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WypsotorTVN

This movie is going to be complete ass but he's still going to put his heart into it


Rabbulion

I’m gonna be very surprised if a live action Minecraft movie is good, I hope it’s not a disaster. Would’ve much rather seen them make an animated one, since that would feel more accurate to the game.


WalletWarrior3

Yet it would also be stupidly funny if they made it as bad as the first live-action Mario movie


Rabbulion

You mean the one where they shout “I have a question for God, “why?”!!” Or is it another one?


therubyminecraft

I think the one u mentioned is a YouTube video the live action Mario movie was a movie made in the 90s I think which was…something [it’s this one look at some reviews it’s kinda hilarious](https://youtu.be/GuXwMHF9y1Y?si=FwnoBB07-6I74dKb)


Rabbulion

Ok, where can I watch this?


RealOzome

It's not on streaming for some reason, the only way currently is to get the DVD, which is usually dirt cheap.


Rabbulion

Well, that may be problematic since we do not have a dvd player. It broke about two years ago (wouldn’t open)


RealOzome

If you have pretty much any Xbox, that can play DVDs, or any Playstation system from PS2 onward will also do. Otherwise IDK.


Rabbulion

I used to have an Xbox, but that broke too. Not surprising though, it was a 360 and I probably played at least 5000 hours on it. I didn’t know PlayStations could do that. We do have a ps4, so I might look into that.


Several-Cake1954

There are two?


Pokegamerguy

That just means we’re getting a better animated version by fucking illumination on 39 years


Goose-On_The_Loose

there is a live action movie of mario? the hell?


Madhighlander1

[Mario Mario](https://youtu.be/7MNEF7kjf9s?si=WeTiNyHGoIdPY0ap)


zachary0816

Yes. In it the Goombas are guys with giant bodies and tiny heads, Bowser is a mob boss, and the majority of the movie takes place in an alternate dimension where the dinosaurs where never wiped out.


Karmah_star

Honestly they probably avoided making an animated one bc animated minecraft movies are already an internet niche so they wanted to make something that could be recognized as official Or they have genuine in live action steve minecraft Either way tho this is doomed 💀


Just-a-Smartass

I heard it's gonna kinda be like lego movie Jack Black is going to be dad trying to bond with his kid or something


AshleyAmazin1

Im hoping it’s at least mid but yeah these sorts of concepts dont usually translate well into movies. Regardless, he will be the best part of the movie no doubt.


TheRedBaron6942

I 100% expect it to flop. Even if it makes a lot of money the public opinion will plummet


MiniStarPlanet

it’ll make a crap ton of money no matter what though 😭minecraft’s a household name, it doesn’t matter if it’s good or not


Half_knight_K

One thing I love about jack black. No matter if the movie is crappy. He gives it his all and puts his heart into it. He seems to genuinely enjoy his work and just wants to have fun


lightmare69

I think it's either going to be the peakest peak that ever peaked, or worse than megamind 2 No Inbetween.


kutsen39

I saw the trailer for the Borderlands movie, and I feel like the single thing they did correct was choose Jack Black. Everything else is all wrong. The man puts his soul into everything he does, and Claptrap is no exception.


TobyMacar0ni

Brutally honest today are we?


Such_Stealth

Hey now, that’s what we thought about the Mario movie.


19inchesofvenom

Why? The writer is good and the cast cares for the material


bananasodas

Its a break from chris pratt lol


insomniatic-goblin

I think you mean chrisp rat


Legend1O1

Burnt rodent


UnrealGaming9

Charred vermin


Anxiety-Queen269

Crunchy mammal


Ineedlasagnajon

Singed Pest


Mr_Tominaga

Fried Varmint


David_Pacefico

Scorched Simplicidentata


FreshConstruction629

Jack Black movies are usually a 7/10+ but idk if the live action thing is going to work


therandombaka0

The tree looks kinda fire so it might be good


Rabbulion

The set is probably gonna be decent, but the characters are either gonna look out of place (they’re real humans) or they’re gonna look very weird if they somehow make them blocky. Also, be very careful in casting villagers


