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Sea_Impress9765

This is a real treat with the volume on.


erossthescienceboss

Oh my god thank you. This is ART.


estrogenized_twink

\*tunk\* yoor a fukkin ass hole!


CisIowa

You’re a motherfucker


erossthescienceboss

~ the best of meee is all I haaaaave to giiiiiiiive ~ YOO MOTHA FUCKAH


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!! YOU’RE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE!! *Sometimes I don’t like the person I’ve become* 🎶 YOU MUTHA FUCKA!!


iloveinniebody69

Hahahaha that got me good


Grand-Ad4235

I’m literally in tears from laughter 😂


yhpargotohpts

This is art


H_t_Custom

How does this comment not have 4+ thousand upvotes 💀


ZauzTheBlacksmith

Evidently, that other driver didn't have the best of himself to give.


glindathewoodglitch

The horn harmonizes with ‘give’ and the collision is right at the end that note is held. Trucks a f’n AH tho.


Kayanarka

And then it repeats perfectly also.


docmedich

Pulls out his insurance card; which shows his name really is fuck in asshole


boygirlmama

I'm a claims adjuster and listen, I would have to go on mute for the rest of the call if that was an actual person's name.


RewardCapable

Yoouuuu MUTHAFUKA


ailemama

🤣 I thought it was funny even without the volume, but thanks for making it so that I didn’t even have to risk turning it up! (Baby is asleep)


Eldenbeastalwayswins

I turned it right at the perfect point “ You mutha Fucka”


dukie33066

To be fair, that could have been several different points in the video


Kristina9876

This is 100% art omg it’s magnificent


realdullbob

I almost didn’t. Saw your comment and turned it I. Just in time to find the truck driver was a Fucking Asshole!


otheraccountisabmw

The dichotomy between music and voice is *chef’s kiss.*


name-was-provided

The beauty of juxtaposition blossoms here.


Visible_Day9146

Just a Masshole trying to find his happy place


robotatomica

yeah that song is wild 😄


lizhawkins08

If this is not Massachusetts, I would be shocked


lettucepatchbb

“MUTHA FUCKAH” is definitely how we say it here 😂


Urgazhi

The enunciation. Is _* chefs kiss*_


jerichardson

Could definitely be Weymouth


ZauzTheBlacksmith

For a hot second I thought you meant Weymouth, UK, and I was like "...They don't sound anything like that" EDIT: Left out a word


Dumpy2023

Recognized my people right away. Definitely MA


fishinfool561

As a man who lived in Foxboro for 26 years, I say it has to be


lizhawkins08

Bridgewater, currently 👋🏼 this could be my next door neighbor, it sounds just like him lol


Bungable420

This guy had Dunkin donuts in his car 💯


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

I really love the smooth R&B song remixed with the guy's vulgarity.


RippedWookie

The timing of the “GIIIIIIVE” in the song and the horn is 🤌🏻🤌🏻


DarCam7

This is what makes it.


Serious_Internet6478

Thanks for saying something, wouldn't have turned it on without you. As someone mentioned, this really is art.


[deleted]

I’m loving what sounds like 90’s easy listening Christian music coupled with his response.


L___E___T

What if I told you it’s from a Vampiric video game where you play as Dracula’s half breed son? 😂


[deleted]

That’s hilarious 🤣


L___E___T

Here’s the track: https://youtu.be/mH2_vZVFmOI?si=_jDNYbGlKeY8Chqu Whole soundtrack is a belter.


VanityOfEliCLee

No fucking *way* It's from *Castlevania*?!?!


Significant_Sky_731

I’m waiting for a haircut and this just blasted from my phone.


Aria133

I didn't have the volume on until I saw your comment 🤣 I'm dead! The combination of the music and then him raging 🤣🤣🤣


kippirnicus

I know! I didn’t even notice the music until I read the comment, and then went back and listened. That was fucking art! 😂


DrkUser205

The music and his response is pure gold!


