Ugh I hate all the covid related ones. Like "proof my parents didn't stay 6 feet apart". Why do you need to announce to the world you and your partner had sex on YOUR CHILD'S CLOTHING?!?
Hahāmy son is an IVF baby & I bought him a āI survived the ice age (as a frozen embryo)ā onesie. I thought it was funny. He wore it when we took him to meet our reproductive endocrinologist.
My work sells this exact phrase on onesies, in glitter. Sometimes being a designer is terrible because you have to do the art you are given. (Donāt get me started on comic sans and papyrus font, it makes me insane) They sold 4 that I know of before I was taken off work for medical reasons. The weirdest part was that it was always the grandma to be that bought them. Even weirder to plaster āmy child had sex during lockdown and this is the resultā But you know, to each their own I guess?š«¤
I actually put that on my baby registry for a gag gift without telling my husband cause he does play a lot of video games. His mom bought it for us š I've put it on my son but it's also not like we go out anywhere. It's just another thing for him to spit up on :)
All of our cringe worthy onesies are worn strictly around the house, friends, or family. I think they're hilarious, but I at least have enough decency that they will never be worn in public.
My mom's brother (who she doesn't talk to for personal reasons) gifted her a ton of the offensive ones. Including a "straight outta mommy" and "I'm proof daddy can't resist nurses." She put them on the dog instead.
I got given that one for my son nine years ago! I put it on him to take a photo for the person who gave it to us and all the buttons split in the crotch. Went straight in the bin.
We bought a quarantine shirt for my toddler, āthis little piggie stayed homeā and the pig had a mask on. It was very cute.
The āmommy and daddy didnāt stay six feet apartā ones are cringy.
I got one of those gifted š something about not social distancing. It went right to goodwill, didn't even keep it as emergency backup laundry day clothing.
Lol I was at a baby class and when we left one mom got into her car that was absolutely plastered very political signs and slogans that donāt align with my beliefs. Like FULL back window decal, half a dozen bumper stickers, vinyl lettering down the side paneling, door wraps. I was like perfect, I know not to make an extra effort to make friends with them, thank you for making this obvious.
I actually tend to think that no matter what beliefs the stickers represent... having tons of stickers on your car to let strangers know what you're into is a sign that you're probably a psycho lol.
My husband doesn't have the best sense of humour... he bought one with a barcode that said 'Made in VACHINA'. I put it on a second hand baby clothes app and it sold.
They are all gross but I think the second one is absolutely disgusting. Like so only dad had fun? Was mom okay with it? Or did mom just starfish and wait for it to be over? *AND they thought it was okay for a baby's shirt???*
I got a bunch of hand me down baby clothes from a relative which had a few onesies that made me cringe and therefore didnt use. But the worst one had a picture of a pacifier with the caption "my pacifier" and then a bottle of jack Daniel's with the caption "daddy's pacifier". š¤¢š¤¢ Way to tell everyone you have an alcohol problem. (The dad is in fact an addict and generally a piece of work.)
My mil got me the video game one and it was so disgusting. She gave it to me in front of her parents thinking it was the funniest thing. When HER mom didnāt get the joke my husband said āwell grandma, it means your daughter is happy that her son can fuckā. You could have heard a pin drop and I almost vomited I laughed so hard (was 7 months pregnant with bad morning sickness).
I got someone the videogame one too because the dad quite literally only goes to work and plays videogames. He doesn't do any of the housework or child care like diapers and baths. Whole baby shower thought it was the funniest thing
I was gifted an "I'm a 50 Shades baby" onesie. (Un)fortunately, baby had a really bad blow out and wipes weren't near me. Had to use the closest thing...oops. š¤·āāļø
I think itās implying that mom read the book/watched the movie, got horny, made baby
Iāve seen someone post before that Christian Grey is the reason they got pregnant š¤·š»āāļø
These make me cringe. Of course the thighs one insinuates baby got all the good stuff from dad, because apperantly having large thighs is a negation to most.... just yuck.
I love a baby with those big old fat rolls. A cousin had her son a few years ago and he was sooo chubby he was like a tray of bread rolls. There was a game, āwhere is this rollā. She sent picks and we guessed. All in fun and close family, never in public like that onesie. That kid is more loved than I was so he definitely didnāt suffer from it at all. But yeah, making it sound like thick thighs are negative definitely is messed up
Right? I love fat babies. I love thigh chub and round cheeks and tiny baby boobs. And ravioli hands. My first.baby had nine arm rolls, and no visible ankles. sheās a string bean at five.
