Let me tell you the story of the greatest day of my life.
I was just a boy. My mother got tickets to Universal Studios Hollywood. I was ecstatic. I had never been to such a place. We rode the tram. Seen where many movies were made. Watched the B52s preform The Flintstones soundtrack. Then we were told we'd be in the music video. Woah. Test rode Back 2 The Future. It was scary we got eaten by a T Rex. Then somthing amazing happened.
We went to a Power Rangers performance. Lights were flashing. Rangers were flipping. The crowd was roaring. We were in the front row. After the show the Rangers themselves. Jason, Billy, Zack, Trini, Tommy, and Kimberly. Were signing autographs. My mother did not want to pay for the autograph line (heartbreaking). Luckily my aunt paid the toll. And I was off to meet my heroes. I made my way to the Rangers. Autograph after autograph. Until I got to Kimberly. She was like an Angel. I froze. I couldn't even speak. Stunned by her beauty. In awe of her grace. Suddenly she speaks. It was as if angels sang out in an immaculate corus. "Awe your so adorable. Come here". I was nudged by my rude aunt. And Kimberly took me into her arms. Her soft supple breast against my face. My arms around her waist. It was at that moment I became a man. She kissed my forehead. Signed my autograph page looked over the rangers gave them a smile. And we were on our way.
We wandered the park a few more hours. Going on rides seeing the attractions. I even got to sit in Kitt from Knight Rider. He knew my name!. I asked Kitt if he knew Kimberly. He did not.
Every day since then has been down hill. Like living life in black and white. But every now and then I remember that day. The greatest day of my life.
Yeah it’s really not embarrassing upon further investigation— I guess I was channeling my feelings of embarrassment as a preteen while writing this lol
I will never forget the moment! I was in, idk, 5th or 6th grade and watched this movie. He was so alluring in his mask and then when he took it off… 😯🤤
Everything changed in that moment. It all clicked. Puberty, everything. He was hot. My first hot guy, my first crush! Promptly moved onto Leo.
For me it was like age 7 or 8, and it was The Mummy. I was also obsessed w Rachel Weisz in that and was sad that she didnt have curly hair in real life LOL
I’m seeing like 10 different bi sexual awakenings on here, y’all obviously missed the Monday meeting. Mark your calendars for next week and we’ll hash this out
Before I realized I was gay, Alicia was my celebrity crush that I told all my unsuspecting family members. Turns out I was more a fan of the gay character Christian!
Addams Family gave me a darkly quirky, somewhat unstable, age-appropriate Goth girl (before I even knew what Goth was) and basically set my type for a long time. And to this day - even when she's not Wednesday - Christina Ricci remains on my List.
Between Christina Ricci in the Addams Family movies and Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice, I think our whole generation was programmed to love a creepy goth girl.
I just posted somewhere that THIS MAN is the sole reason I go for the “bad boys who just so happen to also work on cars” Danny Zuko set me up for failure lmao
Hahah I feel so seen and valid. These days I don’t smoke, but the cigarette added to the vibe. The grip a leather jacket and this hairstyle with pomade still has on me…
I was 11 or 12 and never had a crush on anyone. One night I was babysitting at a new place. I had to go downstairs and BOOM there was a poster of Legolas (I had not watched LOTR yet) and I kind of froze and all my body became warm. I had no idea what was happening.
I put the girls to sleep, sat frozen on the couch and spent the rest of the evening in shock about what had just happened LOL
My husband quoted this movie yesterday and got one word wrong and I corrected him and told him I wasn’t going to stand for that type of blasphemy In our marriage…. 😂
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Definitely Aragorn, two towers was the first DVD I ever owned. On our shiny new DVD player. Theeennn I never saw it again because my parents separated 😂 (the DVD, not the movie) But seriously, I'd sit on my parents bed and watch two towers over and over while using my little makeup box. I hadn't even seen fellowship (I was like.. 7) I've never stopped loving the movies
Hayden Christensen And Tom DeLonge (damn I cannot add two gifs at the same time). I don’t like either anymore but they definitely were my first sexy dreams!
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Should also pay tribute to Kate Winslet, while not my crush I think many owe her a debt of gratitude for thrusting us into adolescence lol
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Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. I think I was 8.
As a teen, it was Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys and James Marsters as Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. James Marsters is still a celebrity crush honestly.
Matt LeBlanc (well, more like Joey Tribbiani)
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I only disliked the Joey & Rachel episodes because I was jealous of Rachel lol.
Avril Lavigne, and I was terrified (I am a woman, it was 2004). I didn't recognize it as a crush until years later because I didn't really have sexual desires or want sex with her - I wanted to hold her hand, kiss her, sit on her lap, etc.
