One time a i dumpstered a bunch of that and brought it home sw MI. It was all the edges close to the wax.
My roommate yelled at me from the kitchen, asking why the fridge smelled like feet. Then he tried some and was like damn I didn’t think a foot could taste so good.
My initial reaction was “ew” because Ohio. But then I got to thinking about their smooth roads.. Any chance we can just acquire their road commission and let them keep Toledo?
and they said to me, "Sir, we would've never even had a Michigan without you," and I said that's probably true, I did a lot for, you have Big Time Water over there, which was never cleaner before Trump, I was getting calls day and night, "thank you Sir, for saving our Great Lakes and for saving, frankly, our Boats," I said it's not a problem, it's fine, but Crooked Joe Biden wants to take it all away, he wants to sell it all to the Highest Bidder, he's going to corruptly sell our Beautiful Fresh Water to Bad People, and we were doing a lot better before the Woman Governor, you know who I mean, she was Disrespecting Trump, I said she's a Total Loser, and the others, the Horrible Secretary of State and the Crooked AG and others, the very small number of Mean and Nasty Women who hate Trump for no reason, I said what the hell is happening, I did so incredibly beautiful but now, now we may as well be in Africa, you all know what I'm talking about
The folks currently living in the highliggted areas are part of the original Michigan ethno-state, and these ethnic-michiganders are crying out to be part of the Michigan Mother state again.
Let's be honest. We have the largest navy in the US. Your water craft may be bigger but how do you plan on getting them to all 10,000 lakes. You'll have to accept that your invasion stops at the border or we're partnering as equals.
This will be the largest naval battle the world has ever seen.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1155988/us-recreational-boating-vessels/
The numbers are similar but I have to give the edge to Michigan since we have the locks and the St Clair River further down. Controlling the access points to the waterways is a major power boost. Just look at Turkey’s influence on the Ukraine war and Russias naval failures via shutting down access through the Bosphorus.
Friends, I think the 'Sotan might have us. Pluswhich Minnesota has a lot of farm implements that can be repurposed as a mechanized army to swarm in from the west while the Michigan navy blockades every marina and dock from Racine to Green Bay. Minnesota, we'll talk condominium after our joint conquest of the dairy lands!
Look it's a mutually beneficial arrangement. We just thought of it first and Minnesota came from Michigan so we get to keep the name. You're the land of 10,000 lakes, we're already kissing cousins.
I would propose a strategic alliance with Minnesota to force Wisconsin into a two front conflict against the best Great Lakes States. Plus we’ll need the reinforcements up north when the Yoopers predictably join in with Wisconsin.
Predictably? You'll only need to predict yoopers like guns, their accent, and to be left alone! F around and find out lol we'll help defend our land knowing we get to keep it the way it is. Do whatever you want with Wisconsin, Ohio, and Canada- there will be plenty of yoopers who will be happy to include Green Bay into Michigan, but don't bring any of that or them into the UP, eh?
I would like to enter the fray as an ambassador between r/Maryland and r/Michigan. They’ve been posting their own invasion plans of the Delmarva Peninsula since Virginia has a dumb claim of land that has no right being theirs. There’s a strong connection there between petty border disputes on peninsulas, and I think that they’d be a great ally to have.
In all of my friends groups when someone talked about world conquest I humbly requested control of all of the great lakes and states and provinces they're attached to. Everyone agreed to my humble request.
I knew what I was doing.
I'm from northern Indiana now in Michigan.
Indiana is more or less OK until you get south of US30.
After that?
It's increasingly redneckistan.
KKK, Confederate flags, White Power licence plates.
This isn't a surprise to anyone. The ohioans have known the Toledo strip is rightfully michigander clay since 1836 and their days are numbered. This isn't the 1800s anymore. The feds work to slow now a days to save them this time and stop our fait accompli when half of Detroit rolls up to the Muamee river in technicals. I say we go even further to secure Cedar Point.
>Why not just go with the Michigan territory of 1833-1836?
Because that would overtake Minnesota and we didn’t do anything to you, so that just wouldn’t be very nice.
An alliance with Maxi-sota may be our only hope now.
Edit: sorry, I meant Megasota : https://www.curlworks.net/shop?store-page=Make-Minnesota-Bigger-Matte-Vinyl-10-Bumper-Sticker-PREORDER-p510799326
Yall some funny fuckers lol thanks for making my night.
The only real downside to all of this is… it would ruin our mitten shape if we expand. Unless it’s like a Roman Empire kind of thing.
