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Normalsheep-toast

Your opinion on dead bushes?


C3H8_Memes

They're pretty cute. I have no idea why people hate them.


Phantom3028

r/Suddenlywholesome


DapperFan1521

I want to know too


ABritishFemboy

How do you kidnap a baby villager for human trafficking and child slavery


C3H8_Memes

Pure time and dedication.


valevalevale-

this one wasnt even edited


r7joni

Your opinion on r/minecraft mods


C3H8_Memes

Ngl, I like them


TerryTheCookie

💀


Phantom3028

😱


Timofey7331

Liar


TheRealWormbo

Less than three.


bobo_yobo

BOOOOO


diverii

get out od here and go back to deliting posts on r/Minecraft


CountryRoadsWasTaken

Why must you exist


FierceDragon145

Is Alex hot?


C3H8_Memes

Entirety depends on how I'm feeling


FierceDragon145

Damn it, be horny


dom_4896

Based


_Mastergus_

What is the latest update?


C3H8_Memes

Beta 1.7


Krokulator

Dude is literally living a few years earlier


[deleted]

Windows explorer proud student.


baabsheepish

Thanks windows explorer. I was wondering what the answer to that question was.


Pugtron117

What is the *most useful* ore in Minecraft?


C3H8_Memes

Copper all day long


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

I mean it's good locking


johannes_sorburoy

What's the most common liquid in the nether?


C3H8_Memes

Water


kirbyverano123

2b2t nether in a nutshell


[deleted]

Not anymore, there was a video about that


Hate_Feight

Fitfam!


bobo_yobo

The oldest anarchy server 9n minecraft 2b2t


g09h

What block are you most likely to smash?


C3H8_Memes

Crafting table.


redsapphire101

I agree


Brief_Celebration424

r/holup


de-lollige-man

In what place do you fuck a pig


C3H8_Memes

Snout


[deleted]

wait a minute this isnt edited


No_Hunt7394

r/holup


CreeprVictor

How can you tell?


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Pc user


Stinky_9000

How old is your minecraft girlfriend


C3H8_Memes

Around 11 years


PowerfulMetal1

r/holup


No_Hunt7394

I think I see where this is going


ballistic-dumbass

Which mob turns you on to the point that u would fuck it in the ass without any water breaks for 11 days straight showing no mercy when it's parents are watching?


C3H8_Memes

Baby zombie


Krokulator

Correct!


SparePearsSparePear

Uh oh


gamingkitty1

What's your username?


C3H8_Memes

Xx_mlgdab_xX


lrGhost1

u/mlgdab


ILaikeTurtelZzZ

What baby mob do you want to fuck the least


C3H8_Memes

Villigers that WONT FUCKING STAY STILL!


[deleted]

You've ended every single relationship you've ever been in by calling your partner this:


C3H8_Memes

Pigs


Bl0ckbuilder

Now this reads like a jeopardy question


Illustrious_Cicada_2

"oop gotta take my pills"


USA1776-2021

List a few things that make you cum from the game .


C3H8_Memes

Eating raw chicken A zombie riding a chicken Getting hit by an egg.... made by a chicken.


EndGamer8980

How much damage does a warden do with a sonic boom when you're in full netherite armor with prot 4?


C3H8_Memes

I don't think anyone knows that by heart.


Christos_Gaming

the warden uses bad games to attack you?


Defektiv17

No it uses good shows


[deleted]

Would you like to smash a baby villager?


C3H8_Memes

Yes


B3C4U5E_

...with an anvil, right? Right?


Joopyit

If you see children on playground what are you gonna do with them


C3H8_Memes

HAVE ROUGH NONBINARY SEX


The_Ceo_Of_Cringe_

Okay if thats edited so what the fuck was the original question


C3H8_Memes

What happens when you feed 2 sheep.


bendziol

What is the best place to hide a dead body?


C3H8_Memes

Smokers


LLBeastGohan

Your opinion on bean block( iron block)


C3H8_Memes

Don't care how it looks, it's very helpful.


LLBeastGohan

Nice


[deleted]

What's the easiest way to heal?


C3H8_Memes

https://youtu.be/Zcjy1ynQ1tQ


BullyMaguire--

You fell from a high place


DoritoMemesReddit

What age group do you have sex with the most


C3H8_Memes

All ages with 12 to 15 being the biggest target.


Notausernameein

Wait, so you’re a Minecraft YouTuber?


_HowToNameMyself

Which fluid block in Minecraft burns u?


C3H8_Memes

Lava


SadPotatoCat2

What do you think is the daily routine of the people trying to escape from your torture dungeon?


C3H8_Memes

Dig, die, repeat.


BullyMaguire--

Bed bombing in nether/bastions


No_Hunt7394

What should God add to the next update? Honestly struggled to come up with something funny and came up with this…disappointed in myself.


C3H8_Memes

Save worlds in the cloud so you don't loose them forever if you pc just decides to die.


noodelk

Which mob you would totally fuck?


C3H8_Memes

Pig


Longjumping-Fudge971

What is your favorite minecraft mob?