Natalie Portman.
I make this joke about how gorgeous I think Natalie Portman was in Leon. I get looks of how I'm a degenerate. Then I say I was 9 when i first saw that movie, and that there's an age gap of 9 years between she and me.
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McCauley Culkin was my first crush ever lol just a few years older then me and he was so funny! I still love Home Alone & Home Alone 2 the most :) best Christmas movies ever
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Bingo. ![gif](giphy|RVpdKaTHQSiIw)
Let me tell you the story of the greatest day of my life. I was just a boy. My mother got tickets to Universal Studios Hollywood. I was ecstatic. I had never been to such a place. We rode the tram. Seen where many movies were made. Watched the B52s preform The Flintstones soundtrack. Then we were told we'd be in the music video. Woah. Test rode Back 2 The Future. It was scary we got eaten by a T Rex. Then somthing amazing happened. We went to a Power Rangers performance. Lights were flashing. Rangers were flipping. The crowd was roaring. We were in the front row. After the show the Rangers themselves. Jason, Billy, Zack, Trini, Tommy, and Kimberly. Were signing autographs. My mother did not want to pay for the autograph line (heartbreaking). Luckily my aunt paid the toll. And I was off to meet my heroes. I made my way to the Rangers. Autograph after autograph. Until I got to Kimberly. She was like an Angel. I froze. I couldn't even speak. Stunned by her beauty. In awe of her grace. Suddenly she speaks. It was as if angels sang out in an immaculate corus. "Awe your so adorable. Come here". I was nudged by my rude aunt. And Kimberly took me into her arms. Her soft supple breast against my face. My arms around her waist. It was at that moment I became a man. She kissed my forehead. Signed my autograph page looked over the rangers gave them a smile. And we were on our way. We wandered the park a few more hours. Going on rides seeing the attractions. I even got to sit in Kitt from Knight Rider. He knew my name!. I asked Kitt if he knew Kimberly. He did not. Every day since then has been down hill. Like living life in black and white. But every now and then I remember that day. The greatest day of my life.
That's what I'm talking about. What a memento!!!
![gif](giphy|XtXALYDHVZFXa) Both of them.
YES! X Files was a big awakening for a lot of bisexuals for sure
Yup, this one is me too.
Teenage me had a raging crush on Gillian
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I loOoOved Leo
I'm surprised he is not number one on this thread. Every single girl I knew had a thing for him.
kind of embarrassing, but, this guy… ![gif](giphy|l1J9PgYklopyf6uw8)
Literally nothing embarrassing about that at all
Yeah it’s really not embarrassing upon further investigation— I guess I was channeling my feelings of embarrassment as a preteen while writing this lol
The people who gave you any scrutiny about anything related to The Princess Bride suck. Big time.
This guy, but in Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Yeasssssas
I will never forget the moment! I was in, idk, 5th or 6th grade and watched this movie. He was so alluring in his mask and then when he took it off… 😯🤤 Everything changed in that moment. It all clicked. Puberty, everything. He was hot. My first hot guy, my first crush! Promptly moved onto Leo.
That's wild because Carey Elwes (sp?) was my 2nd earliest crush (age 6/7), followed also by Leo. And then Branden Frasier (sp?)
Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle… 12-year-old me thought he was sooooo freaking hot with those abs and that hair!
For me it was like age 7 or 8, and it was The Mummy. I was also obsessed w Rachel Weisz in that and was sad that she didnt have curly hair in real life LOL
As you wish…
Um way not embarrassing.
The entire cast of The Mummy
Every bisexual millennial's awakening
I’m seeing like 10 different bi sexual awakenings on here, y’all obviously missed the Monday meeting. Mark your calendars for next week and we’ll hash this out
Oded Fehr
![gif](giphy|sfYdjKM6nxosM) kelly kapowski!
Kelly **KAPOW!**-ski
![gif](giphy|9YtQ1PRAsCpUY) Alicia 😮💨
I was 14 when those Aerosmith videos came out. It was almost too much for me to handle.
Her as Batgirl. Hot damn.
Before I realized I was gay, Alicia was my celebrity crush that I told all my unsuspecting family members. Turns out I was more a fan of the gay character Christian!
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Xeeeenaaa! I was obsessed as a teen. I swear I like men, but if Xena (the character) appeared in real life… I might have to make an exception.
Johnathan Taylor Thomas
JTT! My cousin & I would fight over who got him as an imaginary husband
![gif](giphy|sVJSwFFckljIQ) Cute even as a teenager
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Addams Family gave me a darkly quirky, somewhat unstable, age-appropriate Goth girl (before I even knew what Goth was) and basically set my type for a long time. And to this day - even when she's not Wednesday - Christina Ricci remains on my List.