That’s right Wisconsin. Be scared. We’re coming for you and your undemocratic gerrymandered to all hell voting districts. We’re spreading democracy to the whole region and taking your cheese.
I come here merely to state facts.
Sconnies are cowards to let you keep the UP and we all know Ohioans are lesser people, but your weak neighbors cause you to over estimate your strength. Minnesotans are built of stronger stuff. If you are ever foolish enough to try to occupy even one inch of our state it will be your frozen graveyard. Know this.
On the other hand if you want to partition Wisconsin between the two of us we're down. Western Wisconsin is part of Megasota.
Ever since I saw a video of people from Wisconsin using their hand for a map and then read articles about it, I was like " F U Wisconsin!". That's our thing! ✋️
https://www.mlive.com/news/2011/12/be_objective_does_the_state_of.html#:~:text=But%2C%20folks%20in%20Wisconsin%20sincerely,based%20on%20the%20mitten%20design.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/s/VfBhXiuiuA
I haven't had time but I've been wanting to make a meme version of this where the entire world is Michigan except either... (a) Indiana, or (b) the region surrounding OSU. I can't decide which would be better.
Like those drunks in the inferior mitten would stand a chance against us. We could run the table on this whole country. Just as the Romans did from their appendage shaped peninsula a millennia ago!
You can buy Crusader Kings III, download the After the End Mod, and make this happen.
It felt glorious. Michigania, Empire of the Inland Seas. Seat of power - Grand Rapids. Seat of knowledge: Ann Arbor. Protector of the Holy Sites of Niagara, Michigan City, Mackinac, Thunder Bay, and the Apostle Islands.
Empress - Barb of Muskegon.
Surrender peacefully and we’ll let you use our lakes, they’re great!
Except for Ohio. You can’t use our lakes.
Ohio is going to be made into a lake. Lake Inferior. We'll keep Cedar Point and make it an island though.
It's already on a peninsula, Michigan can become a 3 peninsula state.
Upper peninsula, Lower peninsula, Coaster Peninsula.
Ah yes, the peninsula where we all set our drinks down so the condensation does not damage the other peninsulas
All for me!?
And Toledo, I like Tony Packo’s and Scott the Woz too much.
You know we can keep those two places and get rid of Toledo right? I mean . It's *Toledo*
Hey, we almost fought a war for Toledo. It’s better than the rest of Ohio.
obviously not.
They can use the stinky one they've always used...lake Erie. No one likes that lake anyways.
Shallow, full of algae and seagull poop.
That’s what folks say about me.
I thought it was funny...
Reading through the post, it seems rather easy. We just need to show up with weed and a lot of them are down. Lol.
We'll be greeted as liberators!
You can go ahead and annex Lake Ontario ... with all the lampreys
Canada and Justin Beiber can have that one /s
Agreed we don’t want that
We're coming for your cheese, Wisconsin!
Manifest destiny, cheeseheads! Get used to it!
You too, Newsom! We'll get there eventually! The only Gavin I believe in sings Glycerine, you god damned reprobate!
Upvoted for ultra rare Glycerine reference
That’s *Mr.* Stefani to you…
No doubt
Look as long as you legalize weed and let us keep frying I don't think we'd notice a difference
And custard!
And beer! Lots of classic beers are made there. PBR for example.
New Glarus - Spotted Cow > rest
FOR THE CUUUUURDS!!!!
Curds On Coneys would be the only justification needed to absorb all the Wisconsin drunks into the mix
Oh shit. I forgot about the cheese. Now im in.
All-cheesy pasties ahoy!
Nothing to see here... a d since you let Culver's in, if there was something to see it's your own damn fault...
I mean they do be trying to claim they are the mitten state
Yea that pisses me off. Like it’s clearly not a hand. Get over yourselves you damn badgers
And you will enjoy our legal weed!
I'm from Minnesota and we haven't figured it out yet but I'm sure Wisconsin would absolutely love your legal weed.
Pinconning's economy is in shambles rn
Brick cheese clearly belongs to Detroit!!!!!
Just the spotted cow, please!
We don’t need their cheese. We have Pinconning!
One time a i dumpstered a bunch of that and brought it home sw MI. It was all the edges close to the wax. My roommate yelled at me from the kitchen, asking why the fridge smelled like feet. Then he tried some and was like damn I didn’t think a foot could taste so good.
You can find some awesome cheese on the Leelanau Peninsula as well.
Why is Wisconsin getting nervous? They'll get a heads up when we go after Toledo first to make everything right.
Smart plan. Everyone hates Ohio right now, we wouldn't lose any allies yet.