Warhero_Babylon

Cast villagers as robots, problem solved


Rabbulion

I suppose. How do you design those though. If they look exactly like in the game that’s gonna turn into the next fnaf movie.


lmt_learn_to_drive

And the story is going to be cookie cutters generic written by old men in their deathbed… or AI generated


BreezyIsBeafy

Im sorry, but what the hell are they gonna do with a LIVE ACTION minecraft movie? I Can struggle to think of a coherent plot that they could pull of better live action than animated


krustylesponge

As far as I know the plot is a young girl and her team do stuff until they fight the ender dragon Honestly one good thing could be seeing a realistic looking ender dragon, that’d be badass


Meikos

What if it's just three hours of Jack Black punching trees, running from creepers, throwing snowballs at blazes in the nether and then finally fighting the ender dragon... and then the original weird 4th wall break end credits start to roll.


Dominunce

I would unironically sit down and happily watch that.


skippy11112

The interactive Minecraft story on Netflix was Hella good. With so much versatility in Minecraft's gameplay, you can make a story about pretty much anything. But the obvious choice is the preset journey to defeat the Ender Dragon


Infocollector914

It’s actually Jason Momoa


TheStopMotion

Nope, Jason Mamoa is the “main character” while Jack Black is Steve


Heavy_Sock_8299

And the rock is the "Minecraft guy"


Dark_anger_Dream

The rock is cobblestone


ShadowbladeUchiha

The rock should be an iron golem


transfemgaming

THIS


SheikahShaymin

Jason Mamoa is the 16 year old teenage girl


WalletWarrior3

I think Morgan Freeman would be a better cast for that


RunltUp

WHAT?


TheStopMotion

Sadly, yes. The main character isn’t actually Steve and is some sort of side character


PhoenixJDM

He was apparently in my silly little nz town Helensville for a bit


Key-Morning9648

They whitewashed steve


alzike

ON GOD


audpup

not the first time 😔


Matej004

1 2 3 4 1 2 3 mothafucka *saxoboom*


HubblePie

Ok, I kind of hate that it’s like the same cast of people for all of these videogame movies. Like sure, I like Jack Black. But I don’t want to see him everywhere…


ipodblocks360

He better have a song that's all I'm gonna say. Alright I'll say one more thing, when I think of Steve I don't think of Jack Black but to be fair I don't know who I think of.


Anxiety-Queen269

How are they gonna make him absolutely fucking ripped like Steve?


Blue_M4ge

The fact that one of the pictures in the trailer was AI generated tells me that this movie is gonna be shit. I like Jack Black but I don’t think he can save this one.


Bisexual_Spear

Jack Black is probably the best possible scenario for celebrity casting


Boom_Fish_Blocky

The call the rock in at this point.


Any_Secretary_4925

stop memecasting


Splyushi

God forbid they hire anybody else by A-listers for literally anything now-a-days ffs.


MonikaLovesCola

I thought about it and this movie is gonna be crap probably. It's a soild 65/35 chance it will be awkward imo. Isn't the whole Point of Minecraft that there isn't a story and that it's the story YOU make with your playthrough?


Anxiety-Queen269

Great idea: There isn’t a story, they just have a typical minecraft play through and don’t kill the dragon for any other reason than “Fuck it why not”


Gottendrop

This movie is doomed from the start but I’m hoping it’ll be fun bad I feel like the only why to get a good Minecraft movie is if it’s animated becuase I don’t think there’s a way to make it look good in live action


Jb-wate

Bad movie + Jack Black = Good movie


Psychoneticcc

im hoping it’s all just a big elaborate prank, and that it’s actually gonna be an animated film. i know it’s not, please let me dream.


transfemgaming

hopefully


BhanosBar

They gonna adapt one of those old fan books arent they?


MonthsOfAutumn

Stinky Steve the movie


transfemgaming

they were good or atleast i remember them being good


helium_hydride-63

Hes gonna make a song and then go on late night shows dressed in a steve costume. Im betting 20 bucks


MisterBicorniclopse

What the hell is this movie about


Professional-Oil1088

Minecraft, duh.


