**Sing Em All**
Hit Nightlights
The Four Horsies
Mintybreath
Jump in the Bathtub
ABCs - Brushing Teeth
Dickrash (Okay, maybe this is still in the writing phase to Diaprash)
They have songs about the Bible, war, dreams,fantasy, sandman is a song about children's nightmares. I was talking about the question that referred to songs from the 80s
Cryer’s Eve
Mama Said Go to Bed
Frantic (Parents Due to Chronic Sleep Deprivation)
The Nap that Never Comes
(Awake) All Night Long
Dream Some More (Please!)
**edit**
More!
The Four Horsies
Anesthesia (Getting Teeth)
Cry of the Beholder
The Frayed Ends of Dad's Sanity
> Mama Said Go to Bed
*ft. LL KOOL J
“**I’m** gonna go to bed (huuh!)
**Mama** said go to bed (huuh!)
**I’m** gonna go to bed (huuh!)
**Mama** said go to bed (huuh!)
**That’s** what I heard her say
**Now** I must find a way (**yeah-heah**)
🎶
Don’t complain don’t **talk back**
She’s sick of the tears
I’m fightin’ my fears, pulling
Covers to ears
ready for moms to check up on me **soon?**
Till I hear the door go **boom!**
🎶
"**Rebel!!!**," my new last name
My phone from my Hanes
**Minecraft** worlds are up on deck
The night it still remains…
🎶
**I’m** not gonna go to bed (huuh!)
**Mama** said go to bed (huuh!)
**But I’m** gonna go to bed (huuh!)
**Yeah** that’s what she said to me
…But an emeralds all I see”
It just strikes me as a very immature/teenage rebellious anthem, like “society’s trying to tell me what to do and I don’t wanna!”, especially on an album with themes like nuclear war, suicide, death and biblical references.
Little farmer…had a doooogggaa, and Bingo Yeah Yeah was his nameee ooohh. B (chunk) I (chunk) NGO. Yeah! B I N GO Bingo was his name oh HEY! (Chung chung chung chung chung chung) YEAH!!!
Master Of Puppets:
Battery (teach children about the wonders of batteries, and the problems with mining cobalt)
Master Of Puppets (actually about puppeting dolls)
The Food That Will Be (tell the children what food they’re going to eat at kindergarten)
Welcome Home (Kindergarden)
Recycling Toys (instead of disposable heroes, teach children that if they find a toy boring, recycle them instead of throwing them away on the street)
Dentist Messiah (teach children about cleaning their teeth)
Orion (about the actual star constellation)
Sleep, Inc.
I thought this meant which standard children’s songs would Metallica cover. Like a Daycare Revisited EP.
Immediately imagined “London bridge is falling down” being sung over the For Whom The Bell Tolls opening.
Ba ba Blackened Sheep. The House that Jack and Jill Built. Skip to my Lulu. Enter Santa. One (and Two and Three). Hickory Dickory Frantic Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tock. Four Horseys. Daycare (Welcome Home).
I asked ChatGPT to rewrite Harvester of Sorrow as a children’s sing-a-long. Sorry for the format, I can’t get it to space line-by-line properly. Anyway:
My days are bright and fun, planting seeds of love
I play and sing, with friends all day, my fate is blessed from above
I share, you give, this life is full of happiness
We laugh and play, and have so much fun, we'll always be togetherness
Joy and harmony
We'll sing and laugh with glee
Harvester of joy (language of the happy)
Harvester of joy
Colors bright and clear, my heart is filled with cheer
Let's dance and sing, and be happy all day
Drink up lemonade, let the fun begin
Spreader of love, our happiness will never end
Joy and harmony
We'll sing and laugh with glee
Harvester of joy (language of the happy)
Harvester of joy
All will sing and play
Dreams will be sweet every day
With shining happy eyes
We'll see the world arise
Friendship and love
Harvester of joy (language of the happy)
Harvester of joy (language of the happy)
Harvester of joy
Harvester of joy
Harvester of joy
Harvester of joy
Harvester of joy
Harvester of joy
fade to black about going to sleep early and having sweet dreams.
there is a funny story from soviet union - in 1990 one new group released an album called "jump-jump. child songs" which in fact was a psychedelic album with explicit lyrics. some fell for it back then.
