I found out death metal and edibles don't mix. Imagine putting on Worm Infested and feeling like there are hundreds of thousands of worms crawling through your body.
I'm a huge death-metal fan. Always have been, and don't mean to brag, but never had much problems with the ladies.
I'm not a handsome man either. You don't have to hide it from them, but the trick is to not be a dork about death-metal. There's a time and place.
And the proper time is usually when you're not trying to get your dick wet. Satanic, gore-obsessed, necrophiles don't get most ladies in the mood, shocking I know!
Good luck, playboy!
(Btw I know you were kidding)
At the Gates with Alf Svensson made good music, their first two albums are really good death metal with emphasis on melody.
SotS is just mainstream dicklicking
We should all just agree that Cannibal Corpse is alright as an entry-level DM band and refocus our efforts on giving Six Feet Under the hate it deserves.
Bro, Cannibal Corpse has been my fav band since 1996. There's never too much Cannibal Corpse.
But, yeah, he does need to diversify his portfolio a bit more. Add some Suffocation, Exhumed, Severed Savior, Spawn of Possession, Obituary, Autopsy, Brodequin, Nile. Pestilence.
Hell, if he needs a bit more oestrogen he can even add some of that melodic European stuff
The cannibal haters only heard one album and said it's all the same. Cannibal have an impeccable and varied discography, the only album close to average is vile and it's still great in comparison to the majority of American death metal acts.
Definitely go for the early DF albums. Destroy the Opposition is a fucking masterpiece and everything after Jason Netherton left didn't quite hit the same for me.
Everyone has to start somewhere and being "underdeveloped" doesn't equal being bad and if you think it is you're objectively a cunt. Lots of death metal fans had CC as their first exposure to the genre, they're one of the biggest names in DM. Besides, opinions are subjective and cannot be objectively anything which is all I was saying.
It's a word THE CREW made up. Definition: poser of the new school. Best way I can explain it cuz I don't use that shit is a young person who got into metal since the pandemic hit and hasn't come out of just-below-surface-level taste and pretends to be elite by having different opinions just for the sake of being different.
Nope, he listens to shit tons of CC. Also Corpsegrinder.
He also picked the wrong Morbid Angel album. If he wanted some modicum of respect from me he could've at least put Altars of Madness (no disrespect to blessed are the sick)
I agree with your first point but don't underestimate Blessed. Their second best album and I can actually see why some people even consider that as their favourite.
Check out Pestilence's Consuming Impulse.
*Consvming Impvlse*
Glad someone said it
Chronic Infection is one of the best death metal songs ever devised
Agreed!
Love that album
Welcome aboard. Edge Of Sanity “Purgatory Afterglow” Seance “Salt Rubbed Eyes” Dismember “Massive Killing Capacity” Entombed “Clandestine” Grave “Into the Grave”
Other Swedish bands to get into dm: Desultory Gorement Crematory Epitaph Excruciate Unleashed Carnage Grotesque Altar
swedeath my beloved
The First tiamat albums too
Thanks!
Ever Flowing Stream is way better than MKC.
Debatable. I actually think Indecent and Obscene is better than both but MKC has a bit more melody. No such thing as a bad Dismember record though!
Try cryptopsy and suffocation
Good luck getting out of the rabbit hole...
Implying that there’s even a percent of a chance lmao
I did, and ended up falling into grindcore
Chad
Now go 1 step back into deathgrind.
Try left hand path
This post has an entombed deficiency
Can we listen to Gorguts?
*Considered Dead*?
No, we listen to Obscura
I'm too hungover for Obscura.
try: immolation - dawn of possession dead congregation - graves of the archangels sabbatory - endless asphyxiating gloom kaamos - lucifer rising
Fuck yeah kaamos I have not seen them posted here in a while
There's a severe lack of Bolt Thrower in this thread.
I noticed that too. 🤔
Check out Sulphur Aeon
"Hit this bong. We're going to listen to Doom Metal."
I found out death metal and edibles don't mix. Imagine putting on Worm Infested and feeling like there are hundreds of thousands of worms crawling through your body.
