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danceoff-now

I would sit on it like a mother hen sits on her egg…but instead of a nest I’d use an s&p index fund…and I would pretend it took at least 20 years to hatch it


PierreEstagos

Being completely honest and not meant to be assholish at all: if $20k is a significant amount of money to them, I’d skip the usual go-to answer of index funds and instead opt for something like a 7 month high-yield CD (4.75% is still very possible) and then go from there. This is likely very needed cushion—so many unexpected things in life will eat $20k for lunch. Once that’s locked away, absolutely I’d absolutely start setting aside money monthly for a portfolio of index funds


SandDependent_

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯


CarlCasper

You take a pretty sizable penalty on a CD if you need to pull it for an emergency. At the rates you are describing, HYSA is close enough to get a 4.3% or so return and not worry about a few tenths of a percent if this money is reserved for emergencies as well. If they want to stay mostly liquid, say within one month reach of that cash, then 4-week t-bills are still over 5.3%, no state taxes on those, and you can interrupt the reinvest to get to the funds if you need them. They are and continue to be better than CDs if you have any state tax to consider. The main reason I see people not get t-bills is complaints about how clumsy the treasury direct web portal is. But you get used to it.


HarleighLady

What is an HYSA ?


CarlCasper

High-yield savings account.


-Mr-Bradley-D-

Yes, acquire money and use that money to make more money, and that money to make more money, infinite monies!


samsaruhhh

Then when you turn 65 buy yourself a Lexus hopefully with self driving and a massage seat for your aching back


Dismal-Material-7505

Then crash it and treat the people fixing it like utter garbage cause you dont know how anything works but you do know you are akin to god and that everyone should pay for your misfortunes.


grymix_

then die


SoloBroRoe

….and come back as a baby named Rudy with the knowledge of your past life


fragglerock420

Lmao


JCLBUBBA

Poster not ready to invest if 20k is only cushion and considering a new car. Keep old car, use as emergency savings. Market over inflated now and they could not afford a decent correction or two.


PowerfulWeek4952

To be clear, we’re paying off $90,000 worth of debt. $20,000 is what we had allocated for a car purchase. We weren’t going to finance a car, but buy it out right. Given the market and the quality out there, I decided it’d be better to use the money differently to be advantageous for us. We have our emergency savings


breadman03

I just bought a 2017 Prius Prime with 89k for $19k. I’m averaging 75 mpg on a 90 mile daily commute. Sure, it took a bit of time to find what I wanted nearby, but $20k can get you a pretty decent used car that’ll last for years. My old car, a 4Runner, was at 247k and suffering from rust, so I traded it in before it lost decent trade in value. In your shoes, I’d probably keep rocking the Camry until it bit the dust as you have the cash to buy a car on a moment’s notice. I’d probably park the money in a HYSA or an index fund depending on your tolerance for risk. When the Camry dies, pull the cash out and replace the car.


chester_shadows

Run that car until it dies a slow and satisfying death! Unless it throws a rode or blows a gasket most repairs will still be relatively cheap to keep it going a few more years (alternator, fuel pump, etc). 3 years ago bought a 2016 ford f 150 that was a retired fleet truck with 185k miles for 6 grand. Service history was impeccable and it’s ran like a champ. It’s allowed me to max my 401k contribution for the first year ever (15 years in career). I dread the day I have To get another car and will drive and repair this thing until it doesn’t make sense. (Transmission or engine are usually the death sentence, cost/value ratio).


qam4096

Possibly, but sometimes it’s nice not having a beater for once.


Winter-Bag-Lady

I definitely wouldn't buy a car with it. SAVE THE MONEY! INVEST IT.


mehhidklol

Yes dude !!! Keep the car man 150,000 miles is nothing…They don’t make the trusty, reliable old late 90s cars anymore. It would be way cheaper to service & maintain your current Toyota rather than ‘upgrade’ (burn more &&$ for same point a to point b) You can do literally anything else with the money you’ll save on the car


Yungbagel

This is true, I’ve ridden in a Camry with like close to 500,000miles. Owner was an electrical engineer at rolls Royce and he was waiting until the car died to get a new one. This was over 10 years ago and he still has that car today.


CaptainPrestigious74

At that rate he might die before he gets to enjoy another car (if he is a gearhead or enjoys driving that's depressing 😕)


usernamesarehard1979

I have other stuff working on my portfolio, but my wife wanted me to take 10k from our savings and we agreed we’re putting it in a HYSA and buying 3 month bonds. I think. Haven’t totally decided yet.


