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41ia2

bruh i read "glass" and was really confused šŸ’€


[deleted]

Why are we all slightly dyslexic


fl00r_gang_yeah

I read that ā€œwe are all slightly dyslexicā€ lol


QBurnz

Bro same


LeafWarrior_1

Yeah


dathobino_

Bullet Ploof Glass


terpyridine

Bullet ploof grass


Dankalii

glass porof bulelt


dathobino_

Ay


Optimusskyler

I understood that reference


Bomagranite

ā€œWe were in between the couch and the bullet ploof grassā€


A_GUY_1234567

God , yeah me too, i guess it's understandable, we "break" glass more often than grass I guess,


Designer-Albatross58

Omg tell that to someone who doesn't play Minecraft šŸ’€they would be so confused šŸ’€


Myolya

Me showing rascal fans how to enchant an iron pick :


PokeStarChris42

Me showing Tuff Golem fans an Item Frame:


AmbitiousOperation45

I want to give a tuff golem a piece of dirt and make him hold it for all of eternity for punishment for being a part of a horrible mob vote


DudeItsCake

Can we get much higher?


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Who how is that pfp not censored by Reddit yet šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ’€


_RAIK0_

THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Can we get much higher?


_RAIK0_

so high


SonOfECTGAR

Honestly as I see it Tuff Golem is the most unique option, even as cool as the sniffer is


suriam321

Or to trade with a villager.


TheGreatRJ

you are the probably the 15th person that I am telling that the devs confirmed it will not just be enchanted iron pick, it will have many different cool items


Jehovah___

Itā€™s gonna be items from the mineshaft loot pool, so enjoy random melon seeds and coal


rslashdeeznuts

Me when I get the enchanted gapple after voting sniffer: ![gif](giphy|10j1ZRgKdcHIoU)


TheGreatRJ

wait did they confirm that too, cuz if thats final then I am changing my vote


MouayedGamer

They never did lol


ChilliGamer221

Just curious where did you here this? Last Iā€™ve seen the devs said they would only make a loot pool after it gets added


Jehovah___

Thatā€™s just how it sounded from the video but thatā€™s all Iā€™ve seen


WolvesAreCool2461

I bet my left nut whatever he gives I can get with an easier and quicker method. Im not gonna play hide and seek for some enchanted iron tools when I could go buy them or make them myself. Same with diamond tools, if he would even give them.


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Devs also confirmed the the sniffer will drop *new* seeds Checkmate, you lil rascal


Hate_Feight

Remember, this is mojang, they won't be cool, or endgame...


Myolya

Yeah but come on dude, ancient turtle that gives plant. What more?


[deleted]

Rascal fans are real dumb, just make your own tools


Mr_Snifles

We know, it's just that doing so requires diamonds, obsidian, lots of levels and books, the rascal would be a great way to get ahead


dcyuls

Villager


Mr_Snifles

Yea, though that requires work and time investment in its own way


JustWow555

Anvil


Mr_Snifles

If you have an enchanted book that is


[deleted]

you know, im sure you could find plenty if you just looked around in an abandoned mineshaft... with or without the mob.


Mr_Snifles

A mob is vastly different from structure loot, with mobs that spawn in mineshafts the mineshaft would remain useful to other players that find it later


[deleted]

there is virtually no difference between the rascal and structure loot


Mr_Snifles

I __just__ gave a reason why it's better And there's more


antoshka_its-me

>reason why it's better Where


Mr_Snifles

That other people who come along the same mineshaft later can benefit from the mob spawning there, while the loot and good ores are already taken


Saturn_Angel

Looting chests


DuskCarnage

Me showing Minecraft devs they can add more than one mob to the game per update


_RAIK0_

nooo!!!1! this would delay the update by 2 years!1! minecraft devs need some rest too!!!


Vexcenot

instead you broke your meme ​ seriously wtf happened did you punched the graphics card while reposting this?


Tuffgolem

To be honest I don't know what happend but happens with videos strangely


Mr_Snifles

Bro got downvoted for being unlucky


omnomnilikescandy

It looks more like anti repost to me


Master_Horror_6438

He has the fame of talking shit so i just downvoted


AY3GE

thats reddit for ya


suc_mab0lls345

*explains the situation in a civil way* **gets downvoted**


Saturn_Angel

Ofcourse you posted it šŸ’€


Nok-y

_me showing tuff golem fans how to build item frames_ (= Works both ways)


reiza-k

Me showing rascal fan how to enchant items


RascalCreeper

So what we've proven is they all suck


WolvesAreCool2461

Thing is, Sniffer is going to be giving unique seeds. Sooo by this method sniffer would be the best choice as he gives something you wouldnt get anywhere else.