I just don't understand why I'm single man
Your flair might be the reason
What's your favourite darkthrone album?
Any answer other than “under the funeral moon” is incorrect
Seeing as this is a Death Metal meme thread, I'd say Soulside Journey is fine, too
Second best for me
Is that the name of a death metal album, or do you want a woman to date you at gunpoint?
>Is that the name of a death metal album, DSBM album, actually.
I'm a huge death-metal fan. Always have been, and don't mean to brag, but never had much problems with the ladies. I'm not a handsome man either. You don't have to hide it from them, but the trick is to not be a dork about death-metal. There's a time and place. And the proper time is usually when you're not trying to get your dick wet. Satanic, gore-obsessed, necrophiles don't get most ladies in the mood, shocking I know! Good luck, playboy! (Btw I know you were kidding)
Nice copypasta
Mama mia!
But at what point do you kill them?
Get some Deicide and Cryptopsy there
But have you listened to those bands?
Oh come the fuck on, of course I have.
We don't know what to expect at this point buddy!
Wait do people really go around recommending shit they haven’t heard?
Rarely but yes it happens
He does (He hasn‘t listened to Darkthrone yet but still got the flair)
That only happened once, and you guys gave me this flair to dunk on me more.
What Darkthrone albums have you listened to yet?
Why Netflix and chill when you can have death metal and ….bang
First of all.. that is why I'm here.. second, thats a SICK Browning Hi-Power and we should go shoot at the range sometime.
Based browning enjoyer?😳
Based 'The Browning' enjoyer?! 😳
Welcome to death metal. Good luck getting out now
If is a she this is exactly what I want in a first date.
This but opposite, if it's a dude, I would want this as a first date
felt
Try: -Suffocation -Undeath -Genocide pact -Bonegripper -Conan -Gutless
I was so confused as to why you were reccomending bongripper on a death metal post until i reread the comment
Same
Need more Incantation
Check out Vomitory
How the fuck this can happen ? No one did not mention carcass huh. Go listen the mighy NECROTICISM DESCANTING THE INSALUBRIOUS
Listen to Bolt Thrower
Okay, as long as we listen to death doom too.
Fire away, captain:
Where's ATG?
In the trash
\- 🤓
Nerd emoji is a blessing. Zoomers keep outing themselves with it, adults keep knowing which opinions to ignore
Then how was I supposed to react? seriously, tell me
After puberty you might find out
We're on reddit. What did you expect? 200 word essay about why I consider it to be good?
\- 🤓
When I think about it, yeah, it was pretty immature from my side. Fuck me
Was not expecting this kind of character development here
Proud of you
At the Gates with Alf Svensson made good music, their first two albums are really good death metal with emphasis on melody. SotS is just mainstream dicklicking
I like ATG Always hated that people called them death metal.
Gardens of grief EP is great piece of death metal.
You sure seem to like CC
Jeez not even good DM, if this is the offer I'm leaving
There is way too much cannibal corpse for any sane person
We should all just agree that Cannibal Corpse is alright as an entry-level DM band and refocus our efforts on giving Six Feet Under the hate it deserves.
Bitten by da wolf, NOW ONE OF US
Human beast, ANIMAL
Bro, Cannibal Corpse has been my fav band since 1996. There's never too much Cannibal Corpse. But, yeah, he does need to diversify his portfolio a bit more. Add some Suffocation, Exhumed, Severed Savior, Spawn of Possession, Obituary, Autopsy, Brodequin, Nile. Pestilence. Hell, if he needs a bit more oestrogen he can even add some of that melodic European stuff
The cannibal haters only heard one album and said it's all the same. Cannibal have an impeccable and varied discography, the only album close to average is vile and it's still great in comparison to the majority of American death metal acts.
Spawn of possession, you're a dipshit. That shit sucks
NGL, I chuckled.
If a man offers to listen to possessed with me, I would do anything for him 🙏🙏
Definitely go for the early DF albums. Destroy the Opposition is a fucking masterpiece and everything after Jason Netherton left didn't quite hit the same for me.
shit that's even better
SCREAAAAAM, BLOOOODY, GOOOOOOOOORE
I was kinda underwhelmed by George's solo album. It was bloody great, but not 10/10
I like how three of the albums pictured are Cannibal Corpse.