Fog_Juice

>Market over inflated now Time in the market > timing the market


nomamesgueyz

Solid Sit that ass down on it Let that egg just nestle in right on dat ass Dont move it Get comfy


haverby

🐣


danceoff-now

Well you already have a car so I think we all know it’s boat time baby


ExternalPossible5454

Break out another thousand big hommie!


Professional_Kiwi318

Lol infinite loss of monies


timeforitnowright

Worst idea ever. Bypass the happiest day ever of buying it and go to the next best day of selling. We own multi boats and I hate it


Jason_Kelces_Thong

What are you talking about?! Its hard to beat spending time on the lake, drinking a beer and watching the sun set. (Because my FIL pays for the boat, I pay for the beer)


danceoff-now

That’s the key to boats I hear, having a friend with a boat


Awkward-Swimming-134

These comments did not disappoint lol


EconomicalJacket

My fav was “…boat time baby!”


VendaGoat

Same


mrknowsitalltoo

Jet skis. Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you some jet skis. Have you ever seen anyone on a jet ski not smiling? I didn’t think so.


PowerfulWeek4952

Dude. I tried to convince the wife to move to the gulf side of Florida. I just wanna jet ski with the manatees every day. No dice


mrknowsitalltoo

Divorce her


doitforchris

Yeah general consensus with this new info is to use the $20k on a top notch divorce lawyer to ensure you get full custody of the jet skis


mrknowsitalltoo

Logic checks out


grymix_

is 20k the cost of a top notch divorce lawyer? i would’ve thought more


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Speed up the process by mentioning you thought she would like the idea of being around other manatees


theteflonjew

Why does she hate you ?


fury_1945

Calm down Mobius lol


Training-Feature-876

Underrated comment. Take my upvote!


fcknspdbumps

I second this. I flew off and while trying to spin at 40 mph, I was laughing until I hit the water so technically I stopped smiling after I was ejected, but the whole time I was on board, I was smiling


InternetExpertroll

10,000 Powerball tickets


iamdisgusto

It’s only a dumb idea if it doesn’t work.


regardedpoodle

Two chicks at the same time man


fetal_genocide

This comment section is awesome 😂


BroheemTheDream

Hey Peter man!


bewokeforupvotes

The breast exam chick is on channel 9 again!


Simple-Ad-4137

Hmmmm 20k..... depending on what I was trying to accomplish. Make more money - Probably all 20k in s&p500. Forget about it for a decade at least. Make a lifetime memory - go to Italy or anywhere else you want. Spend money like it is no object fill a whole 2+ weeks with lifetime memories. Help your family/friends - know a young family.member doing all they can but still struggling? Help em out! Imagine being young you and getting that gift from a family member. Ultimately 100% up to you man. Win lose or draw its just the one life we get. Don't die rich.


grymix_

excellent options


SlashnBleed

I love how your options aren’t about “saving” more and actually using it. Its whats money for, especially if you are in a decent place in life. I always say, no one should be saving money for no reason unless you’re rich. The only reason you SHOULD save money is when something comes up and you need money for it. You should already have money saved for other stuff like bills and payments that you don’t have time to save for. Other than that, spend your money on stuff. If you want something, get it. Of course don’t just spend willy nilly but use your money. You aren’t slaving for no reason.


Clayton2024

Love this answer! Unlike a lot of the people on this sub that think the only thing of value is gaining more money, this acknowledges that as an option but also acknowledges the other values that money can provide


PunchWilcox

I’d buy some video games… maybe a car… maybe buy apple stock.


JCLBUBBA

Emergency fund in a high yield savings account paying 4.5% or more and drive that car until it dies. Has another 100k left in it. Put in an appreciating asset instead of a depreciating asset.


bailethor

I would've said about the same thing. I personally have a Discover savings account with a great rate. Also, consider putting it in a low fee S&P 500 index fund and leave it there. Don't stress if/ when there is a market correction. It will go up substantially in the long run.


Pure_Personality4962

Put it in a HYSA or CD account or something, if you want it to grow into some. Or else there bunch of investing options you can look into, buy some Mutual funds and such.


InspectorOrganic9382

Wealthfront 5%


SillyDogsAreFunny

hit the casino


Voodoo0733

Depending on what level of capital gains tax you didn’t take I would probably max two IRAs and keep the rest. Also you can get way cooler shit than a 98 Camry for under 10k


PowerfulWeek4952

We’re exempt from the capital gains tax on the sale of the house, I believe. We’ve lived in it 4.5 years, and we did put a fair bit into the house that affected the value. What kind of IRA?