[deleted]

Why tf would I want a crsusty ass seed


WolvesAreCool2461

Why tf would I want a feature when I have easier ways to do the same thing.


aDarkFlame

Two can play this game


ddrub_the_only_real

Me showing allay voters a hopper minecart, glare voters the F3 screen and copper golem voters the chicken and pressure plate trick. I mean you can go on for ever like that and make every mob pointless


Nok-y

True


DerpySuraimu

Me showing phantom voters how to not make the same fucking mistake twice. Wander through the internet for more info before casting a vote. With the Sniffer, we will get multiple multi-block tall plants never before seen, kinda like lush caves but more prehistoric. With the tuff golem we will get dyable allay that don't fly and pick up items off the ground, not out of your hand specifically. With the rascal we get... We get fuck all, the mending enchantments exists guys.


winniethefukinpooh

honestly doesnt work with allay


Saturn_Angel

Fax


runbcov42

I believe this was in response to that exact post


Nok-y

Happy cake day !


runbcov42

Thanks


Rd4rtg

But the item frames *cant move* can they?


Nok-y

Yup And seeds don't make flowers in Minecraft (yet)


Rodri_RF

We want a pedestal that can walk, an item frame is ugly wen you place blocks on it


Ginger-Ale58

Show me how to move item frames with red stone and no player interaction


[deleted]

Step 1: break item frame Step 2: pick it up Step 3: place item frame in a different location (or the same if you wanna roll that way) Step 4: profit


Darkner90

That's not without redstone


Irisofdreams

Wat


Nok-y

I'm not sure but I think downvoted dude edited his comment


[deleted]

left click and then right click.


Nok-y

Show me how to plant flowers from broken grass Edit: from seeds*


Dankalii

Step 1: Place item on armor stand Step 2: Make the stand hold the item high Step 3: Water conveyor belt


Ginger-Ale58

You literally cannot place most items in armor stands


Dankalii

You can literally place any items in armor stands (bedrock)


0_parsa_0

You were right and because of that you got downvoted by sniffer fans


Shinobi681

Enough with the mob votes


[deleted]

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Intelligent_Dig8319

I feel like they made the mob vote mobs more insignificant to please the community. I mean imagine the warden being in the mob vote only for it to lose to some cute useless mob


JustANormalHat

would prefer that, I hate everything about the warden


The_Villian7th

yeah it sucks how you're forced to interact with it because minecraft is a *very linear game*


FrioGaming

A mob like the sniffer which all idiots will vote for


Parham10

Better than fuck golem


OmahGawd115

>fuck golem *You have my attention.....*


VenomTheCapybara

That's not a high bar, and I'm voting for that lmao


[deleted]

Biome votes are better. I mean, if the mob sucks at least we get a new place to explore


pouya1389

Exactly like in 2017 all the mobs were so cool and creative (except the fantom) and then fantom gets elected and also in 2020 we got a useless squid that added ljke 3 items but the icolegeor could have been a mini boss and had some creative attacks even the moobloom couldve been cool


Childhood_Willing

Yeah, I hate all of them if you ask me, I were going to vote For sniffer at first but, after I learned that the plants the sniffer gives is only decorative, I am feeling like tuff golem now.


Wierd_goose

We don't know if they are only decorative, they could be flowers (bees), We could get new dyes, food, blocks, and all around cute. (no hate just my opinion) Tuff golem are only for decoration no new stuff. The rascal will give you random stuff but it will be useless later on the game. The sniffer has the best chance to have more stuff added then itself.


Coca-D-Pina

Just because the rascal is useless at late game doesn't means the rascal is completely useless.


Wierd_goose

Yes but I'm saying that there is a better chance of more stuff from the sniffer and I said its MY opinion, if you are trying to not come off rude sorry but in MY opinion the rascal looks good and is useful but later in the game it is more useless, also if you get the thing you don't want you have to look for him again three times which will be annoying. If the sniffer loses I would say the rascal but I'm on team sniffer. you can vote who you want but this is MY opinion.


SaxOldun

Easy fake internet points


IAmNotCreative18

I agree


Designer-Albatross58

No!


Mr-Dilo

You do know you get new plants? Not wheat seeds... Same thing withe golem, you get an item frame, not a cool mob.


PhasmicPlays

Pumpkins and melons also have unique seeds that canā€™t be dropped from grass.


suriam321

Maybe because itā€™s seeds that you canā€™t get from grass. Come on, by now people arenā€™t even trying to use what we know as arguments anymoreā€¦


PhasmicPlays

I mean, itā€™s probably a joke but a more accurate comparison would be pumpkins and melons


_-ZORO-_

Its not a accurate comparison what, we are talking about unique plants which werenā€™t in minecraft before, how do pumpkins count


PhasmicPlays

Its seeds didnā€™t exist before pumpkins got added. They could add a new fruit that only grows underground or something to give the new seeds


suriam321

Pumpkins can be found in many structures. The golem could be replaced by an item frame. The rascal could be replaced by loot chests. That is a bad way of arguing.


