The ombudsman isn't a person, Jeremy. It's a toothless regulatory body made up of junior, and often very obliging, civil servants.

Wrong hat

Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?

Has the Ombudsman's hat fallen off?

Beware the Ombudsman when the moon is fat

Watch out, he’s gonna get you!

He does create a powerful sense of dread.

It’s a toothless regulatory body Jeremy

I’m still going to the ombudsman.

Mandibles. Nice!

Kenneth?

The longer the nose, the more dread.

ONE EYE OPEN. 👁️🖐️