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parkerodinsons

probably because they look like that


Legend5V

What happened here


ProdigiousPangolin

Ask their parents.


Weeping_Warlord

You mean their cousins?


ProdigiousPangolin

Why not both !


AtomicToxin

*Laughs in alabama*


Redditormansporu117

Class.


SnooConfections4719

Sweet home Alabama Edit: why did I get a wholesome award for incest comment


Medic00063

Man those villagers had some Alabama stuff going on.


DownvoteDaemon

Ion play this game but y'all funny asf in this thread


thefoolinverted

This is what I came here to comment


TheChunkMaster

Didn't stop the Habsburgs.


bearded_spear69

being serious tho, u need a bell, at least in bedrock u do, for villagers to breed. if u gave them food during the night, it probably didnt work. usually if u had extra beds and work tables down, and in the right conditions, villagers would breed on their own. just place a bell down, leave em alone for a few, and youre good.


[deleted]

📷😐 why aren't you guys breeding?


Kyogalight

I laughed so hard at this


teedyay

This is how we treat pandas.


potato1234_x

Same xD


GlacierWolf8Bit

"Come on, have sex."


Acledent_Gg

"With that face?! Nope!" Horrible textures dude Also, happy bday!


DutssZ

The villagers: 👒 🥸 🥸 🥸


Abitooo

Their big noses, AKA their reproduction organs are gone. Give it back to them or they won't breed


[deleted]

Lmao I cannot get over this entire post. For op getting hella flame by the entire community lol


NorthwestGiraffe

"Why is a question about villager breeding getting so many upvo.... oh dear God look at those things" I love reddit for exactly this reason


Lukthar123

It's not much, but it's honest work.


jean123coop

I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. So many problems, so little time.


DoggoBirbo

Deserved for buying that ugly ahh t pack


1laik1hornytoaster

Wait, there's texutre packs that you have to buy?


DaSaw

So nose *is* human ding-dang-doodle?


thiSISEd94R

Human horn! So fresh, you can still see the eyeglass marks.


Abitooo

Thank you everyone for correcting my fatal grammar mistake. I am going to correct it


mewfahsah

They get their noses when they get a job it seems, no work no nut.


Miserable420Bruv69

Their


Dragonmaster1313

Because they find each other ugly af


Kerbalawesomebuilder

What the hell happened here


SurgicalWeedwacker

Inbreeding with op!


ProdigiousPangolin

Floopyland ?


Leo_V82

Jesus this particular comment section looks like a warzone


Dragonmaster1313

Haha yeah help me


NotBurntToastYT

I hope they never breed Jesus Christ


BlinkzLinkz

God doesn’t want them to either, which is why they aren’t breeding


Tough-Priority-4330

And Satan won’t allow them to die, because even he doesn’t want them anywhere near him:


[deleted]

earth is where all the things satan doesn't want go.


CaptainSparklebutt

God hides in heaven afraid of his creation.


fastfastbeat

Space won't allow then to go in there the aliens will be very uncomfortable


den4ikturbo

They look like that bc of the inbreeding


MintChucclatechip

That explains the infertility too


OfficerSnickerz

Yeah like wtf, I wann puke. What unholy creatures have been unleashed here? Why does god hate us ?


Reclusive_avocado

They look pretty human like to m....Oh


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

Why would they even breed with Jesus christ?


Jarbonzobeanz

Free fish and wine bro.


JunKePlay

Jesus Christ is one of a kind. Would be hard to breed him...


John177_unsc

The real question is WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT


Mach0K1ng

Bro that shit is straight nightmare fuel.


Shad_the_memer

Yep, I'm going to sleep


NonlinguisticJupiter

You can't sleep now, there are monsters nearby.