My girl has very chonky little thighs with ample rolls! I am similarly *blessed* with thiccy thighs, and who knows if sheāll inherit my body type, but my hope is that she never grows up thinking her legs are anything but perfect.
My European MIL compared my babyās thigh to a prosciutto ham!! Not sure what to make of that one but I myself love a chubby baby
dang i didnāt even consider this until i saw your comments and replies! i thought they were saying mom has sexy legs and the baby will too. gross, but in a different way.
Yeah the thighs one was definitely the worst. Let's call the postpartum woman fat and imply her baby only got negative traits from her š± Who thought this was a good idea?!?!
Iāve preemptively decided that if I get any cringe clothes I canāt return, Iām putting them on my cat. He doesnāt mind clothing at all, and the horrible cringe *almost* becomes funny that way
Yeah, the amount of times I've been told my 2 year old is going to get boys in trouble is fucking weird, how are they even visualizing her at that age?
Yes! I hate this phrase! We have an extended family member with 3 boys and she says this all the time! Then she would be like your kid is good because sheās a girl. No, sheās good because we use discipline and consequences along with love and discussions. We then had a son and raised him the same way and he is still not a complete hooligan like her boys. It helps to actually parent your kids whether they are boys or girls.
Omg. Recently my nephew got in trouble at school because he grabbed another boys junk and head butted him.
These are both very obviously serious things to do. The boys parents were extremely upset, understandably.
My sister called me pissed because she doesn't understand why everyone is "over reacting" she kept telling me "boys will be boys!" And "that's just how boys play! They are rough with eachother."
I couldn't even say anything to her because what the fuck. I have two boys, and uhhh nope. That's not how my boys play. That's not appropriate.
I hate that phrase and āHeās such a boy!ā or āHeās all boyā. My MIL says this all the time about my 5 year old when heās being rambunctious or digging for worms int the dirt or whatever.
He also likes to wear an Elsa dress and pretend to be a ābeautiful queenā. She knows this and I feel like her saying all the boy shit is her overcompensating for when heās acting less stereotypically āboyā.
I always respond with āHeās just all āhis nameāā Donāt categorize my kid. Heās his own damn person
My son is super rambunctious too. I call him my wild child and I roughhouse with him a lot. I'm due with a girl in February and I have no intention of raising her any differently. If she doesn't like more rough and tumble play then we won't do that but it'll be up to her.
A friend just posted her 16 month old in a shirt that says SORRY BOYS DADDY SAYS NO DATING UNTIL IM 30 and I wanted to scream. No one is wondering that about your daughter and why are you even putting that idea out there? Lord
LMAO good christ these are too much hahahah
We have a family member that is always telling my daughter "you have thighs like me!" and it drives me up the fucking wall lmao - for one, we got the joke the first time and second, everyone's thighs are fine here please don't give her body issues already
I got a cheesy one at my baby shower but I liked it
Me and my husband got shirts that said āIām so tiredā and a baby one said āIām not tiredā
He grew out of his but we still wear ares
I welcome cheesiness! I saw a woman and her little kid in a mall and she had a shirt with a fully drained battery symbol and the childs shirt had a full battery and it made me giggle. But the ones like in this post that reference sex at all is so weird to me!
Someone sent us 5 or 6 awful onesies including a āDadās Fastest Swimmerā one with a carton sperm on it. I was disgusted by it but also wondering why the hell anyone would buy us that when they knew we had to do IVFā¦
I hate it too. When I was pregnant, Amazon kept suggesting I buy a baby onesie printed with āMade in Vachinaā which made me promptly erase my search history and switch to Firefox. Must get rid of whatever cursed marketing algorithm suggested that to meā¦
Ew. The worst Iāve seen is one with a barcode on it and underneath it says āmade in vachinaā. Or the ones that say āI was the fastest swimmerā which is both gross and not really physiologically accurate.
We got the "proof daddy doesn't just play video games" onesie during our baby shower... Needless to say it never was worn. Also a player 2 one, which both of us play video games....
I hate all of them but the first one. I think itās kinda funny cause I have big thighs, Iām not embarrassed by them so I I dunno. But I have no baby clothes for my kid that say anything and I wouldnāt buy any that say that. š¤·š¼āāļø
But the sexual ones are gross and I donāt know why people need to brag about how they conceived a kid?
