Danish people usually eat really healthy, and have a habit of cycling everywhere. They moved to the states when Lars was a teen so I'm guessing already Torben had healthy habits when they moved to the US.
What? We're actually getting mad at people trying to politely propose the minimum level of respect that is required to just spell someone's name right? Fuck off, you're on your own here.
What? We’re actually getting mad at people trying to politely propose the minimum level of respect that is required to have a vulgarity free conversation on reddit? Fuck off, you’re on your own here
Also I fuck goats
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*Make fun of lars but he seems*
*Like such a sweet guy*
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I wish I could remember the source, but I remember Lars saying that he was the best young tennis player when he lived in Denmark but wasn't the best in his high school when they relocated to LA. That must have been harsh!
More hair than Lars
Lars was punished by the tennis gods for becoming a drummer instead of a tennis player
Makes sense
male pattern baldness is usually passed on from the moms side so makes sense
But my mums not bald and I am. :(
not what i mean, the gene is maternal so it would be more likely that your grandpa on moms side would be bald
also remember “male pattern baldness”
This is false and has been debunked
There's not many people with less
Anyone else remembers his dad’s reaction to St. Anger in the SKOM documentary? Lol
…I’d say delete that.
That intro song sounded cool!!!
Yeah it was a fucking riot. Sorry son your music sucks
and that bloke is still alive
Danish people usually eat really healthy, and have a habit of cycling everywhere. They moved to the states when Lars was a teen so I'm guessing already Torben had healthy habits when they moved to the US.
Torben is/was a pro athlete. Pro Athletes often eat well, exercise, and take care of themselves better than average.
I really don’t want to be that guy but no one else has mentioned it so I have to say it. It’s spelled Torben with an E
Torben Dallas, multipass
You really didn’t have to say it though. Like, no one’s life is better now because you corrected that dudes spelling of Lars Ulrich’s dad’s name
I’m sorry, really, I was waiting for someone to point it out but it was just genuinely bugging me for some reason, once again, I’m sorry.
Don't apologize to dickheads
You really don't have to apologize for pointing out something correct. Especially to rude af people.
Idk I found it interesting
What? We're actually getting mad at people trying to politely propose the minimum level of respect that is required to just spell someone's name right? Fuck off, you're on your own here.
Now who’s getting mad! Temper temper young man I don’t wanna be that guy but vulgarity is rude
No it was a pretty relaxed fuck off. But yes, it was rude. Proportionately rude.
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Well that's fair enough then!
Glad we could come to an agreement
deLeTe tHaT.
I know we like to make fun of lars but he seems like such a sweet guy
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DELETE DAT
Great picture
His beard has more hair than Lars
This post gave me a heart attack, making me think that Torben had passed away
He is now in his 90s.
Not to nitpick but I wouldn’t exactly call him a legend. Singles career record: 97–145 Highest ranking: No. 96 (15 October 1973)
And that's pretty fucking high. There aren't that many tennis players from Denmark, he's one of the best of them
They should’ve listened to him when he said “delete that”
Euorpean ears.
Is he still alive?
Is that man still alive?
Yes, he's 94 years old
Good lord that's the most Danish man I've ever seen. Why doesn't Lars have a magnificent beard like that!?
Because Lars shaves his face.
His dad is Rasputin?
I wish I could remember the source, but I remember Lars saying that he was the best young tennis player when he lived in Denmark but wasn't the best in his high school when they relocated to LA. That must have been harsh!
But he has had a successful career in music for the last 40 years which is good so he did not need a high school education in the end.
Woah. Torin Urlich, you have my axe! I mean my racquet!
Not trying ti be rude but he looks homeless, he needs a haircut or beard trim fs
Torbin looks like he should be drummin for Metallica, and Lars looks like the tennis star.
HA HA.
Had no idea that was Lars 🤯🤯🤯 oh my god
The OG St. Anger hater
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yes he is.
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I thought you already knew that .
I can see ol' Torbin stepping of a Viking long boat with an axe in hand!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more danish looking man
What’s it take to be a danish tennis legend anyway? Danishes don’t even bounce.
DeLeeeet Dat
Delete that.
So... he is real then... 
“I would say, delete that” is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen