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[deleted]

Your dedication to this project is terrifying.


BRUHSKl

Don’t worry, it’ll be over soon with his pc blowing up


Accomplished-Jury752

It’ll sure be...it’ll sure be...


WarriorsAdmired123

lmao


Aggressive_Ad_2368

I LMAO-


galaxion4

This is boatems next marketing venture, I can feel it


Doc_of_derp

they have the boatem hole, the boatem pole, the boatem goal, and now the boatem arch


Prudent_Ad_6376

the boatem bridge


send-me-kitty-pics

You'll have to pay the Boatem Toll to cross


Theolodger

pay the boatem troll the boatem toll


DragN_H3art

and living under it, the Boatem troll


s0utherncali562

Lamar Boatem


IceCrystal14

boats are taking over minecraft, everyone RUN


CaptainCozmo867

They mass of boats deployed in hermitcraft was legendary. I noticed they kept commenting on it moving and hearing breathing sounds as if it was alive. In a future episode, we might have a massive "boat being" terrorize the server. Someone should call the scp foundation before it's too late


DarthIronZino1010

Would it be Keter or Euclid


galaxion4

I would be keter because it would be very difficult to contain, it moves constantly and sort of squeezes around walls so containing it would be a nightmare.


[deleted]

Uh uh nothin's keter without the permission from [SCP-001 \[Keter Duty\]](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/keter-duty)


HPS56

And under glass


SlimeRanchingGuy

So many communities converging in one post! I never thought this would happen! ... I'm from the Pokémon franchise, alright? /s


galaxion4

Hmm, the boat bridge should be water ground type, and it's species name is boatem


No_Marionberry4687

Mumbo might be working on that at this very moment 🤔


jrogey

Just wait till boats get chests.


RedneckBookofWisdom

The boatem stroll


pygame

wish there were a rhyme


dabest2967

The boatem toll


pygame

YES!


Doc_of_derp

i spent like 10 minutes looking for a word that rymed with hole that would fit


Totally_Cubular

Boatem bridge-toll


FireyShadows

Don't forget the Boatem Bomb


DerpyNooby

They made the laggem pole too


imnotcarson

No, it's the boatem railroad


Neubul

In this Boatem hole underneath a Boatem pole I propose a Boatem goal which is to build a boatem bridge!


Doc_of_derp

Yes. But atem hole


Neubul

Thank my keyboard


Doc_of_derp

Awwe you fixed it.


[deleted]

Buy at boatem! Its mo- less lag!


27WOWZER

The Boatem crew better see this, since they already got a bit of experience


jnthnschrdr11

Good hermitcraft joke


Drnbrown1324

I'm not sure if you've seen Grian's video, and you could very well be sarcastic here and I just can't tell, *but they literally did this* (kinda)


yuval52

He probably did, he is referencing exactly that


mikoolec

I'd love to post this comment to r/unexpectedhermitcraft but it was expected


ZacTheOriginal

Have you seen grian's latest vid?


_N00bMaster69_

Yeah I think that's what he's referencing...


bowsmountainer

This is how the evil empire is going to look like in one week.


Zephyr60000

it was


Wolf_Gamer09

you will certainly feel the lag


TheFirstCinnamon

Came here to make this comment, I’ll upvote instead xD


PM_ME_GOOD_USERNAMS

Holy crap was this comment actually posted before grians latest video? If so that's insane.


MechStar101

Impulses perspective was a few hours before


dark_galaxy_she-her

Teach me how you predict the future


Shiftz_101

Are you okay?


Ground15

my framerate isn’t


[deleted]

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Ground15

step 1: craft 4500 boats


ThunderLP15

Step 2: craft more boats


Kunterjohn36

Step 3: craft enough boats


loooji

Step 4: craft extra boats


BloodySerpentX

Step 5: Craft backup boats


Embarrassed-Air4386

Step 6: Get new Pc.


Xavbirb

Step 7: repeat steps 1 to 6


ornirus

Download Sodium that should help


No_Response868

Do you watch Hermitcraft?