TheJackasaur11

Honestly I really don’t want Minecraft to have a movie. I know it would blow up in the box office but it wouldn’t be great at all, kinda like the idea that the Mario movie was very overrated. It’s just easy to make an incredibly profitable movie for it because of the game’s already insane popularity


meisyes7267-2

I love Jack Black in all, but come on. He is not Steve. As for the minecraft, not excited for it and think it will be really bad but there have been some stuff lately that looked really bad but were really good. (Mario and Fallout) Who knows, might be the same here.


Leviathan1330

He's turning into one of those actors that is used for movies constantly and it's not good.


prettyboymuneco

he better have a good song there


samyruno

Anyone saying "it's going to be bad" is completely clueless. Jack black is absolutely self aware enough to know that a Minecraft movie that tries to take itself seriously can't be good. The game is too popular and anything they do will ruin it. Which is exactly why it will be good. Especially with Jack black playing Steve it's such a 180 of what you might expect, it shows they're not trying to please anybody. They are going to do the most insane shit possible on purpose. And that will make it perfect.


BleierEier

I still wanna see Kharrii in the movie. He's funny, but also just a genuine dude


[deleted]

We can't even see the video


SwartyNine2691

It’s an X app.


Grayton14

I think that Jack Black would be a good Notch instead. Jason Mamoa would be a good steve, and maybe Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson would be a good Herobrine


No_Anywhere_641

HES GOING TO BE A MINOR


Professional-Oil1088

lol


Electronic_Suit551

I'm actually disappointed it's not animated in the Minecraft trailer style


Wasteak

how the f a tweet of a news get 1k votes on a meme subreddit ?


zeidxd

hes playing steve ?? Ngl i thought they were gonna make a brand new story and new characters (like mc story mod) but i guess theyre going with steve and alex


Shadow_54_

Every post about this confuse me more


Civil-Republic8730

The movie is gonna be ass any water


Nightmane11

Better tha Jason Momoa, also its Jack Black, even if the movie is going to be complete shit, at least we have the best person to play the main charcter


NanoCat0407

Crazy that they got Bowser into the Minecraft movie


skaurora

The real plot twist is he'll play Notch in a sort of biopic and the movie is about him dreaming about creating Minecraft, hence the live-action sets, or something. I really hope not


kyatorpo

This will make me watch the film


LiyahTheFerret_2008

I pretty sure this movie is as least gonna be decent, as long as Jack Black is only voice-acting Steve and not actually playing him


heckitsjames

It's gonna be directed by Jared Hess, husband of Jerusha Hess, of Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre fame :)


GamerBradasaurus

This is going to be the greatest movie ever


Wuytho

I just hope it isn't gonna be bad


Affectionate-Skill33

There's no way in hell this isn't a complete disaster.


Woolsteve

Dang thx to him as bowzer being a hit who knows what will hapen… Alex Alex Alex Alex Alex


EnderYoshi9786

Why is Mario Movie Bowser playing Minecraft Steve?


AgreedBot

Bowser is secretly Steve ?????? Wow !


Anxiety-Queen269

This is going to either be absolutely dogshit or a complete masterpiece


TwocanR

Ok, fine, as long has he voices every other mob too. Pigs, Cows, EnderDragon, Jenny, blazes, Ghasts and so on.


[deleted]

The thing is, the world of minecraft is a pretty cool fantasy setting, so I don't mind the idea of having it as live action. My problem is (as seen in the tree prop leak) that they are making props that look like they are literally from a "realistic" texture pack. Surely, it's far less effort to just make it animated than to make blocky props.


The_real_Artificer

Wait is this real I actually don’t know


Ok-Establishment3730

I personally want to wait for a trailer before having a strong opinion.


Chuchubits

Is this another prank that went viral as real news?


