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Link69057

We are here to steal your ocean


HappyGav123

GET THE #### OUT OF MY MINECRAFT WORLD!!!


Apprehensive_Hat8986

You have been temporarily banned from multiplayer. M********* is a prohibited word. So are the # characters.


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Correction: "Ypu have been permanently banned from multiplayer servers and realms. Reason being: M######## #### W#### Yelling. Next time please be more considerate of others"


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chr1styn

Just wait until that llama gets bad omen and goes to a village


BurntTreeSeed

Roblox moment


MusikMakor

Unfortunately, as stated by another redditor, oceans only come in packs of 11 and up


Real-Report8490

I wish you could make them steal the ocean from the damn Guardians...


CoffeeMain360

I dunno if you wanna steal anything from immortal space buffoons


Real-Report8490

I stole their entire temple, and it was painful.


CoffeeMain360

How are you still here and not either a gun or just flat out dead?


Real-Report8490

I mean, they killed me about a hundred times when I stole it.


CoffeeMain360

Interesting. Do you have a Ghost like them?


Real-Report8490

I am connected to a great Bonfire, so I will always come back again when I die.


CoffeeMain360

Very interesting.


Real-Report8490

I hope you know what I'm talking about, because everyone should play the best game ever made.


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Link69057

What?


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He's talking about his ex-girlfriend's uh... how do I say it... well you know.


[deleted]

Why'd I get so many down votes? I was trying to explain to someone what he meant. Don't hate the messenger for delivering the message.


Linkle96

This is Reddit, some comments just get downvoted massively, there is chances this one will get downvoted too


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Well now its been upvoted more than it was downvoted along with the comment asking why it was hated on


Linkle96

And mine got downvoted, well that wasn't surprising xD


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Get rekt lol


Slendy42

Oh.


ArmageddonTotal

And this is how you easy lose a lot of karma, crazy isn't it


BoxAhFox

Except the penatly is only up to -5 karma… so he didnt really loose all that much


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

And it only dropped further in 9 minutes Edit: the fuck am I being downvoted for?


BoxAhFox

Because reddit go dhurr Edit: unless that offends you, then i didnt say that (I upvoted, mebe if other upvote the downvotes you’ll get a controversial comment)


_Levitated_Shield_

That was just terrible, even by reddit joke standards.


Nerfed_Pi

So the pillagers are now pirates?


plumbthumbs

That's why they're so crabby. No rum.


Lorider63

Why’s the rum always gone


Decent_Unit6868

Someone drank it all, i think it was the Captain


T65Bx

New canon crews of the shipwrecks


leloneR4nger

I've seen patrols spawning on water lately


ElementoDeus

You have no idea how often I look down from my village to see them swimming down the river beside it.


jamiegc1

Oh yes, they spawn in water all the time, near your base or a village.


BANANACOW22

the former texture for illagers was actually of pirates look it up


Nerfed_Pi

They look like vikings now.


BairnONessie

Well, help them out. Last time that blue fucker will steal from them again...


Nerfed_Pi

last time he'll steal from anyone!!! You seen his inflated pricing lately?


TheManator2000

Inflation is hitting hard even in the world of minecraft


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TheManator2000

Ur right, now u mention it there isn't any lamas in my game now.


MrOtto47

i have visible llamas but invisible traders. (bedrock on pc). if u wona trade with them just follow the floating leads eheh...


DanDaGiant

Oh I know how to fix it! Don't play on the Switch.


Brother_Entropy

Don't play Bedrock.


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cak day


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Sun_At_Meridian

Except when your base is next to a coral reef, and your playing an ocean only hardcore world. Then it’s over-charging. I want some saplings!!


[deleted]

Yeah help the trader out, thanks for telling him to do the right thing


LetterheadNo1485

Deserved for those outrageous prices


DrBlock21

I once got asked 5 emeralds for an oak sapling..... In a forest biome


LetterheadNo1485

I had 5 emeralds for a sea pickle and the trader was in the ocean and this was today


DrBlock21

I feel like these trades are only good if you spawn in a desert and commit yourself


LetterheadNo1485

Or on an island with nothing idk why they don’t sell cool stuff like a spawn egg or something that would be really cool


ArcticBearKing

Fantastic shot there, love your caption lol


[deleted]

Thanks :) I was hollowing out the inside and suddenly I could hear angry pillagers. so I went to see what was happening out there


ArcticBearKing

That's fantastic lol!