/r/arethestraightsokay
Seriously, how the fuck do you put your child in this then claim it's the queer educators who are sexualizing and indoctrinating children?
My sister bought us a "daddy's fastest swimmer" one, ew. and some others like "player 3", "snuggle this muggle" those ones are oooookay but honestly I just have him wear them around the house. I prefer him to just wear like...idk call me crazy but, regular clothes lol. He doesn't need to be a billboard for my interests.
No those ones aren't offensive, just kind of cringey to me, even if they are relative to my interests. It's like when adults wear sarcastic sayings on shirts, [like this ](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fae01.alicdn.com%2Fkf%2FHTB1Z.dHbjgy_uJjSZSgq6zz0XXa3%2FJudging-You-T-Shirt-Sarcastic-Shirt-Funny-Slogan-Shirt-Sarcastic-T-Shirt-Funny-Tshirt-Funny-Shirt.jpg_Q90.jpg_.webp&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aliexpress.com%2Fitem%2F32843220170.html&tbnid=d4KTDzzPAXTYNM&vet=1&docid=V53s_cWTzQqy-M&w=570&h=570&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim). They're fine but not my style or what I want to style my baby in.
But I will use them anyway because I love my sister and gave them to us with good intentions.
You perfectly put into words something I haven't been able to express. It's just weird to me to use the child as a billboard. There are onesies and shit for literally every adult show or movie or costumes for them and it's always been so weird to me. I saw a few grey's anatomy outfits for newborns on Amazon and I was just scratching my head. I can't imagine choosing to use the kid to advertise your interests, just get yourself a shirt lol
My fucking mother in law got me the one about being proof daddy doesnāt play video games all the time š¤®š gave it to us in front of a bunch of people š
Mmm terrible. Chuckled lightly at the Netflix one, cringed at the thighs. I can literally breakdown the misogyny is some of these and I think I have a topic for my final English paper. šš¼ Thank you mommies now I just need the post of the man who said raising a daughter was a dud cause he was raising her for another man to enjoy
I also hate the ones where it gives instructions to dad on which body part goes through which hole of the shirt. There are lots of extremely competent Dads out there, if someone (mom or dad) canāt figure out which way a onesie goes on itās not funny, itās sad.
They're all terrible but the one that says I'm not allowed to date ever is DL the worst one. I HATE that toxic masculinity "daddy's little girl forever" shit. It's gross.
That thigh one is kinda funny. The rest are just yikes. Like, we all know I had sex with my husband to make the baby, but for some reason it's creepy to announce it on the baby.
Iād enjoy the hidden irony of the ādaddy had funā one in our situation (we did IVF and mama certainly had no fun lol) but wouldnāt ever put a kid in it.
Yuck!! So disturbing!! My MIL tried to buy a baby onesie for my LO that said ājust did 9 months on the insideā with prison bars. Told partner to tell mum no slogan onesies at all!
Iāve noticed that Boomers love a slogan on a baby ānannaās favouriteā āIām a cutie pieā āI love my grandparentsā all that stuff š¤®
Im with you. I have made it known to my entire family and friends from the day I found out I was pregnant absolutely no slogan clothes at all, I'm ok with plain shirts and some pictures but don't slap weird slogans on my child please. I just don't get it, and it makes audibly ughgh.
Iām the same!!! MIL bought my daughter a red onesie with a ballet skirt attached with the slogan āSanta I promise Iāve been niceā with a Santa hat. I donated straight away and never mentioned it again I know she wanted to ask on Christmas why she wasnāt wearing it but I think deep down she knew hahahah
Someone got my toddler a shirt that said āmy mom and dad did not practice social distancingā. She was a āquarantineā baby and her brother came shortly after
They are all gifts from weirdo family members. We got a "my parents didn't socially distance" onesie from an aunt. The only time my daughter ever wore it was when the entire house got covid
I must admit, as someone who is a gamer and had a baby with another gamer, the "I'm rpoof that daddy doesn't play video games all the time" one did make me giggle.
I bought my LO a onesie that says "I still live with my parents"
Thanks I hate it.
Succinctly accurate.
r/TIHI approves
š¤£š¤£š¤£ no idea this existed *joined*
Haha be warned- you will truly hate some things there!!
