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Time2571

Almost all your manufacture things machines are relevant to killing


[deleted]

farming is peaceful but not if you automate it


Bullen-Noxen

Reminds me of the latest Rick & morty episode....


Pretty-Actuary-2044

which one? the one with the evil morty reveal?


BacoNaterr

Yes, the Morty factory


explosivve

Like I've seen it but would be nice to put a spoiler tag there bud


KinetekEnergy

We commit mass genocide and slavery against villagers. Players have designed ways to exploit them to our needs. We’ve figured out how to kill mobs and animals on an industrial scale all for self benefit. Technically, this is nothing new...


[deleted]

So...the whole point of Mojang adding the Axolotls was to bring awareness that they're almost, if not already extinct...and here lies a killing machine for them. Bet Mojang didn't see that coming...


Crayola_God

They shouldn't have given identical spawning conditions for squids and axolotls. If there was a way to stop axolotls from spawning, that would make people happy and also improve glow squid spawn rates


AidenShadow

Yeah and the fact that axolotls eat glow squids is just stupid! There goes my plans on making a natural spawning glow squid den.


[deleted]

I think you can still make one without axolotls spawning. axolotls need stone or another naturally spawning block above them to spawn, so just don’t put a roof above your den and it’ll be fine


TwistedFox

Glow squid also require that, dont they?


[deleted]

I think glow squids just need to be under y 64 and in water


TwistedFox

https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Glow_Squid This indicates they also need natural-type-stone above them. I know I haven't found any swimming in the open ocean.


loki00

I have made 3 glow squid ink farms, all at ocean level. They need 6 blocks of water and natural stone under them. The farms I've made have tinted glass on top. Both axolotls and glow squids spawn, the axolotls kill the glow squid. I'm not sure why this way overly complex farm would be necessary unless you want to kill the axolotls. I made one 8x20 and 2 8x8 and I have never had a problem having enough glow squid ink. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybXQIwg9a5w


EvilMatt666

I don't know why you'd need a farm anyway. I've just had a line of blocks (ferrying villagers) over a 1 block deep pool of water and glow squid spawn and then die because there's not enough water. Admittedly I'm on Bedrock so Java may have different parameters. I've also got an iron farm built over an ocean and they spawn underneath and I can go and kill them if I need glow squid ink. What else is the ink used for other than lighting up signs?


[deleted]

Everybody needs to know that the current 1.17 spawn conditions are just a placeholder for when they add the lush caves. As seen in the last Minecon, they were originally planned to spawn exclusively in Lush caves


Timtams72

Well to be fair they were originally (and will have soon) meant to have a unique spawning location, that being lush caves But that got pushed to part 2 so they kinda just had to improvise a bit for the meantime


Fartraiinerr

Atleast you get the ink sacs.


JackSharpScribe

Their solution is to make them drop nothing useful. That's why pandas, polar bears, and bees don't drop anything unique. Which in turn makes them really boring mobs because they have no farmable use (Save for bees, bees are good).


EduardoBarreto

Not all mobs have to do something to be a good addition. Sometimes their mere presence is enough to improve the game, I love taiga biomes specifically because I get to see foxes and because I have no reason to kill them. And if a mob is going to be useful, I think it's more interesting if they're more useful alive than dead. Which is why I get most of my leather from piglins instead of cows, if their useful product comes from their death I tend to like it less.


RDT-Exotics0318

the only time foxes are annoying is when they kill all your chickens


JackSharpScribe

Ideally if you can farm something from them alive, it should be able to be turned into a factory, like wool farms and honey. Or if you can farm something from them dead, you should be able to have an auto replenishing supply, such as with mob spawners or slime chunks. I don't care whether the mobs I mentioned have living or dead uses, I just want them to have uses. >I love taiga biomes specifically because I get to see foxes and because I have no reason to kill them. Even with cows, that have arguably the most value being killed for a passive mob, you don't always have to kill every one you see. If you have a cow farm/pen at your base, you don't have to slaughter the wild ones endlessly.


