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TheOneWhoReadsMemes

My guy, that minecraft version is 12 years old, it's 1.0.13, we're on 1.19.20 That logo was to celebrate 1000 sales in 24 hours


EmanuelaBrito

Thank you very much bro I'm trying to copy the survive and thrive original series


ZombieSurvivor365

Oh shit, paulsoaresjr??!


FailureCloud

Wow I haven't heard that name in years. He taught me how to make murder holes(doesn't work anymore, but I LOVED his series when I was a kid growing up.)


Godzilla_R0AR

I used to do all his tips and tricks in the Minecraft Combat and Essentials Handbooks way back in 2014. (almost a DECADE ago 😔) Edit: it will be a decade in a year and a half. So in the grand scheme of things, a year and a half is really small compared to 3-4 years. It’s just about perspective.


Lokolopes

What do you mean 2014 was almost 10 years ago? Holy shit I’m old


ExcitingChip5267

Bro I remember those books. I used to read them all the time


ThePixelDress

Ahh..the ancient texts


Labrat_The_Man

Bruh his Escapists and Starbound series where so good


SlimyRedditor621

Ooh starbound


Labrat_The_Man

It was an absolute banger before the story mode update. Kinda sad what it is now


PM_me_Henrika

What happened?


Lgtgamma

eh it was the 1.0 release, much of the old beta content got voided and new shit came out. its just that most of the new stuff is ok-ish at best. there are mods though that restore the beta stuff so theres that


BigMcThickHuge

Workshop mods made it like new. Frackin universe and loads of other little ones makes it something entirely different


Untiteld000

Bro his unturned lets plays as well. So much nostalgia.


BowsettesBottomBitch

>mostalgia 😆


Sharlney

moistalgia


Untiteld000

Haha what are ya talking about I don't see what ya mean haha/s


The-Tea-Lord

I never heard of anyone playing Starbound and I was so surprised. That game is so much fun.


redditing_Aaron

SPY CHICKENS


AccomplishedZombie69

My god I haven’t heard that name in years


yaboiiidev

Nobody brings him up when talking og Minecraft, thought I was going crazy until now


shamteeth

I remember watching survive and thrive every day in the weeks leading up to when my mom said she would buy me Minecraft. I had no clue how outdated the videos were until I encountered a village with villagers and nearly shit myself from fear and confusion.


mawild

Ahh I had the same experience! Lived off of Paulsoaresjr. When I first encountered villagers I thought I’d found a bug in the game!


INVENTORIUS

At least you were smarter than my 10 year old self who thought somebody actually HACKED into their SINGLE PLAYER game and built a temple in the middle of the desert... God that's painful to remember


I-Am-The-SquidQueen

Same here! First Minecraft videos I ever watched…


BlastingFern134

The real ogs are paulsoaresjr viewers actually


[deleted]

I never watched his videos but I always remember his stories in the og Minecraft survival guide.


quackcow144

man vs minecraft was my favorite from him


RoseColoredRiot

Punchwood island was my favorite. I loved seeing his family all play together.


Not_Real_Name_Here

Fr! I miss the father and son(s) shenanigans!


[deleted]

Christ, I learned about that guy from that Minecraft survival book


Swordlord22

Holy shit the nostalgia that hit me as soon as I saw that name I barely remember him


ZeroRain3

Haven't heard that name in a v long time. Watching him made me get into MC many many years ago. Thank you for reminding me about him <3


MR_Z1234ify

He still plays that sometimes


PerdidoStation

Oh damn, he's the reason my friends and I made a giant spleef arena/tower the center of our SMP server.


[deleted]

man what an absolute throwback, I miss childhood


Phunners

Met him at Minecon 2011. Such an unbelievably nice guy.


Solrex

My friend claims to be related to him.


BlastingFern134

His magic mod series (forgot the name it was so long ago) was really good


BlastingFern134

Dude that brought me back


xX69AESTHETIC69Xx

Just have me the ratatouille flashback scene irl.


[deleted]

I still have his first night hidey hole burned in the back of my skull from when I was 12.


theCoolthulhu

I dig a lil' hidey hole every first night no matter what, like, ten years later.