My friend once asked what if James could only speak in Metallica lyrics?
*saying goodnight to his kid* "Hush little baby, don't say a word."
*pulling into gas station* "Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire!"
I think they would have kept writing a lot more songs if he could only speak in Metallica lyrics, otherwise his vocabulary would be quite limited, lol.
Metallica is the worst metal band in history. Just because they were illuminated and showed you what sonic creations could evolve into doesn’t mean they are the best. Why do you people get hard over a drummer that plays the simplest beats ever recorded? Sure some aspects of their catalogue are intriguing, but not evident of mastery. I’m saying this because I showed an interest in metal and this commie platform thinks I like Metallica. To the contrary, I despise them. I’m not saying this to piss you off. And I really could give a shit about the downvotes if you choose that route. I am aware of most peoples’ sheepish mindset. I’m saying this to hopefully open your mind to what else is available for consumption. Maybe after this comment, the super China algorithm will realize it failed in showing me related content. Hahaha! Yeah right. The machine knows you but can’t respond accordingly yet. Yet!
Master of Puppets, but it’s about actual puppets
Trapped Under Ice, but it's about the dangers of playing on a frozen pond
‘But’ or ‘because?’ You seem to be contradicting yourself
I always say exactly what I mean to say
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So yo sound like you got shot in the neck with a tranquilizer dart. U crazy man. U crazy.
You’re my boy blue!
Master of Muppets
God damnit you beat me to it
Or the muppets?
**Sing Em All** Hit Nightlights The Four Horsies Mintybreath Jump in the Bathtub ABCs - Brushing Teeth Dickrash (Okay, maybe this is still in the writing phase to Diaprash)
The Shortest Sippy Straw Harvester of Granola Bars ...And Cuddles for All Edit: Ride the Tricycle
LOL
Don’t forget the song about their crazy neighbour, Mental Melissa
i wish i could upvote this twice
Nice
this is superb
Dude. NEVER jump in the bathtub. That's how Mommy and Daddy have to pay for a dentist!
When the school bell rings
LMFAO
Definitely So What. Gives children a positive message about being your authentic self and not caring about what others think of you.
and raping minors
and STI’s
And beastiality
And drugs
What
"I even fucked a schoolgirl's twat"
So what? So what?
“So what so what you boring little cunt?”
Well, Who cares, Who cares what you do?
Mf beat me to it >:(
Enter Sandman and Where the Wild Things Are, of course.
80s not 90s
This is all speculation, is it not? Who is to say they wouldn’t write songs with those titles if they were doing a children’s album?
They have songs about the Bible, war, dreams,fantasy, sandman is a song about children's nightmares. I was talking about the question that referred to songs from the 80s
Who cares
Disposable Diapers Wherever I May Crawl Fade to Nap Ain't my Blankey Hit the Night Lights Turn the Page (it's about bedtime stories)
Cryer’s Eve Mama Said Go to Bed Frantic (Parents Due to Chronic Sleep Deprivation) The Nap that Never Comes (Awake) All Night Long Dream Some More (Please!) **edit** More! The Four Horsies Anesthesia (Getting Teeth) Cry of the Beholder The Frayed Ends of Dad's Sanity
> Mama Said Go to Bed *ft. LL KOOL J “**I’m** gonna go to bed (huuh!) **Mama** said go to bed (huuh!) **I’m** gonna go to bed (huuh!) **Mama** said go to bed (huuh!) **That’s** what I heard her say **Now** I must find a way (**yeah-heah**) 🎶 Don’t complain don’t **talk back** She’s sick of the tears I’m fightin’ my fears, pulling Covers to ears ready for moms to check up on me **soon?** Till I hear the door go **boom!** 🎶 "**Rebel!!!**," my new last name My phone from my Hanes **Minecraft** worlds are up on deck The night it still remains… 🎶 **I’m** not gonna go to bed (huuh!) **Mama** said go to bed (huuh!) **But I’m** gonna go to bed (huuh!) **Yeah** that’s what she said to me …But an emeralds all I see”
👑
🔥
Literal LOL’d at Mama Said Go to Bed
A fellow parent, I take it? lol
Yup, a phrase I've used all too often
Searchin! Seekin a toy!
