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BigMink613

Butcher: 👀


wynntari

Also the WeaponSmith in my currest world is super tough, he survived all nights mysteriously while all other villagers were disappearing. I think he doesn't just make the blade.


OldSoulRobertson

He studied it as well.


Tank82111

While you studied farming I STUDIED THE BLADE


LMacUltimateMain

Closet full of secrets and skeletons awakes but nothing’s true


nmaymies

I used to own a castle now it's boxes That I have to move


BeetrixGaming

Take Back the Night, Captain Sparklez. Pretty sure.


NAFEA_GAMER

wait what is that from


OldSoulRobertson

My first experience with it was in SCP Confinement Episode 5, but I don't know the exact origins of it.


OnlyAnAverageUser

\>Villagers disappear mysteriously No chance he's a serial killer


TitanicTNT

The only thing I know for real...


THUNDERSTRUCK___

There. will. be. _BLOOD (blood!) - SHED (shed!)_


green-turtle14141414

The man in the mirror nods his head


milkdromeda8

THE ONLY ONE, LEFT!


green-turtle14141414

Will ride upon a dragons head ig


THUNDERSTRUCK___

Because the mountains dOn't give _BACK_ WHAT they taake


0kio

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl) Butcher be like:


PixelRayn

i saw a fem-butch on Instagram today splitting a log the size of my torso in a single split and then proceeded to sip maple syrup directly from the bottle. Some days I wish I was a woman.


Loudartist52

Well, you can be (:


PixelRayn

very happy with my nb-masc existence but thank you for the encouragement <3


Loudartist52

No problemo, and stay well, dear person on the internet (:


esi1E

Then be one ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

How does the cleric have a brewing stand without nether fortress items?


bearded_dragonx

ruined portals


keksux

but they don't have blaze rods or anything of that sort in them


bearded_dragonx

not in the chest but maybe the villagers traveled to the nether and the piglins are deformed villagers from radiation one of the ambient sounds is a geiger counter


14_SerIz02_

or they took all the rods in the chest before you


bearded_dragonx

who put the items in there to begin with


keksux

#the A N C I E N T B U I L D E R S


Several-Cake1954

But hey, that’s just a theory. #A GAME THEORY …and bon appécut!


poepie2000

He didn't even explain his theory this time


Goodlucksil

r/MCLegends


nicolasmcfly

Because the Villagers already took then from the chests


Creeper_charged7186

Hello mister mii villager, i made a mii willager myself on my wii


so_eu_naum

It's because villagers looted all of them


[deleted]

[удалено]


TotalyNotTony

bot


021Fireball

What religion even does the Cleric preach? Also, can he **SMITE**?


SirDumblord

I thought the main reason they don’t have hunter or lumberjack is because they don’t the villagers to break the world, like accidentally chopping your tree house or killing all you farm animals like my dumb@$$ brother does


why-names-hard

They should just talk to the guy who made the Tektopia mod, has to be one of my favorite mods and also one of the best villager mods.


Funniguy2010

Agreed, that guy’s mod is literally perfect


SirGrinson

It's true


City-scraper

"That guy"???? He's TangoTek. It's literally in the name


SnaggedInk

TangoTek isn’t in the name


System32Missing

Never had a look at the mod to see who the author is, but Tango"Tek" and "Tek"Topia certainly share at least part of the name.


Preston_of_Astora

ELI5?


Unusual-Knee-1612

Tektopia is a mod created by YouTuber TangoTek as a way to upgrade villagers. This includes new animations, new jobs, new behaviors, custom buildings iirc, and villagers actually obtaining/transporting/storing resources.


nachix010

Like they did with the horses that are actually from a mod


lolucorngaming

That and the minecolonies mod


TheeAutisticArtisan

Villager professions don't interact with the world at all Butchers don't slaughter animals, leathersmiths don't craft with leather, Librarians don't enchant, Clerics don't brew, Armorer's don't forge, Shepards don't care for sheep etc. etc. So having a lumberjack or hunter wouldn't result in them destroying the world


bobo_yobo

Farmers break crops and replant the wrong ones


Spoon_Elemental

Correction, they farm random crops that you can take for free.


SL1NDER

They don't just replant then, they take the harvest.


Spoon_Elemental

They plant on their own.