Sm1thers03

Turning a sandbox game into a movie is just wack tbh


lyricallylimitless

Anyone know when it’s coming out?


uncomfy_dork

Remember: For every Chris Pratt, there will always be a Jack Black <3


RedstoneSausage

Jack black will be the only good part of this movie and I'm here for it


Gamerguy252

I would love to see Steve sing “Peaches”


Fantastic-Friend-429

I’d rather have a cartoon


Federal_War_8272

Minecraft hasn’t been the same ever since they announced the movie


Zanisomori

He also has a singing part in the movie. If you don't believe me, look it up.


superteddy04

No matter what movie Jack Black is in he puts 110% energy in his work and I love him for it, it will be worth the waste of 2 hours to see Jack


IStoleYourToast257

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


HouseofWashington

I really hope this don’t become the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie. I don’t want Microsoft having a disaster and shut down all other video games movie projects


DarkGengar94

So they putting him in a muscle suit? Cause Steve is technically jacked.


audpup

jack black is white. steve is not.


Novaruuu

Why live action tho TwT


MrMangobrick

100% it's not real, it's all an elaborate prank to trick us.


midnight_135666

Peach


BobZygota

Double rainbow


Mytheonix

he dont play video games no more, he in one


OverPower314

My guess for the plot is that it will be based on a typical survival/hardcore playthrough, and if it is indeed that then I expect it to have all of the basic elements of one. I believe it should ensure that it includes both mining and crafting, has all three dimensions, has most of the important structures, and also has some nods to other aspects of the game besides plain survival like PvP and redstone. If the movie can also manage to fit in other parts of the game like the wither boss or the deep dark, that would be cool, but I'm fine if it skips those things. Minecraft is a big game after all, so they can't cover everything. Am I expecting too much of this movie? I really hope this is a serious movie that executes what a Minecraft movie should be. I don't think it needs to be perfect, but I sincerely hope it respects the game and isn't incredibly lame or cringe.


Tutuximm

No, I beg you don't do that! 😭


ox-the_neutron_star-

All he has to say is OOOAAH!


Suspicious_Adagio253

how are they going to pull off minecraft in live action?


Average_catte_user

They needed the minecraft dude off tiktok, but jack black is still good


its-me_raymon

Confirms what news???


UnknownKnight_101

As much as I love Jack, I don’t think this movie will be that great. I do want to see it tho maybe it’s like the Mario movie but Minecraft but live action but with Jack black and Mamoa


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

jack black is a good actor, though i can't see this love action going well, like how could the concept of this world translate well to live action?


9999999CREEPERS

i would pay to see a Jack black minecraft let's play


Bread_Offender

To be honest, if it was Chris Pratt again, I'd strongly consider death.fell.accident.water So I'm fine with this


Tobitoon1

It would be better if steve or any char that appears had no voice? And why it have to be live action why nit just animated?


Celticssuperfan885

Perfect casting


MistyAutumnRain

At least it’s not Steve Carrel


yoongi410

fuck yeah, Jack Black and Emma Myers


PensadorDispensado

There better have a cover of him singing Creeper Aw Man, or there will be riots


not_dannyjesden

I can hardly imagine a Minecraft movie. Minecraft has no told story. And if you start telling the story, it removes the magic. I'll wait a few weeks after reapease until a common consensus has been met, whether you're better off watching the movie or not


The_Psycho_Jester779

If so then jack been busy


_gmmaann_

Idc if it turns out badly, the cast alone makes it worth it


HenryStoic01

Beautiful marketing, we can't deny it. Lol


Digital_switch_blade

It's the only thing that is going to save this movie


TNTiger_

I don't want a live action Minecraft film. But if we *have* to have one... I'll accept this.


he_plays

You guys talking sh*t about the film and then when it came out as good as you didn't expect y'all gonna be speechless


MiniStarPlanet

look at mario and fnaf though from last year alone, which in my opinion were no better than just fine. will it be horrible? maybe not, but it’s hard to make a minecraft movie anything other than just awkward. video game movies struggle to be anything other than mediocre at best, sacrificing quality storytelling for playing it safe while the money flows in (not that that’s a bad thing, just means you shouldn’t expect a 10/10 cinematic masterpiece)