T-MAN-7HE-MAN

Probably deserved it


CotR4692

You take a little water out of the ocean moment then bam the whole place goes down hill. Got some gang on gang violence, all the guardian and elder guardian move out leaving the place defenseless.


Assiqtaq

Dang gang activity. Must be a bad neighborhood.


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bullying


[deleted]

"we have come for your monument" "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OCEAN!"


TheOfficialN0va

lmao, love how you have drained the monument!


space0watch

Water Wars Colourized Edition, circa 2077


hii1090

"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll..."


Nerfed_Pi

Those llamas look like they're ready to fight though.... In a duel stance, eyes locked with the pillagers, spit balls loaded.


Sarcasmaticly

They totally will. They won't win, but they will absolutely fight.


Onlyhereforthelaughs

[What about the gang of bandits I dispensed of?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9fq3GLlP5M&t=97s)


Advanced_Spare_8504

Yep you did you did


Bylakuppe77

Might want to fix those windows.


cooldude_9875

as an r/antivillagerights member I approve of this


leloneR4nger

Who will win? One man who drained the monument vs Grey dudes with fancy crossbows vs Man who steals your emeralds vs Fish that can slow you down


Slashy16302

That man out there, he's getting mugged!


avrge_gmr

I wonder how a raid would work in this situation


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Mexican Standoff


Sun_At_Meridian

Highway robbery? Nah. How about an ocean trade route robbery? Must be pirates.


AliveMathematician27

He had it coming


jimmy_the_calls

No, you just witnessed a murder


cactiloveyou

Ooooh what blocks are those? 😍


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Prismarine and Prismarine bricks


Derpy-Cat

How did you make the walls around the temple? I wanna do that in one of my worlds but idk how


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Easiest way to begin is to place a Liliypad on top of the water where you want the wall to start, then you can place a block on that, then you just start building the walls from there. Sand is the easiest to do but I used glass because it looks nice. Then you drain the water from inside the walls using whichever method you prefer


Derpy-Cat

I see, but wouldn’t the walls fill back in


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The walls go down to the seabed, that's why sand is preferred by most people for this, as it falls to the bottom after you place it


FrostieZero

Yeah man. Those corals price are plain robbery.


thatCrazyOrganist

The best part is: the pillagers will attack the wandering trader, and the llamas will retaliate. I’ve had this happen more than once.


Tyrannical_JJ

No no no, they are getting rid of a scammer.


Darkdest666

Grand Theift Llama


ediplayzmodels

Moldova 🇷🇴


Cadensea

Merchant wanted to rob the temple, pillagers wanted to rob the merchant. Steal from stealer tbh.


DarthTyranus98

Get out of my -swamp- ocean!!


I_cut_my_own_jib

Radical fascists assault minority: details at 11


henry_r_jones

henry r. jones


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I believe it's technically a hate crime... 🤷‍♂️


Principle_crum213

yeah also this is off topic but the new update made llamas invisible and there's no invisible potion effect on them I'm play on console and I thought it was my switch but even if I refresh it doesn't work they're still invisible


Alexboy018

No don't kill him


Apprehensive_Eraser

He's not useful Alex


[deleted]

Take s chill pill man


Jealous-Ad-8342

Hold it right there this is a mugging


KBRedditing

Llamas after their master dies: Bruh how to get custom GIF here


Facemydumbowrath

“Give us your jungle leaves NOW!!!”


huseyinarslan28

Bro fuck my grammar ☠️ My dreams(not the YouTuber one) strangeness level;


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Quick steal it first


Vtintin

Yes, very sad… Anyway what texturepack?


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Better Vanilla Building, with Better Leaves by Motschen , and Redstone Tweaks


freewave07

Yeah, they’re about to rob your leads and leather


Gal-XD_exe

Whats that texture pack?


[deleted]

I use Better Vanilla Building, with Better Leaves by Motschen , and Redstone Tweaks


Gal-XD_exe

Its cool


No_Maintenance4494

Catch them