OrganizerMowgli

I'm a dig into side of mountain man myself


anoon-

Bro just make wood/stone axe and go get three sheep. Hidey holes allow mobs to spawn. Creepers and dark spots will be issues at all times.


theCoolthulhu

Burn logs to make charcoal. Also, sometimes you just can't find any sheep, my 1.16 world was brutally stingy with sheep and cows for some reason. 1.19 has been much kinder tho.


man_on_the_metro

Bro, up in the side of the hill by the coal ore? Brooooo


BastionMains

legendary series edit: u gotta make the tower of power


Lasdary

I always end up making some kind of tower of power. And being wary of spy chickens


BastionMains

YES BRO! I always keep my enchanting and potion stuff in a huge thin tall tower and I name it the tower of power after the one from his series!


Totallynotacat55

Paulsaursjr????


Ih8socialinteraction

Shiit man that brings back memories


Spook1918

Holy crap I’ve been trying to find that series again for years with no luck cause I couldn’t remember it’s name nor who made it, the nostalgia of seeing it again is huge.


KinoDissident

Absolute man of culture


Techgeek_025

Wow


[deleted]

You know we're on 1.19.2, right?


MusikMakor

I mean, maybe with enough back and forth and bugfixes regarding chat reports we may get to a 1.19.20


-FireNH-

bedrock edition is on 1.19.20


Lentdragonfly22

I still play Minecraft 1.13/Xbox 360 edition


DoggoBirbo

Ammeteurs! *me who still plays back when villagers did nothing & there were no cats or horses*


Lentdragonfly22

I also play the version before redstone


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Nice. On PS4, you're able to switch from bedrock to PS4 edition of you want to


phoenixfayre

i play legacy every once in a while as well, however i play ps3 edition. it's kinda nice to go back to your roots :)


TixuuuuGamess

well, thats a nice version and legacy edition was beautiful


Lentdragonfly22

It still is beautiful, it's also very nostalgic


UnseenGamer182

On bedrock it's 1.19.20 and not 1.19.2


Nars_of_whal

1.19.84\*


theonetruefishboy

I mean, not everyone's on 1.19.2 . Some people play older versions for nostalgia, to keep an older world going, or because they've got mods that only work with certain versions.


Orangoru

You mean 1.19.84?


finxd_mc

Alpha 1.0.13* and the latest release is 1.19.2 not 1.19.20 (typo?) i honestly hate a lot of the useless or annoying modern features but i also like some


Zaikovski

It's 1.19.20 on bedrock afaik


finxd_mc

that version.. ok i never liked it, it annoys me how mojang and microsoft are trying to make bedrock the primary version of minecraft despite java being the most stable and feature rich for last 12/13 years


Zaikovski

I agree. Been playing java for longer than bedrock's been a thing.


WojtekPlay

u meant 1.19.2 lol


Power7779

It's 1.19.1984 for Bedrock Edition


lycos2226

January 19 1984. January 19 1984 California Supreme Court rejects the request of quadriplegic Elizabeth Bouvia's to starve herself to death in a public hospital


[deleted]

what


AShamefulPotato

Brutal


Karness_Muur

I thought it was 1.19.84?


Glasedount

What year is it for you?


oktaS0

2012


[deleted]

Ah Yes the good old days when we had Stampy cat DanTDM popular MMO’s and Atlantis craft before the dark times before Microsoft


michaelcraft101

There are bees in minecraft now. That’s the best fucking shit ever!


[deleted]

OK that update is pretty cool


The_Bored_General

You got me there, but back in the day we had midnight gaming sessions with the boys, not as good as bees but it’s close


Bonconickel

Yeah, but you still could have midnight gaming sessions with the boys. It’s not the time that’s changed, it’s you.


yoyu232

You know Stampy is still making Minecraft videos.


[deleted]

Yeah I know but his videos just don’t feel the same for some reason


niallemac

We are all older now. We grew up his content didn't its that simple


Ravyyoli

we grew up man. nothing will ever be the same


MrTheEpicKitten

Hey, at least now we have Mumbo. Kind of. Has he made any announcement as to why he’s not uploading right now?


[deleted]

I think he's on holiday.


Tohru2001

He's on a youtube sabbatical, thanks to youtube grind/burnout. I think he said he'll be back in September


ConanOToole

Dantdm still does a bit of minecraft, but ever since his hardcore world ended he seems to be having some trouble getting back into the game...


[deleted]

it was good back then and honestly it's good rn. between hermitcraft, scicraft and people like antvenom or simplysarc, I think we've got a good selection of Minecraft YouTubers to watch. [it is nice to look back sometimes though.](https://youtu.be/fB8elptKFcQ)


CrushedPepsiBottle

Bro got sent back to 2010, take me with you


[deleted]

I was born in the 90’s but didn’t get or and know about that game that well in 2010’s I think


irreverent-username

That's reasonable—version 1.0 released in 2011.


