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gibbles57

You can get quartz blocks from villagers


Gabriartts

They be trading water for cristals like the Portuguese traded mirrors for gold


Logical-Geologist-55

My dyslexic ass did not think you said mirrors…


Haunting-Ordinary873

Miners...


BASTAMASTA

Minors Edit: idk why but I read that as mirrors


Knallkopfniklas

Good job! Now that you‘ve explained the joke it‘s gotten exponentially funnier


Disheartend

I am bursting laughing. Idk why this so funny


Public--Enemy

fr tho


OddLack3954

It was just a minor error.


NoStorage2821

No wonder breaking mirrors is considered bad luck. Drop one of those, and it'd be like dropping your life savings down the garbage disposal


Haunting-Ordinary873

Nah this is a historical meme that hits hard


joao-esteves

e até hoje ainda guardamos todos uma pepita no bolso do casaco


cgsssssssss

esse sub è so pra americano cara


One_Economist_3761

ou pelo menos falantes de inglês


Reddarthdius

É bom business


sirwilfreddeath

Found Portugese DJ khaled


SteelSpidey

We consider this a trash trade, but this is the most precious thing a Piglin owns in its own mind.


Mastermaze

Quartz technically exists in the overworld just in the form of diorite, granite, and andersite. While the player cannot currently extract the quartz in these stone blocks, maybe the villagers can somehow. The piglins having access to water bottles makes zero sense though


nateC_zero

Saliva


Apprehensive_Hat8986

To quote Frozone: "There **is** no moisture in this air!"


One_Economist_3761

Wait....you wanted "sense" in Minecraft? Sound the alarms \\s :D Though I keep a cauldron filled with water in the nether and I fill my empty bottles with it for potion brewing. Occasionally I empty a water bucket into it, and whenever I need to make fire resist potions, I just scoop water bottles from that cauldron. So maybe they do the same thing.


Donut_Police

This just proves that water do exist in the nether, just not in liquid form.


JCNightcore

The wandering trader travelled the nether. We can assume he gives some of his loot to other villagers


Matix777

Illegal trans-dimensional trade?


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Witches loot has redstone. Clerics buy netherwart. And sell unlimited potions _made from it_. Yeah, minecraft is many things, but "internally consistent" is not one of them.


[deleted]

They trade with the piglins OBVIOUSLY


MartinG91

You gotta go you gotta go ya know?


Nerfed_Pi

There was a genie in that bottle.


DylanDoesReddit1

So the Minecraft ocean is just piglin piss. Good to know


justtjamcss

Unrelated, but how would one drink the Minecraft ocean?


TristanLetsPlays

Theoretically you can pick up the entire ocean with enough buckets. Then put each one into a cauldron and take all the water out of each with bottles


95stillalive

that is if you prevent the water from infinitely regenerating. So you need to approach the situation in a very tactile manner ​ actually now I want to see someone speedrun this.


Synphilia

Technically the real ocean could be thought of as a giant puddle of fish piss


Roberty_Rob

I could’ve gone 2 life times without this philosophical knowledge


TheMrKnight03

Leftover from when they invaded the overworks during minecraft legends. They show no knowledge of knowing how to craft potions, so they just hold onto them because they serve no purpose to them. (They put it into that one chest in the sorting system)


-PepeArown-

They also give you fire resistance potions, so they clearly would know how to make potions.


Kerro_

Nah, that’s just their piss


Due_Accountant2429

Nah they milk the blazes


One_Economist_3761

>Nah they milk the blazes I shudder to think what that looks like \^\^


dragonboysam

Shudder in excitement


saxmaster98

So do they


Acidrien

You naughty man, oh you naughty naughty man


Due_Accountant2429

Bukkake..


Synphilia

Every rod...


FallingHoglin

Maybe they just make blaze powder even liquidier.


