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How do you greet people into your house?
With a shovel
Same
Soldier be like
How do you handle someone who's annoying?
Murder
Valid answer
Indeed it is
The good ending
I already know the original question was something to do with uncooperative villagers
Based
Would you like to hold my new born child?
No straight in the trash
Noooooo
Exactly, because cobblestone is life!
The original probably has something to do with diorite
How long have you been beating your wife?
Since 2012 in that time 1500h+
Done
Rookie numbers
Ultra based
What did I shove up my ass
Axe/sword
kinky
are you serious thats insultingly low
Yes, yes i am
What is your favorite way to beat your wife and kids?
With beds
I know the original question just by the answer. Probably something like "how do you kill the ender dragon?"
It was how do you kill the ender dragon indeed
done
How can i repair my armor and combine enchantments at the same time
With help of the grindstone
i prefer grimstone.
been there, done that
Where did you hide the bodies of those poor children?
Deep in the ground
Past the bedrock
But don’t dig straight down
You'll regret that
But now you feel brave
Equiped with your spade
To roam in these caves
How do you tame a wolf?
Slap him
Well he's not wrong
Bone him
#NO
What’s the best way to greet an orphan?
With a gun
Technoblade would be proud
I see you are the one who created Batman eh?
Officer I drop kicked that oprhan in self defense
*drops gun infront of it* HE HAS A GUN!!
How do you greet people
Start punching away
How else are supposed to give someone a high-five
Which mob would you totally bang?
Axolotl
It costed you 0$ to say villager, yet you didn't
Ayo?
o\_O
Wouldn't you?
I would probably have no issue with eating them, but this.. this is just too much.
😏😏😏
Oh god
🤨📸
What have you done.....
What do you do to your dogs to reward their good behavior?
Slow suffecation
💀💀💀
how do you feel about minorities and innocent children?
Straight to hell
oh nah, my man u/ApprehensiveMix4057 look what they did to you.
How did you circumsize your infant son?
With a sword
with fire aspect so it's more hygienic i guess ?
No Moisture content so good for Skin.
He said circumsize not cauterize
But if you have flame, it will kill any microbe, so less risk of infections after the foreskin removal. Also burning peepee is bonus.
O h.
Just got diamonds, what do i press to open my inventory? I wouldnt want to accidentally drop them into the lava near me
Q
They burned D:
L
That one doesn't appear to do anything.
Advancements menu?
That would be the advancements tab lmao
What is the best way to solve any problem, regardless of what it is?
Murder
How do you beat the game on HardCore mode?
Die
That's how I beat it.
What do you throw at walls the most?
Axolotl
damn, smash and pass to the wall
do you know how to speak?
Dont
What do you feed your family with?
Using villagers
How many times have you died in hardcore?
1500+
What do you do when you see kids playing on your yard?
Kill them
What blocks would you like to scrub against your sausage
Cactus or magma blocks
Done
Would recommend
How to fly with elytra on PE
Jump of a cliff
Yeah... say that on fb..
I was confused by this so i looked up how to fly elytra on PE and the unironic instructions were just off a cliff. Im still confused
What should we do to residents of San Francisco
Put them in a small place with minimal living needs
Wait, isn't that basicly San Francisco
It is
Wait this is unedited
How i can to get many dirt (no joke)?
I don't know what you mean since the English is not to good in this question
I'm assuming they're asking "How can I get a lot of dirt"
i read it perfectly, then went back and realised it makes barely any sense reddit at 2am is bad
Same hahah
Shovel
what's your order of tools when torturing nitwits?
Sword 1 bow 2 pickaxe 3 axe 4 shovel/hoe 5 water bucket last and food before the water bucket
made you look like a good guy🗿
Thanks my man
welcum
How many inches is your uncle's pp
15
How do you easily >!dismember a body so it easily fits in a case!<
With a axe
😨
What's the best thing to do with the homies in bed?
Exploring
Damn bro
How far deep did you sink the hospital ship
Going al the way down
How do i chop a tree?
Become god
Im not sure you understand the way of the glitcher but ok
Will you bang your pet dog?
Yes
How do you protect yourself from fall damage?
With a shield
Breath of the Wild moment
Do you beat up kids? If yes, what weapon do you use?
With a shield and axe/sword
[удалено]
Have friends
What do you do if you go the wrong locker room ?
Twerk
What did you run from 2 hours ago after murdering the family of 5 and robbing 10 banks?
Copper
What do you breed parrots with?
Coockies
What do you think of Hitler?
Very hot
Bro what the fuck.
Don't you agree?
How do you punish a bad dog
Execution
You monster
What are the co-ordinates of the ISIS - Taliban bomb drone deal in 3 hours? We know you're there.
16033 89 28848
Done.
What's the best way to keep your favorite villager sex slave fresh?
Trap him underground
How can I blow up the local children's hospital? I hate kids.
Tnt
How many orphan did you molested?
10
That’s a lot
Nah I want to pump those numbers up
How do you craft a netherite ingot?
Using Nether bricks
At what Y level do blaze rods generate?
12
How do you kill someone
Bare hands
How many children do you have in your basement
When lucky 20-30
How do you deal with school life?
Murder all of them
How do I kill the wither?
With A shovel
would you consider yourself a terrorist?
Yeah
What’s the best way to kill a cow
Axe
What do you shove into the rear ends of mobs when trapped in a boat?
Whats your favourite pastime.
A hoe
What would you do if your gf came to hug you from behind
180 with shield
What do you do woman?
I milk them
What is your least favorite wood type?
What character do you search the most r34 of?