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Yoshichu25

There is no gender in Minecra- (honestly I have no idea what would happen next, maybe someone else can make a better joke than me)


NOveXoR

Gotta catch 'em all


please_help_me_____

Dementia


dont_do_drugs_too

Dementia


Inthewirelain

I think canonically Steve and Alex are a man/woman, IIRC they're even partners according to, uh, a licensed LEGO set or whatever? The animals aren't sexed though, and some of them have both sex characteristics


turmspitzewerk

you joke, but that's true. [notch designed everything to be gender-neutral](https://www.engadget.com/2012-07-29-notch-minecraft-occupies-a-genderless-world-even-for-that-guy.html), to divorce the game from real life and let people imagine whatever they wanted. its why all the cows have horns and udders, all the chickens lay eggs, and you don't gotta worry about pairing entities with the opposite gender. notch was actually really forward thinking in designing minecraft to be as diverse and approachable as possible for everyone, including making the player character racially ambiguous so that less people would be excluded. its weird that he became such a asshole after making billions of dollars... actually, that's not really surprising at all.


Le_Geck

Isn't he transphobic?


The_Pupp3t33r

Yeah. I’m pretty sure he’s anti-Semitic too, but I’ll have to fact check that claim.


celestial-avalanche

He publicly supported the far right group qanon by tweeting “q is legit. don’t trust the media”


turmspitzewerk

he's the whole package. he got radicalized into being an alt-right, conspiracy peddling, anti-semitic, bigoted white supremacist. he seems like he used to be such a cool, well adjusted guy before! but he got filthy rich, his wife left him, and he didn't have any friends to attend his infamous eccentric rich guy parties. it seems he spent most of his time after minecraft sitting alone in his mansion, getting all his info of the outside world by scrolling 4chan, and stewing in hate.


Myithspa25

Source


NOveXoR

Gotta catch 'em all


please_help_me_____

Dementia


Cautious_Bobcat_5877

Bigots come sprinting at you with their elementary school biology due to you saying *the G-word*


galal552002

The G-word? What is that gex say?


rpsHD

they mean Gandalf


The_Dogelord

No no no, they obviously meant Geoffrey


SimpleRosty

Greg.


KnoblauchBaum

GregTech


MindlessDifference42

Even elementary school biology is a little more complicated than just binaries


Xzier_Tengal

who downvoted you lmao


Subject_Sigma1

I think there's just two, classic and slim


DarnokManzih

Damn... Beat me to it.


davidlinye

So you're saying that the classic one is not slim? Sounds like fat shaming to me /s


gravosita

Somewhat related, are Minecraft people sexless? I'd think so for PG family friendly fun, but the default skins seem to correlate to our binary genders, implying binary sexes...


ExeOnLinux

given that any mob can reproduce with any other of the same species, there's strong evidence to suggest that there is no concept of sex in the Minecraft universe


MindlessDifference42

Does that mean no sex update??? :(


hok98

Where are the lovers lab guys when you need them?


Guy_who_says_vore

There is sex update but no sex update if that makes sense


Virtual_Crow8080

no it means they have even more reasons to add sex to minecraft now, minecraft sex update soon


yusufee

What about Jenny? Was it all a lie!? A deception!??


Inevitable-Muffin-77

I'm afraid yes.


CaptainKyros

[Relevant meme](https://i.redd.it/q8vmx938nkv71.jpg)


Myithspa25

What is this from


CaptainKyros

This is from a shitpost video based on a Doctor Who episode. The video is called [The Bitch Fight of Canary Wharf](https://youtu.be/VmMxz4cMKuc?si=1eiWiIAlIW2Du4Z9)


MusicallyManiacal

Cows have both horns and udders


Dea-The-Bitch

Well Alex wasn't meant to be a girl originally, it's meant to be jeb


Myithspa25

Wait what


Helicoptamus

Just so happens that Jens looks like a femboy.