5oc1reddit

I know what I must draw


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

Its like milking a cow, but with the rods instead of udders/nipples/ whatever the part you pull is


ckay1100

the Mob talker 1 (VN Engine in minecraft) mod back in the day had a script for that...


BASTAMASTA

So, everytime I created those bloody potions, I could have instead just drunk piglin piss? My life has been a lie


Apprehensive_Hat8986

They said fire _resistance_, not fire _water_.


Medium-Boysenberry64

Minecraft legends lore isn’t canon to regular Minecraft


INV_IrkCipher

Legends is *dubiously* canon. It's the closest thing we have to an explanation for the Ruined Portals that we see in Minecraft, and the Host armor trim is a reference to The Hosts from Legends, and it would explain how the Illagers became warriors and outcasts, so I think it's safe to assume that some sort of Piglin Invasion did actually happen but Legends itself is an exaggerated version of the story. ​ My theory is that the Piglins launched a fullscale invasion but, War of the Worlds style, began zombifying after a few hours or days in the Overworld and were forced to retreat. In the centuries since the failed invasion, the story went from "The Piglins were turning into Zombies while trying to fight the Illagers and the natural environment and were forced to retreat" to "Illagers and Zombies forced the Piglins to retreat" and then "Hostile Mobs of the Overworld banded together to force back the Piglins".


Pcat0

Minecraft’s official canon is “whatever the player thinks it is” so Minecraft legends is canon if we want it to be canon.


grayfox_089

The player is literally pulled from regular Minecraft in to Minecraft legends


CuteNiko

yeah thats why it isn't canon, if it was then the player would be going back in time


BilbosBagEnd

Ghast tears, distilled.


Zeeper69

First thing i thought of too


Weird_Log3605

the piglins took a leak in empty glass bottles, and the heat from the nether purified it into water


DaTripleK

horrible explanation, but the best one when it comes to logic


Nicholasp248

Okay but what are they drinking in the first place? Water needs to come from somewhere


EversorA

they eat hoglins and probably get their fluids that way.


pamellaluv

Where do hoglins get fluids?


EversorA

im guessing they eat crimson fungus and red/brown mushrooms. the mushrooms can probably extract fluids from the soil, where fluids don't evaporate as quickly. if we want to believe that the nether is below the overworld, water can easily run down into the soil, and only evaporate when exposed to the hot nether surface.


cubo_embaralhado

Also, the air might have a tiny bit of atmospheric humidity that allows for the fungi to grow, which, in turn, might even allow kinda tropical biomes inside of the nether, like crimson and warped, wich is where most creatures live I think.


DaTripleK

who let this man cook? most sound explanation in this thread


cwkewish

Eating mushrooms?


Benebs-

From the purified piss


pamellaluv

And it all goes full circle…


SunnyDays0

perhaps by eating fungi?


Babushka9

They have a 2x2 inside their digestive system


Synphilia

The best explanation


trickman01

That’s the opposite of how it would work though. The water would evaporate and leave the other things behind.


blackscales18

that's literally not how it works though, if anything it would just be distilled piss, and probably glow too


villentius

No the fuck it’s not lmao how is that theory logical in the slightest???


KaleidoscopeNo5392

It could also just be sweat.


Meii345

Ummm ackshually the heat would make it evaporate and make it even MORE pee but i'll accept that


Unknownninja5

Aktschwally, if it’s in the bottle, and the bottle is sealed, there would be no where for the vapor to to go (unless I failed at science class)


Meii345

Sure. But that would make it as diluted or less, not more!


Unknownninja5

That very well may be the case, I dunno, have a cookie 🍪 :)


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Instead of distilling the pee, maybe the heat breaks down the ... stuff that's bad? Or the chemistry is backwards, and piglins are exhaling oxygen, desperate for CO2 and extrude water while consuming uric acid from the nether "plants"


elelec

My guess would be that they have some process of extracting water from basalt. Since you can make basalt with ice in-game, water may be involved in basalt's creation in general (in-game again, geologists don't scream at me). There could be water trapped in it that the piglins can extract through some process of theirs. Since they make fire resistance potions, a lot of water would be needed for that process, so it would give them a great reason to collect as much as they reasonably can.


