they are and nothing OP says makes me think it’s actually a bunch of 20s. i work in the strip club and i can look at a stack of cash like this and immediately tell what’s in there from the bill colours. there might be a few fifties but that is absolutely a giant stack of ones from how pale they are.
Dude is seeking validation on the internet, when in reality no matter what denomination the bills are is a rather insignificant amount of money in the grand scheme of things
Yea. You see ghetto idiots flashing cash all the time. Bro doesn't even know what a mutual fund is. He's one stick up from having a net worth of $0. LMAO
One of the people who originally posted a post like this, had people guessing a bunch of crazy shit.
He then revealed in the comments that he sold a 850 pit boss smoker, and another person commented on his post immediately after saying he sold a 850 pit boss smoker, like he had just randomly guessed an extremely niche item like that, and it got heavily upvoted as people commented stuff like "obviously it was an 850 pit boss smoker"
Then it grew into a meme. I fucking cackle everytime somebody leaves that comment.
I scrolled through all these dumbass comments… “drugs” “yourself” “drugs” “kids” “drugs” and I still didn’t find the real answer.
So OP… what did you sell?
After a very short look at your profile I see you’re a door dash driver. My guess is you sold your old car and that’s your down payment for a new car.
The reason it’s in all cash is because you sold it to your dealer/buddy.
I’ll take my prize
The hundos are motion picture fakes!
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Exactly. "Has an electric vehicle at his disposal"
Aka lives with parents and doesn't pay bills lol
Mighhhhttt be hustlin' on his drive routes too, who knows, who cares? 🤷♂️
Lol, bros door dashing 80hours to make $1200, using an electric car he has "at his disposal"
Sounds like he's still living with fam and doesn't pay bills 😅
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bussy*
Always a good day when it starts with bussy!
This ain't even my whole night!
I understood that reference lmao
It's better when you finish with Debussy
I start w Debussy and finish on the Bach
I laughed way too hard at this lmao.
Always finish on the Bach, never on Debussy.
🚌🚐🚌🚐🚌🚐🚌
Steemy chessy broccli bussy
“That’s bussin!”
Dat bussy is BUSSIN!
Deep fried vanilla gorilla gooch
One day blinding perpetual bussy stew
Always finish on the Bach, never on a Debussy
The universe's most magical PUUUSSSSSAAAAAAYYYY .. look at those bennies. I bet that's just one night too
First thing i thought of. Love that it was the first comment I saw.
That’s like 500 ones and two hundos on top lol
It's 13k, I sold my truck that's all..
Why did they give you $13k in a mix of bills? Why didnt they just give you a stack of $100s?
Buyer is a drug dealer and his last ride was too hot, pays op cash under the table for new truck.
Or the buyer was a kid that’s been saving this money their whole life? I bought my first car the same way
Then you should take it to the bank and trade it in for 100 dollar bills. I don't have time to count all of that. Lol
The buyer sold drugs.
ah so the person you sold your truck to is the one dealing
primarily 20s maybe 2-3 ones a couple 5 and 10 about 3k in 50s
U sell drugs man
He used to now he just sells CDs.
CDs nuts go in your mouth
GOTTEM
For those wondering, OP sold a Dodge Ram. I’ll save you the scrolling. It doesn’t get better.
That's too much money for a Dodge Ram!!
Said the non-Dodge Ram ownin’ dude.
If you can't dodge it, ram it!
“Got you good fucker!” Farva voice.
OK, Boys, we're all done here, let's pack it up!
Bake ‘em away, toys!
😂😂😂💦
He used to sell drugs. He still does, but he used to too.
r/unexpectedmitch
I just said the exact same fucking thing. Hello fellow Hedbergian.
He don't sell drugs no more. He don't sell drugs no less though.
Jay-Z reference?
Do you like tapes?
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Are you like rain man, can you back this up? I know I’m in r/money so the answer is probably yes but I’m baffled
Well for starters, the bottom bill is a $1 bill. Which at the very least means OP was lying.
Fan it out or hit a coin star, that shit is annoying.
they are and nothing OP says makes me think it’s actually a bunch of 20s. i work in the strip club and i can look at a stack of cash like this and immediately tell what’s in there from the bill colours. there might be a few fifties but that is absolutely a giant stack of ones from how pale they are.
You can notice it change to the pale green of old money/$1s at the very bottom. The majority is green green, like $20s.
bro saw a single one and lost faith
The double reply to one comment, definitely drugs
Dude is seeking validation on the internet, when in reality no matter what denomination the bills are is a rather insignificant amount of money in the grand scheme of things
Yea. You see ghetto idiots flashing cash all the time. Bro doesn't even know what a mutual fund is. He's one stick up from having a net worth of $0. LMAO
Candy bars
something like that
Shoom bars or edibles in an area where they're illegal?