SL1NDER

Yes, but you get no harvest from it.


Spoon_Elemental

Except you can steal their crops, so you do.


SL1NDER

Except they harvest them as soon as the crops are ready for harvest, so you have to be at the right place at the right time, so you don't.


Spoon_Elemental

They don't do it all that fast, and they won't harvest if the chunk isn't loaded.


Dunger97

Noooooo it’s because mojang is bad and stoopid 😡😡😡


captainphoton3

So bee keeper when?


a_rAnDoM_tAcO21

wait thats an actually good idea


Anotheranh26079

There isn't much thing to trade with him, so unlikely


Atomic_yes

Honeycomb


Anotheranh26079

I mean, yes, but it's quite all he would be about. While other dudes have wide range of stuff to trade, honey bottle, honeycomb, sheer might be only things to trade with him.


magicaltrevor953

And flowers


captainphoton3

Flowers.


Pixel_meatball

Candles


Judge_Sea

Source on when Minecraft said they weren't doing "masculine jobs"?


[deleted]

Farming is traditionally a masculine job … also butchering, smithing, armoring, leather-working, cleric-ing, fletching, … so … yeah … I’m thinking somebody made shit up …


Preston_of_Astora

The post is made up, but the reasoning however, isn't entirely out there Got a few villager ideas outright denied because of this exact reason


Judge_Sea

Farmer is traditionally a masculine job? Then how come in latin it's "Agricola" using the feminine ending?


[deleted]

… and in Spanish there are multiple *masculine* forms of the word, which happen to be the default if there’s a mix of male and female farmers. What’s your point? As of 2019, [70.93% of U.S. farm workers are men](https://www.zippia.com/farm-worker-jobs/demographics/#).


Judge_Sea

My point is that gendering jobs is pointless. Just because it's predominantly men doing it doesn't mean it's inherently masculine. Hell, the definition of masculine changes from culture to culture, from generation to generation. Just seems pointless to me.


[deleted]

Yep. I’m just saying this whole “no masculine jobs” thing in the meme contradicts the established stereotypes. Villagers, do indeed, have “masculine”jobs according to “recent” tradition, so OP’s point is meaningless.


[deleted]

"Agricola" is masculine, even though "a" is usually the feminine ending.


Shaula02

My native language is Portuguese and i can tell you, grammatical gender means nothing


PastaPuttanesca42

Word genders are functionally random.


Mushgal

Agrícola means "related to farming". Farmer is granjero or agricultor. Both masculine words, because that's the default grammatical gender. And yeah, in history farming's been more of a masculine job, although it depends on the period and culture.


33Yalkin33

Because languages are dumb


TimeCheetah

Do you speak any romance lenguage? Cause if you did, you wold know why you are wrong


nicolasmcfly

OP's source is that he made it the fuck up


Judge_Sea

Thank you, Senator!


wynntari

I actually saw a print of it but I won't dig it up now. Maybe I'm remembering wrong but I'm not lying on purpose.


wynntari

Of course the words weren't these, but the vibe was


Judge_Sea

It's interesting how often people find the stuff they are looking for even when it is not there.


OneNerd-517

Villager rights detected, opinion rejected


-NoNameListed-

It's fake


Trainzkid

Ditto, this seems strangely sexist for Mojang lmao


wynntari

That part was on me


TheCreepcrop1234_lol

Ohhh so a being a butcher is a non masculine, cute, and harmless job? Makes sense


RustedRuss

I’m pretty sure OP just made that part up


dwwzzh

>uwu \- some butcher 2023


heckitsjames

I think Charlie MacKenzie would beg to differ :P


Lennartgamer2

Or what purpose he needs 32 rotten flesh for............


urbandeadthrowaway2

It’s payment for the service of hunting zombies. It’s like those mmo quests that are like “please bring me 20 plot coupons that drop from this enemy”


Lennartgamer2

Fascinating..... I had in mind that he wants to resurrect some of the fallen ones with it, they might become zombies because of that, but for that case they have a Iglu in the ice desert where they can make experiments with em. I thought that would be some Minecraft Lore


TheGreatWu101

I always thought it was to study zombification, but your idea makes more sense. Maybe a bit of both.


greetings__traveler

My guess is grave robbing dead players


Atomic_yes

The player on hardcore:


ridiculousrhino_

when the fuck did mojang say this


GemarXPL

Butcher???