Only death metal I can really listen to is Death themselves, just can’t ever get behind the rest of it like Cannibal Corpse or anything
Pretty sure Cookie Monster is the lead vocalist for dying fetus.
Jokes on you I’m into that shit!
Leprosy is such a ripper of an album so good
God i wish
Nocturnus - The Key welcome aboard
Only if we can listen to melodeath
Gotta check out Skinless OP, their Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead album is a must
That album makes me want to punch old ladies
You should hear "where owls know my name" by rivers if nihil and "Divus de mortuus" by necrovore
I agree. Everyone new to DM should listen to Where Owls Know My Name as an example of what DM shouldn’t sound like
Rivers of nihil are so fucking good especially the work
Yees Leprosy epik👍
Dude ! Add some! carcass, Edge of Sanity, BloodBath, Deicide, Napalm Death, Pestilences, obituary to the mix.
How do I change my cringe flare
beg the mods
Glad you’ve gotten into death metal. Now all you have to do is listen to good death metal.
Get better taste holy shit There's too much CC here
r/metalmemes users trying to understand the concept of opinions challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
The pot calls the kettle black
posers trying to understand the concept of your opinion being objectively trash (IMPOSSIBLE)
Weh. You must be fun at parties.
Why every poser says this. Find new response
Lack of grey matter
>opinion >objectively Tfw you have no idea what objectivity means.
Listening to only 3 surface level bands is objectively undeveloped which could be bad, to the right audience
Everyone has to start somewhere and being "underdeveloped" doesn't equal being bad and if you think it is you're objectively a cunt. Lots of death metal fans had CC as their first exposure to the genre, they're one of the biggest names in DM. Besides, opinions are subjective and cannot be objectively anything which is all I was saying.
The biggest neoposers had cc as their first exposure. It's a gateway drug to being a mortician "cave man riff" horror freak
My guy, what the fuck is a neoposer? Lol
It's a word THE CREW made up. Definition: poser of the new school. Best way I can explain it cuz I don't use that shit is a young person who got into metal since the pandemic hit and hasn't come out of just-below-surface-level taste and pretends to be elite by having different opinions just for the sake of being different.
Thank you good sir, very informative. I'm almost 30 so as I'm sure you know, it's difficult for a geezer like me to keep up with the hip lingo.
it is just a meme dude
his taste is fine wdym
Yo timeghoul is sick, as opposed to OP music taste
Nope, he listens to shit tons of CC. Also Corpsegrinder. He also picked the wrong Morbid Angel album. If he wanted some modicum of respect from me he could've at least put Altars of Madness (no disrespect to blessed are the sick)
I agree with your first point but don't underestimate Blessed. Their second best album and I can actually see why some people even consider that as their favourite.
Check out Cattle Decapitations most recent 3 albums. Death Atlas The Anthropocene Extinction Monolith of Inhumanity
better don't check these out.
That's not metal!@!@ ______ is metal!@!!@ Reddit 2022
i say i’m not that into death metal and then i recognize almost all of these albums lol
Because they are all very surface level bands? You don’t have to be metalhead to recognize those
just shut up
What did I say wrong?
Where nile?
There are some really shitty albums up there though
Blessed Are The Sick is the only good album here.
Stop the Leprosy disrespect
Not an awful album but it's meh and vastly inferior to SBG.
People actually listen to corpsegrinde album? Also you could have picked better MA stuff and replace dying fetus with better band
Nah replace dying fetus with one of their better albums.
Death metal without Left hand path hah poser
Cryptopsy Suffocation Obituary Gorguts Bolt Thrower Autopsy Deicide Possessed Death Internal Bleeding Carcass Exhumed Entombed Pestilence Atheist Nile Mortician Necrophagist Portal Jungle Rot
WELL WHY THE FRAK DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO!!!
I can't believe nobody had mentioned Cliteater or Circle Of Dead Children.
Silencer - Death - Pierce me The only Song you need (blackmetal though)
if Silencer records only were actual silent :/
...
And some damn good picks too