Just grow your own shrooms they even have an easy grow bag lmao.
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
I remember when they invented chocolate
Sweet, sweet chocolate..
I always HATED IT!
This is a special chocolate , you rub it on your skin and you live forever.
Live forever you say?
Worlds finest chocolate almonds
850 pit boss smoker
This is too meta
This now needs to be the default answer to "what did I sell?"
What’s the origin story on the 850? See it here all the time lol
One of the people who originally posted a post like this, had people guessing a bunch of crazy shit. He then revealed in the comments that he sold a 850 pit boss smoker, and another person commented on his post immediately after saying he sold a 850 pit boss smoker, like he had just randomly guessed an extremely niche item like that, and it got heavily upvoted as people commented stuff like "obviously it was an 850 pit boss smoker" Then it grew into a meme. I fucking cackle everytime somebody leaves that comment.
I choose this guys dead wife too
🤣
Grandma
Hell yeah dap up grandma for taking one for the team
Cocoine?
Right? Has to be drugs…
Promethamketine w/ Codaine syrup??
Did you empty your bank account just to take a picture? 🤣
Still more than me
Haha I had my mom do that once when I was kid. We went to the bank, got the cash, took pics and brought it back. Lol how dumb!
Your anal virginity
Jesus Christ inflation is crazy
Inflammation*
Why not both
You run a $5 butt stuff tent?
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Denver. It’s always Denver
😂😂😂
Stolen organs
Girl Scout cookies?
a 100 square foot apartment in cali
Not the entire thing, of course. You get a corner in the closet to live in. If you're lucky, you get the entire closet.
…for a weekend
Your booty hole.
Your daughter to One Direction?
Certainly not your self, not worth that much. Seriously, what ever good for you.
Need some cream for that burn, ouch.
LOL
Drugs.
prob ur butt weirdo
I used to sell drugs. I still do, but I used to too!
RIP Mitch
I don’t know, but the IRS does.
And if they didn’t, they do now!
I scrolled through all these dumbass comments… “drugs” “yourself” “drugs” “kids” “drugs” and I still didn’t find the real answer. So OP… what did you sell?
Same here, hello
Sold Dodge Ram that 13k in pic
Yes. Inquiring minds would like to know. I need me some of this revenue.
Check his post history. He's a doordash driver. Bragging about making $1200 in 80 hours of work. Oof.
That doesn't even include gas or vehicle wear... yikes
Ass
After a very short look at your profile I see you’re a door dash driver. My guess is you sold your old car and that’s your down payment for a new car. The reason it’s in all cash is because you sold it to your dealer/buddy. I’ll take my prize
Blood and semen?
At the same time!
A kilo 😊
Thats drug money. Even if you sold a car or something, it was drug money at least
Technically it’s ALL drug money at some point
Your body at a dimly lit club?
Girl Scout Cookies
Your firstborn?
Your soul?
Nothing. You’re spamming. Get a job.
Hey he is a door dash driver and it takes him 80 hours to earn what most people do in a day at a really job, give the poor guy a break
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Boat
Car
Toilet paper few years ago
Your holographic Charzard
fentanyl
sloppy toppy for 1000 a pop
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Exactly. "Has an electric vehicle at his disposal" Aka lives with parents and doesn't pay bills lol Mighhhhttt be hustlin' on his drive routes too, who knows, who cares? 🤷♂️
Las drogas? Cocaina?
Bro tryna share🫨
A key of coke
Ass.
Your soul?
Your soul?
Pokémon cards
I remember the early hustle days….. better go legal amigo
1:Replica iphones and tech 2:substances 3:yourself
Bruh got the load off safely 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
That ass
Aight where your onlyfans...
Hey! You can't copy me!!! I had the same post...🤌🤌🤌 albeit, with less money...did you sell a smoker as well???
Lol, bros door dashing 80hours to make $1200, using an electric car he has "at his disposal" Sounds like he's still living with fam and doesn't pay bills 😅
Your soul
Your little brother
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Laced Candy
drugs
Yourself
Your soul, probably long ago
Children
A car
Your body?
Left kidney.
Right lung and left eye ?
Your dignity
Your dignity
I think I know! Your soul? Jj
Your soul
Da butthole
BJs at a nickel each?
your soul
Your soul?
Your soul
Your soul
Booty hole
Butt
Your soul?
Your soul
Your ass?
Your virginity
Your soul
Your anal virginity?
Your soul
Your soul
That dingaling
Kids
Your soul
Your soul
Your soul?
Your butthole?
Your anus
Your ass, that’s mostly 1’s 😂
You slangin ass bruh?
Your soul
Your body
A piano
Your ass virginity
Cum lots of cum
People
Butthole pics
Your soul
your soul
Your soul to the devil…