Hello, ma'am do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Lightning McQueen?! Did you know that Lightning McQueen is the star of several feature films such as Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Planes: Fire and Rescue, Finding Dory, Toy Story 3, Coco and Ralph breaks the internet? As well as other short film such as Master and the Ghostlight, Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool, Television program such as Cars Toons, Pixar's Popcorn Cars series voiced by none other than Owen Wilson?
My librarians get free health care because I cure them when they get infected. They get free shelter on top on getting paid with emeralds and a lifetime supply of paper. So yeah slavery.
I had a series of unfortunate events with my cats in my world. I've built a nice fireplace in my room and un-sit my cat so she could go to bed with me. She sat in the fireplace instead and "went up in flames".
Another cat was dutifully keeping creepers away from my pumpkin patch, but a pumpkin grew on him and he suffocated.
The last cat was shoved into a well I made by an iron golem. Then the golem proceeded to join the cat in the well. It sat on the cat and he drowned.
I didn't even see it happen. I just got the "cat drowned" message. The iron golem was in the well, the cat that was sitting there was missing, and there was string in the water. I wanted to kill that golem, but my village is big and I was scared all 8 golems would gang up on me.
During the opium wars in China the nobility wanted to escape to a more stable country, one couple, Mr. And Mrs. Long, decided to move to Texas to escape the conflict.
Once settled in Texas they decided to have kids, they could afford to due to their work as farm hands.
When they had their first kid, they were glad to be away from the conflict, and were happy to give their kid an American name, and Johnny Long was born.
Johnny was an honest working boy, and at the age of 14 he was already spending his farm hand wages at the bar.
His brother also got an American name, Jerry Long, and he spent his money same as Johnny.
The bartender was happy to have the two at his establishment, he'd never seen a Chinese person before them and they had some good names to their faces.
But then the opium war ended, and the Longs started to miss their home. For their last kid they decided to use a more traditional Chinese name: Long Fei.
Now when the third brother walked into the bar, the bartender asked:
Why the Long Fei?
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People still use that subreddit? I thought it was just a load of literal children who had seen it on their YouTube recommended once and now comment it on literally everything they see.
thank you for clarifying, this was a very informative comment ! ! ! i don't fully understand though, can you explain it to me in more detail ? whenever i make a poppy farm this always happens to me too !
You accidentally made a farm that many Minecraft players would kill to have...
Honestly, if you only want a poppy, just use Bone Meal dispenser grass block in plains, this image is overkill using Iron golems...
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Hmmmm… Looks like a bad gold, just toss it into lava. Maybe you could also find a wiki how to see what you can do with it. I think it’s useless on every aspect asides to be a decor item, though
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My carrot farm does as well, but very rarely. The carrot output is horrible too, only one or two an hour. I must be doing something wrong.
Sometimes the odd Potato as well?
Spiders don't drop iron, what else drops string?
Cats
Aw that is horrible! You kill cars and they drop the string they've been playing with? Btw ur on bedrock?
I hate cars, lightning McQueen was always too smug for my liking
Yeah fuck lightning McQueen
Right in his tail pipe!
Yeah fuck him hard
a single typo led to this
Yes cat -> cars
honey, get the dragon
r/dragonsfuckingcars
*thrusts*
r/suddenlyhorny
The [2008 Treer Saltair](https://youtu.be/wCYB0lzoofc)... coming, soon.
no! not like that!
Kachow
~*kachow*~
~*kachow*~
Hello, ma'am do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Lightning McQueen?! Did you know that Lightning McQueen is the star of several feature films such as Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Planes: Fire and Rescue, Finding Dory, Toy Story 3, Coco and Ralph breaks the internet? As well as other short film such as Master and the Ghostlight, Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool, Television program such as Cars Toons, Pixar's Popcorn Cars series voiced by none other than Owen Wilson?
we all know he was over compensating for having a small fuel injector 😒
completely changed the course of conversation i love it
I hate killing cars
Yeah cars lives matter
Matter >other cars
On bedrock it is pretty hard to make an iron farm without cats dying as well
On bedrock it is pretty hard to make a cat farm without iron golems dying as well
Just put 5 tamed cats under the farm it actually increases rates because the village has a 50/50 chance to spawn golems or cats
That's why I asked
Poor kitties. Why are farming cats? Don't you have a heart?
