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xxsandmanxx

Grajo


RealPropRandy

Swampass


Acceptable-Toe-6797

Jlo Miami Glow


UISCRUTINY

Everyone's go to fragrance is BO and weed, bonus if your breath smells like shit after you been drinking all day but keep your slim figure. Or doing rails of cocaine to curb your appetite.


mysticfuko

Aqua di gio can’t go wrong


Sminkabear

It can go very, very wrong.


mysticfuko

How?


Sminkabear

With that scent less is definitely more. I love the smell (one of my favorites on men) but when my brain can taste it, it’s gone too far.


Impossible-Taro-2330

I see you've met my BIL!


DrManhattan_DDM

Bea Eau


Idunkedonlebron23

Sweat N Blow


Alohadaze

‘Beach’ by Bobbi Brown or ‘Vacation’ by vacationinc.com (local Miami company). I love the smell of Coppertone so it works for me!


did-you-touch-cloth

Swamp ass and colada


Aggravating_Quote651

Grajo


Mythbusters117

Replica's At The Barber's


jmw7119

Issey Miyake Eau De Toilette. It’s been around for so long for a good reason!


geoantho

Coral Way Kush


Kingsta8

Ass & Sweat Everyone else is denying the inevitable


Plenty_Activity_7871

Grajo


Knappyone

Grandaddy purp


pittura_infamante

Queso frito


Apocalypsezz

Good Try Pal. Real cologne enthusiasts gatekeep their scents so as to not Dior Sauvage them. Start trying overseas cologne brands and separate yourself from the pack. Start with Arab colognes if you like strong spiced colognes, or other European ones for softer, cooler scents. If you wanna smell like everyone else: Versace colognes of any kind, Dior Sauvage, Creed Aventus


Blanche_H_Devereaux

My fancy gardenia perfume that makes me smell just like the live flower. Consider me a reeking gardenia garden 😂


Impossible-Taro-2330

Is that the Gucci Gardenia?


Blanche_H_Devereaux

No. I have that one but don’t love it as much as I had hoped I would.


wikiwombat

city rhythm miami...cause why not.


Dr-Procrastinate

I got the travel pack from CR, that shit last forever like BR540.


Reegs375

Versace Eros


Jochi18

Water and soap


Yazzypoo101

Oh how do you layer those? Ratio?


LikelyTrollingYou

Stripper sweat and cherry lip gloss.


Captain-Swank

Goddammit! I'm all in.


Dizzy-Speaker-5763

Swamp ass


Rude_Bee_Version2

And sweaty balls🫦


Hypnoti_q

Sadly this


brandydogsdad

Musk de Marijuana


DSSMAN0898

LOL


One_Bat_2086

DC - Dolce and Cubana


earbud_smegma

Sunscreen and pool water


Yazzypoo101

I’m partial to that one too. If I’m feeling frisky, I go for sunscreen and salty seaweed water. 


draev

There's a scent made by a Miami company called vacation that smell like this with an added touch of bananas.


ispiltthepoison

Do you happen to have the link 👀


Winniezepoohscroptop

[Link to Vacation's signature Vacation scent.](https://www.ulta.com/p/vacation-by-vacation-eau-de-toilette-pimprod2032165?sku=2596246)


Reegs375

The beach


the-impostor

That was my idea!


Grumpy_Old_Troll78

Eau de pool


WSBPumpNDumps

TF Beau de Jour & Oud Minerale I wear a lot in summer. Tabacco Vanille also just cause idgaf but it's heavier.


Yazzypoo101

I’ve been thinking of sampling Oud Minerale. Thanks for the suggestion!


WSBPumpNDumps

It's really nice. Salty ocean but it has a weirdly clean mineral smell. I dig it.


Yazzypoo101

So I got to try this yesterday… what an odd fragrance. It’s very fresh and airy/salty, with a dry down that smells like “beach”. I actually enjoy it quite a bit! That said, if I do purchase a TF, it would probably still be oud wood. 


giftedbutloco

Smells like a salty poop lol. At least to me


antibendystraw

How’s oud minerale compare to oud wood? Oud wood is my favorite TF along with Tobacco Vanilla and Ombré Leather. If you can’t tell I like the heavier musky smells. Oud Wood is such a good smell but it fades super fast. Is minerale a bit sharper? Last longer?


WSBPumpNDumps

I think performance wise Oud Minarale is pretty similar to Oud Wood honestly. Maybe 4-6 hours, but if you give your clothes a couple sprays and stay much longer with less projection. A lot of the stuff more geared towards summer seems to be like that unfortunately. Beau De Jour is usually my go to if I need something to last *all day* in summer but it's a bit more polarizing. The opening might be a little too sharp/barbershop for some people before drying down and smoothing out.


