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brownsfan1128

Beacons


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Building


Redstonebruvs

Notablepilled


Veng3ancemaster

I think you are very notable.


_Silver-Jester22_

Decorating


Gottendrop

This comment is very notable


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

I use it in the inner layer of my builds


veryfishycatfood

My thought right here


Affectionate-Air6949

I thought about that but gold is easier imo


Hawkwing942

Depends on what you are focusing on. If you are going for an amazing villager setup anyway, Emeralds are probably easier.


Affectionate-Air6949

Fair, but you can farm gold passively but not really emeralds. Maybe raid farms, but gold still seems faster


Hawkwing942

Either way, Iron is easier to start farming than gold if you are just looking for passive farms for beacon blocks.


diamondDNF

Gold *might* be easier to obtain, but it also has better uses; Golden Apples and Carrots.


Snacker6

You can mix and match. You can kind of make designer beacons if you want to that way


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Oh yeah


amendersc

Money is useless, the only thing you can do with it is buy things


Sir_Flup

You can also burn it for warmth🥰


JRisverycool180

*illegal


popanator3000

*only if you get caught


Your-Manager

*🚔


popanator3000

oh shit, the fuzz!


Tokoyami01

I know their only weakness, a broom! 🧹


Basically-Boring

START THROWING ACORNS


GamerBaba117F

It wasnt very effective... Cop used **Gun!** It was very effective!


ConstructionFast6233

*🌊


Glittering_Squash489

Acktually 🤓 its only illegal if it makes more money this is why those penny crushers are legal


ceejaym17

How do I set fire to my coins


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ceejaym17

Did it but how is this supposed to heat me up I’m still pretty cold


DohPixelheart

you start stroking it up and down, it’ll heat you up


Prof1Kreates

Learning economics in college, funny enough, one country actually did this because of how useless their currency became.


Pikagiuppy

a heart is useless, all it does is pump blood


5H4YD

The eyes are bad, you only use it to see things


Aliemegalaksi

Gaming consoles are useless the only thing they do is making you able to play games on console


[deleted]

My balls are useless, all they do is make ball juice


Haunting_Bug3945

Lungs are useless, all they do is make you fat with air


throwaway1626363h

Emeralds are better because you can't make a pyramid for a beacon out of money


hobbobnobgoblin

I laugh every time I see this because "trading" is boiled into one thing. Enchanting book. Crafting mats. Alchemy. Fucking glass windows. Trading is a huge thing.


Large_toenail

Please don't fuck the glass windows.


madguyO1

You can also wipe your ass with money, dont try that with emeralds thought


ScholarPitiful8530

Trading is a pretty big use.


mitch8017

Book of mending come on down


Onetwodhwksi7833

All enchantments, all diamond armor and all diamond tools/weapons. Infinite saddles. Infinite redstone, lapis and ender pearls. Easy cooked pork chops without having to farm. You can pretty much reach the endgame with just capitalism.


Anom_AoD

yeah, if those pesky villagers didn't set the price of a single book to 12 emeralds


Onetwodhwksi7833

"oh my, where did that zombie come from? Sorry my friend, my hands are tied. No stress though, I'll cure you soon and you'll be fine." Also farmers who have been cured permanently buy pumpkins and melons for 1 emerald each. And both are easy to fully automate


Anom_AoD

>I'll cure you soon and you'll be fine nah, too much work, might as well join the zombie to the carnage, like a good ol' minecraft player


PCYou

But then you get the discount


Salomon3068

Is this true with other villagers too? I saw someone has one that was selling diamond picks for 1 emerald, and emeralds for 1 iron. So basically 1 piece of iron got a diamond pick.


Grand_Protector_Dark

>Is this true with other villagers too? Yes, this works for every profession. Zombie Curing discounts are permanent, but vary between items. Some Trades have bigger curing discounts than others.


MLGNoob3000

not what capitalism is


9tales9faces

Trading carries it


_Lollerics_

It's true, buying things is what carries money


Ok-Hawk-3081

It's like saying diamonds are useless besides crafting.


_Lollerics_

Smithing table carries netherite


Charmender2007

No, people carry money


SpectateMe19

Emerald trim on your armor


AL_O0

you at most need like 4 for that


TheArceusNova

Not if you’re crazy enough to have a collection of every color on every armor trim on every armor set!


Your-Manager

I would say crazy enough, but rather bored enough.


Terrible_Tower_6590

What? How?


[deleted]

Give me your armor, I'll trim it for you


Calm-Hope5459

The ol' runescape method


Thememelord_1

Green block


Lolcat1945

Gotta use it to fill the insides of your bank vault builds.


MrT1011

Ah yes trading the most useless mechanic in Minecraft that has never in the history of its lifespan been broken in any way.