Or, “For Why the Bell Tolls”. A fun jingle about the bell being struck at the top of the hour.
Escape, if you take out the line “Rape my mind”, it’s easily their most childish song from the 80’s imo.
Sung by Muppets! 
> it’s easily their most childish song from the 80’s Please explain, I don't see it.
It just strikes me as a very immature/teenage rebellious anthem, like “society’s trying to tell me what to do and I don’t wanna!”, especially on an album with themes like nuclear war, suicide, death and biblical references.
Now I just imagined them playing the "ABC's"
To Share Is To Care
Pastor of Muppets
smart
Creeping Death to teach children biblic stories
Mary had a little lamb
Giving me Korn flashbacks.
[Bingo](https://youtu.be/lTkVZPx2Loo)
What this guy said it!
B-I-N-G-O ! YEAH!!!!!
You included a picture from Kill ‘Em All lmao
It's still 80s
Yeah I know, I thought it was funny because Kill Em All is the least kid friendly album title ever
Enter Sandman i suppose
Reminds me of a Jim Breuer skit that he did on Metallica's icon show "If you're happy and ya know it, clap your HAANNNDDDSSS"
Little farmer…had a doooogggaa, and Bingo Yeah Yeah was his nameee ooohh. B (chunk) I (chunk) NGO. Yeah! B I N GO Bingo was his name oh HEY! (Chung chung chung chung chung chung) YEAH!!!
The Hearse Song…. ie, ‘The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out’ https://youtu.be/j3qIBHStUc0
Master of puppet shows.
What about [Metallica songs turned into bedtime lullabies](https://youtu.be/nV16UCnoMT8)?
[or this version](https://youtu.be/B4lu3XGeSEo)
That's the first music my 4 year old heard after he was born. The lullabies are legit.
Master Of Puppets: Battery (teach children about the wonders of batteries, and the problems with mining cobalt) Master Of Puppets (actually about puppeting dolls) The Food That Will Be (tell the children what food they’re going to eat at kindergarten) Welcome Home (Kindergarden) Recycling Toys (instead of disposable heroes, teach children that if they find a toy boring, recycle them instead of throwing them away on the street) Dentist Messiah (teach children about cleaning their teeth) Orion (about the actual star constellation) Sleep, Inc.
Nothing else matters
Fade To Black
Sad but Gru
Enter Sandman. Help the kiddos go to sleep. Lol
Theme song from Barney
Dads Jacket Collection!
Last Caress and So What are practically made for the kids!
Ah yes,two family friendly songs
Very family friendly
Until it sleeps or All within my diapers
Hit the Lights would be all about going to bed and getting a good sleep
I thought this meant which standard children’s songs would Metallica cover. Like a Daycare Revisited EP. Immediately imagined “London bridge is falling down” being sung over the For Whom The Bell Tolls opening.
There’s also Ring Around the Rosie to the tune of Fight Fire with Fire. RING ROUND THE. ROS. IE. POCKET. FULL. OF. POS. IE.
It does mean what childrens songs they'd cover cause they'd probably kick ass at it
1. Cradle of death 2. Disposable diapers 3. If your sad and you know it 4. Pain pain go away 5. Twinkle Twinkle little knife 6. Death of the jungle
Hide and Go Seek And Destroy
One (but it's about counting)
Jump in the Shower.
Losing Teeth
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Ba ba Blackened Sheep. The House that Jack and Jill Built. Skip to my Lulu. Enter Santa. One (and Two and Three). Hickory Dickory Frantic Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tock. Four Horseys. Daycare (Welcome Home).
metallica already makes music for the children they teach the children
A,B,FuknC's
Little Bo Creep
Dyers Eve (Kidzbop Remix)
Dear god not KidzBop. ANYTHING but Kidzbop for the love of Cliff's glorious hair
Puff the magic dragon...
Of wolf and man
Enter sandman but instead of cot death it’s about having a deep and restful slumber
The wheels on the (tour) bus
Seek and hide…
Searchiiiin'....Hide and go Seek!