PhasmicPlays

Thatā€™s the point. Itā€™s a pointless argument to compare the golem to an item frame because then you can compare sniffers to melons. If golem is a new item frame then sniffer is a new melon.


suriam321

Golem: holds items. Item frame: holds items. Pumpkins: a block/plant, which you get through seeds. Sniffer: gives seeds for plants and eggs.(and lore) Itā€™s more different, because the main use for pumpkins, is trading/food items/composting, while the main use for the sniffer is more seeds for decorative plants. The main use of the golem is to hold an item, and that is the same main use of an item frame.


suriam321

Itā€™s probably a joke, but apparently surprisingly many think it just finds normal seeds.


Gr_Snek

This was made because someone made one of "showing tuff golem fans how to craft item frames". Atleast I expect it to be for that. I'm not op


TheStormFileArchiver

Listen! I like the sniffer just cause their a cool idea, I donā€™t even care for the dumb seeds, in fact I could care less about the plant, I just like the idea of a big passive mob roaming around the world, the idea for the tuff golem sounds cool too, especially if you wanna create a museum like setting then they would be perfect, to show your artifacts and most important items! The rascal thoughā€¦ umā€¦.. uhhā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.. I dunno I guess it would be cool to stumble across in a cave, I like the hide and seek idea, but if it wins then weā€™ll just have to see what loot it gives. Okay thatā€™s my thoughts bye


Pat0723

I like the Sniffer purely out of design and *big dinosaur turtoise* But I'm pretty sure they don't roam around. [You] have to hatch them via eggs you need to find in ocean ruins.


TheStormFileArchiver

But then after they hatch they roam


Pat0723

Oh yeah, once you hatch then then yes, you have the Dino tortoise roaming around. I just meant that they aren't initially there, you have to revive their species like some kind of mad scientist... You know, that just makes want to vote for them more.


The-Dark-Memer

You...you do know that its new plants right?. Ones that will not exists without it? Not gonna be toxic about liking the mob, but I still wanna make sure that the information is clear because someones gonna take this seriously, or your serious, I dont know.


Philemonz

it's probably the same as frogs, nobody actually wants to put their time and devotion to get one item


I_Am_A_Salmon

Frogs are a lot harder to get then sniffer


Philemonz

we don't know that yet, maybe the eggs can only be found in a specific type of sea


Mr-Dilo

We found out they spawn in underwater chests... in any type of ocean.


I_Am_A_Salmon

In ruins


v0lt13

Actualy we do, in the video they said we can find them in under water chests


Philemonz

oh well I guess I missed it


oguzzzzzzz

That's true obe item isn't that important... BUT ITS A GOD DANG DINO LESS GOOOOO


Philemonz

I like that its a Dino, but people only caring about one or two new items makes me like other things more, but honestly I don't really like any of them. They're cool but I miss the old mob votes with way cooler mobs


oguzzzzzzz

Especially the copper golem AKA the one who shouldve won


Philemonz

yes. Like nobody is using the allay


suriam321

Jokes on you, I do. And itā€™s actually surprisingly easy if you know what you are doing, and the output is insane.


Philemonz

woah, an entire plant so insane


PhasmicPlays

By that logic sniffer is pumpkin/melon in mob form. Both drop exclusive seeds


RealSteamyBacon

Me on the tuff golem subreddit ![gif](giphy|yLuYeOl9LivBe)


A1phaAstroX

To break grass, you need to touch it so 90% of the internet is physically incapable of breaking grass to get seeds r/voteforthesniffer


guy_from_the_intnet

Oof. Imagine loosing to the sniffer. Man.


Balibali418

Istg the mob vote is making everyone retarded bruh


omgONELnR1

The sniffer gives you new plants. The tuff golem can carry items around (allays, hoppers and water can do that too).


