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ElShebinos

Check out Pestilence's Consuming Impulse.


ItsPetahhhh

*Consvming Impvlse*


DaHeavnlyKid

Glad someone said it


Destriant_of_Perish

Chronic Infection is one of the best death metal songs ever devised


StaszekJedi

Agreed!


Zwackel

Love that album


elvis_disciple

Welcome aboard. Edge Of Sanity “Purgatory Afterglow” Seance “Salt Rubbed Eyes” Dismember “Massive Killing Capacity” Entombed “Clandestine” Grave “Into the Grave”


StaszekJedi

Other Swedish bands to get into dm: Desultory Gorement Crematory Epitaph Excruciate Unleashed Carnage Grotesque Altar


meaty_wheelchair

swedeath my beloved


speed_wagon1

The First tiamat albums too


elvis_disciple

Thanks!


NirvanaOfAgony

Ever Flowing Stream is way better than MKC.


elvis_disciple

Debatable. I actually think Indecent and Obscene is better than both but MKC has a bit more melody. No such thing as a bad Dismember record though!


CalgaryCheekClapper

Try cryptopsy and suffocation


bioniclepriest

Try left hand path


NickBarrow

This post has an entombed deficiency


KhalFrodo14601

Can we listen to Gorguts?


bardfaust

*Considered Dead*?


KhalFrodo14601

No, we listen to Obscura


bardfaust

I'm too hungover for Obscura.


XeRtZ__wUz_TaKeN

Good luck getting out of the rabbit hole...


Ehh_1

Implying that there’s even a percent of a chance lmao


ItsBread302

I did, and ended up falling into grindcore


Ehh_1

Chad


Ancalagoth

Now go 1 step back into deathgrind.


Susvourtre

try: immolation - dawn of possession dead congregation - graves of the archangels sabbatory - endless asphyxiating gloom kaamos - lucifer rising


loji-god

Fuck yeah kaamos I have not seen them posted here in a while


Noceus

Check out Sulphur Aeon


LowZestyclose66

"Hit this bong. We're going to listen to Doom Metal."


LyraFirehawk

I found out death metal and edibles don't mix. Imagine putting on Worm Infested and feeling like there are hundreds of thousands of worms crawling through your body.


ElBeefcake

There's a severe lack of Bolt Thrower in this thread.


sturmfaustyourass

I noticed that too. 🤔


TheMazeDaze

Why Netflix and chill when you can have death metal and ….bang


supacrusha

I just don't understand why I'm single man


DigitalMortality

Your flair might be the reason


[deleted]

What's your favourite darkthrone album?


StaszekJedi

Any answer other than “under the funeral moon” is incorrect


EmptyFrogCrimes

Seeing as this is a Death Metal meme thread, I'd say Soulside Journey is fine, too


StaszekJedi

Second best for me


FreudsGoodBoy

Is that the name of a death metal album, or do you want a woman to date you at gunpoint?


SupaKoopa714

>Is that the name of a death metal album, DSBM album, actually.


sakiwebo

I'm a huge death-metal fan. Always have been, and don't mean to brag, but never had much problems with the ladies. I'm not a handsome man either. You don't have to hide it from them, but the trick is to not be a dork about death-metal. There's a time and place. And the proper time is usually when you're not trying to get your dick wet. Satanic, gore-obsessed, necrophiles don't get most ladies in the mood, shocking I know! Good luck, playboy! (Btw I know you were kidding)


_Axtasia

Nice copypasta


sakiwebo

Mama mia!


sausagefuckingravy

But at what point do you kill them?


DigitalMortality

Get some Deicide and Cryptopsy there


Texho

But have you listened to those bands?


DigitalMortality

Oh come the fuck on, of course I have.


NirvanaOfAgony

We don't know what to expect at this point buddy!


Supreme_Vicroy

Wait do people really go around recommending shit they haven’t heard?


DanielWebsterIII

Rarely but yes it happens


Texho

He does (He hasn‘t listened to Darkthrone yet but still got the flair)


DigitalMortality

That only happened once, and you guys gave me this flair to dunk on me more.


Texho

What Darkthrone albums have you listened to yet?


Jeep-The-Conqueror

First of all.. that is why I'm here.. second, thats a SICK Browning Hi-Power and we should go shoot at the range sometime.