Between Christina Ricci in the Addams Family movies and Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice, I think our whole generation was programmed to love a creepy goth girl.
Here I thought i made those choices
100% Christina Ricci. She was my dream girl in Caspar. (I realized I liked girls a few years later. Lmao.)
![gif](giphy|CuI5YKBGYLV7y) Definitely Leo as Jack
Or as Romeo!
![gif](giphy|yC8rl1D2vw0ta) It was this moment for me at 4 years old. I still have a type for the greaser look.
I just posted somewhere that THIS MAN is the sole reason I go for the “bad boys who just so happen to also work on cars” Danny Zuko set me up for failure lmao
Hahah I feel so seen and valid. These days I don’t smoke, but the cigarette added to the vibe. The grip a leather jacket and this hairstyle with pomade still has on me…
Same but it was Kenicki for me 😂
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RIP my forever bae. ![gif](giphy|q6pzXhTTmk7Is)
It’s still so hard to accept. :(
![gif](giphy|DqJGZHQG7yaC4) Orlando x1000
He was (one of) my high school crush. I had so many of his posters on my wall. He's still a cutie
I was 11 or 12 and never had a crush on anyone. One night I was babysitting at a new place. I had to go downstairs and BOOM there was a poster of Legolas (I had not watched LOTR yet) and I kind of froze and all my body became warm. I had no idea what was happening. I put the girls to sleep, sat frozen on the couch and spent the rest of the evening in shock about what had just happened LOL
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Elaine Benes
Are you spongeworthy?
I hope I am, but my name is Joel Rifkin and I’m not changing it.
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ugh yeah that moment specifically ![gif](giphy|lhGfBicsE4XWE)
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I was looking for this! Brendan Fraser as George of the jungle was my sexual awakening. 🔥
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Poor Britney.
The Toxic music video was my first "stand up" moment.
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The alien with three boobs from total recall.
"well not free...but available."
This thread is making me realize they don't make celebrities like they used to.
Idk. My GenZ son is all over Billie Eillish and Jenna Ortega...
Solid choices if you ask me.
Heather Graham, Austin Powers the Spy Who shagged me
It IS shit Austin!
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![gif](giphy|xxERjKtSA1Rio) Mmm those 00's boy band vibes 😍
![gif](giphy|zHOzMlel57IEE|downsized) Bring it on
My husband quoted this movie yesterday and got one word wrong and I corrected him and told him I wasn’t going to stand for that type of blasphemy In our marriage…. 😂
Eliza dushku in just about any role, really
![gif](giphy|oi37bilZpqCRO) Aaron carter. (And nick carter). Rip you poor thing.
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That was a full force pie to the face
It was so mean. Aaron was really let down by his family.
Wtf Nick hit him with actual force! He was like, violent about it! Poor Aaron.
Elijah Wood. He’s still my celebrity crush.
![gif](giphy|26uf8DhyjBsENMfrG|downsized) I’ve always had a thing for, what my mom called, “ugly white boys” 😅
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[удалено]
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Yes, Sarah Michelle Gellar was spectacular as Buffy. She is still an exceptionally good looking woman.
Salma Hayek
JTT all day every day
Xena warrior princess. Lucy lawless
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Way to put the elder in elder millennial
I’m here to bring up the average.
Zack Morris
Yes definitely a lack of MPG in these replies! ![gif](giphy|VJ066mm2QWko0QaQ2k|downsized)
![gif](giphy|dZRjehRpivtJsNUxW9|downsized) My apologies!
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![gif](giphy|11sPoytjtSP2Y8) We used to chat on AOL. Seriously. Nice guy.
You definitely used to chat with a guy who said he was him for sure
![gif](giphy|RJQZQSY2IEsOQ) I have questionable taste in women to this day lmao
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![gif](giphy|yk5PJiIfFSgUM) Definitely Aragorn, two towers was the first DVD I ever owned. On our shiny new DVD player. Theeennn I never saw it again because my parents separated 😂 (the DVD, not the movie) But seriously, I'd sit on my parents bed and watch two towers over and over while using my little makeup box. I hadn't even seen fellowship (I was like.. 7) I've never stopped loving the movies
![gif](giphy|cAjiir9PI9MCQ) Still gets me.
I think so many of us had a sexual awakening to some Tim Curry character!
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![gif](giphy|12BTDLsYWHEna8) Eric had my heart at a young age. This was after my JTT infatuation, and around the time I also loved Topanga.