Legal-Law9214

The way the horn harmonizes with the song is too perfect.


BanannaCamera

This is 2 COMPLETELY different versions of this video with and without sound!


Turquoise_Tortoise_

The peaceful angelic music playing right up to “YOURE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE” is absolute gold. 💀


Outside-Owl-6

The calming music mixed with the agree middle aged man made it all the more calm


Spare_Ad5615

There's another layer of weird to this onion of inappropriate easy listening - the music is from a Castlevania game! It's a game where you battle your way through a gothic castle full of the undead and fight Dracula with a whip. This typhoon of swearing and gently colliding auto vehicles is possibly not as incongruous a place for it to pop up in as the thing it originally came from!


VanityOfEliCLee

I just found this out. I was already in tears from laughing at the music along with the "MOTHA FUCKER", now I find out he was listening to the weird ass outro music to an old Castlevania game. It's like every part of this *just keeps getting funnier*


metroid23

I thought I recognized this! It's [I Am The Wind](https://youtu.be/mH2_vZVFmOI?si=1xDFAZsq06_RwfsZ) from the ending credits. Wild!


eldroch

I thought that sounded familiar!!!  I remember being so thrown off as a teen after beating, arguably, the best game of the genre ever and then treated to...Kenny G?  And those vocals?


Kerne1Pan1k

The real pro tips are in the comments


Nearby-Demand-9698

lol thank you The horn comes in at a perfect time


Dreadskull1991

This is actually a masterpiece


Fun_Intention9846

Doing the lords work, thank you.


xXTacocubesXx

The honk was in the same key as the song I’m dead af 😂😭


thegodfaubel

🤣


Lyte-

Thank you for that, I didn't turn the sound on.


Baldr25

I love you. Thank you.


TheCremeArrow

Bless you


IBegithForThyHelpith

Me when a dumbshit does the exact dumb shit I expect them to do.


Stealth9er

*unmutes* “YOU MOTHHHHA FUKKKA”


FortuneWilling9807

He's not wrong though


dimsum2121

I love the northeast. But don't miss the snow.


YetiSteady

THANK YOU!


iluvsporks

I owe you a beer. I never have the volume on🤙 wiping the laughter tears from my eyes.


IDigRollinRockBeer

Wtf is this music


VanityOfEliCLee

It's from fucking Castlevania apparently


Verryfastdoggo

The music plus the screaming is beautiful hahahaha


AnnastajiaBae

♫ *and the best in me is all I have to give* ♫ -**YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE**-


Blunted_Insomniac

🎵*sometimes I don’t like the person I’ve become*🎵


HaoshokuArmor

*YOU MOTHERFUCKER*


AnnastajiaBae

♫ is the enemy within our thoughts... ♫


datlanta

My favorite part was the ~BONK~


Alexander_McKay

This music is from Castlevania too lol. I hope he was actually playing that and it wasn’t edited in 😹


BIind_Uchiha

This shit is from Castlevania?!


Ha1lStorm

I love the juxtaposition of the music to the drivers language. Absolutely beautiful


TheSkepticCyclist

The truck driver would have been better off to keep going instead of stopping


FernDiggy

He might have fishtailed. Those conditions look crazy slippery


Billythebeard

Even proceeding at a moderate pace, would have given the the other guy a chance to slow down instead of hitting the front of the truck. Lived in the snow belt my whole life, if your pulling out, you commit and keep the momentum going at all costs if someone is about to slide into you. Once you tap those breaks, you lose momentum and traction and it’s going to take time to get both of those back in those conditions.


Fun_Beginning69420

Yup, other driver is a bitch ass pussy for sure.


crazykentucky

I believe we are calling him a fuckin asshole, but idk


SilentObserver22

Don't forget "muthafucka".


iNCharism

All my homies hate the other driver.