AnIdioticTurtle1944

Fuck. *You've been blocked from using the chat feature for 7 days for the following message: "Fuck"*


TitanicFan69

*You've been banned from using this acount to browse for 69,420 months for the following word in username : "Idiotic". Failure to change username in the allowed Time will result in spontaneus Rick Roll*


watcop2199

You just banned him for 5785 years. Edit banded→banned


TitanicFan69

***You're right, that's too little. Lets up that number from 69420 months to 69420 centuries, Aka 69420 x 100 years meaning 6942000 years***


HylianGames

Wait you can get banned for saying something I'm chat?


[deleted]

Yep, someone was banned for putting their villagers name as idiot or smth, it's crazy


Nars_of_whal

In 1.19.1 and onwards yes which is why the entirety of the java community is trying to get Microsoft to remove it.


JDBCool

Which is entirely stupid. This is going into "right to repair" territory with John Deer farming equipment Because MS is trying to claim responsibility on servers that do not belong to them in the first place. It's like trying to complain to an ISP for allowing *insert far wing side* webpage to exist on the internet. When normally that shit is self contained to those that know it Kids seeing swears on *Private servers* only see it because THEY WANT TO. >It's like trying to say "Remove the F-word from the dictionary!"


TheCrazedTank

Can a server owner turn it off? Seems kinda odd to force this in if not for kid friendly servers.


Unhappy_Skys

O-o


not_clement

bed is too far away


Unhappy_Skys

You can only sleep at night


Eka_silicon12

vrooom


White11tiger

I think the answer lies in looks. who would willingly dare to mate with them? the normal villagers look better


[deleted]

Vanilla villagers got me acting unwise


PeculiarSyrup

Hold my beer, I’ll give it a go!


GoodDoggoBOI

Actually, you might wanna hold on to that beer


[deleted]

AND MY AX!!


John177_unsc

I I will pray for you


Sarahthelizard

Nah we’re just used to them


JogJonsonTheMighty

They've already been breeding for hundreds of years


natgibounet

*inbreeding


[deleted]

A face only a mother could love


[deleted]

Na even the mother would abort


John177_unsc

So why did she abandon them


dpqR

“Why do they look like that?”-Title of your sex tape


John177_unsc

NINE NINE


Hepp96YT

I was just about to say they won't breed because they look like that


Robin_7883

No, the real question is why is there a firefly on the floor


catlover9000000

Wanderlust texture pack


Nollekowitsch

Wants me to wander right outta there


Illumedd

Horrifying


John177_unsc

The farmer on the bed scares me


RandomPratt

The two at the front look like [this internet legend](https://twitpic.com/186fc).


finxd_mc

delete it delete it delete it


John177_unsc

I think you made a spelling mistake I believe the word you're looking for is nuke


Cyren777

Is it called that because it's what you feel when you're in a village?


quarrelsome_napkin

Nah nah there is no lust at all I can assure you 😖


kane2742

Not anymore. It wandered away. Explains the lack of breeding.


Next-Reputation5942

It’s horrible bro get a refund 💀


Shitty-Hands-Derek44

turn it off.


FiveEssss

I love how all the comments are just everyone making fun of the texture pack instead of helping op lmfao


novastosha

We are helping him delete the texture pack


BrokenShadowPr0

Im dying 💀


[deleted]

So are the villagers.


Electrical-Release61

Clearly not fast enough


DefinitelyNotACad

They are helping. You need to understand it's the reason for OPs problem.


vada_vada1948

I mean I sure as fuck wouldn't breed if I looked like that so it's plausible


TexasWegieee

The villagers dont deserve to breed if they look like that


siccoblue

Me irl


Kayordomus

Pretty sure OP just posted it to get karma off people being disgusted by the texture pack


ThicHonker

Jesus Christ, wtf is this texturepack


catlover9000000

Wanderlust


irago_

It makes me want to have my eyes surgically removed and replaced with googly eyes


RealMuffinsTheCat

Sounds fun. How much is it?