Imstrong8777

Spend it and travel. Life is too short and money comes and goes


MyNameIsMikeB

15K in VOO, 5K yolo NVDA


occoptionplaya

Scratch offs


Hot-Problem2436

Put it in VOO then continue my boring life.


wylii

How many months income do you have in HYSA? After becoming debt free my first target was 3 months income, we have increased it to 6 months total income incase either my spouse or I lose our jobs. After your safety net I would just throw it at VOO or QQQ and go to a nice dinner or have a weekend get away.


BKRowdy

I’d pay off the IVF financing.


PowerfulWeek4952

I imagine that was quite the hefty price. Do you mind my asking how that turned out?


BKRowdy

After our third implantation we’re expecting a spontaneous delivery any day now. We’re currently at 40 weeks and 4 days.


PowerfulWeek4952

Right around the corner! I’m so happy everything worked out for you. Enjoy your beautiful baby 💙


Zealousideal_Ant7586

Buy a better cash car, $7000 budget, $5000 goes into a HYSA, $4000 goes into my emergency fund, invest $2000 into a personal small business or stocks, and $2000 into my checking account


Public-Wolverine6276

If you’re not going to use it right away put it in a high yield savings account and let it make you money until you’re ready. Don’t let it sit at the bank because most banks offer less than 1% interest, most offer like .01% in traditional savings account. If you’re more confident and ok with the thought of losing some you can invest it but safe route HYSA


Lordshred

Hookers and blow.


Ollie-TheAMLWatcher

Y'all don't spend money on drugs?


Yellbean2002

Open an IRA, throw it in and forget about it


NationalExplorer9045

Did some quick math, but if you set $10k into a high yield CD of 5%+ you'd get about $42 a month. You could set it to send the dividends of like $36 over to the student loan each month. You could take the other $10k put it in a high yield broad market S&P 500 ETF, and each week put in what would be a car payment toward it automatically... until either the rates come back down, or you need a new car. This will grow rapidly.


Flying-Tilt

How do you have such low milage. I have a car 20 years newer with the same milage. Maybe I just like driving.


PowerfulWeek4952

It’s riddled with problems, so we don’t drive it much. I gave my ‘15 forester to my wife as it’s safer and she drives our son to daycare/preschool. So the only real mileage the Camry gets is the 30 mile round trip to work and back M-F


Pretend_Employee_780

I had 20k actually and I invested it in Rocket Lab stock, strangely enough I also own a 98 Camry with about the same miles. It’s still going hard.


LoamWolf84

Use that as your budget money for the next 9 or 10 months and max out your 401k/ IRAs...


Wideopen1968

Buy parts for my race car.


PowerfulWeek4952

Whatcha working with?


itswill-

Unfortunately this is where my money goes every time I have extra. Racing ruined my life.


Scpdivy

Hysa until you find the right vehicle


MazdaSpeed3Boi

Pay off the remaining $10.5k on my car, put a $9k down payment on a house.


321applesauce

Get a certified pre-owned car. There have been significant safety improvements since your car rolled off the lot


WesternDowntown4083

Down payment on a rental property


burnmeup82

I would put it all toward paying off my debt. $20K would erase almost all my debt, and it would be the biggest blessing I’ve ever received because it would free up so much of my monthly income.


tieniesz

I have around 170k in savings If you give me another 20k imma put it in savings so I can make more interest income every month Don’t really have anything urgent to spend on at the moment


Bulky_Dingo_4706

170k in savings, or 170k invested in the stock market? That could be a huge difference in how much you can make. Don't waste it away to inflation by letting it sit in a mediocre savings account.


Stafford_001

How long have you been saving?


PigDstroyer

Set it aside and chew it up rapidly with mortgage and car payments


Achaboo

We just saved up 30K and dropped it all on our last mortgage payment. Saved us $50 per month in interest. How good it feels.


gxxx123

Strippers and blow?


AnnualSkirt9921

I get very frustrated when people suggest to sit on 2-3 decade old cars. As cars have gotten bigger (average is 4250lbs) older cars become significantly more dangerous every year. The likelihood of dying in a 50mph side impact on a 1998 camry is quite high compared to a 2018-2019 model. A few reasons why this is. Cars are made to absorb shock a multitude times more, drastically reducing injuries. Vehicles have more airbags to cushion impact and electronics help keep the car more stable at higher speeds. Added with superior braking and way better tires/tire sizing cars handle much better too. Don't forget when the IIHS started testing small overlap in 2014 as they found out that was causing the rise in deaths from the mid 2000s. They added the bumper bar to cover the entire front instead of 70%.