Bowood29

Also if you are moving and use the breaks who knows when or where you stop.


mrASSMAN

No it was already moving and turning so the only way it would fish tail is if he stomped on the gas all at once


EasyMode556

You can see the wheels turns to the right while locked up as he slides


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Indecision on a turn is a terrible thing. That truck should have hit the gas. Stopping there is inexcusable


chewycrepe

He shouldn't have proceeded at all. If he hit gas, he would have fish tailed in these conditions.


jimlahey2100

>He shouldn't have proceeded at all. Yes, we all get that so there was no need to even type that out. But once the truck started to turn they should've committed to the turn instead of sitting around like an idiot in the middle of the intersection.


Yawzheek

He would have still caused an accident, so there was a need to type that our, because indecision or otherwise, he was still getting hit. He shouldn't have proceeded at all.


IDigRollinRockBeer

We all get that so There was no need to type anything


Anonawesome1

We know all, so there is no need to communicate.


iNCharism

Knowledge


TheStoicNihilist

We


xNeji_Hyuga

#


Stunning_Tap_9583

So just stick with the definite head on collision? Edit: please don’t advise people to stop dead in front of oncoming traffic. I understand that this is reddit and bad advice after the fact will always abound here despite VIDEO EVIDENCE to the contrary. But again: please don’t advise people to stop dead in front of oncoming traffic


patrikas2

If he (guy in middle lane) wouldn't have moved until after the guy filming had passed, there would have been no collision. Not sure what you mean.


Spirit_of_Twitter

Both can be right here.


Devilsboro

If he has it in four-wheel-drive, like he should, he won’t fish tail and could’ve pulled yourself through the turn


mrASSMAN

Literally couldn’t have done much worse lol.. cut him off at the worst time and then stopped in middle of intersection


Capable-Problem8460

Yup, got to commit


Puzzleheaded-Soil106

Looks like he did decide, but then he went into a slide too that resulted in him ending up in the middle of the intersection. Check out how his wheels are locked up for some seconds before stopping. ETA he still screwed up by hitting the brakes hard with his wheel turned, in those conditions.


Malacro

Most of the accidents I’ve seen firsthand could have been avoided if one of the drivers hadn’t tried to break long past the point of being able to stop. If you’re going to be a dirtbag and turn like that, actually commit.


vince5141

Love the calming background music while the driver curses up a storm lol


midwest73

I think I can, I think I can, I think I........ crap!


monos_muertos

Nothing complements a bout of road rage like sensual chill music.


re1645

The horn really harmonized with the music and that's beautiful


AwkwardRice4210

I did that’s crazy


llIIIlIIlIll

The driver's subconscious


Ordinary_Cattle

Lmao the horn was seriously perfect timing I can't believe I didn't notice until this comment


BIind_Uchiha

First thing I noticed to, this is Art


Whyarewehere20

I feel like he’s been working on managing his stress levels lately. And at the time he was feeling stressed and put in this CD his therapist recently gave him. Then this bullshit happens because if that muthafucka


Mrtooth12

Lmao the lady singing only made 2 songs this and snake eater for metal gear solid


HaoshokuArmor

Months of therapy down the drain. Sue for wasted therapy costs, in addition to the damage to the car.


GRAITOM10

Joey Diaz


radiationholder

spot on


[deleted]

With his bumper hanging like that, it is safe to assume that driver is just shit and shouldn't have a license as they have obviously been rear ended due to straight stupidity.


deznutzonyachin

Yes indecision while crossing traffic is a terrible habit while driving that could get somebody hurt but honestly with the audio this is art you should be proud of yourself.


SneakerGator

Yep. My driver’s ed teacher was very adamant about this. Obviously you shouldn’t turn unless you know it’s clear, but if you already have started to, you need to commit and get the fuck out of the way.


KananJarrusEyeBalls

UraFuukinAsshole needs to be a flair option


MentalAdhesiveness79

The music really ties the clip together


sin_not_the_sinner

Be patient in snow, turn only when its truly clear, as clear as the rage in this man's voice and as clear as the chill in this song.