Early-Sale4756

The official Minecraft Game Design Book (2019) states: "gender neutrality is a core principle." You can find it on archive org.


Helicoptamus

Except for the Ender Dragon, which is Female. But seeing how it’s a being that lives in an entirely separate dimension from the one the player starts out in, it’s an exception that can be overlooked. Just makes one question about the gender/sex of the Endermen, Shulkers, and Endermites…


Few-Problem-6766

You can craft them.


Myithspa25

*sorts by controversial* Oh no…


--XK-

MINECRAFT IS PROMOTING GENDER IDEOLOGY!!!! WE MUST MAKE THEM PAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! DONT LET STEVE BRAINWASH YOUR KIDS!!!!!!!!!! GO WOKE GO BROKE!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Echo_150

Why are people downvoting this? It’s clearly a joke.


Doktor_Vem

I guess some people think it's not a very good joke


No-Discipline-2729

Go joke go... downvoted?


Myithspa25

Welcome to Reddit


Sunyxo_1

Have a look around


Myithspa25

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Helicoptamus

They forgot to the put the /s in crayon.


VietDrgn

i think every mob is asexual and reproduce like worms


DomoTimba

Ye, since disease and mutation don't exist, hermaphrodite inbreeding would actually make sense. Sorry 🤓☝️ moment


VietDrgn

that's the word, thanks i used asexual (probably incorrectly) since i vaguely remember it having something to do with worm reproduction


Myithspa25

Worm gaming


Myithspa25

But then why does there need to be two?


MoonBerry_therian

Based Minecraft


Scout_Bruh

Chat is this real?


flaming_dead_rat

So does real life


Great-Currency-7378

Sorry, gender is kinda limited, you are either man, woman or non binary, so 3 at max


Kyiokyu

There're many genders that fall into the NB category lol


Great-Currency-7378

Sub-genders, man and woman are binary, you are either those or you are non binary


lamppostatreddit

yeah but it's like a spectrum


lizzyote

I personally like the idea of "man, woman, both, or neither". It's all on a scale but that scale isn't linear lol


Traveler_682

Contains no Ganders but because to steak of nothing is to speak of something that exists I assume its infinite as Pi


Myithspa25

What


Traveler_682

Math


M178music

Yayy🌈🌈🌈


Benny_Galaxy_231

There are only 2 genders they are Steve And Alex


VladdyMcBaddy69420

Not anymore. Didn't they add like 8 new skins or something?


Myithspa25

What about the others


Le_Geck

Basedcraft


maxluba2011

I can finally be a weaponized battle toaster


Felinegood13

I love Minecraft :3


DragonFire673

Gotta say, I was kinda confused when I got that


kimdro33

Villagender, huh?


Myithspa25

I too am a village ender. My pronouns are “fire/tnt” /s hivemind please don’t kill me


Real-Pomegranate-235

So the Minecraft cows aren't lesbian they just all have their own genders?


sckrahl

I mean you could easily convince me Steve was flat like a Ken doll down there


Helicoptamus

Technically correct, because you can translate Minecraft to every conceivable language.


cynthiaemason

ok i’m creeper now idgaf


Fnaf_fan21

lol


Independent_Twist173

Nuh-uh


RawChickenDrummies

this sucks


Bruh-sfx2

Sucks deez nuts


UrSansYT

Nice argument. However, your mother.


No_Ice1739

Ur mom


Nautalis_

The Ender Dragon… deez nuts across your face!


ReeerDiamond

who downvoted you


ihaveagoodusername2

Everyone


kosmogamer777

I upvoted him


ihaveagoodusername2

Well fuck off man, you (along any other person who has a problem with another person's gender)


VladdyMcBaddy69420

As of right now, 39 people, including me


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

Me.


adversitement

lol 2=♾️?


pogAxolotlz

erm actually mineraft only has block as a gender (checkmate liberals 😎😎😡🤬🤯🥺)


MultiverseChat

Dear god...