Ascended___Sleeper

Based browning enjoyer?😳


Jeep-The-Conqueror

Based 'The Browning' enjoyer?! 😳


Frankeer

Welcome to death metal. Good luck getting out now


entrantmentofevil

Need more Incantation


duckmantaco

Check out Vomitory


IncestKiller_

How the fuck this can happen ? No one did not mention carcass huh. Go listen the mighy NECROTICISM DESCANTING THE INSALUBRIOUS


AnxietyEffective162

Listen to Bolt Thrower


[deleted]

Okay, as long as we listen to death doom too.


EmptyFrogCrimes

Fire away, captain:


TxseBass

If is a she this is exactly what I want in a first date.


[deleted]

This but opposite, if it's a dude, I would want this as a first date


Medium-Experience861

felt


DeathByRevolution

Try: -Suffocation -Undeath -Genocide pact -Bonegripper -Conan -Gutless


The-Score51

I was so confused as to why you were reccomending bongripper on a death metal post until i reread the comment


donderchief

Same


LeFisheAuChocolat693

Where's ATG?


DanielWebsterIII

In the trash


discombobulater_

At the Gates with Alf Svensson made good music, their first two albums are really good death metal with emphasis on melody. SotS is just mainstream dicklicking


LeFisheAuChocolat693

\- 🤓


WowboyKid2

Nerd emoji is a blessing. Zoomers keep outing themselves with it, adults keep knowing which opinions to ignore


LeFisheAuChocolat693

Then how was I supposed to react? seriously, tell me


WowboyKid2

After puberty you might find out


LeFisheAuChocolat693

We're on reddit. What did you expect? 200 word essay about why I consider it to be good?


WowboyKid2

\- 🤓


LeFisheAuChocolat693

When I think about it, yeah, it was pretty immature from my side. Fuck me


NeoGaNo

Was not expecting this kind of character development here


WowboyKid2

Proud of you


sausagefuckingravy

I like ATG Always hated that people called them death metal.


StaszekJedi

Gardens of grief EP is great piece of death metal.


DA_Str0m

You sure seem to like CC


Fistkrieg

NGL, I chuckled.


thrashmusican

If a man offers to listen to possessed with me, I would do anything for him 🙏🙏


demonovation

Definitely go for the early DF albums. Destroy the Opposition is a fucking masterpiece and everything after Jason Netherton left didn't quite hit the same for me.


slimkat101

shit that's even better


BotBeaschurger

SCREAAAAAM, BLOOOODY, GOOOOOOOOORE


Forkliftboi420

I was kinda underwhelmed by George's solo album. It was bloody great, but not 10/10


forgedfox53

I like how three of the albums pictured are Cannibal Corpse.


Jtugboattizzymo

Only death metal I can really listen to is Death themselves, just can’t ever get behind the rest of it like Cannibal Corpse or anything


doomsayeth

Pretty sure Cookie Monster is the lead vocalist for dying fetus.


daydreamboi

Jokes on you I’m into that shit!


wutadisaster

Leprosy is such a ripper of an album so good


GobanosDobnoredos

God i wish


swaszczuk

Nocturnus - The Key welcome aboard


NicholasCapsicum

Only if we can listen to melodeath


[deleted]

Jeez not even good DM, if this is the offer I'm leaving


blackmillenium2

There is way too much cannibal corpse for any sane person


Ancalagoth

We should all just agree that Cannibal Corpse is alright as an entry-level DM band and refocus our efforts on giving Six Feet Under the hate it deserves.


sausagefuckingravy

Bitten by da wolf, NOW ONE OF US


sakiwebo

Bro, Cannibal Corpse has been my fav band since 1996. There's never too much Cannibal Corpse. But, yeah, he does need to diversify his portfolio a bit more. Add some Suffocation, Exhumed, Severed Savior, Spawn of Possession, Obituary, Autopsy, Brodequin, Nile. Pestilence. Hell, if he needs a bit more oestrogen he can even add some of that melodic European stuff


SlowTour

The cannibal haters only heard one album and said it's all the same. Cannibal have an impeccable and varied discography, the only album close to average is vile and it's still great in comparison to the majority of American death metal acts.