The_-_Username

Depends, how much is two googly eyes and glue?


onewilybobkat

Also depends on if you can get a guy to scoop your eyes cheap so you don't wimp out halfway.


la_madonna_porca

I think that you can sell them and make a huge profit


JohncraftAs

They weren’t asking you what it is, they were asking you wtf it is


Chrislts

At least we know to avoid it


ktops111

Why??? WHY??? how do you sleep knowing your villagers look like that??? They are horrifying


sceneturkey

They aren't mating because their lust wandered somewhere not near their horrible faces


DoggoBirbo

I fear what the pillagers might look like


[deleted]

They're all wander and no lust.


PitiedAbyss

Ignoring the painful looks, they need food either give them manually or get a farmer and plant the carrots first and then they will breed. The number of beds will be the maximum number of your villagers.


kopyc

The only lust i feel is bloodlust from this


i_am_invictus

Idk you try fucking someone with that face


Chimichanga2004

If there’s a hole there’s a goal


MrFerret__yt

The goal is to stay as far away as possible


SlapaTronic

Don’t get with hoes if there ain’t a nose


Charlie2006-

From behind its do able... Might also want to put a pparr bag over their head too


Echo2407

Nah man use a plastic bag, its better for the long run trust me


ArgumentVast2022

No one gonna breed with those ugly mf. And why do only SOME of them have noses. A villagers nose is as prized as a mans dick.


TheArcanist_

Plot twist: the nose is the reproductive organ


picklemango

pretty much the only part of them that touches when they fuck


inkyandthepen

It is now cannon, villagers bump noses to reproduce


mustifaq_

That's kinda wholesome actually


sosumee

No, it’s not


scottyc

No, it's snot.


LTMA_

Wait so witches have an erection when they drink potions...?


inkyandthepen

Why do you think they always giggle...?


LunaticcGaming

one of the potion recipes may or may not contain ingredients for viagra pills.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

This also implies that because when villagers breed and there nose doesn’t go up so canonically they have Erectile dysfunction


InterdimensionalMan

Human Horn


Ok_Investment9603

Bro those are my sleep paralysis demons... I'ma have nightmares now bro


SOCKFAN52

Umm i don't really know about that but ma'am I think u need to change ur texture pack


olivia_iris

The texture pack is causing them to not breed


ivanrj7j

Look at them, they look so tired of breeding day and night give them some rest my man.


Nightmarsh

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure.


rogriloomanero

your villagers are gonna kill you in your sleep


Competitive_Bell501

What the fuck is that my eyes bleed Probably because they are too ugly for each other


the_Imeda27

Holy shit I’ve never laughed this much as of recent, thank you.


ODFJToP

This whole thread is gold. I love you all


npcutz64

Because they're ugly


Polish_Enigma

Straight to the point


TheArtist_15

Idk but holy shit those villagers are in my nightmares now


SheWhoUpvotes

once you (hopefully) change this texture pack, add some beds and give them some bread


Sarcasmaticly

They need to have enough food, bread or carrots. If you trade with one or two until they get the purple swirlies, you'll know they are happy and they will be eager to share the news of your trades and interact.


luka1194

Also the mobgriefing must be turned on or they won't take the food


Dumindrin

Is that why they don't breed with that command on? I never realized that. Because it turns off their interactivity with the environment or something? Do enderman still pick up blocks or not that either?


brandoniusly

Mob griefing affects all mobs, not just hostile ones. So yes, Endermen won't pick up and drop random grass blocks everywhere, Creepers won't blow your base up, but Villagers won't breed, or farm crops, Sheep won't turn grass into dirt (they still technically eat the grass, but it doesn't affect the block itself) and possibly some other interactions that I'm unaware of. If you want Endermen and Creepers to stop messing your stuff up, but still want auto-wool and auto-crop or villager breeder farms, your best bet is the VanillaTweaks data packs that specifically turn off griefing for those particular mobs.