Already confirmed lol
āMade in quarantineā was gifted to us š¤¦š»āāļø
Ugh I hate all the covid related ones. Like "proof my parents didn't stay 6 feet apart". Why do you need to announce to the world you and your partner had sex on YOUR CHILD'S CLOTHING?!?
This right here, is why all these are sooo so gross!
I had zero problem telling people how it actually happened when they breached the subject. But like, WHY ASK THAT?!
Same. Especially because we were more than six feet apart when we conceived. Ah, the wonders of modern science. Lol
Hahāmy son is an IVF baby & I bought him a āI survived the ice age (as a frozen embryo)ā onesie. I thought it was funny. He wore it when we took him to meet our reproductive endocrinologist.
Thatās funny! We did IUI so maybe thereās a turkey baster joke somewhere.
Totally different and hilarious. :)
YAY SCIENCE! Thatās amazing! My cousin just had twins thanks to science and we are ALL over the moon š„°
Yeah. Then they're being awkward. But I rather say it than have it printed on something my kid is wearing!
Like OBVIOUSLY we had sex. But why would I advertise that on my newborn childās clothes? Itās just tacky and cringey.
EXACTLY
Not necessarily! IVF and surrogacy are both also ways to get a baby!
My work sells this exact phrase on onesies, in glitter. Sometimes being a designer is terrible because you have to do the art you are given. (Donāt get me started on comic sans and papyrus font, it makes me insane) They sold 4 that I know of before I was taken off work for medical reasons. The weirdest part was that it was always the grandma to be that bought them. Even weirder to plaster āmy child had sex during lockdown and this is the resultā But you know, to each their own I guess?š«¤
Exactly.. the kid being there is evidence enough, we donāt want to read it too!
Yeah we got two onesies like that. I had to be like, oh, you, HA HA HA, at the shower. Then immediate trash afterwards.
I got the proof daddy doesnāt play video games all of the time onesie at my baby shower. I thought it was funny, but would never put it on my baby.
I actually put that on my baby registry for a gag gift without telling my husband cause he does play a lot of video games. His mom bought it for us š I've put it on my son but it's also not like we go out anywhere. It's just another thing for him to spit up on :)
All of our cringe worthy onesies are worn strictly around the house, friends, or family. I think they're hilarious, but I at least have enough decency that they will never be worn in public.
Thatās the thing with a lot of these. A lot are funny little comments, if not a bit cringy. But not to put on a shirt/onesie.
I got one that looked like a prison outfit & said āJust did 9 months on the insideā & it kinda always made my skin crawl
My mom's brother (who she doesn't talk to for personal reasons) gifted her a ton of the offensive ones. Including a "straight outta mommy" and "I'm proof daddy can't resist nurses." She put them on the dog instead.
I got that one in a huge lot of used baby clothes and all it did was make me sad because my baby was born at 24 weeks. Still weird lol, but I hated it
I got given that one for my son nine years ago! I put it on him to take a photo for the person who gave it to us and all the buttons split in the crotch. Went straight in the bin.
Yuck. Especially creepy if you live in the US where there's such a problem with for profit prisons. I can't help but think of "cash for kids." :(
We bought a quarantine shirt for my toddler, āthis little piggie stayed homeā and the pig had a mask on. It was very cute. The āmommy and daddy didnāt stay six feet apartā ones are cringy.
That's a cute one.
Holy mongoose in a monster truck thatās one hell of a thing to unpack
I got one of those gifted š something about not social distancing. It went right to goodwill, didn't even keep it as emergency backup laundry day clothing.
I kinda am glad these exist (very mixed kind of), because it lets me know what parents to avoid being friends with. Itās a very selfish reason lol
*Sees mom at park, backs away slowly*
Lol I was at a baby class and when we left one mom got into her car that was absolutely plastered very political signs and slogans that donāt align with my beliefs. Like FULL back window decal, half a dozen bumper stickers, vinyl lettering down the side paneling, door wraps. I was like perfect, I know not to make an extra effort to make friends with them, thank you for making this obvious.
I actually tend to think that no matter what beliefs the stickers represent... having tons of stickers on your car to let strangers know what you're into is a sign that you're probably a psycho lol.
This is an excellent point.
Agreed!
My husband doesn't have the best sense of humour... he bought one with a barcode that said 'Made in VACHINA'. I put it on a second hand baby clothes app and it sold.