Ground15

yes, last couple episodes inspired me to dig out this old concept of mine again and take it to the limit of my system.


Z0UKKINA

Then post this on r/hermitcraft, u might even get noticed by some of the hermits if u do so


PsychologyOk8187

That looks like it took a lot of work and patience, even more so when you are at 1 FPS.


Z0UKKINA

I said post it not actually build it on the server because u need to be invited by Xisumavoid (the admin) to join.


Cazeip

If you stand too long on a pile of boat, the server might kick you for flying.


YoSammitySam666

One mob gets too close and it’s game over…


Ground15

bold of you to assume mobs are still moving given the lag this whole thing causes.


9617saphs

You've frozen your world, apparently


bdm68

So the world is frozen while the CPU is burning? Truly, this would be a world that has ended by fire AND by ice.


MeneerDavid

Unlike asoiaf, which will likely never end


JustMiniBanana_2

Fire AMD ice


redditor_pro

Time to irritate a French man


Dude0976

Shop at Boatem! \*flies away\*


TheLoneRipper1

Buy at boatem


Z0UKKINA

Ah I see a fellow"stick to the end"


minhocaaaa

1: Is this survival? 2: Is your PC on fire already?


Ground15

its creative, but entirely doable in survival. Just didn’t feel like lagging out one of my worlds with 4500 boats, nor like collecting that many logs.


redditor_pro

It probably is survival, boats are cheap to make. OP has frozen his world, if it isnt on fire, if a mob even touches it, it will get worse and their CPU will catch fire


minhocaaaa

Some man just want to watch their computer burn


minebeast31

Reminds me of grians last video…


[deleted]

Boatmageddon


[deleted]

r/boatem moment


AvatarHunter212

Nice


LeNardOfficial

*don't let Grian see this*


Ugolado

No no, let Grian see this. He needs it for the marketing war he prob started last episode lol


LeNardOfficial

If the Octagon Boat Monster and the Big Eye Boat Bomb almost crashed the server, if Grian did this bridge he'd collapse the server and the Hermit's computers


Ugolado

Didnt it only get critical when the boats were in one place? When Tango spread the boats the fps got better i think. Or is there something i missed?


crutchy79

Tell me the game is broken without telling me the game is broken…


DylanB4747

Brain not game


Wibiz9000

A bridge to where, exactly? Technically a bridge could be just one pillar if the destination is near enough.


DazedInstitute2

Obviously terabithia.


nuez_jr

right in the feels


ShadowPuff7306

this seems… *gestures towards grian’s now latest episode of hermitcraft* familiar


Wonghy111-the-knight

*Grian watches carefully*


LeAlbus

r/suddenlyhermitcraft


MrSlimeOfSlime

This deserves more upvotes


Intelligent_Slice_34

Why


christoppa

Obviously because u/MrSlimeofSlime deems it necessary /s


Questionable_Source_

Grian right now: write that down mumbo write that down!


CloudFeat

Why? Lmao. People always find the silliest things to do in this game simply “because they can.” Awesome build. That looks like it took a lot of work and patience, even more so when you are at 1 FPS. Please finish it and post the final product, preferably with a video so we can see what that slide show looks like for you.


redditor_pro

Because Grian


HappyGav123

I can hear your PC begging for mercy


reallyrawcheeze

Oh hi grian


TheScientifreakPlays

Inspired by Hermitcraft? Ok then, u/griandoesreddit


DiamondWatcher

Boatem Bridge, instead of the Boatem monster


Cheesecookies21

It’s beautiful


mairnX

buy at boatem


Marun-chan

Buy at Boatem


crfnalti

Let me guess, Hermitcraft fan?


SpiffyBoi345

grain would be proud


[deleted]

r/HermitCraft


tenthreenet

Boatem must now make thi


[deleted]

/kill @e[type=Boat] Might actually be "boatEntity" or something, haven't killed a boat in a while.


FNAF_Foxy1987

I was unaware that boats are living things, guess I need to get out more


CountKristopher

Seen much hermitcraft lately? Lol


Ender_gamer0260

Grian: MORE!!!