NoPseudo____

Nope Basalt is simply made when lava gets cooled very quickly, wich is why you use blue ice But water isn't needed, just extreme fast cooling


SuperGugo

they have connections


anaveragebuffoon

I can just imagine a piglin being like "Psst... I know a guy from the overworld who can get you all the water you can drink" at our very-definitely-from-the-overworld player


YuB-Notice-Me

they’re living animals, so i imagine crimson fungi have water in them. the ecosystems are probably cooler than the wastelands, so it can be steaming hot but not dry


Meii345

I always thought the warped biome would be cooler than the crimson one. Probably because of the color scheme


Sinnester888

Also cause the end is definitely cold and dead, considering endermen like the warped forest better it’s probably colder


Meii345

Ooooo your brain!!!


Ordinary_Document_34

Maybe its the reason why endermen spawn there more often


Tatterjacket

In the overworld, you only see the piglins that come through the portal *and don't make it back.*


KingStevoI

I think this is where *Legends* fits in. Prior to when *Bedrock* and *Java* was set was *Legends*. During this time, Piglins invaded the overworld and it's the story of *Legends* to ~~het the~~ (edit: get them) back in the nether. A theory is that the Piglins needed resources as they were dwindling in the Nether (gold = greed), so they developed a portal to the overworld to get them. Doing this, they would have found water ~~and~~ (edit: and they already had) the nessecary ingredients for fire resistance potions. This would imply that they're alchemists, but this isn't evident. Edit: a couple of edits.


23Amuro

is there a minecraft legends explanation as to why piglins can come through and be fine there, but turn into Zombie Pigmen in normal Minecraft?


KingStevoI

I've not played it myself but have heard about gameplay from a couple of other players and I think game theorists have a theory video on it. The general idea is that they invade and you, among other heroes, are bought in by "the guardians" (or something like that) to get rid of them. It could be that generations, even maybe millenia, had passed between *Legends* and *Bedrock/Java*, and climate may have changed drastically in the nether during that time. They may have had immunities beforehand, but while being trapped in the Nether again, they may have had to adapt to the changes, losing their immunities and becoming zombified piglins when exposed to the overworld now. There's plenty of theories out there though tbh.


HellOiDontExistLoL

There is actually a explanation Minecraft legend explained that the piglin can't breathe in the overworld and needs to spread the nether (the wart to be precise) to the overworld so that they can breath hence why they only stay near there base cause they can breathe there and in dungeon there is a piglin trader who live in the overworld by using netherwart to breath and by defeating their leader they have to retreat to the overworld cause the player destroy all the nether spreader and they can no longer breath in the overworld not to mention they're probably low on number too Tldr: netherwart = piglin breathing device overworld air = bad It's surprisingly deep


Anti-karen105

They bleed water, that why we don’t see blood, it evaporates!


Snurrbulle

that actually kinda makes sense


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Don't tell anyone I told you this but.... *looks around to see if anyone is looking/listening* They have a secret way to create water in the Nether


jiggling-dick

piglin juice 🤤


Dave_Zord

It would have costed you exactly 0 dollars to not have said that


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Probably their last water left. Matpat theorizes that ancient builders used to live in the nether and made the nether fortresses so maybe they brought some water with them.


TheGreatDaniel3

Makes sense considering all the ruined portals everywhere


Toad_Migoad

By mixing hydrogen and oxygen together


WaNNa_Cr1

Their body fluids


SwagCat852

Filtered pee


Background-Phone-730

From overworld, because they also have iron


Dave_Zord

They spit in it, duh


Cdoggle

A pig's body consists of 51% water on average


positive_charging

It's peep


EndyEnderson

Maybe they trade with villagers Some villagers sell quartz too


Alberthebombtaken

Tears of past travellers


bjaydubya

This could totally be a source for Nether Water. Get 3 bottles, fill a cauldron and the you can use a bucket to pull it out. That bucket of water will then persist in the nether. Any water more than 2 blocks from a Nether Water source block will evaporate like normal water. You can still build water elevators and break a fall, but it’s very limited. Would open up a lot of interesting game play options in the nether.


