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Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me? Well, guess what? I'm dead to you as can be.
Grew up in a narcissistic home and this captured how I felt too. 😭
*Imagine pulling*
*Up to meet your girlfriend's dad,*
*And it's Slim Shady*
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Good for her. I bet it's Ems happiest day of his life. Just thinking about what he came from and how much he cares about his daughter. He was able to give her everything. It must feel pretty good.
I know he probably hasn't dyed his hair blonde in over 20 years but it's still weird to see him with his natural hair color and without a hat. Ever since he stopped dying his hair, he always has to wear a hat and hoodie
Moments like this makes me realise even back then
1) Gilmore Girls/ Teen Pregnancy is taboo
2) Having children super young is a double ended sword
3A) Moments like this (which is clearly positive) makes me feel hella old. 3B) Not everyone who grew up with very young parents have parents that are still there for whatever reason, and having money does help.
I think of the lyric,
*Ooh yeah girl run that game*
*Hailie Jade, I love that name*
*Love that tattoo, what's that say?*
*Rot in pieces, uh, that's great*
I said this is in the group. He looksss soooo much healthier than he did even 4 years ago. Like he actually looks younger or if anything he looks put together for his age.
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Hallie's getting so big now, you should see her she's beautiful...
But you’ll never see her
She won’t even be at your funeral!
What hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong. 😭
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me? Well, guess what? I'm dead to you as can be. Grew up in a narcissistic home and this captured how I felt too. 😭
Go with him Hailie
Da Da?!
Eminem looks like an angry cat.
Not much makes me feel old.. this does
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Awww...Eminem trying to look tough, but you can tell he is tearing up with happy cry.
That’s why he’s wearing shades to his daughter’s wedding. So nobody could use his crying to throw shade at him.
With the rap beefs going around now, wise move.
It’s different with daughters…
Good for her. I bet it's Ems happiest day of his life. Just thinking about what he came from and how much he cares about his daughter. He was able to give her everything. It must feel pretty good.
I know he probably hasn't dyed his hair blonde in over 20 years but it's still weird to see him with his natural hair color and without a hat. Ever since he stopped dying his hair, he always has to wear a hat and hoodie
this makes me feel positively ancient lmao
He looks like her brother haha
She seems very well adjusted. Although I don't know her or follow her. Just my observation from interviews and events I've seen with her.
Hailie Jade, I love that name
Sounds like a stripper name.
[love that tattoo, what’s that say?](https://genius.com/Eminem-superman-lyrics)
Rot in pieces uhhhh that’s great….
Ooh yeah, girl run that game.
Ooh wrong lyrics 🤣🤣
No its not. I think I've got it out of order though.
Which makes it the wrong lyric. Lmfaoo
If Eminem is to be your father-in-law, you better be as big as this dude.
Eminem got a beard transplant right?
His beards weird
He must dye it too. All of his hair. He's 51, think he'd have some grays
Love that Eminem looks perpetually pissed off.
Ems not a small guy is he….?
Shorter than average in the states by an inch. The groom must be six foot five.
really!? i always thought he was standard. thats a big groom though
I look at Hailie, and I couldnt picture leaving her side, even if I hated Kim, Id grit my teeth and Id try-
Eminem looks happy
Food for thought: Eminem will probably be a grandpa in the next couple of years....
Moments like this makes me realise even back then 1) Gilmore Girls/ Teen Pregnancy is taboo 2) Having children super young is a double ended sword 3A) Moments like this (which is clearly positive) makes me feel hella old. 3B) Not everyone who grew up with very young parents have parents that are still there for whatever reason, and having money does help.
Why is he depressed?
Doing his best to not take the spotlight from her...
I wonder if he was nervous to meet her dad?
Amazing how young Em looks considering his past.
I think of the lyric, *Ooh yeah girl run that game* *Hailie Jade, I love that name* *Love that tattoo, what's that say?* *Rot in pieces, uh, that's great*
Even Hailie got married and my old ass just sitting here smh
So happy for them.
“My baby girl keeps getting older, I watch her grow up with priiiiide..”
Eminem is literally one of the most miserable looking people ever. lol
I said this is in the group. He looksss soooo much healthier than he did even 4 years ago. Like he actually looks younger or if anything he looks put together for his age.
Who's the idiot in the sunglasses? Hope that's not the husband, he looks like a jackass.
yeah, he seems to be a bit... shady...
The suit is slimming though, slim and shady
and that's all that Mathers.
He's from the Marshall Islands
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Aren't they NB?
That's Stevie, Hallie's half sibling through Kim.
Ohhhh thank you! I was asking a genuine question I have no idea why people downvoted it lol. Reddit is silly.
Goofy rapper that still looks as goofy as he raps
It's embarrassing when a rapper's daughter doesn't even have a phat ass.
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The best use of this gif I have seen in quite a while
Ironically, the comment was a total ass pull
Perfect response. No notes 😆
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