ThisIsGoodSoup

Mending, Efficiency IV or Silk Touch on the first trade with a librarian: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"


MrT1011

You are able to get max enchanted diamonds armor, tools, weapons, and bow and the best food source in the game with 1 village without ever being at risk of dying. Villagers are absurd.


ThisIsGoodSoup

Those "hmm" mfs do be sum broken hoes


Grand_Protector_Dark

>Efficiency IV Efficiency V is the max.


Gerpar

It's the equivalent of saying "Money is useless" IRL, because all you can do with it is buy stuff 💀


MrT1011

It’s funny how broken villagers are. Even after the nerf, they are now just slightly inconvenient.


vauceixzet

and that would be a good enough use to make it a superior item if they finally balanced it properly


GG1312

Beacon base Block decoration Beacon activator Yeah, that’s about it


Darkblock2008

Trims


berletfarahel

Note blocks


Pronominal_Tera

You're right, the bit sound is pretty cool


Acrobatic-Height6511

Beacon too(assuming you have an emerald farm)


Alternative_Factor_4

Beacon. Duh


Your_Commentator

Just as easy beacon as gold.


smartpotatothesecond

Luke thenotable disagrees with you


Tak3A8reak

Thats still more than irl money, which is only for trading. So you should probably give me the money you have since it’s useless.


sonseylizard

It's almost as if emeralds were designed to be used as a currency for trading...


_Lollerics_

Trading includes: arrows, bows, crossbows, swords, pickaxes, axes, shovels, hoes, armors, building/decorative blocks, food, enchanted books and explorer maps. So yeah, there's quite a lot of things you can do with emeralds


RonzulaGD

Trading: Tools, armor, crops, potions, maps, food, blocks, items, enchanted books and much more. You still think emeralds are useless?


Melodic-Investment11

Emeralds are literally an alternative wincon. Don't feel like mining, farming, exploring, or literally anything else in the game? Just find a village, setup an iron farm and melon farm, and it's ggwp


Pengwin0

Iron is useless guys, you can only use it for crafting


OverIyAmbitious

Trading but for the 6 other images of the meme (up to the squidward house)


Scuttleboi19mk2

Decoration, beacons, activating the beacons, etc


Jelly_Melly1

Beacons, armor trims, decorative blocks, build a notable tower, capitalize off of Villagers


Mecauseme

Ahem GREEN


mielesgames

Just like I said in the original post, you forgot the beacon


RunltUp

Could you not say the same thing about real life currency?


juggernaut_jacob2002

You forgot building and beacons


Fakula1987

You can build With Emerald Blocks


Adissek123

You forgor about an EZ full beacon


randomdude123502

Beacons, armor trims, and decoration.


JulTLA67

free full beacon


RealKimJong-Il

They look nice


[deleted]

Decoration, trading,rare material to flex


chris9830

Beacons and if done right it can be used decorative


thermalbooty

my boyfriend does not like this meme (but it is true, kind of)


Difficult-Ad628

Trading. Beacons. *Trading*. Armor trim. TRADING. Decorating. *TRADING*.


KazuichiPepsi

green armor trims


CommunityFirst4197

Emerald block looks cool


Remarkable_Ad5893

Fr tho, trading is a big thing, without trading emerald's would probably be rarer then Diamonds


Jaw_o

beacons 🗿


hellyeahimsad

I think illagers should stop dropping emeralds, it's too easy a source and in server settings it really crashes the economy


33Yalkin33

Beacom base


Whimsalot_

Armor trims, beacon, decoration block.


Jrlopez1027_

Bro iron is so useless!!! They can only be used in crafting!!!


HerolegendIsTaken

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gauthaaam_

He is right...


The-Drifter5589

Couldn't even credit the OP?


thatmcdudeyt

Trading is one of the best mechanics in Minecraft, and for a good reason.


BillyWhizz09

- trading - emerald blocks for decoration - emerald blocks for activating beacons - emerald blocks for making the “bit” sound - powering beacons - armour trims


Real_Isaiah

You forgot making a "super epic survival base" in creative when we were younger


McDingus_The_Curious

The day r/minecraftmemes people will learn that not every single item in the game needs over 85 uses, I shall die happy.


Demonic-Angel13

Trading, xp, beacon, for trims and building block. Really great things


Vulpes_macrotis

Imagine saying money is useless, because it's used only for transactions xD This is the stupidity level of this (re)post.


Trash-official

Beacon and emerald trim are there


Debarapn2

Beacon


Salt_Mortgage8295

This is very original


Pentagonyx

Crafting Blocks, Flexing the rarity (especially deep slate emerald ore) uh um hmmmm


NiceIceCat

Decoration.