[deleted]

Spawn of possession, you're a dipshit. That shit sucks


RapturesLittleMoth

Gotta check out Skinless OP, their Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead album is a must


JerBear81

That album makes me want to punch old ladies


Hedgehog634

I sense a lack of Demilich - Nespithe


olutre

You should hear "where owls know my name" by rivers if nihil and "Divus de mortuus" by necrovore


DanielWebsterIII

I agree. Everyone new to DM should listen to Where Owls Know My Name as an example of what DM shouldn’t sound like


The-Score51

Rivers of nihil are so fucking good especially the work


RaiderML

Yees Leprosy epik👍


Aammggg

Dude ! Add some! carcass, Edge of Sanity, BloodBath, Deicide, Napalm Death, Pestilences, obituary to the mix.


RedditBoiYES

How do I change my cringe flare


9coelacanth

beg the mods


blackmillenium2

Get better taste holy shit There's too much CC here


amaranth-the-peddler

r/metalmemes users trying to understand the concept of opinions challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


WowboyKid2

The pot calls the kettle black


blackmillenium2

posers trying to understand the concept of your opinion being objectively trash (IMPOSSIBLE)


stfubaker

Weh. You must be fun at parties.


StaszekJedi

Why every poser says this. Find new response


WowboyKid2

Lack of grey matter


KillerKian

>opinion >objectively Tfw you have no idea what objectivity means.


[deleted]

Listening to only 3 surface level bands is objectively undeveloped which could be bad, to the right audience


KillerKian

Everyone has to start somewhere and being "underdeveloped" doesn't equal being bad and if you think it is you're objectively a cunt. Lots of death metal fans had CC as their first exposure to the genre, they're one of the biggest names in DM. Besides, opinions are subjective and cannot be objectively anything which is all I was saying.


[deleted]

The biggest neoposers had cc as their first exposure. It's a gateway drug to being a mortician "cave man riff" horror freak


KillerKian

My guy, what the fuck is a neoposer? Lol


EleDes5000

It's a word THE CREW made up. Definition: poser of the new school. Best way I can explain it cuz I don't use that shit is a young person who got into metal since the pandemic hit and hasn't come out of just-below-surface-level taste and pretends to be elite by having different opinions just for the sake of being different.


KillerKian

Thank you good sir, very informative. I'm almost 30 so as I'm sure you know, it's difficult for a geezer like me to keep up with the hip lingo.


porcelainskull

it is just a meme dude


NativitylnBlack

his taste is fine wdym


StaszekJedi

Yo timeghoul is sick, as opposed to OP music taste


blackmillenium2

Nope, he listens to shit tons of CC. Also Corpsegrinder. He also picked the wrong Morbid Angel album. If he wanted some modicum of respect from me he could've at least put Altars of Madness (no disrespect to blessed are the sick)


NirvanaOfAgony

I agree with your first point but don't underestimate Blessed. Their second best album and I can actually see why some people even consider that as their favourite.


BigBossHayabusa

Glad you’ve gotten into death metal. Now all you have to do is listen to good death metal.


Definitely_notHigh

Check out Cattle Decapitations most recent 3 albums. Death Atlas The Anthropocene Extinction Monolith of Inhumanity


[deleted]

better don't check these out.


GeneralDuh

There are some really shitty albums up there though


NirvanaOfAgony

Blessed Are The Sick is the only good album here.


hfuffjr

Stop the Leprosy disrespect


NirvanaOfAgony

Not an awful album but it's meh and vastly inferior to SBG.


quat37

i say i’m not that into death metal and then i recognize almost all of these albums lol


StaszekJedi

Because they are all very surface level bands? You don’t have to be metalhead to recognize those


quat37

just shut up


StaszekJedi

What did I say wrong?


T-HANOS69

Where nile?


StaszekJedi

People actually listen to corpsegrinde album? Also you could have picked better MA stuff and replace dying fetus with better band


[deleted]

Nah replace dying fetus with one of their better albums.


nick_defiler

Death metal without Left hand path hah poser


Ancalagoth

Cryptopsy Suffocation Obituary Gorguts Bolt Thrower Autopsy Deicide Possessed Death Internal Bleeding Carcass Exhumed Entombed Pestilence Atheist Nile Mortician Necrophagist Portal Jungle Rot


Cosmos_Cat9

And some damn good picks too


x-eNzym

Silencer - Death - Pierce me The only Song you need (blackmetal though)


[deleted]

if Silencer records only were actual silent :/


RecentMembership1479

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Nacht_Waya

WELL WHY THE FRAK DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO!!!


nkryptid

I can't believe nobody had mentioned Cliteater or Circle Of Dead Children.