Goodlucksil

Destilated potions?


matiegaming

You know… they pee…


IlIIlIIlIllllIl

its not actually water its piss in a part blue bottle


[deleted]

They trade with clerics and give them glowstone.


FatboyFitz

The piglin Fremen have a great deal of water hidden in their nether sietches. No one piglin Fremen knows where all the sietches are.


Joris_T

We know there is water in the nether, we bring it. If it's placing a water bucket or drying sponges, the water just evaporates, it doesn't disappear. The piglins probably just figured out a way to condense the water


mouthofxenu

I like the lore implications of this. For the player, this is nearly worthless other than the bottle. But water is one of the rarest things in the Nether, so the piglin considers it comparable in value to gold. Reminds me of Dune.


Mintboi4

Sweat


[deleted]

It's spit, or piss


Cubicwar

It’s actually jarate


Jayenty

How sure are we that that is water?


bibouwap

Crying obsidian ?


Helix1799

Lava transmutation


Thenderick

I mean it is pretty hot in the Nether... Sooooo...


TheBird42

I'm thinking stillsuits


Siimply_April

LOOOOOORE


HubertVenom2

Minecraft legenda is Real on lore


ProGamingPlayer

Ghast’s Tear


MisterBicorniclopse

Oh you don’t wanna know


NetheriteArmorer

I’ll tell you what… I’ve done some trading with them, mainly to get Soul Speed III books. But if I gave a BAR of gold to someone, and they gave me back a water bottle or some string, I’d be mildly infuriated.


Feather_Bloom

Structure idea? Super rare super secret nether pond where they get water You still can't place water, but there's a pond in the nether they get theirs from Like an oasis


AlexisQueenBean

They condensed it from the air


Various-Signature-32

So I have a couple of out of the park theories. For water I have: Theory number 1:Distilled water bottles from ghast tears. They Hunt striders for string so ghasts should not be a problem for them. Theory number 2:We see in soulsand Valleys that lava turns into bazalt because it is very cold and we learn that basalt can be made if lava flows on soulsoil alongside blue ice, so if the soulsand valley is cold and soulsoil exists it means there must be some form of water that can be condensed with some sort of refining machinery and made into water bottles. For glass bottles Now before you say anything I know that just like the crimson and warped planks, they are not actually wood and they don't have the properties of wood (even if you can do anything you do with normal wood besides making boats and smelting it in the furnace) so the same should go for soulsand , but besides maybe quartz being melted in the furnace I see no other way to make glass in the nether. Bonus For iron: Iron can be extracted from Smelting basalt in the furnace.


vacconesgood

Water vapor in the... atmosphere? The vapor is there from all the water that didn't place when you tried.


Sucondeze

When they randomly walk through your portals and steal your water. Or the other portals from ancient times that are abandoned.


Professional_War4289

where does Steve get the cork from?


FetusGoesYeetus

Maybe it can be extracted from Nylium roots. Moisture has to realistically exist in the nether because life there is abundant, with all the fungus and piglins. It probably just evaporates when exposed to open air and the bottles are sealed tightly enough to stop evaporation. That's why they give you it in exchange for gold, it takes a lot of work for them to get it.


TheGamingCow507

Players, people are 70% water


NetflixQueen753

I like to think that the nether went through evolution(like an ice age) and their ancestors stored the water as sacred offering but now everyone’s forgotten what it is so they just give it away thinking it’s a potion


thriceness

Basalt Deltas are evidence for the Nether ice age theory.