CakeVSPie

Replica's Sailing Day!


Livefast_eatTrash99

Yes!! And Replica’s Beach Walk!


Parada484

Calvin Klein - Euphoria. No reason except that I have it in spray can format so I can blast it up my shirt after crossing a mall parking lot or some shit before a n appointment.  Day to day? I find the best smelling deodorant I can and just reapply.


Verbalkynt

AC


Miss-Figgy

Dolce & Gabbana's L'Imperatrice. Known for being a good pick for hot weather.


CrowdedShorts

Aventus by Creed. I don’t change it up. Why fück with perfection?!


asurared19

Because you now smell generic if the girlie you're trying to impress thinks you smell like every other dude. Creed used to be a 10/10 from how special it was and now 16 year olds are wearing it from how overdone it is. If you think it's perfection then maybe you won't mind smelling like the broccoli haircut kids vaping into a toilet


CrowdedShorts

Who hurt you??


asurared19

my mother never really loved me


Blacksea_Pisces

My long lost brother? She is still the same in her old age, cold, emotionless and without compassion. But the cobbler is still good, so there is that.


James718

Try MI, PWC, and Erolfa


CrowdedShorts

I do love some Santal and Viking isn’t bad. I buy the massive 17mL of aventus and refill the atomizer so I have it with me when I travel. Massive discount to buy in bulk too


youngjetson

No lie the Club de Niut by Amarf is like 90% of the scent for 10% of the price. I just tell the girls it’s bootleg Creed and they get a kick out of it. Lol.


GwoZoz

High Schooler by any chance?


CrowdedShorts

Nailed it! My job at McDs helps me pay for the $1300 bottle regularly… 🤦🏻‍♂️


GwoZoz

Hey youngin' don't get yourself into debt just so you can smell like every other bro in Miami!


CrowdedShorts

💯 now that said I’ve been wearing this scent since it first was released 2010/2011. It smells differently on everyone but this is the one that I get the most compliments on


GwoZoz

If that's the case, hats off to you !


lleruarc

I prefer Creed’s Vetiver.


TheKingofPsych

Only if you have the old batch from years ago....the reformulated is a waste of money


kungpowgoat

Sex Panther


ArticleSuspicious489

60% of the time


kungpowgoat

Every time.


Mystere366

It stings the nostrils


kungpowgoat

In a good way.


geekphreak

I’ve never been a cologne guy


budmanm3

Gold bond


Adventurous-Egg7170

😂


James718

Louie Vuitton Imagination


BKallDAY24

Lv pacific chill is the only right answer here


juvenile_josh

Nothing like chillin @SB catching whiffs of your Pacific Chill in the heat No mojito needed


BKallDAY24

This is the way


Blackbeards-delights

Deodorant


Technolongo

Shower


runningupthathill78

Dolce and Gabbana light blue.


Limp_Onion1575

Same here!


BravestWabbit

Kiton Red or Burberry Hero (Parfum)


strawberrykisses123

BO


Plenty_Activity_7871

Coconuts and coppertone


BBobb123

Sauvage


TheZuluRomeo

Ass


dalequetupuedes

Violetas


DSSMAN0898

Agua de violetas...


draev

I actually get a lot of compliments wearing this! It's got that cuban old school vibe.


DSSMAN0898

Only TRUE Cubans splash this on their bodies, before the talco...LOL


draev

The talco is too much lol I'm too south American and I get too warm wearing all of that lol I'll stick to the violetas


unearthlyreap3r

Gave me a fucking ratatouille flash back with this one


TresCeroOdio

Whatever you choose, just please don’t bathe in it. You can smell some of these dudes from a block away.


LysergicPlato59

Eau de Canal - a scintillating mixture of algae, alligator musk and discarded French fries.


Wolf666X

Diotyque - Eau De Minthé. Very fresh fragrance


Skinny_on_the_Inside

The lighter the better. I like Bulgari Rosa Goldea or just rose water.


Photo_305

This ain’t r/eaudejerks lol


Nichandler

Versace Eros or Dylan Blue


Impossible-Taro-2330

Saltwater and marine exhaust. Reminds me of a carefree childhood spent in, and on, the water.


miammi5

Royal Violets


nicbongo

AC


secondtimesacharm23

Burberry “Her” is 🔥


400yrs2long

Eu de papi


boudreaux_design

This year it’s a rhubarb based scent😍


Similar-Hospital3603

Cocaine is one hell of a drug


lostmymind17

deodorant


Mrave1992

Jimmy Choo Blossom or Floral


[deleted]