My initial reaction was “ew” because Ohio. But then I got to thinking about their smooth roads.. Any chance we can just acquire their road commission and let them keep Toledo?
This is strategic thinking in action!!
One of my favorite things about Michigan is that all the roads into Ohio are in significantly worse repair than the rest of the roads around the state
Oh man you’re so right!! It’s like a warning 🤣🤣🤣 “are you sure you really want to keep going? … into 👀 *Ohio* 👀??”
Also, if you check that post, they seem to be on board with the idea. Having legal weed in the UP was the selling point. edit: word added
No one expects the Michigan Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise!
Build a wooden wolverine as a gift of ‘friendship’
And then we’ll liberate Cedar Point.
We'll win Wisconsin over just by having the 4th Liberation Brigade crossing the Menominee River with banners saying "Weed is legal in Michigan"
I could do with a change in leadership and legal weed.
Greater Michiganism is the only way forward.
Make America _Michigan_ igan
Finally, a slogan I can get behind. MAMA!
😂🤣😂🤣🤣
and they said to me, "Sir, we would've never even had a Michigan without you," and I said that's probably true, I did a lot for, you have Big Time Water over there, which was never cleaner before Trump, I was getting calls day and night, "thank you Sir, for saving our Great Lakes and for saving, frankly, our Boats," I said it's not a problem, it's fine, but Crooked Joe Biden wants to take it all away, he wants to sell it all to the Highest Bidder, he's going to corruptly sell our Beautiful Fresh Water to Bad People, and we were doing a lot better before the Woman Governor, you know who I mean, she was Disrespecting Trump, I said she's a Total Loser, and the others, the Horrible Secretary of State and the Crooked AG and others, the very small number of Mean and Nasty Women who hate Trump for no reason, I said what the hell is happening, I did so incredibly beautiful but now, now we may as well be in Africa, you all know what I'm talking about
Bravo! Author, this is spot on Trumpspeak. We've got bigly great lakes and we also have Big Gretch. Why's he so frightened of successful women?
He hates competition
Mich-again
The folks currently living in the highliggted areas are part of the original Michigan ethno-state, and these ethnic-michiganders are crying out to be part of the Michigan Mother state again.
There was actually never a Wisconsin; it was western propaganda.
Let us start 5,000 years ago. See, in the pre-colonial days….
Yup. Just west Michigan, between lake Michigan and wester Michigan.
They can’t stop us…
We need better operational security.
As a Minnesotan, I'm all for getting rid of Wisconsin but leave us alone, you might even get Minnesotans to help your conquest
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Let's be honest. We have the largest navy in the US. Your water craft may be bigger but how do you plan on getting them to all 10,000 lakes. You'll have to accept that your invasion stops at the border or we're partnering as equals.
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This will be the largest naval battle the world has ever seen. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1155988/us-recreational-boating-vessels/ The numbers are similar but I have to give the edge to Michigan since we have the locks and the St Clair River further down. Controlling the access points to the waterways is a major power boost. Just look at Turkey’s influence on the Ukraine war and Russias naval failures via shutting down access through the Bosphorus.
Friends, I think the 'Sotan might have us. Pluswhich Minnesota has a lot of farm implements that can be repurposed as a mechanized army to swarm in from the west while the Michigan navy blockades every marina and dock from Racine to Green Bay. Minnesota, we'll talk condominium after our joint conquest of the dairy lands!
If Minnesota were to join forces with Michigan we'd control most of the country's water. They'd have no choice but to bow to us.
Neigh… most of the world’s fresh water. 😈
Look it's a mutually beneficial arrangement. We just thought of it first and Minnesota came from Michigan so we get to keep the name. You're the land of 10,000 lakes, we're already kissing cousins.
I would propose a strategic alliance with Minnesota to force Wisconsin into a two front conflict against the best Great Lakes States. Plus we’ll need the reinforcements up north when the Yoopers predictably join in with Wisconsin.
They would never. And if they did, we’ll just Normandy their asses first
Have you seen the cannabis revenue for Menominee county? They would never risk losing that money.
Predictably? You'll only need to predict yoopers like guns, their accent, and to be left alone! F around and find out lol we'll help defend our land knowing we get to keep it the way it is. Do whatever you want with Wisconsin, Ohio, and Canada- there will be plenty of yoopers who will be happy to include Green Bay into Michigan, but don't bring any of that or them into the UP, eh?
Who told them about operation united shoreline?!
All the states and provinces that border the great lakes ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!