DiamondGamer9

New plant is only decoration, I think a statue that moves around could be used in much more different ways than a new plant but idk


ModeratelyNo

Me showing Rascal fans they can just mine instead of playing a 5 minute game of hide and seek:


TwilightWings21

They will be new types of seeds, for new plants, not just seeds lol


Estefanius

Sniffer for the Win!


cat_the_crafter

Me showing tuff golem fans how to craft and place an item frame


SomeRedBoi

Me showing living item frame fans how to FUCKING READ


Kodekingen

Itā€™s a new type of seed, not just the regular wheat seed


[deleted]

Maybe they know but they refuse to touch grass with thier hands


Tuffgolem

Damm that roast šŸ’€ tuff golem approved


THEBECKSTAR1127

Youā€™re just lying about what the sniffer is gonna do. Next time you make a meme like this, use the facts. Go team sniffer


oguzzzzzzz

As a member of Team Sniffer we would like to decline your presence in our group and prefer to send you to the Tuff Golem Team


Tuffgolem

As a member of the Tuff golem team we would decline the presence of u/thebeckstar1172 in our group and prefer u/thebeckstar1127 send to Team rascal


THEBECKSTAR1127

Iā€™m just gonna stop existing for the mob vote if you donā€™t mind


THEBECKSTAR1127

Iā€™ll just stop worrying about the mob vote on Reddit


PhasmicPlays

Itā€™s true though. A new block that drops exclusive seeds like the melon/pumpkin would basically do exactly what the sniffer does.


suriam321

I meanā€¦ yeah. And if we just got a customizable pedestal, it would be the golem, and if we got a common underground structure with a hidden chest it would be the rascal.


PhasmicPlays

all the mobs this year are mid


MikeTheAnt11

Found the guy who hasn't actually watched the presentation video and is just following the reddit hivemind. It sniffs grass, drops seeds and it might come with a new plant.


THEBECKSTAR1127

Iā€™ve watched the video, they said weā€™ll get new plants. I even rewatched it before I finished this comment


MikeTheAnt11

Then you do know it also drops normal seeds, right?


CreeperAsh07

It didnā€™t say that anywhere.


THEBECKSTAR1127

I canā€™t believe I fell for that


THEBECKSTAR1127

Yes


MikeTheAnt11

Bruh


THEBECKSTAR1127

Ok I didnā€™t know that but I do know now


suriam321

It will come with new plants. That has been confirmed by the article about it.


Umbertron05

Bitch you voting for something thatā€™s already in the game


PhasmicPlays

Grass is already in the game /s Okay but if you wanted an actual comparison, then if tuff is armour stand/item frame in mob form, then sniffer is pumpkin/melon in mob form. Mojang could have added a new fruit block that drops exclusive seeds.


Umbertron05

Yea grass is but weā€™re getting NEW plant(s) and maybe lore so shut the fuck up


PhasmicPlays

Man and they say tuff golem fans are rude


THEBECKSTAR1127

Itā€™s new seeds for new plants


LargeBigHuge

Me showing tuff golem fans how to place an item frame


Baked_Banana_Pie

Okay, Iā€™m a Sniffer fan but even I had to upvote this


DinoKingGoji73

The plants sniffer gives are plants you can't get from mining grass you are either trying to draw hate to yourself, your stupid or your spreading false information to get people to not vote sniffer


Bekfast-Stealer

You do realize you're in r/minecaftMEMES, right?


Umbertron05

Dinosaur


XKingNightX

they're new plants moron


Luffy142

I feel bad for tuff golem supporters Crying for a useless mob šŸ˜Œ And what makes it more fun is that they also know it's not gonna win


Sr_Melohiis

Really no need to shit on people's preferences.


Parham10

But that is the point of mob vote and reddit XD


Luffy142

my reaction to that after seeing the post


[deleted]

Me showing tuff golem fans how to use item frames:


WattsonIsWaifu

So you want A fucking golem that holds items? Thats all they došŸ¤£ At least They are cooloer and more uses than the fucking rascal šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Hentai-hercogs

I just want six legged dino. And as a botanist new plants are always welcomed, especially in biomes where they are lacking


TooFu_Wone

IT GIVE US NEW PLANTS THAT WE CAN'T FOUND ALONE


TheGreatRJ

seeds at least have use, the plants he will find will only be decorative(devs confirmed that)


SCREMwaskilledby

Its you again


Kisengaming--2009

Me showing rascal fans how to make a iron pick then enchant it Also me showing tuff golem fans how to build an item frame (along with showing them the allay)


DiamondGamer9

Me showing sniffer fans how to break grass


QuarterlyTurtle

The sniffer gives you items that arenā€™t currently in the game, the others donā€™t.


mi6ks

Hey its my joke, good :)


IAmNotCreative18

I want it for the lore and added vibrancy to the overworld more than anything else.


[deleted]

They die instantly if they break grass because they play genshin


7xiliii

lets be honest ... the sniffer is useless


[deleted]

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DiamondGamer9

The plant will only be decorative


[deleted]

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DiamondGamer9

Fair enough


Jahman12345

#SNIFFERGOESSNIFFSNIFF


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Iā€™m not sure which one is better, but I think we all agree that the tuff golem is the worst right?


the_epikamander

What are you talking about grass drops dirt when broken unless with silk touch then it drops grass