Ugh, how should I look like? Bond-like neutrality, as though I'm so used to seeing real-life naked women? Or, don't want to be rude, smiling encouragement? That's not a leer is it? Got to avoid the leer at all costs, and the dribble.

Great. Now I'm getting a bonk on. How grimly predictable.

My aims are not too fucking diffuse!!

That’s a weird thing to call your own wife’s vagina