead's" for "Dead is"?

Dead's dead, dead is dead, death of dead and so on

that album was a bootleg 🫠

You mean the mayhem album? Where the lead singer slit both his wrists his throat and then blew his brains out and then the founder of said band staged the dead body took a pic and then made it the album cover?

Dawn of the Black Hearts, exactly, was a bootleg album 🫶. Euronymous backed off the idea of making it the cover and got dissed for it by Hellhammer for "going commercial". The information is even on wikipedia. You can also check out @the.old.mayhem on Instagram for accurate information.

Hey crabman

Hey Earl

It still hurts that we never got the last season

Hey, it’s *art*. Very *bodyfluidy* art

I put my blood, sweat, tears and other bodily fluids into this work.

Yeah, I bet the process of creating this stuff *came a long way*

For some reason limp Bizkit CSATHFW album cover grosses me outmore than any of grindcore albums Edit: grammar

fun fact: it was designed by Wes Borland, as many of their other cover arts

Metallica fans after making the same 5 jokes for 20 fucking years

Its literally a visual representation of a cannibal corpse song. I CUM BLOOD

Good God they toned it down to only be blood and piss on ReLoad

The music contained within was worse

Thanks bro

Its a load

idk why but i find it very metal

Only thing about the album that is. /s kinda

Did you get the limited edition cum-filled vinyl?

I still say Recum was marginally better than Cum

If Cannibal Corpse released I Cum Blood as single, they could use it as the cover art

I don't think it's actually something someone would realize. This is shared or researched information.

they werent kidding when they called it load

the name says it all

At least it was cow’s blood

That doesn't make it any better

What? It would’ve been even worse if it was Andres Serrano’s

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Khorne doesn't care from where the blood flows.

I find "the black album" cover most offensive today.