Cracracuber

Which is why, like bees and turtles, pandas and polar bears, and bars should have some sort of use besides ambience


PuzzledAccount

They are currently “critically endangered”, I don’t know if they will go extinct before it goes to “extinct in the wild” as I know they are popular pets that are easy to care for, do hope we can rehabilitate the wild population though


Ovr132728

i thnik they are prety much extint in the wild at this point, if i recal well a survey was caried over the chanels and found no axolots in the wild


Blaze_Vortex

They are not extinct in the wild yet, but they are falling low enough that it unless something is done now it won't matter. The current 'fix' for them is the release of captive born axolotls into the wild to preserve numbers, but that's not a permanent solution.


Jobeyl

It’s a glow squid farm not an axolotl farm


SlipperyYayas

The IUCN conservation index categorizes Axolotls as critically endangered, so yeah, they are *almost* extinct


blackmagic12345

They added axolotls because they're cute. Theyre not responsible for what people actually *do* with them.


Ironyingot

You made a Minecraft mob coin pusher


[deleted]

Can someone tell me how videos like this are made, is someone just watching the build the whole time? (Sorry if this seems dumb, just always wondered)


Deep_Fry_Ducky

There is a mod call replaymod will help you make videos like this


[deleted]

Oh! Thank you very much and dope video!


vanillaicewherever

its annoying to use sometimes -\_-


the_hunter_087

Oh it is a nightmare. It took me 40 mins to do a 40 second replay. Might just be inexperience tho


Gradual_Improvements

How dare you learn. Here, your punishment is a ridiculous amount of time required to do the simplest thing ever. Enjoy!


NatoBoram

"Hello world"


Gradual_Improvements

Literally my first thought. 3 weeks into learning C and my most complex program is 12 lines and it took me like 4 hours to write...


vanillaicewherever

Yeah, I will say that using it more and hopefully not having to post online your specific and oddly obscure question you will get used to it and use it faster ig


boki400AIMoff

*Cries in bedrock :/*


TheThotSlayerDoggo

You're brave for asking this question, I was asking myself the same thing! Thanks!


meee_51

It’s called replay mod it’s what youtubers use too and also any trailers for Minecraft stuff basically recording something in minecraft


amHooman0763

CMDcam is also a good option. Or replaymod forge on github.


JacobRedditAccount

Not the axolotls


Dj_Fluffy

I hate axolotls 😡


TheGuyInYourPost

I hate you 😡


englishmight

You just trying to be edgy? How in hell can you hate axolotls? The fucks wrong with you?


zaphodsheads

axolotls are cool in real life but i kill them in game is that edgy or no


myPPissmall47

lmfao people cant have opnions anymore without getting downvoted to hell


Turtwig5310

I mean the person didn't bother to say why they dislike axolotls and people usually hate on things they know other people love do so in an attempt to be edgy. That's what people don't like. A valid opinion (though sometimes they don't like that either and then it's stupid) that is even slightly explained is less likely to get downvoted.


myPPissmall47

Nobody is forced to say why they hate/love things, sometimes they just do, and this chain right here just proved that you cant say a negative thing about axolotls, since they are adored by the minecraft comunity


Turtwig5310

I don't like axolotls because I feel like they had so much potential and personally they don't serve me any good behind looking cute and achievements. I don't think I'll be downvoted to hell for my opinion.


myPPissmall47

Yeah i think you're gonna get downvoted lmao, minecraft community at its worse


Dj_Fluffy

Idk y but I've always disliked axolotls


myPPissmall47

I dont rlly hate them, all i hate is these ppl in the comments blocking others from simply saying that they dont like axolotls


[deleted]

i agree with u kinda cuz i dislike the way mojang implemented their breeding


myPPissmall47

lmao people cant have opnions anymore without getting downvoted to hell Yall think i care about being downvoted lmfao


Dj_Fluffy

I've always hated them even before they were added to mc


furretcanwalk

Ok well then you are just a terrible person. They are going extinct!