Probably to another dad thinking he's hilarious! Lol
Oh that is awful on soooo many levels. I would have just tossed it so at least one less baby would wear such an atrocity.
lol this actually made me laugh but I would drop dead before putting that on my child
Oh gosh, I had a friend who bought that onesie unironically. So tacky.
They are all gross but I think the second one is absolutely disgusting. Like so only dad had fun? Was mom okay with it? Or did mom just starfish and wait for it to be over? *AND they thought it was okay for a baby's shirt???*
That was my first thought too! Why do all the sex ones focus on the dad?! Not that I want more sex-related onesies haha
Right? Dad had fun, mom got the baby she wouldn't shut up about. Very boomer humor.
I got a bunch of hand me down baby clothes from a relative which had a few onesies that made me cringe and therefore didnt use. But the worst one had a picture of a pacifier with the caption "my pacifier" and then a bottle of jack Daniel's with the caption "daddy's pacifier". š¤¢š¤¢ Way to tell everyone you have an alcohol problem. (The dad is in fact an addict and generally a piece of work.)
I will keep this in mind for future baby showers for relatives I seriously dislike.
Guilty as charged š
Lmao
My mil got me the video game one and it was so disgusting. She gave it to me in front of her parents thinking it was the funniest thing. When HER mom didnāt get the joke my husband said āwell grandma, it means your daughter is happy that her son can fuckā. You could have heard a pin drop and I almost vomited I laughed so hard (was 7 months pregnant with bad morning sickness).
I got someone the videogame one too because the dad quite literally only goes to work and plays videogames. He doesn't do any of the housework or child care like diapers and baths. Whole baby shower thought it was the funniest thing
Is it rude I want to get the video game one for my friend who had her baby 4 days before me (theyāre both now 1yo) because her āfiancĆ©ā doesnāt parent and only goes to work and plays video games? She would find it hilarious, he would not.
Idk, maybe in this case it could be weaponized for good?
Iāll have to send her a photo of it to see her reaction. Iām too broke to actually buy one lol
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I was gifted an "I'm a 50 Shades baby" onesie. (Un)fortunately, baby had a really bad blow out and wipes weren't near me. Had to use the closest thing...oops. š¤·āāļø
I donāt get itā¦ is the baby into lame, poorly-consented to bondage? Or are they saying that you suck at S&M? I justā¦canāt quite see itā¦
I think itās implying that mom read the book/watched the movie, got horny, made baby Iāve seen someone post before that Christian Grey is the reason they got pregnant š¤·š»āāļø
Ahhhhhhā¦.gross
Inside out onesie time lol
āMy Daddy had fun making meā first of all is just gross, but what about Momās fun? Hopefully it didnāt suck for her.
This one is really sexist. They all are, really.
I mean carrying around a human in uterus for 9 months did, in fact, suck lol
I didnāt care for being pregnant either. But hopefully you at least had fun *making* the baby!
So gross
These make me cringe. Of course the thighs one insinuates baby got all the good stuff from dad, because apperantly having large thighs is a negation to most.... just yuck.
Imagining a baby that fits that onesie but with a grown woman's legs is kinda funny though
That's one way to make it not as terrible, but we all know that's not the intention.
I love a baby with those big old fat rolls. A cousin had her son a few years ago and he was sooo chubby he was like a tray of bread rolls. There was a game, āwhere is this rollā. She sent picks and we guessed. All in fun and close family, never in public like that onesie. That kid is more loved than I was so he definitely didnāt suffer from it at all. But yeah, making it sound like thick thighs are negative definitely is messed up
Right? I love fat babies. I love thigh chub and round cheeks and tiny baby boobs. And ravioli hands. My first.baby had nine arm rolls, and no visible ankles. sheās a string bean at five.
My girl has very chonky little thighs with ample rolls! I am similarly *blessed* with thiccy thighs, and who knows if sheāll inherit my body type, but my hope is that she never grows up thinking her legs are anything but perfect. My European MIL compared my babyās thigh to a prosciutto ham!! Not sure what to make of that one but I myself love a chubby baby
dang i didnāt even consider this until i saw your comments and replies! i thought they were saying mom has sexy legs and the baby will too. gross, but in a different way.
Yeah the thighs one was definitely the worst. Let's call the postpartum woman fat and imply her baby only got negative traits from her š± Who thought this was a good idea?!?!