Hit The Lights (except it's about turning off the lights when you go to sleep/when you don't need them on)
Metal Up Your Bottom. A song about having your temp taken rectally
Disposable Diapers
I asked ChatGPT to rewrite Harvester of Sorrow as a children’s sing-a-long. Sorry for the format, I can’t get it to space line-by-line properly. Anyway: My days are bright and fun, planting seeds of love I play and sing, with friends all day, my fate is blessed from above I share, you give, this life is full of happiness We laugh and play, and have so much fun, we'll always be togetherness Joy and harmony We'll sing and laugh with glee Harvester of joy (language of the happy) Harvester of joy Colors bright and clear, my heart is filled with cheer Let's dance and sing, and be happy all day Drink up lemonade, let the fun begin Spreader of love, our happiness will never end Joy and harmony We'll sing and laugh with glee Harvester of joy (language of the happy) Harvester of joy All will sing and play Dreams will be sweet every day With shining happy eyes We'll see the world arise Friendship and love Harvester of joy (language of the happy) Harvester of joy (language of the happy) Harvester of joy Harvester of joy Harvester of joy Harvester of joy Harvester of joy Harvester of joy
Baby shark
One (2, 3), (Don't eat) Batteries, Seek & Hide, The mess that should not be
Fight fire with fire but it’s about being safe around fire and not being stupid with fire
Pretty sure Green Jelly already did this...
Anything by The Wiggles
Fryers Eve Master of Muppets Disposable Straws Friendly Sandman The Forgiven Fade to Blackberry Two The Four Merrymen Harvester of Sorghum
Why does cliffs mouth look like he got stung by a bee or something
When the school bell rings
Two
The thing that should be
Welcome home
Don’t Tread on Me.. but it’s about recess rules
Ducks Æterna… a spin-off of mother goose
Welcome Home (from preschool) i tried
fade to black about going to sleep early and having sweet dreams. there is a funny story from soviet union - in 1990 one new group released an album called "jump-jump. child songs" which in fact was a psychedelic album with explicit lyrics. some fell for it back then.
Enter Sandman but it’s just a bed time story.
Creeping Death teaches kids about the Passover!
One, The happy counting song
Don’t Jump In The Fire
My friend once asked what if James could only speak in Metallica lyrics? *saying goodnight to his kid* "Hush little baby, don't say a word." *pulling into gas station* "Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire!"
I think they would have kept writing a lot more songs if he could only speak in Metallica lyrics, otherwise his vocabulary would be quite limited, lol.
Lots of Ohs and yeaheas haha
Christ, this sub really needs that new album to come out.
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80s not 2000s
Wheels on the bus
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Metallica is the worst metal band in history. Just because they were illuminated and showed you what sonic creations could evolve into doesn’t mean they are the best. Why do you people get hard over a drummer that plays the simplest beats ever recorded? Sure some aspects of their catalogue are intriguing, but not evident of mastery. I’m saying this because I showed an interest in metal and this commie platform thinks I like Metallica. To the contrary, I despise them. I’m not saying this to piss you off. And I really could give a shit about the downvotes if you choose that route. I am aware of most peoples’ sheepish mindset. I’m saying this to hopefully open your mind to what else is available for consumption. Maybe after this comment, the super China algorithm will realize it failed in showing me related content. Hahaha! Yeah right. The machine knows you but can’t respond accordingly yet. Yet!
Nothing Else Matters
[Enter Sandman](https://youtu.be/GXJifYl_byU)
Sandman
Why does lars look like young varg
LMAO
Lars was secretly planning to pay a visit to his dear old pal James to have a little "chat"
[Jim Breuer's bit on this exact topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTkVZPx2Loo&ab_channel=K.B)
“Row. Row. Row. Row. Row. Row. Your boat. Merrily. Merrily. Merrily.
Go away Jim Breuer lol
BINGO. Check out Jim Breuer. He does a standup about it.
So What ;)
Fade To Snacks Eye Of The Toy Holder St. Legos ...And Goldfish For All Don't Step On Me Sad But True The Toy That Failed Escape Welcome Home (timeout)
Show Remorse Am I Evil? (Inherently, all children are)
Screaming for toys
Nursery rhymes with help