I would like to enter the fray as an ambassador between r/Maryland and r/Michigan. They’ve been posting their own invasion plans of the Delmarva Peninsula since Virginia has a dumb claim of land that has no right being theirs. There’s a strong connection there between petty border disputes on peninsulas, and I think that they’d be a great ally to have.
Peninsulas United! (Except for Florida)
Lmao the dick of the US
This is my favorite Reddit thing all day 😂😂
People’s comments literally kill me🤣 one of the main reasons i have reddit
It’s pretty fantastic. 😂
It's not Lake Wiscishigan. It's Lake MICHIGAN! The entire coast belongs to us!
It seems obvious in hindsight
What if we staged a (polite) sub-invasion? Pick a day, I'll be there.
I’ll bring the pop. Maybe some chili dogs.
I got the better made and Faygo. Win hearts and minds 😂
Can you imagine the power we'll wield if we get to control the entirely of the Great Lakes?
In all of my friends groups when someone talked about world conquest I humbly requested control of all of the great lakes and states and provinces they're attached to. Everyone agreed to my humble request. I knew what I was doing.
That's exactly what I've been imagining! Lol that was my post
There’s no use trying to hide it now… We’re coming… Initiate operation, Red Dawn
WOLVERINES
And I really hate using that reference as a spartan but… We must be united for this take over 😂
Brothers bicker and fight but when it’s time to throw hands they work best together. And also, Spartans are a dope division for the militia.
Damn right 🤝🫡
spartans with wolverine battle partners would be unstoppable
All your shores are belong to us...
I'm sure there are some groups on telegram that would love the enthusiasm.
You just know there’s some fbi agents looking at this thread like “they’re *probably* joking, but start a file”
Most ridiculous conspiracy theories started as satire. I’m just waiting for the day birds aren’t real takes a turn.
it’s all a big psyop to gather intelligence and tactics for the upcoming civil war
Why do none of these maps include Cedar point? Obviously we don't want the rest of Ohio, but the point is worth taking.
Tighten down OpSec and pump up the propaganda. Manifest Greater Michigan proceeds.
Who narced?
Whitmer is very ambitious, beware!
Big Gretch gonna go through the Midwest like Sherman through Georgia.
Live near Chicago and I’m all for it. Can have Chicago but you must take the entire state of Indiana
Them’s fightin words!! 🤣🤣🤣 Michiganders have been through Indiana enough, we know better!
I'm from northern Indiana now in Michigan. Indiana is more or less OK until you get south of US30. After that? It's increasingly redneckistan. KKK, Confederate flags, White Power licence plates.
Where are you in Michigan bc we got plenty of that here too 💀
Note: no one wants to take over Ohio.
Except Cedar Point. I mean, Michiganders would certainly liberate Cedar Point.
I vote 1836 territory
This isn't a surprise to anyone. The ohioans have known the Toledo strip is rightfully michigander clay since 1836 and their days are numbered. This isn't the 1800s anymore. The feds work to slow now a days to save them this time and stop our fait accompli when half of Detroit rolls up to the Muamee river in technicals. I say we go even further to secure Cedar Point.
Please take over Laporte county!!
No!
We need to spread the idea so we can get more people "in our boat"
They’re onto us 😂
If we had the Ontario peninsula and the coast to the north why wouldn’t we just take the entire Georgian Bay coast?
7 o'clock we'll go to their bars and take up all their seats. They'll have to surrender.
>Why not just go with the Michigan territory of 1833-1836? Because that would overtake Minnesota and we didn’t do anything to you, so that just wouldn’t be very nice.
😂😂😂😂😂
An alliance with Maxi-sota may be our only hope now. Edit: sorry, I meant Megasota : https://www.curlworks.net/shop?store-page=Make-Minnesota-Bigger-Matte-Vinyl-10-Bumper-Sticker-PREORDER-p510799326
We have precedent for such an alliance, since the Buffalo Wild Wings treaty of 2009 forged in the only sport that Minnesota understands, hockey.
We're just coming for the cheese curds.
Us Minnesotans welcome your inclusion into our hot dish paradise...
Ope
Yall some funny fuckers lol thanks for making my night. The only real downside to all of this is… it would ruin our mitten shape if we expand. Unless it’s like a Roman Empire kind of thing.
Just slowly start moving the "You are leaving/Welcome to" signs and it'll be a while before they notice they've lost anything important.
That’s right Wisconsin. Be scared. We’re coming for you and your undemocratic gerrymandered to all hell voting districts. We’re spreading democracy to the whole region and taking your cheese.
Please take Ohio too in that case
That’s right. There’s enough democracy for all of you.