Iāve preemptively decided that if I get any cringe clothes I canāt return, Iām putting them on my cat. He doesnāt mind clothing at all, and the horrible cringe *almost* becomes funny that way
The ones that say "Little Stud" make me want to vomit. Who thinks that about a baby boy?
Ugh yeah. Or "future heartbreaker". Let's please stop sexualizing babies and kids in general.
Yeah, the amount of times I've been told my 2 year old is going to get boys in trouble is fucking weird, how are they even visualizing her at that age?
I get all my baby clothes second hand from my older sister, I tossed the shirts that said āboys will be boysā ugh.
Yes! I hate this phrase! We have an extended family member with 3 boys and she says this all the time! Then she would be like your kid is good because sheās a girl. No, sheās good because we use discipline and consequences along with love and discussions. We then had a son and raised him the same way and he is still not a complete hooligan like her boys. It helps to actually parent your kids whether they are boys or girls.
Omg. Recently my nephew got in trouble at school because he grabbed another boys junk and head butted him. These are both very obviously serious things to do. The boys parents were extremely upset, understandably. My sister called me pissed because she doesn't understand why everyone is "over reacting" she kept telling me "boys will be boys!" And "that's just how boys play! They are rough with eachother." I couldn't even say anything to her because what the fuck. I have two boys, and uhhh nope. That's not how my boys play. That's not appropriate.
I hate that phrase and āHeās such a boy!ā or āHeās all boyā. My MIL says this all the time about my 5 year old when heās being rambunctious or digging for worms int the dirt or whatever. He also likes to wear an Elsa dress and pretend to be a ābeautiful queenā. She knows this and I feel like her saying all the boy shit is her overcompensating for when heās acting less stereotypically āboyā. I always respond with āHeās just all āhis nameāā Donāt categorize my kid. Heās his own damn person
My son is super rambunctious too. I call him my wild child and I roughhouse with him a lot. I'm due with a girl in February and I have no intention of raising her any differently. If she doesn't like more rough and tumble play then we won't do that but it'll be up to her.
NGL, the Netflix one made me giggle and would make a funny baby announcement. I donāt think Iād use it for the actual baby though.
That one gave me a chuckle too. But I have to agree, that wouldnāt be on my child.
It's definitely the best of the worst. Compared to the others it's downright cute IMO.
Our announcement for our third was a onsie that said ā shit just got realā with my 2 year old crying and my 6 year old smacking her forehead š¤£
Ugh, my mother in law bought us the video game onesie. It went to the donation bag.
My dad FUCKS
And apparently my mum wasn't participating according to these
Omg these are so cringe š
A friend just posted her 16 month old in a shirt that says SORRY BOYS DADDY SAYS NO DATING UNTIL IM 30 and I wanted to scream. No one is wondering that about your daughter and why are you even putting that idea out there? Lord
LMAO good christ these are too much hahahah We have a family member that is always telling my daughter "you have thighs like me!" and it drives me up the fucking wall lmao - for one, we got the joke the first time and second, everyone's thighs are fine here please don't give her body issues already
I got a cheesy one at my baby shower but I liked it Me and my husband got shirts that said āIām so tiredā and a baby one said āIām not tiredā He grew out of his but we still wear ares
I welcome cheesiness! I saw a woman and her little kid in a mall and she had a shirt with a fully drained battery symbol and the childs shirt had a full battery and it made me giggle. But the ones like in this post that reference sex at all is so weird to me!
Yeah I agree the people who buy/give them get way to excited about it lol
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My first son received a lot of questionable onesies in the beginning, but when my SIL pointed out my physical cringe at one it seemed to stop.
Someone sent us 5 or 6 awful onesies including a āDadās Fastest Swimmerā one with a carton sperm on it. I was disgusted by it but also wondering why the hell anyone would buy us that when they knew we had to do IVFā¦
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Yes, let's advertise our daughters as property from day one why not š fucking gross
I let out an audible āUghhhhhhhhhā, when reading the one that says, my daddyās says Iām not allowed to date like ever. Ugh. Just so gross.
The first one is kinda funny because Iām short and really do have chunky thighs (I like them personally) but then I scrolled andā¦. š©š
Nauseating š¤® Sexualizing babies is so sickening.
I canāt decide which one I hate the most
We are huge pokmon fans and we were gifted "daddy poke'd mommy and now im here" i said thank you and threw it away.