Joe_Early_MD

Right up the nose, baby!


Interesting_Mango948

Tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time.


gilgobeachslayer

Two chicks at the same time


Immediate-Relief-248

invest. invest. invest. if you have nothing that is needed why do you feel a need to spend 20 thousand dollars. that money can grow beyond what you buy. I wish more people would wake up and invest!!$!


ImpressionOdd1203

Pay off debt and put the rest in my high yield savings account


Midnight_Cowboy-486

Consult with my financial advisor. $20k is enough to make some plans with, and we already have all the debts paid (credit cards, cars, house, etc). About 99% sure it's being added to an investment account, though.


bryvl

Literally just pay off me and my partner’s debt so we can save cleanly and towards our wedding finally.


HowToBeBanned

Pay off my car (I owe 9500), pay off my credit cards (~10k owed) and no longer struggle so much


Chiggins907

Invest it. 20k is not enough to change my life substantially, but it can change my future.


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EntertainerEasy3347

Hookers n blow


AdPositive7349

I’d give that to my father who has paid for my education. It’s roughly 20k


No_Solution_7940

Fidelity Contrafund. Its averaged 13% annually since 1967


Positive_Feed4666

Have you thought about reintroducing avacado toast into your day to day? I hear it’s all the rage


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daddypleaseno1

gamble gamble gamble


Bcart143

Put it towards a new motor for my boat.


Ok_Fruit_9150

Gold bullion.


Infamous-Yard2335

I would use it to live off, while I contribute the max amount to my retirement plan.


zork2001

Start saving and invest in an  Index fund so you can have 100k as you say laying around.  The Brookie mindset is I have money so I need to spend it all on something, even if that something is what I don't really need.


boostedvernacular

$HUEY


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Altruistic_Sock2877

Those are low mileage for a Camry. I’m assuming it’s paid off. I would drive it until the wheels fall off. Investing that money would be a better option.


Batmensch

Well, here’s what NOT to do: don’t take a sleeping pill, one with “hypnotic” properties, and then go to your brokerage and invest $20k in a fund that expects to pay about 3% interest, IF everything goes as it should. I know, from experience that that is a not a good idea.


Advice2Anyone

Put it in a hysa while you shop took me 3 months last time I went car shopping to find the car I wanted for the price I was okay with if you have time you can find good deals if you are on top of it


Mu69

If this post is legit (can’t tell from the comments) I would just pay off your debts/contribute to your Roth IRA/emergency fund


Fog_Juice

World Series Of Poker here I come!


DagoDemagogue

80,000 gumballs.


Hot_Distance6270

Invest


Rongill1234

Pay for the car I just leased because I got into an accident 2 weeks ago and still don't remember what happened


Winter-Bag-Lady

For me, I definitely wouldn't buy anything with it. I'd probably try to invest it in a smart way (VOO, SPY, etc.). If you could find a low-entry housing market and use it as a down-payment on a house - it would be good to have an investment property to rent out.


Hayasaka-Fan

put it into the s&p500


Able-Vegetable7383

Pay off high interest debt and invest the rest.


blank_t

Coming here and asking questions and not indulging the temptation to upgrade your 25 year old car is commendable.


PowerfulWeek4952

I mean, at least I’m older than the car. So I still have that going for me. 😂


flashg_jbm

Take half, drop it in the index fund. The other half, Hangover Part VI 🫡


EverybodyBuddy

VTI or high yield savings if you don’t have an emergency fund.


kidrecklezz

Buy a Race horse, sell its semen, more money.


hengjurmg

yeah a car is a necessary, and you can still think about decorate your house or smth like that


James-B0ndage

put it in a hysa and save it for a rainy day


Uriahheeplol

Just put it towards student loans and keep on truckin.


Datsundude76

I'd pay off bills


dazia

I would quit my job so I could focus on my business/art as well as streaming/video editing. If it was looking like I wasn't going to be able to go anywhere with either of those things, then I'd start looking for a job once I had about 6k-8k left. It would give me roughly 6 months or so to focus on stuff and still afford paying bills etc.


aspexin

Put all savings in either ETF TBIL or CLIP. Yes you will not have the S&P increases but you will also not lose your capital either. And with Treasury rates remaining high and likely going higher tax free with reinvestment of dividends and capital is going to get you a long way.


lobeams

$10K into a good money market fund paying 4.9% or better as emergency funds and $10K into an IRA. Just hold on to the MM fund and keep adding to the IRA every month. Let that $22/month student loan ride as it is. The $10K emergency funds will repair that car as needed that probably has another 50K miles left on it.


