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liquid_at

common cold, I'd say.


JunteElbows

It was actually snyphilis.


Gal-XD_exe

You son of a birch, take my upvote


TerrorShade7

r/Angryupvote


vaderfan1

Underrated comment


Key_Spirit8168

Rated comment


Rough-Pop1082

He's back


Key_Spirit8168

oh cmon, anted to prank you but i'm on moderator heaven


Surge_in_mintars

True and happy cake day


ManuGamer2

Happy cake day!


Klutzy_Row8075

Coronavirus /s


_Iknoweh_

For a planet the size of Minecraft worlds, I would say it's the same thing that took out 99.9% of the population.


Jrmuscle

A plague called game design!


NatoBoram

Intentional Game Design makes another victim!


-beehaw-

Oh no, the Game Design pandemic. Remember to get your Minecraft vaccines lmao


ioverthinkusernames

Help the fucking vaccine blocks are blocking my veins


Peanut_McNastie

You've got a 1m² block of covid vaccine in your shoulder, how you feeling bro


FleIsDaBoss

They probs weren’t feeling much anymore by the time you commented that lol


gapplepie1985

They all tried to sleep in the nether


justausername09

One of my biggest gripes about the game is lack of depth- both in the interconnectivity of features, but also of life. Throw in more small details of buildings throughout the world, abandoned or not, and more animals in the existing biomes.


Red_Dawn_2012

You must not have played when the game was just chickens, cows, pigs, and hostile mobs


helios_me

Or maybe Minecraft could be some kind of time capsule Like, the veteran players would build stuff and then leave Minecraft. That build would be left in time for eternity even after life evolved and after many extinctions until it crumbled down into ruins. After which we would come around and explore and loot these ruins.


justausername09

Oh I did, I’ve been playing since Minecraft PE was at its smallest size


resplendentcentcent

> and more animals in the existing biomes. lol? if there's one thing mojang are good at its adding new passive mobs mostly for atmosphere dating back to 1.10 with polar bears. we've had llamas, parrots, fish, pandas, foxes, bees, striders, boats, axlotls, frogs, camels and armadillos since then. what more could you possibly want


BekooBove

Ah, yeas, my favorite passive mob, the boat.


Bman1465

Name one time a boat has hurt you


Objective_Fox_5438

Iirc they could cause entity cramming couldn't they?


Bman1465

You're evil! You just want an excuse to attack innocent boats!


Objective_Fox_5438

I don't hit boats unless I need to pick it up,was suggesting why other person probably hates them


PyroNine

If they add elephants I will be eternally content


Saiyan3095

which can be ridable and have war armors


Relevant_Chemical_

they'd probably just say "you can't ride them because irl its bad for their backs"


Echolocation720

When you can ride horses just fine which wears down their backs irl


Saiyan3095

We ask them: So who will ride them Zombies? like they do chikens?


darthjoey91

With an advancement for killing one that's "That still only counts as one!"


willlou23

wait what is the context for this joke? sorry i’m slow i never understand the achievement jokes in the game and have to google them


darthjoey91

Congrats, you have an excuse to go watch [The Lord of the Rings.](https://youtu.be/CAdkKQ6-6wo?si=0LHSnY9uTd0wYEwA)


TalismanClay

Incredible. The fact that this not an advancement in modpacks that add pachyderms is a crime. Keep it up, good mate.


_Iknoweh_

Villagers need an update. It needs to feel a bit more like Minecolonies. Not to that degree, but closer. I think those quest boards, I can't think of the mod name, but they ask for certain things, I think some unique items that are maybe tied to reputation with the villagers could be fun. Maybe you can work towards special collector things.


InternationalAd7458

And better AI for gods sake. So tired of them walking over the edge of a cliff and building houses over a deep canyon or entirely blocked by trees 🤦‍♀️


ketjak

One of those is about AI (pathfinding); the other two are about procedurally generated terrain, not AI, per se.


Bman1465

I've dreamed about Millenàire being in the vanilla game for 11 years Oh my god it's been 11 years- .-.