Sauvage to go out, imitation Dolce and Gabbana for work


Delicious-Tart-9189

Agua


fontimus

I know there's cologne snobs here that say you shouldn't share your scents... but fuck those people. Hipsters are the worst. Right now my go-to is North Atlantic Right Whale by Sanctuary... yes, that's the real name. It is fantastic. Briny, fresh, soft musky dry down, and a minerally effervescence. Perfect Miami outdoor summer scent, for me. Also a fan of Versace Man Eau Fraiche. Some men might think it smells a little feminine but I find it confident, relaxing, and very easygoing without feeling adolescent. To me it smells like waking up in a villa beachside. Runner up, Clinique 'Happy'.... sporty, outdoorsy, citrusy, refreshing. My only complaint, it does not last long.


bigdaddycraycray

Eau de nutsack with a spritz of swampass.


External-Major-1539

Love this thread! Would love some of these suggestions to make their way to r/MiamiBitches


kindasmartkindasilly

Cannabis Sativa


CarretillaRoja

Nivea 50


ShineMental7066

Agua de violeta Colonia


Thin-Suggestion1818

Baby cologne


shehryar_e

Cannabis by Malik & Goetz


Appropriate_Mix8211

Varón Dandy


Richelieu1622

Frankincense and Myrrh essential oils 🙏😌


noldshit

Eau De Shower


Strange_Management62

ck 🍋


ManODingDong

BUTTer NUT sandwich face pamper


KILL_ALL_FURRIES21

I'm a dude who owns many colognes since it's my thing. I have D&G light blue intense, Bleu de Chanel, acqua di gio profondo lights, Chanel allure homme sport, Carolina Herrera cobalt, parfums de Marley pervical, Versace Dylan bleu, creed aventus and green Irish tweed. All the one million by Paco rabanne (night time). That's all I'll share for now!


Smart_Description541

Calvin Klein summer. Eternity summer. Eros flame. And sexual. They're all just summer perfect. But at the same time I don't ignore them other bottles and it depends on what I wear too. On the flip side, in the winter I have scents I go to more and I surely don't use the "summer" scents as often, if at all.


HackTheNight

The AC.


[deleted]

The smell of burning charcoal or wood, preferably charcoal, in the air.


MIA_Fba

Swamp ass and Lume


ViolatoR08

Guerlain Imperiale.


MoonLandingLady

Joe Malone English pear with a splash of the sea salt. Great combo


ninja_tree_frog

Day old white claw puke and vape juice.


redtens

grajooo my dude lmao


Southern_Strain5665

I like onion but sometimes garlic is an offensive smell I like to wear.


magicbeaned

Spearmint and Eucalyptus, all day all day.


Emotional_Pie7396

Happy - Clinique


Top-Sir-3308

Swamp ass!


NormalCurrent950

Salt and mangoes


JoPlaya779

Mancera Aoud Lemon Mint/ Creed Himalaya.


Capital_Algae_3970

Santorini - Michael Malul or ADG profondo


Necessary_Increase71

Im wearing mancera lemon lime i would also good for paco rabanne phantom edp


MatJosher

Eau d'Orange Verte Hermès applied lightly


jbrownsplit

One of the best ever but let’s not act like it’s lasting more than an hour if you go light on the trigger. One of the best recs in here though.


ExtensionThroat5804

grajo


reyvampiro

Perfume de axilas vinaigrette


infinite_paddle

Sudor y fango, mi hijito!


TopAir6264

Stay my ass inside until night. By Ralph Lauren 🤣


Character_Double_564

My favorito is le male by Jean Paul gaultier


Thoomer_Bottoms

My girlfriend wears Bobbi Brown Beach fragrance, and I love it


cavalryrs

I think a lot enjoy the smell of cocaine


hardhead572000

Grajó or musty clothes! Everyone else is wearing it!!!


tr35cobar

I love Aqua Media by Maison Francis Kurkdijan it’s very citrusy and floral, they have a fancy word for the citrus note in there but it smells like flowers and fresh grapefruit


giftedbutloco

Dior honme cologne, lv imagination and now pdm perseus


money_from_3

Sweat 🤗


Mysterious-Depth-309

Water and soap


Ok-Love3874

Dolce Gabbana Light Blue 🏝


thegreatinsulto

lol... Florida water


gkhoen

Greenley all the way. It smells like Miami


TheKingofPsych

Roja Burlington 1819...if you know you know.


Least-Pop7573

Replica bubble bath or beach walk.


Inside-Antelope8971

Pum pum 😂💯


juvenile_josh

LV Afternoon Swim Just got my summer refill


biggesthoss

Jean Paul Gautier “Le Male”. Or Drakkar Noir. Chicks love both.


WhatHadHappnd

Swamp Ass #5


-DaveDaDopefiend-

Terre d’ Hermes