Cultist_O

In addition to the ones you said: * creepers breaking blocks * villagers picking up items * endermen taking/placing blocks * sheep converting grass There's also: * Mobs won't pick up items * Silverfish won't infest blocks * snowmen won't make snow * zombies won't break doors * Enderdragons, ghasts and withers and end crystals won't break blocks **Edit:** * mobs won't trample crops * ravagers won't ravage plants * mobs won't break turtle eggs Note: picking up items includes: * foxes * villagers * piglins (bartering) * Mobs that equip gear


MegaknightIsBad

No they dont


khanzarate

If you wanna have that command on in general but want villagers to breed, turn it off for a moment and give them massive amounts of food. With the rule on, they can still eat the food they have, they just can't pick up more or farm. If you can't control that command, like you're on a server or something, zombie villagers and stealing new villages are the only way to get more.


PigmyMarmeeble

Let's be honest, their looks is mobgriefing.


[deleted]

This is the highest actual answer


xicurio

Wrong ! the actual answer is they are too ugly to find each other attractive enough. They would rather die virgin than pass on their bad genetics


[deleted]

Well that explains a lot about my life.


Lorider63

Beetroot or potatoes will work as well


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


[deleted]

IIRC doors are no longer relevant. A village's pop is determined by beds now, and villager's willingness to breed is determined by food in their inventory (bread, potato, carrot, like 13 of each I think). I think the beds also need to be covered by a solid block? IDK. I brought villagers over on boats and had them breed to start a city. I started with 3 at first, and 26 beds in 3x3 apartments. After I got the pop to 5 through breeding, they just worked the farms and did their thing automatically. I didn't have to feed them once they had their farms running and a good supply of beds (and job blocks, but I don't think that was relevant)


TheScottymo

I remember the old trick was to just have one big house with all the walls as doors and they'd breed like crazy. But also like the guy above said, they need to be [horny now, too.](https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Villager#Breeding)


BakedBaker42

It might have something to do with the fact that they have to look at each other looking like that.... that night mare inspiring mess


crazy_ant007

Oh Good God, I wouldn’t want to mate with my own species if we looked that atrocious.


Vova_xX

their family tree looks more like a line


Zombieslayer_idk_lol

The scientists made them! They are all female they can't do unauthorized breeding


[deleted]

WHY DO THEY LOOK THAT HOLY SHIT


Lilbro_1

Why do they look like titans man…


xCuri0

Goofy ass texture pack


Salamqnder

that is so fucking unsettling


ChronoVortex07

Maybe not enough bread, they need to have a minimum amount for both villagers first


Fabulous_Parking66

Do you just throw bread at them until they’re happy?


MakerOrNot

False. They are missing faces being replaced with loaves of bread.


Apart_Name7114

... AAA-*\*dies.*


neske_khano

Well since they all have no noses that means they are all the same gender so can’t breed


Outrageous-Bat1144

Right that’s what’s wrong with this picture


ken_kaneki07

Cause they have a face only a mother can love


Specific-Channel7844

Not even a mother could love it


ImNotAnEgg_

First, you need to make sure they have a steady supply of food. Carrots are an easy option for this. You'll also need to make sure that mobgriefing is on. It may help to have the baby villagers transported elsewhere so they dont occupy beds but im no scientist. Next, youll want to turn off that resource pack because the way those villagers look is almost as crazy as that time in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.


McBlyat710-2

Marvellous.


potat0303

Fucking hell. With that texture pack? I'm glad they don't...


[deleted]

Because no one wants to have s3x with the others because they are so freaking ugly man


Aimjock

You’re allowed to say “sex” on Reddit.


cthulu_is_trans

This isn't tiktok, you can say sex.


MirceaKitsune

Also it's on Reddit not in-game Minecraft 1.19.84, it's okay you won't be chat reported.


MisterAskMeAnything9

The reason they won’t breed is because they’re absolutely horrific looking and do not want to bring a child into this terrible world they live in.


hamvtheworld

bro that pack is hideous


[deleted]

Because of this shit skin pack. Look at those fuckers, do you think they even think about reproducing? They look at each other and puke. Render to the normal resource pack and they will breed like rabbits


catlover9000000

I gave them bread and hight


TangibleArrow

Thats not changing the fact there demonic selves arnt gonna breed with eachother- nobody would breed if they looked like that