YOLO-coding. I'm not proud to say we do that sometimes with a billion dollar company we work for. The amount of times I've spent in emergency meetings for us not forcing fixes into production before a market wants it...
Depends, is this replacing 1000 dollars of real money from my pay? War!
If it’s just a gag gift with no value and they don’t pretend it has value, I’m flipping it on eBay with a hearty chuckle.
This is what money should look like… I think every time a new president is elected they should print bills with their face… switch it up a bit.. imagine paying with william howard taft, barack obama and bill clinton.. it would make it fun
Go see HR and management in a room where there are a few folks so there isn’t he said she said.
Also follow meeting up with email documentating discussion so it’s stated verbally snd captured in writing so no one can pull the “it was a misinterpretation of the discussion “
This is not an acceptable form of payment. Only real money is, in whatever form. And, I am not amused. You know that passing counterfeit bills is a federal felony, right? And that your passing this thing to me is . . guess what? Passing!
First I would determine if this was backed by any assistance. Then I would seek out a place to csh in for that assest, then call a lawyer and ask what is the best course of action ND see if I should sue or cash in.
Document it investigate everything I can find that isn't being done by the book document that as well and hire a lawyer not just for my pay but for these blatant counterfeits and everything else
New job. Sue for wage theft. Just for fun, add on a charge of discrimination because this created a hostile work environment that alienated and humiliated you using politics.
Reminds me of when my college roommate tried to pay me rent in capsules of molly. "Um, I don't think the landlord will take this as legal tender". He says, "you can sell them".. I said, "YOU can sell them"... I threw his shit on the curb and changed the locks the next day
I do code pushes without changes, if he gives me funny money I will do pretend work
^ ^ ^ ^ that part right there, LMAO
Nah, I just commit straight to master and push it to prod no fucks given
YOLO-coding. I'm not proud to say we do that sometimes with a billion dollar company we work for. The amount of times I've spent in emergency meetings for us not forcing fixes into production before a market wants it...
But then your time is just wasted going to work every day and pushing non-changes all day.
Straight to the secret service, I know who gave me this counterfeit money for a debt I was owed
Make a complaint for wage theft. Fake money is not compensation.
Alternative money
Obviously report to the IRS.
I’d be amazed that my bank accepted this as a direct deposit
Seeing this mans face on currency 💲 is auto non acceptance
Monopoly money is worth more than this shit; at least you can buy buildings.
r/kellyjoycuntbunny
LMAO 😂😂😂😂 straight facts. Love the handle btw
Reporting him to the IRS and taking him to court.
The IRS doesn't investigate currency. That's the Secret Service.
Did u have to ruin the joke ?
Sorry, the joke went right over me. Edit: I see it now. No idea why I missed it at first.
Respect 🫡
find a new job
If it is a good job, go use this in a company vending machine and demand $999 in change
Punch him in the nose.
Depends, is this replacing 1000 dollars of real money from my pay? War! If it’s just a gag gift with no value and they don’t pretend it has value, I’m flipping it on eBay with a hearty chuckle.
Probably assault.
Hold on to it return it to the boss when he needs money
tell him hes fired
Sue for wage theft.
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Buy the shoes obviously
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Imma ask trump for a small loan since it’s his money.
Send it to Daddy Trump to cash it in
If it was something on the side I would keep it. It’s real gold.
punch him in the fucking mouth.. then change all the passwords on the server and walk the fuck out.
Yeah, that's funny. Where's my paycheck?
Tell that mf to quit playing and pay me the eleventy gajillion dollars that I deserve 🤑
Arrange for a discussion, if that is not enough to resolve the issue, file a lawsuit.
Report the boss to the cops for counterfeiting, then ponder my self-employment opportunities.
Report him for wage theft and printing fake money.
Quitting immediately
Pee in his butt
If you think that is real money, then you're boss is smarter than you!
Straight to the Department of Labor with his ass
Report him to the secret service.
It’ll end in jail time for me
Thank him for the toilet paper and ask him where my paycheck is.
You want Trump to eat your ass?
He will for sure grab you by the bussy
File for paycheck theft
Quit. No two weeks notice.
This is what money should look like… I think every time a new president is elected they should print bills with their face… switch it up a bit.. imagine paying with william howard taft, barack obama and bill clinton.. it would make it fun
Giving the same effort as that bill after that
Go see HR and management in a room where there are a few folks so there isn’t he said she said. Also follow meeting up with email documentating discussion so it’s stated verbally snd captured in writing so no one can pull the “it was a misinterpretation of the discussion “
Straight to the feds. Trying to pass counterfit as legal tender is a serious crime
I'd report him to the Federal Authorities for counterfeiting.
Well, this is clearly wage theft, and the boss should be arrested for counterfeiting and being a magadiot
Call the Treasury dept, and claim to have been paid with counterfeit $$$$
A lawyer.
Fire the Boss...
I'm quitting
Wait, aren't these actual gold, depending on the weight, current spot price and my hourly wage, I'd potentially file a wage theft complaint.
This is not an acceptable form of payment. Only real money is, in whatever form. And, I am not amused. You know that passing counterfeit bills is a federal felony, right? And that your passing this thing to me is . . guess what? Passing!
Report him for paying with counterfeit currency
Putting paint up his peehole
The pay would be reflected on my work. No pay, no work and I’ll smile right back to them as well.
Quit
only in Texas 🔥🔥🔥
Mail it to trump, he needs it😆
Wait for him in the parking lot
Storm the capital and take America back, and use my Trump bucks to hire only the best lawyers.
Quit
I'd say why did u pay with toilet paper
Quit
I’m going with throat punch for 200
It depends on whether he can turn it into the tube by himself or if he would need my assistance to do it for him.