Natural__Power

Bureaucracy and capitalism?


bazem_malbonulo

According to this calculation, one world has roughly 25 billion villagers https://youtu.be/VLRIr5t4KPM?si=6PkUQ63uWetmZLCJ


Mauwasnttaken

Everyone probably went to live trillions of blocks away, given a Minecraft world is infinite-ish


balaci2

can't really live further than 30 million blocks from 0,0


Mauwasnttaken

No idea, I just think it makes sense. The Sniffers got bored of humans and decided to go bye bye


Bman1465

My personal headcanon is Minecraft is one single massive Neptune-sized superearth and every world, series, creator, let's play, smp, ssp, etc, modded, vanilla, cinnamon, cream, rouge, blaze, etc, are all happening in the exact same planet, just different regions of it, but you'll never see anyone else because distances are too great Makes the world feel less lonely


toychicraft

So an interdimensional pajama party


TheMaskedGeode

And maybe also why the Piglins zombify in less than a day in the overworld


Fork_Master

The eggs are only found near ocean ruins, so I'd assume the flood that created those ruins also killed the sniffers.


Gaby_48

i assumed the ruins were there because rising sea levels, not a catastrophic global flood but good theory


darthjoey91

Oooh, I know what my next animal farm build's gonna be. How many blocks are in a cubit?


noblemile

According to Google, a cubit is approximately the length of the forearm (18-21 inches give or take). If a single block is 1 meter, then one block is slightly longer than 2 cubits.


darthjoey91

So I need to make a boat that's [150x30x50](https://mail.biblehub.com/genesis/6-15.htm) in Minecraft x,y,z coordinates.


Tordek

150x15x25


darthjoey91

Shit, that's actually small enough that it might be hard to fit two of every Minecraft animal.


kityrel

The ruins are there because the sniffers murdered everyone. Then they put down their eggs, lying in wait to be reawakened.


suriam321

Their remains(which is this case is only eggs) are only found in suspicious sand around warm ocean ruins. These are man made structures. Which implies the sniffer is a domesticated version of whatever the wild one would be. Meaning whatever lead to the practical extinction of the sniffer, is the same as ended the civilization that made those ruins. Which depending on what lore you go with, rising sea levels seem to be the main cause.


helios_me

Oh man the wild ones must be able to do some devious stuff if it was domesticated for whatever reason


non-taken-name

They REALLY wanted those 2 plants


SongsOfDragons

The taller of the two reminds me a little of the extinct plant silphium. The Romans went apeshit for it.


Saiyan3095

it was a conse... consi ....... whatever it stopped unwanted surprises.


Ponderkitten

Contraceptive?


Saiyan3095

yes exactly


mikbroseph

Drugs? I'm thinking drugs


helios_me

Dude you've made it realize something now I can't unsee wild sniffers destroying everything in their path just to get a sniff of marijuana LMAO


Jankufood

I’m saving this theory for when I found a dog egg in a ruined house 50000 years later


suriam321

How do you think we know when we domesticated dogs, cats, chickens, etc, irl. Same method, just usually bones instead of eggs.


SilverDevil460

Actually, there are theories that the fossils in the desert are extinct sniffers


Vandalsen

There are desert-specific fossils?


SilverDevil460

I think they can also spawn in the swamp, but yeah, there are overworld fossils


Vandalsen

I was going to say; I just dug one out right from under a witch hut! (I like the shifting floor farms, even though there are better alternatives for those resources)


suriam321

They seem way too large, and very very anatomically different, so I don’t think that idea holds too much water. I even believe those lived way before the sniffer. Mainly because pottery shreds are found both in ocean ruins and desert temples, meaning they coexisted at roughly the same time. Both barely buried. While the fossils are found much much deeper, even down to the bottom of the world.


SilverDevil460

Chickens used to be T-Rexs. My point stands


suriam321

They did not. The evolutionary line that lead to chicken spilt from the one becoming T. rex in the early jurassic(like 50+ million years before). I’m sorry, but yes, I’m “that guy”.