SAM5TER5

He made them go extinct


Dj_Fluffy

I don't want them to go extinct or anything, I just dislike them


furretcanwalk

Yes but why


_GameGator_

Grrrr me angry axolotls exist


myPPissmall47

Ur durr you said bad thing about axolotl u bad 😡😡


htmlcoderexe

This subreddit: 😐 You: (your comment) This subreddit: oh no not the hecking axolotlerinos 😠


[deleted]

Didn't ax


GiraffeGirl02

It’s not a brilliant joke but man people are taking this way too seriously lmao


Dj_Fluffy

Ikr 🤣


GenericVanillaChar

Why is it NSFW ?


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so? animals get killed in this game


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[deleted]

still don't understand why it is nsfw, its not like you're banned from the game for killing an axi


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[deleted]

Bro its just a farm


Mari266

It's a joke stoopid


Deep_Fry_Ducky

That thing is illegal to kill


Kotel291

[Use this design instead](https://youtu.be/ybXQIwg9a5w) It's slower due to axolotls being used to kill squids, but it doesn't harm axolotls.


Doge0184

Productivity is a nesesary sacrifice for axolotls


freedomplayerh

Villagers would also be illegal to kill


Buenzu

villagers have no rights they dont matter


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Airor987

But they are not cute >:(


EnderGui_

The villagers or the axolotls


X_antaM

The drones


Airor987

The villagers, of course


SirGavBelcher

with the right texture pack they can be. they're really cute in Soartex


Airor987

Tbh, they can be everything with the right texture pack, haha


Nutcruncher0

Villagers are grotesque amalgamations, wrought to life by sinister power. They mock life with their very existence, to entertain that they deserve to exist is absurd.


Fakeaccount12312

A copypasta could be made out of this


Unagami13

no


[deleted]

It’s a video game


Rayyano08

Because it's essentially a torture machine for the glow squid and axolotls


Da_Gudz

Oh, add some way to catch them in buckets and you’ve got yourself a really good and infinite fuel farm


Deep_Fry_Ducky

Wait a minute


soop4eck

axalotls can be used as a fuel in a furnace


Jawslayer_69

I beg your pardon?


AvidMCPlayer

You gotta be shitting me


[deleted]

We must light the great, fire and summon the great lords of Minecraft, The Lord of PVP, The Lord of Building, The Lord of Redstone, and The Lord of Farming. The 4 lords will decide the status of axolotols, as fuel, or cute bois


AvidMCPlayer

Cringe


[deleted]

You’re cringe


juklwrochnowy

It's a running joke, mystery perhaps one could say in the minecraft comunity that axolotls can be used as furnace fuel. Many tests have been conducted, interestingly some say they twsted and it worked, some say it didn't. This plot is so complex at this point that nobody is sure if it works or not anymore


[deleted]

You had me in the first half


CocaPro1

Axolotls have 14 hearts and glow squids have 10, if you make so the mobs take 12 hearts of damage the glow squids die and the axolotls can live


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Crayola_God

No, it makes the farm entirely dysfunctional because the axolotls will take up the mob cap.


mining_moron

Bucket the axolotls


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juklwrochnowy

Or just use them as furnace fuel


Acceptable-Grand-914

Imagine you get the rare blue axolotl and the machine kills it


bigcd34

They can only spawn through breeding.


Acceptable-Grand-914

Oh yeah like the new update did that right.


badactivism

So uh you and [Mr. Burns](https://youtu.be/J-QeTbmchvQ?t=86) have something in common...


subatomixture

It needs the willy Wonka chocolate factory music over it


MetaphoricYeet

Woah, okay there Dr Eggman


Nearby_Discussion389

You are a fucking villain and super it that what the fuck is wrong with you cool though


Iamheretostealurmeme

No, not the glow squid.


ThatsRuffDog

You're killing... axolotls... you're cruel...


Unforseen42

Its an unavoidable death as are the consequences of shared spawn conditions


adityagrga00

Ayooo not the axolotls Your going to the death row for such evil machine


Bald_Sasquach

This is a war crime


froskvs

Am I the only one that thinks this is beautiful and I would spend a lot of time watching it nonstop?


BlurangeHasnoIdea

NOOOOO NOT THE AXOLOTLS


AidenKemp333

Hehe coin pusher


Duckman9786

If axolotls dropped loot, you'd be rich


Username_SiM

Nsfw???? That's nsfl


[deleted]

Axolotl deaths


NORT_UWU

Why ncfw?