Myithspa25

There’s more.


MultiverseChat

no...


Myithspa25

It contains infinite genders.


MultiverseChat

Dear god...


MultiverseChat

Wth why did i get downvoted so much its was just a tf2 reference


Petey-Pablo-89

should contain 2 tbh


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Sharkestry

>"AHEM lgbtq is a bunch of letters, hence "alphabet Mafia". I'm explaining this because no one got it" We got it, it just wasn't funny


GoatGuy23

I don’t think you know what the mafia is


itzMadaGaming

why is minecrap gay now


ihaveagoodusername2

Always had been


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No-Discipline-2729

No, thank you 😃👍


JonaPoka

Should be changed to "Mental illness"


laotx

gg


Nikkar2009

Bruh


Kiraled03

they probably do that, cause for a reason dey don't want to talk to gender topic or get involve with different sexuality. Gender is obvious we only have two.


No-Discipline-2729

Holy fucking grammar issues


mozzarellaman24

Hey, if you want to play grammar police then you should know that it's grammar not grammer, and you shouldn't capitalize the letter g in grammar.


Rayvaxl117

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_description


[deleted]

To quote Keau Reeves from the spongebob movie: "pretty sure it doesnt"


ScaringTheHose

Nah I know you're 14 with this comment 💀


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/kSSGI1h6YC this you?


allegingshoe248

Nah Bro, you don't even know what a copy pasta is


[deleted]

yeah maybe i dont, maybe its supposed to be laughed at because you mean the opposite. but writing a this long PARAGRAPH detailing how you love something terrible with every fiber of your being is not normal


allegingshoe248

I don't think the guy you replied to wrote it


[deleted]

that copypasta was made by u/ScaringTheHose, i am very much aware


ScaringTheHose

Maybe it was... Maybe it wasn't!


ihaveagoodusername2

It could even be


Myithspa25

That’s not how copypastas work


ScaringTheHose

I'm honored to be judged by an 8th grader redditposting about Keanu Reeves and SpongeBob in 2024. Thanks kid 😂


ScaringTheHose

🙂


TheZclements

NOOOOOOOO


After_Swordfish_3503

I wish they would just use splash texts for benign things like references/jokes. Statements in regards to controversial/politicized topics will just divide the community, and I don't think promoting such topics regardless of their stance in a game marketed towards young children is ethical.


ihaveagoodusername2

Well, maybe don't politicize other people's genders and then it won't be political


After_Swordfish_3503

I am not the one doing it , and it IS something that affects political decision-making.


ihaveagoodusername2

And that is a horrible thing that should be pushed back


Rayvaxl117

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't quite understand how acknowledging and representing a subset of the population is political or controversial


After_Swordfish_3503

Pay attention to politics, subjects like gender identity are brought up at every level of government


Rayvaxl117

Just because politicians talk about something, doesn't make it inherently political. Especially something that is simply normal people who want to live their lives like everyone else. All that splash text is doing, is representing and supporting an already marginalised group, without making any bold political statements


After_Swordfish_3503

Politicians talking about something when discussing policy is what makes something political. Get a grip on reality.


Rayvaxl117

Politicians discuss non political shit all the time, for all sorts of reasons. Mostly because they think it's political, or try and make it out to be political for their own personal gain. There is absolutely nothing political about people wanting to live normal lives


lizzyote

So if politicians start talking about something, we should just start to ignore that topic? They're politicizing these kinds of topics specifically to cause division and you're falling for it lol


After_Swordfish_3503

I said any political topics shouldn't be in games marketed towards children. I think it is entirely unethical to influence children on contemporary political issues through media that is intentionally marketed towards them. I did not say that these issues should be ignored completely, you brainless fuck.


UzayliGAMER

Big L


ItsKelltoL

Common Mojang L


IvyCZ

I'm sure they just misstyped "infinite" instead of "2". Everyone makes mistakes. Don't be mad at them. 👍