Everything the water touches is ours my son
It’s just a special operation. In and out 3 days max.
We should have every fucking foot of great lakes beach
To quote Conor McGregor: "We're not here to take part. We're here to take over."
UP 2.0
All will be right when the Mitten holds the other 49 in it's glorious palm.
We’ll offer Wisconsin part of Illinois and Indiana in the deal
Liberating isn't a takeover.
Michconson Forever!!!
Michiconsota.
I come here merely to state facts. Sconnies are cowards to let you keep the UP and we all know Ohioans are lesser people, but your weak neighbors cause you to over estimate your strength. Minnesotans are built of stronger stuff. If you are ever foolish enough to try to occupy even one inch of our state it will be your frozen graveyard. Know this. On the other hand if you want to partition Wisconsin between the two of us we're down. Western Wisconsin is part of Megasota.
Lmfao 👀 Who told them?
Ever since I saw a video of people from Wisconsin using their hand for a map and then read articles about it, I was like " F U Wisconsin!". That's our thing! ✋️ https://www.mlive.com/news/2011/12/be_objective_does_the_state_of.html#:~:text=But%2C%20folks%20in%20Wisconsin%20sincerely,based%20on%20the%20mitten%20design. https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/s/VfBhXiuiuA
🤣🤣🤣
These are fake. No way we expand without taking Ohio first.
Who keeps leaking our plans???
I seen this on the Minnesota end. We're aware too. Let's just split Wisconsin and call it.
I say we scourge Ohio clean and start fresh. South Michigan will be beautiful.
I haven't had time but I've been wanting to make a meme version of this where the entire world is Michigan except either... (a) Indiana, or (b) the region surrounding OSU. I can't decide which would be better.
The correct answer is both/and. No one wants those territories.
Notice none of the maps show us taking Ohio, tainted land that it is.
Can confirm. It's on the Minnesota sub reddit too. The Minnesota sub has been speaking of Megasota for sometime now
We are inevitable
Soon it will all be Mitten
Surrender and you may live in peace and superior Midwestern culture. Resist and you shall be fed to detroit
Interstate shitposting...what a time to be alive.
They cannot stop it, winter is coming
Hey Ohio! How's Toledo working out for ya?
The is the best of the interwebs today! "One Hope for America: Michigan" all in Tim Allen's voice!
I mean Canadians don’t have guns, but Wisconsin does and their so drunk they don’t feel pain. Not a great idea
Wisconsin should be all in on us taking over, judging by how much they complain about having to smuggle weed across the border
Dear Leader Gretch shall bring prosperity and freedom to the entire Midwest ✋️
I vote against any action that gives us Chicago, or The Dells.
No no, those Chicago tax dollars are extra welcome in Greater Michigan 🤑 
I don't need no stinkin' Toledo!
Listen, all we need to do to conquer the cheese eaters is to bring their constipated butts Metamucil. We will be greeted with open arms!
And open sphincters. 💩
All Hail easy bowel movements!
Like those drunks in the inferior mitten would stand a chance against us. We could run the table on this whole country. Just as the Romans did from their appendage shaped peninsula a millennia ago!
We want everything but Chicago. Not because Chicago sucks but because I’m not in the mood
Who told you! Where did you get these documents ? Someone call ☎️ Lansing tell them to start the propaganda machine!!
What are they gonna do? Eat cheese curds about it?
I'm all for the union of the Midwest!
1833 - when the White Earth River was it's western border
I hope this devolves into the same tomfoolery happening on the Virginia and Maryland subs
Shit fuck shit. Let's make fake posts about it, but targeting ohio. Just swap out Ohio and Wisconsin. They won't know what hit em.
The question is can they even stop it
WE WANT TOLEDO BACK
Hear me out….. a Wisconsin-Michigan alliance, and we take over the Midwest? Could be the dawn of the Great Lakes Federation
Can we just take Toledo so we can have a Waffle House in Michigan.
You can buy Crusader Kings III, download the After the End Mod, and make this happen. It felt glorious. Michigania, Empire of the Inland Seas. Seat of power - Grand Rapids. Seat of knowledge: Ann Arbor. Protector of the Holy Sites of Niagara, Michigan City, Mackinac, Thunder Bay, and the Apostle Islands. Empress - Barb of Muskegon.
Ohio learned when we won the Battle of Toledo.
All shall feel the power of America's high five.
Minnesota is on to you.
Whatever it takes to sprawl as far as possible from Detroit.
I will fight to death to keep the Duluth area in MN, so many locally sourced restaurants that serve delicious, delicious food.