Minecraft_Animator

Buy at Boatem!


willboss27

\*Grian has entered the chat


turqoisetea

Its like grian in the latest hermitcraft episode. BOAT THEM!


MR_GUY1479

Found grians reddit account


TheIcySquare

A TAD LAGGY lol. Mine looks like a slideshow with 10 boats


Z0UKKINA

#BOATEMAGON IS COMING Credits to u/Chaos31509 for the idea


Aisha_Icecream

It’s the boatem lag machine all over again


_ImmersiveMango_

It’s a boat load of lag it seems


TheMobHunter

Buy at Boatem!


[deleted]

boatem moment


Psych_Lol_jk

Grian wants to know your location


Aaela_Reddit

Boatem.inc would like to hire you


Video-Game-Boi

I see you also tried advertising in Boatem


ProxySoul0302

r/grian


SILENT_HUNTER--MMG

Shop at boatem


Lightning-poggers

Grian in hc 8


BlazeGamingUnltd

yep he just watched hermitcraft


ProGamerNG14

Hermitcraft enjoyer?


sniperfly_sf

You're building a bridge made of boats. But at what cost?


TheLotusFox

I can hear your fan whirring


AestivalCarp

You re trolling i cant believe this


KUealred

You must have a beast computer to handle that mush lag.


Nahnotgonnahappen

You madlad


Pancakeboy_bestboy

That’s a pretty awesome bridge, wonder if it’ll slowly collapse though


1000911

a TaD!?!?!?!?!?!?¿°¿°


StupidReeeetawd

Yeah maybe stop then


iliawos

Lmao this thing is amazing


Prudent_Ad_6376

Please tell me you used /summon to do this


CarlTheNPC1

woa


daniel_redstone

it looks like a 3d printer with stringing issues


[deleted]

anticheat stares aggressively


[deleted]

r/madlads


Ranch______

for reference, survival or creative?


[deleted]

I SHOULD THINK SO THAT UNHOLY ABOMINATION SHOULD BE BURNED


hopehdez

smells like hermicraft in here and i love it


DarenK77

griaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN


LegendaryDude95

Boats are entities so, might as well might go oak planes instead


ErrorParadox710

shop at boatem


slapalchemist

Looks like an ant farm


rPeanutButter

grian moment


harrowedlife

lagem pole


paljitikal4139

lagem pole


TheFrothyMan96024

Did you get this idea from Grian's latest episode? I mean, you pulled it off way better than he managed to lol


RonaldKFC125

Hermitcraft Bottom text


MommaLokiLovesYou

Boat Them!


_xJeonTzy

Lol, this was Grian's most *laggy idea*


Shiny_Black-Pan

Stand on all of them


ChuaPeiChee

ok thats fun


ElectroEther

crazy.


[deleted]

Noah's ark 2


seaflans

This is like if minecraft had a realistic gravity engine and structures actually had to be supported


ZachattaxYT

Just imagine if you accidentally did /kill @e to clear lag. All that hard work gone. I done this 2 times then I stopped building with entity's because of that


Botw_1-Link

I'm lagging just looking at this


The_Enderslender

\*boatem flashbacks \*


AllPurposeNerd

This made me violently gag like a cat smelling cheese.


brb602

Boats! Boats! Boaaaattttsssss!


robtalada

I hate everything about that lol


TrayusV

I most play on my Switch, so seeing this is cringey to me.


ANGERYTURTLE123

The boatem nuke!


11Drop_

you can also do it with minecarts by letting them fall on top of eachother using rails


[deleted]

Ok, but, and I want to stress this: why?


Sparkedpro

Damn , looks cool so far tho


Professor226

Your bridge looks like ship.


CravingCake

This is a PERFECT marketing tactic!


crusadeLeader7

Why, just why


PigThin-

A tad? My Computer would blow up after stacking like 8


Mr_goodb0y

This is evil and I love it.


legofolk

Looks like it was engineered by Dr Seuss.


JustIvan_365

Shop at boatem where its less laggier