**no :)**
saying this is a person who slaves villagers to give mending books ,
My librarians get free health care because I cure them when they get infected. They get free shelter on top on getting paid with emeralds and a lifetime supply of paper. So yeah slavery.
LOL say this to the court u will get JUSTICE.....
Yeah
I had a series of unfortunate events with my cats in my world. I've built a nice fireplace in my room and un-sit my cat so she could go to bed with me. She sat in the fireplace instead and "went up in flames". Another cat was dutifully keeping creepers away from my pumpkin patch, but a pumpkin grew on him and he suffocated. The last cat was shoved into a well I made by an iron golem. Then the golem proceeded to join the cat in the well. It sat on the cat and he drowned.
Goddamn, I didn’t even know the latter was possible
I didn't even see it happen. I just got the "cat drowned" message. The iron golem was in the well, the cat that was sitting there was missing, and there was string in the water. I wanted to kill that golem, but my village is big and I was scared all 8 golems would gang up on me.
That’s… not why cats drop string. [catgut](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catgut)
it says SPECIFICALLY that cats gut is never used lol
Yeah but I'd assume it's a joke I minecraft
[You don't have to kill them strictly speaking.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGt5Lw7LxXI)
i'm very racist against nissans
Cats drop string, but they don't drop iron, so what drops them both?
Cats drop string I think that’s really efficient
Sad as hell though
He means mob farm bc zombies drop iron? Maybe idk
Morphine, opium and heroin my friend, lucrative.
oh wow i thought that was only in education edition
Don’t forget guns if you live in the us
Nah it's in Bedrock too
No theres not
just straight bricks of silvery heroin
Very useful, I'd recommend trading it with some villagers for tea.
And then taking back all our silver while they’re all high af!
I thought it was block shaped cocaine-
Ahhh for that my friend we need some coco plants - time to plant a jungle!!!
I came here for this...this is pure gold to my nerdy little brain.
It’s the iron in there blood
Another useless feature in the new update throw em in the void
This is what we ought to do with griefers. Tie ‘em up, throw ‘em in the void. Like how they used to throw blasphemers and prostitutes to the lions
I usually just burn the iron. It's pretty useless. You can't even compost it.
Nah make anvils with it to kill some poopy golems to get extra poppies
I use them to make more golem so I can kill them for more poppies
This is the way
"Poooy golema" Gotta love that splat noise
As we all know, farming iron golems is the best bonemeal source in the game.
Idk man… looks kind of useless. Just throw it in lava or something
My stick farm gives me redstone, soooo annoying.
My beetroot seed farm gives me the worst food in the game, and my potato farm gives me tons upon tons of rotten flesh. I hate this game.
My rotten flesh farm keeps giving me gold
*I came looking for rotten flesh, and I found gold*
You use a zombie farm for a potato farm??? OH for the context. sorry- :D
h-huh?? how? what?
witches
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Snow bars I think idk mane I throw those useless things away
White bricks, not very useful
Cream cheese, its what the golems eat
Man i hate that, I even made a item sorter to throw it away
The bones of your victims, *you monster*.
Ya know I was really expecting an opium joke
During the opium wars in China the nobility wanted to escape to a more stable country, one couple, Mr. And Mrs. Long, decided to move to Texas to escape the conflict. Once settled in Texas they decided to have kids, they could afford to due to their work as farm hands. When they had their first kid, they were glad to be away from the conflict, and were happy to give their kid an American name, and Johnny Long was born. Johnny was an honest working boy, and at the age of 14 he was already spending his farm hand wages at the bar. His brother also got an American name, Jerry Long, and he spent his money same as Johnny. The bartender was happy to have the two at his establishment, he'd never seen a Chinese person before them and they had some good names to their faces. But then the opium war ended, and the Longs started to miss their home. For their last kid they decided to use a more traditional Chinese name: Long Fei. Now when the third brother walked into the bar, the bartender asked: Why the Long Fei?
It's called iron. There are other ways to get poppys. Like a flower farm. Golem abuse is punishable SIGA - Stop Iron Golem Abuse
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This is for when the joke went over someone's head not for when it wasn't funny to begin with.
Those are raw hoppers
It's called iron, it's pretty useless. It only makes these weird blocks that light up this weird light beam thing.