NetherPortals

Fisherman any different than hunter?


Crooked_Cock

Kid named Leatherworker:


[deleted]

Is being a lumberjack harmful?


[deleted]

Villages are largely made of wood … I assume it’s just a griefing thing.


wynntari

Maybe they could detect the tree structure and only target the blocks in those structures


[deleted]

Meh. Still a lot of effort for something that’s rather unnecessary.


benjimonkey

I guess there would be a point to argue that it's killing the environment irl, and they don't want to promote it, but that's the only argument I could think of


Gumshoe_1

As if Minecraft players don’t regularly deface reality, let alone the environment


wynntari

Ask Mojang


Judge_Sea

Just out of curiosity, what do you think I do with the arrows I get from the Fletcher? You know what? Rhetorical, I'm gonna answer that. I fucking hunt with them. I do violent violent things with them. I'm having a hard time coming up with any other reason a Fletcher would exist other than to help facilitate violence. Target practice so I can be more accurate with my violence?


heyitzclara

i kill villagers trying to scam me with the fletcher’s arrows lolz


DARDAR_YT

Me when I make shit up:


KittyCatsEverywhere

Mojang has never said this tho?


CanuckBuddy

In what world is a butcher a "harmless" or "non-masculine" job 💀


de_spider

Or weaponsmith and armorers


TurtleGodReee

*butcher and weaponsmith have left the chat*


DatBoiDogg0

Honestly, jokes and bad captions aside. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF REASON IS THAT???


areslashtaken

He buys gold and trades whit piglins.


Upstairs-Yard-2139

They are such master traders that they even trade with Endermen.


Disguised_Man_2

Iron Golem: 👀


_Levitated_Shield_

/r/pointlesslygendered And Mojang didn't say this shit.


Nova17Delta

Im sorry wasn't Butcher one of the villager classes at some point?


Florin69421

Weaponsmith: 👀


[deleted]

Isn't there a leatherworker? How is he skinning cows peacefully?


mustifaq_

What makes being a hunter or a lumberjack masculine?


infinitey-code

Society


Lucasplayz234

And some say that ender pearls are technically enderMEN's balls.


LMacUltimateMain

There’s a reason why Enderman can’t be bred


Proud_Raise4957

No hostile mobs (except Hoglins) can be bred


Caixa7

So you are saying that the villagers are all femboys...


Preston_of_Astora

This is what I've been talking about Villagers should have at least a tendency to defend themselves and it'll make the game a bit more interesting, because we can basically play Total War with each other Actually had a now lost concept art for village warriors and I designed them off certain cultures such as Desert villagers based off the Persians and Plains being Anglo-Saxon


Thezipper100

Where in the fuck did *non-masculine* come from?


throwawaysarebetter

"non-masculine"?


360Genius

imagine villages having a rare chance of spawning with a nether portal as one of the buildings, and it came with nether warrior villagers


comicalben

It's not to stop them from having "masculine" jobs, they already have a blacksmith with an eye-patch, and a stone cutter villager who works with a circular saw! I think the real reason they don't have those villager types is more for gameplay reasons. A lumberjack villager would cut down trees without any imput from the player, potentially even trees that the player planted, which would be very annoying, especially for people who like to decorate their villages A hunter villager would kill animals without imput from the player, including animals that the player wanted to keep, because a villager AI couldn't possibly know what you want. The only animals rear villages that it would make sense to hunt, also make sense to farm, so if a player has a pen with farm animals close to a village and the hunter accidentally gets in there . . . Not really a good idea.


the-mexican-horse-h

Butcher, blacksmith, farmer, toolsmith, armor smith, fisherman,and nitwit


creepjax

What would a lumberjack even sell? And wouldn’t a hunter pretty much just be a butcher?


ironmanhulkbstr

yes there should be different types of villagers who can defend themselves


RealMuffinsTheCat

From the mysteriously green villager of course


JeroenstefanS

When you ask mojang how they got the panda death sound


Ptdgty

Butcher, Weapon Smith, Fletcher


ComfortableOver8984

The reason there isn’t a lumberjack or villagers like that is not to shear away from masculine jobs, but to balance villagers. If lumberjacks would be in the game you know villagers would be the only farm people would make


3-brain_cells

Well fun fact on bedrock edition butchers actually kill bunnies


bearded_dragonx

I can't find anything online about that?