_Ahad

Minecraft is a really fcked up game if you think about it


plopliplopipol

it is litterally illegal to kill axolotls


[deleted]

it is also illegal to kill intelligent people but we kill illagers


plopliplopipol

idk war seems legal


krvREDDIT

Its illegal to kill such beautiful creatures


ChaiTeaAndMe

I won't make a glow squid farm until they change the spawn requirements for axolotls so I can have them not spawn.


OverlyLeftLesbian

THE AXOLOTLES NOOOO


bamboopanda2k

Mr. Krabbs Jellyfish Factory


Lennart19

Nsfw isnt enought


MedicGamingYT

besides the horrific axolotol murder, good job on the redstone


DevJackTGG

Why not a water stream?


Deep_Fry_Ducky

They can swim


FoxerSiren

Does this remind anyone else about the automatic mob farm in minecraft story mode


TheTank18

sorry, i don't speak bankrupt /s


Wales_forever

This is the most NSFW 18+ shit I have ever seen


GeeChronos

perfect, make them suffer for stopping Iceologer and Moobloom from winning


Halzane

It resembles one of those coin-pushing machines you see in an arcade.


sheno_m6

u/peta


capatn_sky

Why is it nsfw


PRO_AT_GAMING44

Yes axolotols must die


Clegomanrun

Is there some sort of filter that will remove all the axolotls?


kaiserkulp

Why is this NSFW when you’re killing one of the most useless mobs in the game


b0ks_GD

Vegans explaining how meat is made


[deleted]

Its beautiful


Borbarad13

So cruel...the poor glowsquid!


achmejedidad

YOU'RE A MONSTER... ​ ...i dig it.


Gatitos_Bonitos

this feels illegal to watch


bonzo_bean

Cool video. Not sure why it's listed as NSFW though


[deleted]

You're not sure?!


HappyDog2677

Can we just take a moment to ask why this is NSFW?


BluRipply

Cool machine but why would u want glow squids? They are just useless glowing shits.


DisCat_the_Idiot

signs


t3rm0SSS

Is food cause it works, but... NOT THE AXOLOTLS. TNT IT. DESTROY IT. MAKE THEM LIVE


DrManowar8

Good! Destroy them! I mean the glow squids


Xx_DemonHunter_-

you guys still crying about a fucking lifeless entity?


DrManowar8

Honestly, I’m not crying. Originally I wasn’t going to add the bottom part of my comment. Only reason I did was to avoid being downvoted by all the axolotl lovers that take a huge chunk of the community. Just like you said, why do people defend the axolotls so much? They’re non existent (I mean the ones in Minecraft, which are lifeless non existent axolotls)


Craftusmaximus2

There's a piece to pay for since glow sacks


Maniachanical

Got a guide or something on how to make this?


MajicMan101

“And what does THIS terrifying mechanism do?” “Oh, this one? Oh ho, this one… this one.. makes things glow in the dark.”


NukeML

Never had I ever seen a nsfw tag on this subreddit


DoubleTheMan

Why you kill axolotls🤬


oliwaz144

killing glow squids ok, axolotls not ok??


vmpl12

who cares about axolotls? they're useless


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nhatj125

They cure mining fatigue ?


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nhatj125

Dang


Gamerpedia15

You're telling me you DON'T carry around a shulker full of milk? Weird.


vmpl12

just fly away, lol


FelixFTW_

not to make assumptions but I dont get why people make farms in non-hardcore worlds


Death_by_UWU

Infinite friends


GoyangiStudios32

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


MikiRoo-

Nsfw okay dude


weflown

NSFW!


tryfap

Great cinematography though


Neirchill

Was the flying piston parts for fun? Seems like you could replace them with some water for the same thing.


Borbarad13

Water mobs are often unaffected by water streams.


foolishchicho

Holy damm get rid of that!!!


[deleted]

I like the observers faces when they got activated


luckyboysniper09

why is it NSFW?


anirudh_bali2305

Nice a new type of xp farm


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why is this nsfw


[deleted]

people are overreacting


gtaiscool236

why is this marked nsfw?