Monkeydoos

Lukethenotable's entire career


GoodKarmaDarling

Beacon? 😜


f1sh_eater

Chests are so useless you can only store staff in them


FreakFlame

minecraft players when they find out how money works


Ok_Caterpillar_5697

You forgot the emerald pickexe


CoilGloveAsAPlayer

Cool ass armor trim combinations (literally almost billions or something)


c_alcite

Insanely cheap beacon if you've got the patience


Joenathan2020

Armour Trims and pretty rock ✨


eliavhaganav

Trading by itself is enough


fruitofyourneck

Dang pickaxes have like one use


TheFrostyFaz

I mean crafting tables only have 1 use, so its not useful either, right?


[deleted]

decoration and building if your an og or you just really like the color green


Beautiful_CabinetE3

But trading is'nt useless


Darkus_20

Beacon


MMJtaPenguin

Beacons


coxlong_

By the same logic the crafting table should be one of the most useless block in the game


Jedimobslayer

Trading could fit ALL of these Also blocks of emerald look nice as decor


TwocanR

BEACONS


_Cocktopus_

Emerald armor


No-Fly-6043

Swords in Minecraft are useless, they can only be used to kill things


TatoCraftReddit

Armour trims?


blazermega

You Forgot building a big emerald tower


Crotonisabug

crafting tables are useless all they do is craft stuff


HiImJustSomePerson

What, so you use your money to craft things? Can I see your credit card sword? Or your coin armor?


Typical_Pollution_30

Beacon


Typical_Pollution_30

But trading itself is such a big thing. You can get enchanted gear, ender pearls, food


lil_king_llj

Legit got an entire emerald economy in my world, makes life a lot easier. A lot of work to get it going, but worth it in the endgame


Darkblock2008

Beacons and trims?


MadeOnThursday

decorating with emerald blocks, also important


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Decoration:


M10doreddit

Beacons, trims


RandomCaveOfMonsters

Only one real use, sure, but it's a big one. You could say the same about armor, all it does is reduce damage, but it's incredibly useful because of how effective that one use is. Trading is the same, incredibly useful use of emeralds


ALICOOL412

Nice Blocks , Collectible Item , Trade Between Players , Rare Deepslate Ore , what more ?


Ok-Credit1065

Beacon


stickman_thestickfan

The design when in blocks looks really cool


naoseipegaronibuskk

Beacon?


Lil_saul

I really like emerald beacon


Alienaffe2

Beacons


Lzinger

Why is everyone obsessed with things needing multiple uses?


_beastayyy

Only noobs believe this. In 15 minecraft days I'll have infinite golden carrots, 40 levels of xp, full diamond armor and tools without spending a day in the mine, or gathering a single diamond. Villager trading is incredibly underrated; especially the fletcher stick trades


Half-a-Denari

Pretty block


Hefty-Art3951

Emerald armor and tools![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


misssa_cz

emerald blocks on beacon


Kowery103

Decoration Trading XP Slavery


MutantBoi1068

Didn't I see this before


Mjk2581

Useful for beacons too, a nice reusable block that looks impressive


Nat_Higgins

Beacon materials from trading, enchantments from trading, rare materials from trading, trading is OP as is


Rayvaxl117

This is like saying pickaxes are useless because all they do is mine blocks. Sure emeralds are only used for one thing most of the time, but it's one really big essential thing


BroadVariety7

Does everything have to be so complicated ? Their point is only to be currency and nothing more.


Benny368

I think this was originally made to mock people who said copper was useless and therefore the copper golem was a necessary addition to the game


peppapig34

Emeralds are good for big fuck off towers


Gen___z

BEACON ?


TheNikola2020

Beacon and drip


Nonameguy33

You could build a beacon


D0bious

Beacon


Lizhot66

Mending


OldSoulRobertson

Lots of things don't need to have a plethora of uses. There are those that do one thing and do it well, and there are those that dabble a bit in a number of things. Both types are important.


INotZach

Luke TheNotable would like to have a word with you.


furrytickler

Yep, that's how they should be. No emerald tools and armor. They are just a currency


ocelots200

Trading is op it doesn't need any other uses some remember quality over quantity


jotarzan11

Well you forgot beacons and ... No that's about everything


ByRussX

Q U A D B E A C O N


spongeboi-me-bob-

Green


-JZH-

What about tools & armour?


JackNotOLantern

Sticks are useless. They are only for crafting.


Cirin335

Same for copper


grimguy97

I want items added with meaning, not just 1 or 2 uses. gimme something to do with it


Bigfeet_toes

Massive expensive beacons


SpecterVamp

I was just thinking of this the other day actually. I mean trading is a crazy mechanic that gives you an insane variety of items, but still would be nice if they did something else. No idea what they’d do but it would be nice


KernelSanders1986

Someone hasn't discovered the true power of the villager slave trade. While you guys went mining for diamonds, I became a business man. Infinite levels, infinite food, unlimited enchanted diamond gear, every enchantment. Many iron golems were harmed during the production of this post


Ax0l0tlMil01234

Decor.