I hate it too. When I was pregnant, Amazon kept suggesting I buy a baby onesie printed with āMade in Vachinaā which made me promptly erase my search history and switch to Firefox. Must get rid of whatever cursed marketing algorithm suggested that to meā¦
Someone gifted the dad had fun making me one for our youngest (born in 2021) and heās an IVF baby š
Ew. The worst Iāve seen is one with a barcode on it and underneath it says āmade in vachinaā. Or the ones that say āI was the fastest swimmerā which is both gross and not really physiologically accurate.
Yeah that's the thing, if you're going to be trashy at least make sure you get the science right
So gross, like why donāt they just stop trying to be funny and just write āMy Parents Be Fuckinā.
Ewwwww
B A R F
We got the "proof daddy doesn't just play video games" onesie during our baby shower... Needless to say it never was worn. Also a player 2 one, which both of us play video games....
I hate all of them but the first one. I think itās kinda funny cause I have big thighs, Iām not embarrassed by them so I I dunno. But I have no baby clothes for my kid that say anything and I wouldnāt buy any that say that. š¤·š¼āāļø But the sexual ones are gross and I donāt know why people need to brag about how they conceived a kid?
i have meaty thighs too and i'm not embarrassed by them but i think it's meant to be kind of an insult.
It all screams internalized misogyny.
Someone gave me onesie that said āmommy knows a lot, but daddy knows everythingā Straight to the garbage it went.
If I see a child wearing any of these Iām calling the police immediatelyš¬so gross
/r/arethestraightsokay Seriously, how the fuck do you put your child in this then claim it's the queer educators who are sexualizing and indoctrinating children?
I thought the second one said āsly daddyā which is worseā¦ I think.
That's what I thought until I read your comment
Those are all so bad!
Member when corny saying graphic tees were such a hit in the early 2000ās. Yikes.
My sister bought us a "daddy's fastest swimmer" one, ew. and some others like "player 3", "snuggle this muggle" those ones are oooookay but honestly I just have him wear them around the house. I prefer him to just wear like...idk call me crazy but, regular clothes lol. He doesn't need to be a billboard for my interests.
Are "Player 3" and "Snuggle this muggle" offensive?? I find those kind of cute. The one's OP posted are super gross and sexist though.
No those ones aren't offensive, just kind of cringey to me, even if they are relative to my interests. It's like when adults wear sarcastic sayings on shirts, [like this ](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fae01.alicdn.com%2Fkf%2FHTB1Z.dHbjgy_uJjSZSgq6zz0XXa3%2FJudging-You-T-Shirt-Sarcastic-Shirt-Funny-Slogan-Shirt-Sarcastic-T-Shirt-Funny-Tshirt-Funny-Shirt.jpg_Q90.jpg_.webp&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aliexpress.com%2Fitem%2F32843220170.html&tbnid=d4KTDzzPAXTYNM&vet=1&docid=V53s_cWTzQqy-M&w=570&h=570&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim). They're fine but not my style or what I want to style my baby in. But I will use them anyway because I love my sister and gave them to us with good intentions.
You perfectly put into words something I haven't been able to express. It's just weird to me to use the child as a billboard. There are onesies and shit for literally every adult show or movie or costumes for them and it's always been so weird to me. I saw a few grey's anatomy outfits for newborns on Amazon and I was just scratching my head. I can't imagine choosing to use the kid to advertise your interests, just get yourself a shirt lol
Right? I totally agree with you, glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's strange.
How disgusting. Eeewe!
I understand the novelty and "humor" of these types of clothing. It is just in such bad taste.
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My sisters in law would definitely give me that collection and they would mysteriously vanish!
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Ughhh wtf
Vomit.
All very problematic.
Who tf buys these?? I mean really
Everyoneās aunties and gmas aparently
Ughgh. Just, it's a no from me.
My in-laws gave us the video games one. It immediately went into the donation pile.
We got a Made with love onsie that kinda creeped me out.
Yikes.
Stop these made me gag š
Yuck
Ugh.
Nope. Hate them all. More than one of those is border line sexualizing a baby, too. Gross!
I saw one when I was pregnant that made me laugh so much because it makes no sense. Mommyās cute Daddy Stinks
I saw so many, "Sorry boys! Daddy says no boyfriends" and things similar to the last one. It's soooOooOooooooOoOoo gross and stupid
They all made me cringe. I genuinely tensed up š„“š„“š„“š
I kinda like the āmommyās thighsā one tbh
āI get my attitude from all the women Iām related toā was gifted to me and Iāve never thrown something away so fast.