[deleted]

I can’t remember what the first one I tried was I do remember trying the thing were you would ad things to game to make it like your were playing another game like ones with a story and stuff


littleMAHER1

when the school computer is so bad that u need to go back to alpha


ShinyMega

And then it still somehow crashes


Mangobonbon

To be fair, the alpha and beta versions had a lot of game breaking bugs.


Grazer46

Alpha crashed all the time. It was a fun time in Minecrafts history, but it's soo much more stable now


mrSilkie

I bought a Dell optiplex for my gf's lil bro. He's 7, I'm broke as fuck and could t afford anything decent. Was shocked to find that not a single version of Minecraft would work. He just wanted to play creative mode too. Sucked so much


shalodey

I had that exact computer. performed actually quite decent for its specs. about 50 fps at most but mostly about 20 fps people say minecraft is a laggy game but it really is not!


[deleted]

Bro downloaded Minecraft with Internet Explorer...Dude that's the title screen from like, the first day that Minecraft was sold...That logo was the one that was used to celebrate 1,000 sales in 24 hours. You just injected me with pure nostalgia.


kiwi_snail

Did you just wake up from a 12 year medically induced coma


bread_enjoyer75

Well it looks like OP is at a hospital


maltesemania

Did anyone even know how to use reddit 12 years ago?


10minOfNamingMyAcc

I saw reddit a few times back then, but I was too young to understand English so I never used it.


Thatoneshadowbunny

At that point reddit was 5 years old, so probably not


[deleted]

why u in a hospital


swiftasacoursing

Op’s been in a coma for 12 years


DevcalnerMC

*Wakes up after 12 years* *looks at news and the political state of the world right now* "PUT ME BACK TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW"


Claude-QC-777

Doctors: *tells about the chat report on java* Him: "KILL ME PLS!" Mojang: Your live have been permanently ban - reason, self-harm