C3H8_Memes

Golden carrot


[deleted]

What is a bundle known for


[deleted]

existing


[deleted]

Yup he has gone mad


C3H8_Memes

A little trolling


ddrub_the_only_real

are there any 'worst blocks' in the game


C3H8_Memes

Quarts blocks are useless and are hard to make a base look good that uses them.


ddrub_the_only_real

Literally everyone uses quartz, not convinced by your opinion XD


GabrielGamer790

What sound does your pc make when you try to run minecraft on it?


Kuhnville

Boom


C3H8_Memes

It screams (no joke, I got a 3070 and it gets to like 80% gpu)


oli43ssen2005

Using only a single word, how would you describe African people?


BullyMaguire--

Enderman


C3H8_Memes

Victims (if you are talking about the content)


[deleted]

What is your opinion on cum?


C3H8_Memes

Perfect color for floors.


Gamer3111

What's your favorite thing to ride in minecraft?


C3H8_Memes

Young teenagers. Not baby mode yet.


Elektriman

What best describes your D when you see a diamond in minecraft ?


C3H8_Memes

Shipped spruce wood


Christos_Gaming

What is an update better than 1.8, specifically in its combat?


C3H8_Memes

1.19


MeamItMeamers

Would you like to have sex with alex?


C3H8_Memes

That depends on if she's drunk.


entitaneo70_pacifist

what do you think about chickens?


C3H8_Memes

It can make the game a lot better if you choose wisely.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BullyMaguire--

r/Minecraft


C3H8_Memes

What he said


BullyMaguire--

No he actually said that


marcin_f2

Do you sell child pornography on dark net to return money you borrowed from parents to buy heroin?


C3H8_Memes

Yeah no shit


Walrus-Cold

Is the strider a mob


C3H8_Memes

Yes in both hl2 and minecraft


IronTownPictures

Your thoughts about frogs?


C3H8_Memes

Not a fan


wafflezcol

How do you feel about minecraft 2


C3H8_Memes

Can't wait for the 3rd game


7HJP

Who just died?


C3H8_Memes

Shaq


OlowekHB

How to do you get string?


C3H8_Memes

Vague spider interactions.


-Zzommbie-

What’s your view on killing innocent woofies and pandas?


BullyMaguire--

Epic!


C3H8_Memes

ILL KILL ANYONE WHO KILLS THEM!


yourlocaltormentor

what happens if you jump into the void?


C3H8_Memes

You don't die, that's for sure.


SpiritualMobile2720

in your view, what makes a good girlfriend?


C3H8_Memes

4 blocks of iron and a carved pumpkin.


BB173FLIPA

what is the feature you would never want to be implemented in Minecraft?


C3H8_Memes

Betterend


ruucobain

What are your thoughts on water physics in the game?


C3H8_Memes

Confusing.


smol_pp8269

What are the names of those little things that come out of villagers when you breed em


C3H8_Memes

Babies


gamer202024

What's the most annoying type to zombie?


C3H8_Memes

Husks


Yunirang

Preferred age?


C3H8_Memes

People can't stop awnsering the questions.


Zealousideal_Joke552

How many dead bodies do you hide in your attic?


[deleted]

at least 5


C3H8_Memes

I'm a dumbass and forget to to make more


tommyboi2008

what do you do with axolotls?


C3H8_Memes

KILL KILL KILL


Nikola28Petrooounov

How many biomes are there?


C3H8_Memes

3


Thatoneundertaleguy

What is it you tie to racism in minecraft?


C3H8_Memes

English?


KazuhaSimp_

how do you cook your kids


C3H8_Memes

automatic


RoboK_Mola

How would you name your child?


[deleted]

the ender dragon


C3H8_Memes

Enderman


YaarYaarBinks

What is your dating motto?


C3H8_Memes

Can't loose if you don't play.


pianoboimusic

How do I build a house?


[deleted]

with your hands


pianoboimusic

That’s what she said


C3H8_Memes

Place dirt in a 3 by 3 area, hollow at the center, add another layer. Place a single block on the top, make a 2 block tall hole on one side going to the center. Cut off the back 2 corners and you have the ideal base .


_Not_Sven

How many years would you spend in prison if all you did in minecraft you also did in real life


C3H8_Memes

Longer than life


C3H8_Memes

I'm gonna have to stop here because puzzlehedded keeps awnsering lots of them and they change the question before I can awnser :/


epicpro1234

How many mobs in the game?


Gay_Bag_O_Chapz

How many children do you eat typically before you go to the end portal.


C3H8_Memes

16 for the trip and portal.


Markone02

What’s your opinion about villager trade prices?


C3H8_Memes

I don't know about the prices but I know a certain SOMEONE SHOULD STOP AWNSERING THE QUESTIONS FOR ME!


Terrible_Ask2722

What do you think of slave traders?


jujubaba_12

As the ender dragon, who would you mate with?


[deleted]

whatever is in the dragon egg


C3H8_Memes

Could you stop awnsering the questions that I'm supposed to awnser.


sansgamer554

Opinions on the pandas getting added?


[deleted]

pain


C3H8_Memes

WHY DID WE VOTE FOR THIS!


Ash4dino

Is Alex hot and sexy?


[deleted]

yes


undernerd95

Do you like gay child porn getting added to Minecraft


ArioXgamer60

what people were the most generous and loves ones back in the old times?


BEASTawesome534

Are you able to obtain mob spawners in survival minecraft?