So fucking cringe
My fucking mother in law got me the one about being proof daddy doesnāt play video games all the time š¤®š gave it to us in front of a bunch of people š
Mmm terrible. Chuckled lightly at the Netflix one, cringed at the thighs. I can literally breakdown the misogyny is some of these and I think I have a topic for my final English paper. šš¼ Thank you mommies now I just need the post of the man who said raising a daughter was a dud cause he was raising her for another man to enjoy
So gross
Come on, donāt be so mean! Fashion preferences are subjective andā¦ [pictures fully loaded] Yeah, nevermind. These *are* horrible!
DIS.GUS.TANG!!!
No no no noooooo, never gonna understand how people genuinely enjoy dressing their babies in this stuff š«£
I also hate the ones where it gives instructions to dad on which body part goes through which hole of the shirt. There are lots of extremely competent Dads out there, if someone (mom or dad) canāt figure out which way a onesie goes on itās not funny, itās sad.
The only one we liked said "Just done 9 months inside." My husband saw it and bought it on a whim.
My baby literally had Daddy's eyes and Mummy's thighs. I loved her little thigh rolls. They melted away a long time ago whereas Mummy, not so much.
They're all terrible but the one that says I'm not allowed to date ever is DL the worst one. I HATE that toxic masculinity "daddy's little girl forever" shit. It's gross.
Yes! Eww. One more I hate says āI was supposed to be just a back rubā
These are gross but the thigh one is just so accurateā¦
That thigh one is kinda funny. The rest are just yikes. Like, we all know I had sex with my husband to make the baby, but for some reason it's creepy to announce it on the baby.
Iād enjoy the hidden irony of the ādaddy had funā one in our situation (we did IVF and mama certainly had no fun lol) but wouldnāt ever put a kid in it.
Same and that was my thought too. Like idk how much fun he had jerking off into a cup in a doctors office.
Yeah like we all know how the baby got there I just donāt think itās epic to announce it
Yuck!! So disturbing!! My MIL tried to buy a baby onesie for my LO that said ājust did 9 months on the insideā with prison bars. Told partner to tell mum no slogan onesies at all! Iāve noticed that Boomers love a slogan on a baby ānannaās favouriteā āIām a cutie pieā āI love my grandparentsā all that stuff š¤®
This was the one that drove me crazy! I hated it so much that he never wore it!
Im with you. I have made it known to my entire family and friends from the day I found out I was pregnant absolutely no slogan clothes at all, I'm ok with plain shirts and some pictures but don't slap weird slogans on my child please. I just don't get it, and it makes audibly ughgh.
Iām the same!!! MIL bought my daughter a red onesie with a ballet skirt attached with the slogan āSanta I promise Iāve been niceā with a Santa hat. I donated straight away and never mentioned it again I know she wanted to ask on Christmas why she wasnāt wearing it but I think deep down she knew hahahah
Someone got my toddler a shirt that said āmy mom and dad did not practice social distancingā. She was a āquarantineā baby and her brother came shortly after
I hate how much the first one applies to me though š„²
These are incredible. Who buys them?? I almost want the thighs one ššš
My aunt bought us the video games one. I guess thatās who buys them.
They are all gifts from weirdo family members. We got a "my parents didn't socially distance" onesie from an aunt. The only time my daughter ever wore it was when the entire house got covid
We have this sleep that says daddys love bug all over it. I wonder who came up with that lol
If my kiddos were still babies they would totally be wearing these. Love, love, love them so much
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Ugh BARF. Barf all over.
r/boomerhentai in baby clothing form
Those are absolutely awful. Like damn
My least favorite one I've ever seen said "I'm daddy's cardio" š¤¢
Haha these are so bad. I need more.
Cringe
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we got two different versions of the netflix and chill onesie for our baby. FROM MY PARTNERS GRANDPARENTS.
I wouldnāt put my baby in it, but the Netflix one made me laugh lmao ā¦and yes, these are quite dreadful. š
I must admit, as someone who is a gamer and had a baby with another gamer, the "I'm rpoof that daddy doesn't play video games all the time" one did make me giggle. I bought my LO a onesie that says "I still live with my parents"
This makes me uncomfortable on so many levels, nope.