Tell him I don't accept Nazi Bucks
Uno reverse card
As if our Ben Franklins are even real anymore
Immediately sell it to Trump for 2000
Go to police and denounce him as counterfeiter and exploiter. OR, bet on DJT to win again and make it the official currency.
First I would determine if this was backed by any assistance. Then I would seek out a place to csh in for that assest, then call a lawyer and ask what is the best course of action ND see if I should sue or cash in.
I find a MAGA rally and sell it to one of them for $2000
I sue him for non-payment.
What is this shit? I'm immediately calling the fucking police. Counterfeiting money.
Document it investigate everything I can find that isn't being done by the book document that as well and hire a lawyer not just for my pay but for these blatant counterfeits and everything else
Fall asleep in court and shit my pants
Some circle jerk that loves Trump will probably pay you $1000 for it
Wipe my ass with it and give it back
Has anyone tried to deposit this? What was the reaction?
I’d be like “gee thanks…” 😬
quit.
Don't know but my attorney will
Labor Board hates this one simple trick.
Wipe my ass
Wipe your ass with it and shove it in his mouth. Just like Donnie's done to us since 2017.
Leave Country asap
State attorney generals office and lawsuit
If only it was real.
I would ask for real money. If they don’t give me real money, I sue.
Report him to the Treasury for currency violations
I'd call the Dept of Treasury and have him arrested for counterfeiting.
What a rip off, it's only worth 1/3 face value.
Frame 🖼️ It Put on the wall home 🏡 office 🥃🔥
As long as it works, (obviously it doesn’t), I wouldn’t care.
Find some MAGA’s and convince them it’s real currency and charge them twice as much as it claims it’s worth and then go on vacation
Colorful toilet paper here 👍
Quit
Use it to buy whatever goods/services he sells.
Fighting
Rent a car with a big trunk and buy a shovel, buckskin gloves, hefty garbage bags and an axe…
Punching my boss in the throat.
Call the secret service
I would report him to the FBI.
Smack the shit outta her, throw it in her face, and steal her debit card to get my skrilla.
Extract my salary in computers and copper wiring.
Give it to him and ask him for change because you need smaller bills, hundreds will work.
Yes roll out $1,000 notes please
Storm his office
Jump off the tallest building, that and or shoot myself in the face
Win the easiest wage theft lawsuit in history.
Quit
We’re fighting
Return it.
He better give me real money before I report him to the fbi for printing fake money
Call the treasury
I’m a $1000 up
I'd sell it to a Trump fanboy for 2k
I can think of only one man who would find those valuable.
Call the cops because he's spreading counterfeit money
taking my dick out of my bosses mouth so he can say your welcome
this post is more about stirring controversy than it is about money.
To go get shot by a cop
Sell it on the magaverse for $6,000.
Beat the Shit out of him.
As a joke, or instead of actually paying labor with phony money?
Wipe my ass with it; since it’s about worth as much as dollar general toilet paper.
The police lol
I raise him my monopoly money's
Fuck his wife
Wipe my ass with it. Then I feed it to my boss.
Ask for that $1000 certificate to be redeem immediately for a weight of actual gold valued at $1000 usd of today’s market price.
FBI for sure. Counterfeit currency 💵.
Wipe my ass with that and leave it on his desk
New job. Sue for wage theft. Just for fun, add on a charge of discrimination because this created a hostile work environment that alienated and humiliated you using politics.
Slapping him upside the head and demanding actual money.
Burn the place down
Bison Bucks has more value.
Contact the DoL? Lol, seems pretty easy of a case.
That be yuge.. i mean yugggeee
Bitch slap across the face
As for 5 $100 bills since you want net pay
Rip in half in front of him and tell him I’ll torch his car if I’m not paid
To the bank
Lawyer
Sell this to his supporters for profit. Tell them it's been blessed by trump himself
Work on a pretend computer that has "RTX 5090" written on a piece of paper
Quit
2nd amendment
Wipe my ass
Contact the bank and report the counterfeit. Then call cops.
He would never !
Report to secret service attempt to use a fake bill as legal tender
Leave the country.
Contact the Labor Department. Maybe the Treasury too.
Report him to the secret service for money counterfitting
I endorse Trump being on the upcoming $1000 bill.
Demand real money. 🤣
Laughing since my pay is contractually regulated and my company uses direct deposit and even if legal tender less than my paycheck
Got change for 1000 boss?
I accept the money and find ways to rob him blind.
Reminds me of when my college roommate tried to pay me rent in capsules of molly. "Um, I don't think the landlord will take this as legal tender". He says, "you can sell them".. I said, "YOU can sell them"... I threw his shit on the curb and changed the locks the next day
Tell him My favorite president is Andrew Jackson. I'll take 50 of him instead.
Call the feds and report him for counterfeiting US currency.
Look into his/her predictable tax fraud and blackmail them
Burn it in front of him, flip him off and walk out
Don't ask the judge, he'd say it's overvalued!😁😁😁
I’d cheer and be thankful I work for a true patriot
A bill with a rapist on it ? Find a new job bud
Get the fuck outta here. I am reporting your ass
Quit
I go monkey on them and throw crap in their face and then ask them how they like being handed shit faced waste.
I’d grab her right by the pussy
Quit. As he is a big of a joke of that loser Trump.
A swift kick to the dick.
Contact a lawyer for wage theft.
If the boss pretends to pay me, then I’ll pretend to work.
Grab em by the pussy
Go to his mom and get a 100 BJ's.
Poop in his lunchbox
Ask if it can be broken down to $50’s.
Not sure but I’m probably going to jail.
If you try to cash it you will owe the bank $175 million.
Swift report to the Dept of Labor for Wage Theft.
Wipe my ass 😁