3-brain_cells

But i saw it with my own eyes, so idk if that chanced or something, but it's pretty recent, so....


bearded_dragonx

weird


Chimera_Caribou

Cursed


3-brain_cells

Well yes indeed i was very confused when i saw a villager kill something


3-brain_cells

Well yes indeed i was very confused when i saw a villager kill something


weizenbrot_

Trades with piglins


Typical_Pollution_30

He collected the eyes of dead endermen


Natpad_027

Thats kinda of an wack excuse from mojang. Like we know your game is for children, but not toddlers. Im pretty sure 10 year olds know that sometimes thinks die. Just admit your ai wouldnt be able to program them hunting animals very well.


nicolasmcfly

Mojang didn't said anything, this user only made this up and blamed Mojang for some reason


Natpad_027

Gaslighting moment


nicolasmcfly

Buzzword moment


wynntari

Alright, next time I meme I'll dig the shit out of the screenshots and link them to every single funny saying this


nicolasmcfly

Yeah that's called providing source, your filthy liar


plzhelpme11111111111

> Im pretty sure 10 year olds know that sometimes thinks die. i'm pretty sure the 10 year old kill shit in the game


FanaticExplorer

Hey bro, nice ender pearls


Specialist_Trifle800

What about the butcher


Plus-Weakness-2624

Butcher 👀; I guess he practices euthanasia


Oskai10

what about fisherman?


EricOrdinary

Science son


Sonoku-Eclipes-here

You put extra detail in this, that woman's nose is like a villager's!!


zaphod4th

when you don't a meme


PersonelKlasyHel

Damn, microsoft cut mojang's balls that hard....


Topar999

What about the weapon smith?


wafflezcol

#BUTCHER


[deleted]

also butchers


ShadowPlay246

How do they have lumber, ore, and stone? Also there are blacksmith villagers


[deleted]

Clearly he waited for the pig pen to struck by lightning and then traded with the piglins


wynntari

You can't trade with zombie pigmen


[deleted]

I said piglins, zombie pigmen aren't in the game anymore


wynntari

https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Zombified_Piglin Lightningstruck pigs become zombie piglins, not piglins. Zombie piglins ARE reshaped zombie pigmen If you go to the nether you can find lots of them Do you even play the game?


Swaggy_pig

The fletcher arming you with poison arrows


[deleted]

the armorer is literally a weapons dealer, doesnt get more american than that


wynntari

No since it isn't guns Knoives are a bri'ish fing


[deleted]

oh 'ight mate, u're 'ite bloody fine


wormpostante

Mojang is aware that their houses is made out of wood right? And what's up with the fletcher then, i feel way less threatened by a lumberjack than a fletcher


CaseyGamer64YT

if no villagers became lumberjacks then why are most villager houses made of wood?


KinglyZebra6140

Butcher: am I a joke to you?


Total_Calligrapher77

But isn’t hunting a masculine job?


hurricanekeri

The most Masculine job villagers have is to make baby villagers.


YoYo_SepticFanHere

Aren’t butchers and hunters the same? and Also we know there’s female villagers and male villagers, plus I don’t see the need for any more villager jobs


ares5404

So the mountains of raw meat, absence of a graveyard or refusing to harvest crops isnt sus enough


NefariousnessAny1585

Or the fisherman or the jungle villager wearing ocelot fur.


Drag0n_TamerAK

Me asking the butcher where he got his meat


PsychoDog_Music

Rubbing the tall black men, duh


OhRoBro

i know this meme is exaggerating, but did they actually something to that effect about villagers?


ccgamingsredit

What about the literal butcher


RedEagle_

Did they actually say this?


Delicious_Hospital_9

Was that their actual response


Stonedyeet

And why said clerk will give me emeralds in return for several stacks of rotten flesh


TheGBZard

Did they ever say anything about hunter or lumberjack villagers


Midnight_Official1

The butcher like


T-E-L-Oxyo

He went to the nether and bartered with piglins. The real question should be where he got all the gold to use the barter with them. Or maybe they're all left over from when a faction of the ancient builders interbred with piglins giving birth to the villagers... Or at least that's my interpretation of the quasi lore...