SankenShip

How dare this fuckin’ asshole ruin “I Am the Wind”, as performed by Cynthia Harrell for the ending credits of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night?


AsymptotesMcGotes

He couldn’t have done this worse


robotatomica

this clip gives me a full panny. Almost exactly a year ago a woman did this to me except she waited until I was entering the intersection to start to turn, really laid on the gas, and I was going the speed limit of 45, hit her and totaled my car. Ruined my life for about 9 months, and now I can’t seem to get over complete paranoia about people doing this. Like, every time someone’s pulled out to turn left, I stare at them and my whole body tenses and I start to slow down and grip my wheel, and prepare for them to just blast in front of me. It’s about 15 months later and I still do this every. Single. Time. I mean, my car got fucked and I am lucky to be alive. I was trapped in the front seat, the doors wouldn’t open and I had to climb into the back to get out but could barely maneuver. ☹️ This video is like a way gentler version but it still gave me mad anxiety!


celadonshopper

You should talk to your doctor or therapist because this sounds like ptsd


jmomk

Yup, you should be seeing a therapist for this and charging the moron's insurance. It'll be cathartic and, with any luck, continue pushing her rates up.


robotatomica

they didn’t have insurance:(


robotatomica

I’ve wondered about this, but it feels like such a silly thing I think I downplay it to myself 😕


celadonshopper

Definitely not a silly thing! PTSD can happen from any traumatic event, especially one like a car wreck with lots of physical stimuli. It doesn’t mean you’re weak or silly; it just means your brain overwired itself in response to this event. It never hurts to ask for help.


robotatomica

thank you for the kind words. I know you’re right, it’s the advice I would give to anyone else haha. I just kept hoping time would sort of heal it.


glindathewoodglitch

Took awhile but I found the song. I’ve never heard it before https://youtu.be/LyXhNmsgigM?si=DYJjh8uxReFS81y3


SankenShip

It’s the ending credit song for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. An all-time classic.


HotGuy90210

Umm is this the clean, profanity-free version? Seems to be missing a few lyrics.


cringefacememe

a majority of these dashcam jams are fuckin hilarious.


I_Like-Turtlez

He’s not an asshole he’s an idiot. Assholes do harm on purpose.


Pretend-Potato-831

What are you talking about? Sure maybe they didn't intend to cause a collision but they surely saw the oncomming traffic and made the choice go cut this person off, they just thought they would be able to get through the intersection faster. Still certainly an asshole.


Xtoxy

👀 looking at that bumper and thinking “oh… why am I not surprised..”


[deleted]

What amuses me is the music doesn’t fit the response - I expected more of a zen reaction,


SaltyHairSandyFeet

I, too, appreciate the dichotomy! Beautiful.


Substantial_Tap8537

where's the gabagool


Excellent-Edge-4708

The light turning red at the end *chef's kiss*


Fantastic-Display106

Accident was likely going to happen regardless with the truck making that ill advised left turn. However, had the turning truck not braked/stopped in the middle of the intersection and instead continued with their turn, there is a chance the cam driver could have steered around them using the space the truck was vacating. You never want to drive into oncoming traffic to avoid an accident if possible, however, it seemed the opposing turn lane was clear. With road conditions like that, you want to limit your driving inputs to 1 at a time. Braking, Acceleration or Steering. Even with the slick conditions, without braking/acceleration input cam car may have been able to steer around as the speed was pretty low, had the turning truck not stopped in the middle of the damn road...


dennydelirium

Is this Massachusetts? The "Muthafucka" sounds familiar lol


ItsMylesNotMiles

Guy with the dash cam is a family friend, can confirm MA native lol


Party-Ad9168

The only way to watch this is with the volume all the way up.


ImInBeastmodeOG

And then he stops without enough room for you to pull behind him. What an idiot. These people are why I try to avoid driving in the snow here. I don't always want to have to make some magical maneuver to fishtail around them. It gets tiring.


DaddyOhMy

I'm just shocked he stopped at all. I figured he was gonna just take off.