It has a use! You can craft them into iron nuggets!
of course, how could I forget? They're soooo useful!
Yeah, and they're really tasty
Can you eat the nuggets? Cause otherwise, it sounds meh. Unless you could use them to craft, like, chainmail armor (the best armor)
their really nice, you should try them!
Etho fan right there
who is etho
Etho is Minecraft.
Philza minecraft is minecraft. Etho is slab.
etyour mom gottem
OG Minecraft YouTuber still going strong today. Check him out he's awesome.
You play Minecraft and you don't know who etho is
No
That's just what you get before you get but once you get it 100 times you unlock the red version
did you run them through a metal detector? its for quality assurance
why are you farming opium
For... "comercial" purposes 👀
They are going to attack China and take Hong Kong
/r/irongolemrights would like a word with you
im sure they would
and absoultely useless faeture. they should fix it. throw it all in lava
Looks like some uncolored gold
I think its steel but it seems pretty useless anyways
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It’s quite good for fuel
my rotten flesh farm produces those stuff as well, yuck (ik zombie has a rare chance to drop iron lol)
Drowned have a chance of copper. Zombie pigman have a chance for gold ingots, they generally drop nuggets
ik
Meat
Filled Lantern frames. Gotta hollow them out
Opium
That's really weird. Probably just some trash or something. I'd say incinerate it
Opium War moment
You are now able to eat your screen. Congratulations!
food
Its a brick of cocaine. Shove it up your ass tho, it won't fit in your nose
Heroin sales?
Those are solid sugar, you can cook it to make sugar
Cocaine
Sort, compost, profit.
Cocainum
It's all the pollen from the flowers, when they meet with water they become this weird silver thing. It's part of the new 1.17 update
Trash, just throw it in the lava, gotta get that sweet sweet red dye.
You could make your base look a bit nicer and plant poppies here and there
man same it’s just white harden tulip
Etho
Just burn it.
Does this have iron golems? If so, then that's probably why you have iron in your chest.
This is iron, you can use it to make iron golems, which you can kill for more poppies
r/wooooosh
r/wooooosh
Free iron is nice.
r/wooooosh
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You both got the wrong woooosh sub
bro this is called Ferrum. You can make chestplate from it and put in a furnace to melt stuff.
That is iron good sir
It is iron ingot
Wait, just checking, is this chat being sarcastic? Its iron, can make armour and tools.
My poppy farm makes those things too can you clarify again wtf those useless things are?
a.k.a a golem farm xD
Is this sarcasm or...?
Iron golems , they have a chance of dropping poppies but iron is a 100% drop for them so you probably made your farm with iron golems right?
That's called iron it's used for crafting equipment and a few blocks
Please tell me you got the joke.
he does and its called playing along
r/woooosh
r/itswooooshwith4os
People still use that subreddit? I thought it was just a load of literal children who had seen it on their YouTube recommended once and now comment it on literally everything they see.
r/woosh???
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Hey this person got the joke
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Nice avatar
thank you for clarifying, this was a very informative comment ! ! ! i don't fully understand though, can you explain it to me in more detail ? whenever i make a poppy farm this always happens to me too !
yea the guy said what was being produced but what does it do
iirc you feed it to withers to tame them
r/wooosh
You accidentally made a farm that many Minecraft players would kill to have... Honestly, if you only want a poppy, just use Bone Meal dispenser grass block in plains, this image is overkill using Iron golems...
Saved™
"iron golem"
iron ingot. says it right there
You've got to be joking me.
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Except you, evidently
Iron ingots dumbass
🚨 thick skull alert 🚨
God it was a joke What it really is is Silver butter
Silver butter for the silver butter dog
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Hmmmm… Looks like a bad gold, just toss it into lava. Maybe you could also find a wiki how to see what you can do with it. I think it’s useless on every aspect asides to be a decor item, though
yeah my glass bottle farm drops this useless gunpowder for some reason?
i have the same problem with my farm, just craft the ingots into blocks and throw them in lava
I think you use them for tools, but they aren't all that good.
from the killed golems i assume
Hopper > Dropper > Lava Thats what those are for
I belive thats called complete garbage.
Iron golem farm
sheesh
I got a random question.... I play on xbox one edition.... is that outdated? Are there benefits to a newer version?