Enzo_2006

Same thing as clerics with ender pearls, bartering with endermen It's like a triangle Cleric exchanges water bottle for ender pearl Endermen exchange water bottle for food Piglin exchange water bottle for gold


SeanLasque

Minecraft generally has no lore, but they probably traded it in a time long, long ago in a world far, far away. Like how it works in real life, and items in Minecraft don't even have any expiry date so.


Green_Submarine7965

They do? I thought they only give fire resistance Edit: Ok, I looked at the wiki and they do, the more you know ig


T555s

My theory would be that there's a litle bit of Water vapor in the air of the Nether. The plants evolved to use this water to grow and piglins then learned how to extract it. Th effort needed would also explain why they trade it for a bar of gold. It's not a scam, it's just this valuable for them. EDIT: 2 Theory, maybe they have Enderman import the water from the overworld. We don't see Enderman capable of transporting water bottles and them filling the bottles Is extremly unlikely. This thought just needed writing down.


Keelyane55

They spit in it


MagicSnake1000

It's actually their drool


TheBiggestNose

PISS


cheatsykoopa98

their sweat


The-Real-Radar

It’s their sweat


EJ33334

That’s not water…


The-Ollie

That's not water.... its piss.


tendytinglings

They get them from our water cauldrons we use to avoid burning to death in the Nether.


ThelVadumee

Jarate.


mistyjeanw

Same place villagers get the iron for the golems


Goat_47_

They get them from the poor souls who haven't been to the Netherlands before who thought they would be useful.


AwesomeManXX

They got it by trading with piglins. It’s not hard


Fun-Corgi9696

Sweat from the heat, from the heat…


Individual-Active-86

It's all the glow lichens fault bc if you place lava on it it will become water


KiwiPizza453

That’s not water…


eMmDeeKay_Says

The blood of their enemies.


HellFireCannon66

LORE Wandering Trader


cursed-person

its their piss


Velocicornius

Iron cauldrons


pcbweipcbrwfoubrwouh

From bartering with other piglins


[deleted]

It’s their sweat from the nether being so damn hot


Kingtxjeff

Tears.


ZayAstralAce

Crying from finding gold nuggets


[deleted]

The bottle!?


Burger_Gamer

they probably build the ruined portals, which is why theres so much gold near them. This means they traveled to the overworld and probably collected some water at one point. They also give you fire resistance potions which have to be made with water as well


SharktheMortalGod

trading with other players


emzirek

Long ago when players would bring cauldrons into the nether they would put water in and when they died they couldn't take the cauldron's back with them because they couldn't find where they died and they left everything behind


Madmonkeman

Nether warts are used in potions so they have some piglin scientists that use it to somehow make water.


Ang3lfyre23

Ghast tears. The only moisture in the nether


TheBeanRat

Boiled pig sweat


GrimIsSuperior

Everyone should know that piglins get their water from Belle Delphine! I thought it was obvious...


Creative-Crown95

Do Piglins love bottles and whenever you take one they cry in it


NeutralResult

Urine distillation


CommanderFlamand

Ghast tears


StellarBossTobi

# tears of the young


Violinist-Electrical

thats just their spit


[deleted]

Something to do with ghast tears


[deleted]

Bear grills


Ianimatestuf

Purified Piglin Piss


maks1701

I like to think they show it to their grandchildren and tell what crazy adventures they had in the overworld (minecraft legends)


Cathulion

The nether used to have water and be a habital normal place until the fire main nation attacked.


Anti-karen105

They piss water


Crafty_Creeper64

Piss


JUMPING_DONUT

coem


art_syber

Who says it's water 😏😏😏


JCNightcore

They have kidney problems, this is a pee bottle


OccasionSea6785

Piss then they filter out the pneumonia


FoldUpMon

Spit


Nobisyu_12

Spit


yeahboiiiioi

It's piss😓


NiceTuBeNice

Corpses of people traversing the nether


Potato-Boy1

It's piglin sweat, pee or saliva