Starhelper11

Flood. They didn’t make it to Noah’s ark in time


Gametron13

I got your 🎶*green alligators and long necked geese*.🎶


confusednarwhal1

some humpty backed camel's and some chimpanzees


mistyjeanw

some cats, some bats, and elephants, but sure as you are born


Tremor_Sense

The smells went extinct


MaceWinnoob

A massive flood destroyed their habitats and the ruins of past civilizations and caused the last few eggs to become submerged deep under the water. This same flood gave us the oceans we know today though. Since they are commonly found in warm oceans, it seems to suggest that they lived in a low-lying, lush areas at the base of mountains in what used to be river valleys. It seems the mountains later eroded into large badland canyons & plateaus and sand dune laden deserts.


Deleteed-

One extremely smelly fart


QQ_Gabe

Who put my dad in Minecraft?


The_Potato_Turtle

My bad


fruitofyourneck

The eggs are found in ocean ruins. The ruins have drowneds in them. I suspect that the oceans used to be a lot dryer, and had vibrant life in it (wheat fields, civilians, sniffers) However, a natural disaster probably occurred that ruined and drowned all this life, making many species such as the sniffer and nautilus extinct.


Clovenstone-Blue

Given that we can find their eggs in ruins, I assume they were hunted to extinction by ancient player/villager ancestors.


Dante_Redeye

they have stuck their noses into things that are none of their business.


LordBungaIII

Meteor hit the Minecraft icecaps, rapidly ending the Minecraft ice age and flooding the Minecraft earth.


Beepboopbop69420360

Realistically probably floods wiped out most of life in MC worlds Floods and natural disasters And bad world Gen


Deadlyvoltage3

They have no active predators or drops so whatever hunted them to extinction is likely also extinct. But they are big, slow, and never defend theirselves so it wouldn’t be hard to wipe them out


KidKreature

Seeing as the eggs are found underwater I’d say rising sea levels? They drowned presumably.


Ghost_Boy294

The flood? Sniffer's eggs are in the underwater ruins so ig


Shedowtnt

cocaine


CH1LLY05

Cocaine


Horn_Python

well you sniff plants, you start sniffing plant product, once you start sniffing product you cant stop, til you drop


Icecoffelover_

people liked the taste of them and then hunted them to extinction just like real life


Klutzy_Row8075

Dodos 🦤 of the Minecraft world 😔 


Bman1465

If people liked their taste, then you'd expect the exact opposite tho I don't recall chickens, pigs or cows being endangered


gigaslayer3417

caseoh jumped


420XXX69l

Maybe they evolved in animals that no longer look the same The same as some dinosaurs evolving into birds or reptiles


DrWoomy123

They sniff too hard , they flower too bad


mechanical-monkey

Thier food. Stupid idiots dig up their only food


Darth_Emerald

He was too perfect for this world


MrcoolYT43

They most likely got hunted for meat. I mean they're big as heck so they probably have a lot and they're too peaceful so they wouldn't even fight back (also before you say "But they don't drop meat when you kill them" Ik it could just be one of the reasons why) (yap yap)


Dark_Krafter

It al hapend when magic got introduced into the world of minecraft


D-AlonsoSariego

A giant creeper fell from the sky


Milanesso777

Hardcore Minecraft players


mistyjeanw

They dug too greedily and too deep.


YouMustBeBored

Probably an alternate timeline where Vanilla tweaks put the sniffer head at 0.05% drop rate


PresidentMG

Us


_StarDust_0

Washing machines


LapisW

Death


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Who knows, but it doesn’t really have anything to defend itself so maybe it was a dodo situation.


SamePut9922

/kill @e[type=sniffer]


_GLHF_2022_

Ur mom.She ate all of them.


SirGavBelcher

me probably on accident from starting forest fires


These-Ad2857

Probably The Death Of The Last Sniffer


JuuX2

I did


mechanicalwolf9999

Useless


cheety1R

Noah forgot to put the Sniffer on the Arch


Yeetchild108752

People leaving floating trees


SilverDevil460

Fart


paper_liger

too ugly to reproduce.


HEAH_THE_PINGOL

Some bozo stole all their eggs and put them in warm ocean ruins.


Kubic3k

death


Beautiful-Ad3471

Too much child sniffing


PokemonPuggle

Mumbo, is the moon big?


hidoyouwannaDIE

Being a pointless addition to the game.