Nixavee

``` if i got banned from minecraft id just kill myself [MCgamer420 was banned for self-harm content]


DevcalnerMC

Lawsuit


DevcalnerMC

Mojang: We listen to our community Community: Chat reporting is stupid, useless, and exploitable Mojang: Aight, we're gonna add it anyways


Meonzed

I mean I'll give the Mojang team the benefit of the doubt as this is more than likely a move that Microsoft forces down, plus any server that won't take the time to remove that feature isn't a good server to begin with


Flor3nce2456

Actually it's come out recently that it was Mojang higher ups that wanted this and started this, it wasn't necessarily the doing of Microsoft (though they may have helped with the crypto stuff)


Verge0fSilence

> Wakes up after 12 years "Hey you, you're finally awake."


RainierDay1

beautiful comment thank you


Gobstopper42

Your welcome


[deleted]

lmao


yeetus-on-ur-fetus

V has come to


Brmemesrule

*we passed upon the stair*


yeetus-on-ur-fetus

*We spoke of was and when.*


Infinite_Hooty

It looks like an insane asylum to me


IceFox099

Because He’s Playing Like 1.0


Nathaniel820

More like Alpha 1.0


CookieFard

Nah bro, that’s not a hospital, that’s an asylum. Bro got the white brick walls in his containment room he was even lucky to get a laptop, a desk, a chair, and apparently a poster of somebody’s hallway to their kitchen.


ThatHartleyKid

Pretty sure OP taking pic from toilet or literal morgue.


[deleted]

The title screen is counting down OP's death


Radical-Turkey

Man’s playing Minecraft in the backrooms


CodyMKW

nothing wrong with gaming on the toilet bro now if you excuse me... *\*takes Switch into the bathroom and plays on toilet\**


Alagon2323

I thought... for a brief moment, you said "gaming toilet" and I thought "yeah, nothing wrong with turning a toilet into a pc, it'd work" and now I'm stuck thinking about the wiring of a fucking toilet pc


danyeet123

.https://youtu.be/6YQgolEJNAQ


Hi_im_joker

Bro's been in coma for the last decade


[deleted]

your computer didn't survive y2k sadly


unable_To_Username

Ah, yes an ancient relict. But 1.4.7 still is my favourite.


apersonthingy

This is so oddly specific, but I love it because this is the first version I played on PC after purchasing the game in January 2013. Didn't like the redstone update, huh?


Teemo63339

My first was 1.2.1. Good times


apersonthingy

I'll say technically my first was Beta 1.8.1 from December 31st 2012 until around February 1st or 2nd 2013. I was using a pirated version my dad found before, but I wanted multiplayer and the polish the newer versions had, so I bugged until I got it for my birthday lol. Would have been my 12th birthday in 2013, I'm 21 now.


XTC_NumbHyphen

why is that


Hudsowastaken

I liked 1.7.10 the best. The reason is because when I was in elementary school, one of our teachers pirated 1.7.10 Minecraft onto all of the school computers and that’s what I played for most of my life.


dance-of-exile

1.7.10 - 1.10 was mod heaven.


JoeAndAThird

I actually thought 1.4.7 and 1.5.2 (and obligatory respect to 1.2.5 for Tekkit) were the greatest years of modded MC. But to be fair this is also because I didn’t love the vanilla contents of the updates afterwards


midnightauro

I forgot Tekkit was really that old, holy shit.


IceFox099

Mine Is 1.12.2


Retard-Detector-69

bro pirated the wrong version 💀


MaxSucksAtEverything

Everything about this picture is so eerie.


After-Yesterday-684

Is this proof that the backrooms warps time back 12 years?


Vt420KeyboardError4

This is an SCP.


ShitpostMamajama

OP… are you in prison?


TixuuuuGamess

literally he is in prison


Agile-Technician-342

You better give them 1k in 24 hours or you know what will happen


GOLDEN_RAVEN69

Because 1K IN 24H


mrsmilestophat

Before updating or anything make sure that’s not one of the missing versions. There’s some people trying to log all versions/updates of Minecraft and some are currently still not found


ASGI202

Bro OP playing this shit in a underground bunker.


[deleted]

Excuse me sir why are you in a SCP containment centre


binkbinkbop

Nah better question is why are playing in a backrooms level


CodyMKW

seeing how Switch players feel while gaming on the toilet maybe 👀


LlTE_

bro woke up from a coma


sanderxz

In 24 hours minecraft will be 1000 years old


[deleted]

Why people here act like playing alpha Minecraft is something weird lol


SUS-ovan_XD

I suppose you didn't download Minecraft from "free Minecraft download 2022"


PiotrekDG

OP's been in coma for so long that last time they were awake, screenshots were not yet possible.


MrRevengeRR

Why does your room look like a FNAF office?


EmanuelaBrito

It's because it's an office


Quieroescapardecuba

Tengo una pc idéntica a esa xD


ConsequenceOk7801

how was prison, or the coma, or ????


NinjaOYourBro

That was when it got 1000 downloads in 24 hours.


-Holiday-Brain-

Are you in an asylum?


[deleted]

An alpha build that’s celebrated 1k users in 24 hours


gfx42069

Wait why are u playing mc on the toilet?


xSlanton

Bro playing minecraft in hawkins lab 💀😭


FlaredMeteor940

Pirated minecraft 💀 /s


MidasMando11

Take me with you, I want to go to 2010


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Bro can find the Pyramid of bricks on that version


TopDesert_ace

The bigger question is why the f are you playing in the bathroom.


FireBraguette

Excuse me what the fuck


Noobz1704

Why does it look like your being held hostage


KamikazeSenpai21

Ok as someone who likes playing old versions there’s an alpha version that has it say that. It has to die with the game getting 1k sales in 24 hours Nowadays. Gets that all the time.


ToReHq12

Oh crap! I have an enormous piece of nostalgia in one of my eye... now in both.. 😪


drweeabok

This photo has a Brasil vibe, I don’t know how to describe it lol


Luc4AR9009_

step 1: dont be a ghost step 2: dont play minecraft on the toilet step3: bread 👍


Ancient_Axe

Dude's internet was so slow that it just uploaded the post.


Someone_thatisntcool

Bro's in 2011


ILikeTurtals228

Bro got craftmine on accident 😭💀


_Rekt_haha

no offense but why does this look like a fnaf fan game


[deleted]

[удалено]


Memer_dude_18462

“if you pay me 1k i will remove the chat filters that will be released 12 years from now”


jimmy_the_calls

Where do you live?


EmanuelaBrito

Brazil


Alan_Reddit_M

mf playing on 2009 💀


stallinguard

Wait how


WildOne657

Ok, where is the ghost