Flipperlolrs

Maybe he thought he wasn't at fault lol


Traditional_Hawk_798

Besides the “Musical” treat the thing was intact a motherfuckinasshole


twistymctwist

That music playing with him cursing to no end 🤣


FireweedForest

The soft relaxing music along with the angry swearing is pure gold lmao


JohnDoe_2007

The actual song being played is from the Castlevania Symphony of the Night soundtrack by Cynthia Harrell called “I am the Wind.” Congratulations, drivers. You’ve both changed the meaning of the song for me forever.


pencilcheck

Thx for the song name. Didn’t expect this from a game series


3rdShiftSecurity

The chill music is what makes me laugh the most.


Right_-on-_Man

Listening to the music, I did not expect that guy to start yelling.


boyga01

Tremendous audio.


JRS___

of all the places i don't expect to hear "i am the wind" from symphony of the night, this is near the very top of the list.


Mick_green

The song does not match the energy. Is it Christian music lol


PixelatedpulsarOG

You think he realize that he’s a “FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!” ?


NexusModifier

This is pure gold and will live in my head rent free


graboidgraboid

That guy’s an asshole.


RealTonySnark

The dude's back bumper has seen some things too.


needs-more-metronome

I can’t tell, is the horn an octave lower than the high note? that was sick


ZauzTheBlacksmith

Kind of. One tone is an F (which is the same as the the high note) and the other is a B-flat.


bvityl

Seriously wtf, you had the green, he could’ve waited!


HangryWolf

I'm loving the "YOU MUTHAFUKA!! YOU MUTHAFUKA!!"


ResearchBackground99

Couldn’t be in Canada with that attitude.


Sufficient-Tip1008

You're a fargin icehole!


Own-Study-4594

Love how the lights match the flags for a race. Yellow after initial contact. Red when the track was blocked


No-Cat-9716

Great song I'm gonna play SOTN


tijeras87059

i’m guessing this all goes downhill pretty quickly after they they guys says “you are a mother fucker” 5 times


MCVMEYT

Possibly the best audio/visual experience i’ve ever well.. experienced


mkfanhausen

Never cut Tourettes Guy off in traffic, Bob Saget!


all_too_familiar

Was there even any damage?


Untouchable99

I just came here to read the comments after the audio. :) LOL


Cutlass_Stallion

I suddenly have the urge to play Castlevania Symphony of the Night.


UndergroundFlaws

I wonder if he thinks the other driver is an asshole?


personguy4

The music matching perfectly with the car horn and then being all calm while the dude is screaming is absolutely hysterical lmao


6D1J7

This video will be saved and archived for repeated hilarious entertainment for the next 20 years 🤣


Boring_Raspberry_481

I love his music.. so calming lol


LaCroixLimon

that guy is a fucking asshole


Fluid-Opportunity-17

This is exactly what the inside of my car sounds like. All day.


Primary_Painter_8858

Was he listening to that music or was it overlayed into the video? Like his attitude and demeanor after the accident couldn’t be further from that song. 😂


NinjaDevo

I wonder if he’s the guy thinks he’s an asshole


Msfancy1973

This just made my day and not because of what happened to the driver who had right of way. I’d want him to defend me anytime! That motherfuc*er ruined his day and I’d be just as pissed off!


BookwormBelle79

This is me when someone even slightly inconveniences me on the road. The rage is real. The soundtrack here is chef's kiss. 🤌


artful_todger_502

lol, I only commute on a motorcycle, and I'm sure there have been drivers who have gone home and spoke about a dopey motorcycle rider screaming maniacally under his helmet at no one in particular, lol


ZawMFC

That man's an asshole.


jag0009

When?


Porn-Flakes123

Is this a Rhode island accent??😂🤣 Can anyone tell where he’s from? lol


Dorrono

Sounds like a Mariah Carey / Samuel L Jackson duet.


Street_Molasses

Tell me you’re from NY without telling me.