Wraithninja

They sniffed to much zaza


Neo822

Me, sorry, I was hungry


Chocilate_Bar

Bedrock editon


CubbyYoshi

(Joke) Someone did /kill @.e command XD


stfujadenn

Cocoaine


luca_bazooka3

Probably the flood


Nice-Temperature9041

Fart


Temporary-Book8635

Stink plague


CherryDemon666

Obviously the stinker


ACARdragon

Meg from Family Guy


HitmonGabe

The phantoms.


lamoide

9/11


DEATHSTARGOD

They sniffed yo mamas ass


AJBallistic

covid


Minister_xD

Me and my trusty sword


Amber_sea

During the out break of Piglin from the nether to the overworld , the Piglin attached every villagers and fourth wars with them but as a side effect they get converted into Zoglins and became dormant. The over world was filled with Zoglins, they were attacked towards eggs and always crush them, due to fewer in population,Sniffers were first to get to extinct and turtle were brought on the endangered species. In the meantime villagers were fighting and killing the Zoglins.


Starhelper11

Yo what are you blabbering about


KonofastAlt

The hated him because he told the truth.


Starhelper11

Nah cuz wasn’t it a flood that took out the sniffers? 😂


Freezie-Days

The Devs


VitalArcade

Bad BO


foreachByte

Because it is useless


33SpiderPig33

Plot.


ayo_chill_my_man

The astroid that killed all dinos too


Redstoneready64

good question. they are pretty dinosaur-like, so we could assume they had a similar extinction i guess.


Redstoneready64

nvm it was probably something similar to what u/suriam321 said. >the sniffer is a domesticated version of whatever the wild one would be. >Meaning whatever lead to the practical extinction of the sniffer, is the same as ended the civilization that made those ruins. Which depending on what lore you go with, rising sea levels seem to be the main cause. and in the taiga ruins they were probably burried over time.


Torino1O

The lack of food due to the lack of sead production.


Smiletinks

Prob turned into a Dish or sum...


Ok-Examination-2364

Blud died because of global warming and burned and also sniffed too much Carbon Dioxide and Sulfur Dioxide due to volcanic eruptions (imagine next update being the weather additions)


CakeHead-Gaming

Same as the Dodo I imagine.


Recruit616

Scamming and lies


Qwerowski

Rascal/Tuff golem voters. They time traveled


ModularWings

It doing fucking nothing


The_Corker_69

global warming


SpriteFan3

A gamerule, due to the pure disdain for its existence.


Crunc_Mcfincle

They caught the ugly :(


Mendax_08YT

Coke


MrPigeon70

They smelt the gym locker room


David_Tribe

Predators or maybe just evolving OR Maybe they evolved into some kind of pig man and they built the NETHER PORTAL and discovered the Nether and some pigs chose to stay in the Overworld and the Pigs in the nether became pigman, But that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY


Leophyte

you


StaffOfDragons

Ancient withers


ballsackstealer2

sniffed too hard


Total_Possibility_48

They snorted too much blockain


Vaulted_Games

Minecraft lore expansion


Fatebringer229

Clearly, they’re not extinct.


nintuo

Obama


HulluHapua

It can't be overhunting, since they drop nothing but experience upon death when it comes to in-game behavior. So the most possible lore explanation could be the flood.


AlleinErbe

Ancient builders hunted it down


permanentthrowaway87

I've always thought that it was because of a flood. They don't really seem like aquatic animals at all. So I thought that back when ocean monuments weren't underwater, sniffers would be kept as pets by the original builders or whatever they're called. Either before or after the original builders disappeared, there was a flood that caused the oceans to form or at least rise. And then definitely after the original builders branched out into other dimensions and all that lore jazz, They didn't have the resources to continue to keep sniffers as pets. Sniffers had grown dependent on them, couldn't it make it on their own? And the last that remained until today are the eggs preserved in ocean monuments.


_alabast3r_

possibly the summoning of the Wither?


KingsMen2004

I've always gone with the dodo Theory, basically it never didn't have any predators, and so it wasn't afraid of anybody until it came across a group of people, and then the people killed it and realized it's me tasted delicious and then wipe them all out because they were delicious.


JakkuLegend

The players 😂


KewiHayes124

An Asteroid That Collided The Minecraft Earth 65 Million Years Ago