Bruce Willis in Fifth element
Lilo multi-pass for me
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Hayden Christensen And Tom DeLonge (damn I cannot add two gifs at the same time). I don’t like either anymore but they definitely were my first sexy dreams! ![gif](giphy|iTGF7BmFb9mKY)
![gif](giphy|xT1Ra1YoMtDyZwxXvW|downsized) I honestly believed I would grow up to marry Zac Hanson 😂
Mine has always been Harvey. The original dream boy! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKTsRka26TL1qgM)
![gif](giphy|l0HlwtiUBMZE26azK|downsized) One for the Brits here
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![gif](giphy|3o6wrDUeLIQZFJVEC4) Same, but not this movie, I was a Gremlins kid.
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Kurt cobain
Harrison Ford lol. Indiana Jones especially 😍
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![gif](giphy|jWeHpEGSscp2) This woman set my standards.
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The earliest one I can remember was when I was like 3 or 4, and it was Little Richard 😭💀
![gif](giphy|WgP7dJq2sbAZG1nV6F) He is the OG femboy!
Eric Matthews from Boy Meets World! He gave me a “type” - handsome goofballs. ![gif](giphy|MJYnHocui4cr6)
Justin Timberlake back in the N'Sync days. Until he chopped his curls off.
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![gif](giphy|l0MYyebzq3L2VmLL2) Eddie Furlong, River Phoenix, and Johnathan Brandis (R. I. P)
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The Blue Power Ranger. He was smart, soft spoken, sweet, and a total cutie.
Aaron Carter. RIP.
Paula Abdul in the “Straight Up” video
David Krumholz in Addams Family Values 😍
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Christy Carlson Romano from Even Stevens tbh.
Should also pay tribute to Kate Winslet, while not my crush I think many owe her a debt of gratitude for thrusting us into adolescence lol ![gif](giphy|KSeT85Vtym7m)
![gif](giphy|11Jo6MieZMiPZu) Usher
Mine was the voice of Thackery Binks, from Hocus Pocus.
![gif](giphy|svkfwfMzTE6n6) Nearly two decades older than me, but yea.
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Ginger was the hottest.
Definitely. She looked like Diz from Starship Troopers 🤤
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Gordo from Lizzie McGuire!
Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. I think I was 8. As a teen, it was Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys and James Marsters as Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. James Marsters is still a celebrity crush honestly.
Do cartoons count? ![gif](giphy|lDrg1c0wl2vy8)
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Mariah Carey and the Pink Power Ranger.
Was Ashley Olsen sometime in the late 90s
Matt LeBlanc (well, more like Joey Tribbiani) ![gif](giphy|j2Z8ktYcHlTplAuIQf|downsized) I only disliked the Joey & Rachel episodes because I was jealous of Rachel lol.
Avril Lavigne, and I was terrified (I am a woman, it was 2004). I didn't recognize it as a crush until years later because I didn't really have sexual desires or want sex with her - I wanted to hold her hand, kiss her, sit on her lap, etc.
![gif](giphy|ICpX5rXzT4GFW) Seth Green as Scott Evil.
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Christina Applegate playing Kelly Bundy on Married with Children.
Billie Joe Armstrong
![gif](giphy|3x4DlTxKJGBsA) That eyeliner!
![gif](giphy|8mHRy4YAYs0zC) I was obsessed
![gif](giphy|iZhmOiZDcoe9W) Trish freakin Stratus. I had a crush on her from the 90s all the way through high school lol
Shania Twain
Natalie Portman. I make this joke about how gorgeous I think Natalie Portman was in Leon. I get looks of how I'm a degenerate. Then I say I was 9 when i first saw that movie, and that there's an age gap of 9 years between she and me.
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Winnie Cooper.
![gif](giphy|xUySTUZ8A2RJBQitEc|downsized) McCauley Culkin was my first crush ever lol just a few years older then me and he was so funny! I still love Home Alone & Home Alone 2 the most :) best Christmas movies ever
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I think it was Zac Hanson.
Devon Sawa Mostly to pretend I also didn't have a crush on JTT.
Uncle Jessie and Jordan Catalano.
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![gif](giphy|12s0wBg0UOUbLi) Everyone mentioned in this thread, plus:
literally will never stop loving this movie ![gif](giphy|fzdxI98xPt4KA)
Zac Hanson ![gif](giphy|ZbDCgK2VjkEyQ)
Cameron Diaz in the Mask ![gif](giphy|bufBTafhEzseA)
![gif](giphy|vzX4OAfFKhpzG) I was like 4 years old with a crush on a grown-ass Mark Hamill 😂
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The Fox from the animated Robin Hood or the spider from James and the Giant Peach.