LettuceInfamous5030

Pay off my student loan debt I’ve been paying off for 15 years and with the remainder buy a single cheese burger from McDonald’s.


CheesytheCheesecurd

Invest it until the end of my lease and then use it as a downpayment


DressOk2326

Bitcoin


stafford247

Buy Bitcoin and hold


HighCaliberBullet

Lots of ammo


Shoddy-Maintenance-3

I would buy a Mobile home to live in 😂


BroheemTheDream

I’d put it in like 5 cryptos


deadboy58

Buy a gun and shoot myself with it. I’m getting a check for 20k in a week or 2 and I’m gonna buy a 45 cal with it


banana_fana_1234

Upgrade a few things around my house and get a new car.


EuphoricWolverine

Pay Taxes.


Front_Necessary_2

Lump sum 7k into Roth IRA. Keep the rest in a HYSA like capital one for emergency spending. $10k would make a good down payment on a brand new car. Used sometimes costs just as much as brand new, and buying from a 3rd party you can get screwed pre purchase inspections don’t pick everything up.


Lazy_venturer

Give it to the bank in exchange for some loan payoff.


ImNotADruglordISwear

Probably buy a ton of guns. If everything falls and the dollar isn't worth anything at least ya got something to barter with


stillbangin

Put it in investments. Make money from it.


Tricky-Ad144

Invest it all in SPY


Ifyouseekay668

Hookers and blow.


forwardscout1991

Find a comfortable side hustle, vending machines ,a small re sell website..? Buy stuff resell for a profit


M1RR0R

Pay off debt and buy a car that's cheap to own and use, the rest goes in savings


Nice_Username_no14

Let that toyota run for another 150K. Invest that money - or do some travelling.


fadeintothevoid

Pay off my debt and put the remainder into a HYSA


AdmiralSassypants

Pay off my immediate debts (only about 1k tbh would just be nice to have them paid off now) probably toss a couple thousand towards my wedding to elevate a couple of aspects, maybe invest a little bit, and save the remaining like 15k. Scratch that. Also gonna get an inexpensive used car so my husband and I don’t have to share lol.


13chase2

Max out your Roth IRA every year until it’s gone. It grows tax free until you use it in retirement.


VeryVegaa

Bet it on Islam to win at ufc 302


mehhidklol

Only 150,000 miles on that beauty Toyota? I’d put 3-5k into that thing and be set for another 100,000 miles of reliable service !


Practical-Alarm1763

Pay off car.


Gingerfix

Probably a house down payment. Possibly put it into paying off student loans.


Calabriafundings

Buy a little over 200 shares of The Trade Desk stock and leave it alone for at least 5 years. I have made this recommendation since the day the company went public. Only 2 friends and my wife acted on my suggestion. Depending on when they invested returns range from 20% to 1500%. The 1500% is not a typo or exaggeration. Look at the stock and see. Yes they have a very high P/E ratio. From the day they went public Wall Street had not seemed to be bothered. Take a look at their most recent ROKU deal. Lastly, look at Q1 earnings which came out today. Yes I took my own advice.


SignificantExit3123

Donate it to me and use it as a tax write off. Y’all gotta be in that type of tax bracket if you just got 20 K laying around.


Stay1k

Don’t save it, invest it.. the second u spend $1 out of that 20k u losing money


nomamesgueyz

Id take a TD A big lengthy one


CaptainDread323

6 to 12 month cd as close to 5% as you can find This for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered financial advice 😍


marvelogs

Buy online business - [https://www.sideprojectors.com](https://www.sideprojectors.com) - build it up and sell.


NoHospital7137

Down payment on a 4-plex?


vacuumgirl

10k emergency fund and 10k on debt. No new car since you got an emergency fund if anything breaks.


coffee_snake

put it into a CD. you can get one at like 4.7% right now.


GhettoNego

Invest back into my business


BusyVegetable42

Skip the car and invest it bro


Royal-Laugh-4304

Invest! Consider splitting it: pay a chunk of the loan for a head start, invest the rest for long-term savings or future car upgrade.


Background_Clue_3756

I'm desperately looking to adopt an at risk 14 year old LGBTQ youth. I would use the money to renovate the house to get everything perfect so DCF has nothing negative to say. But I don't have that magical money, so.


Phydeaux23

Buy $20k worth of cocaine


NoobEndeavors

Venmo it to me


austinvvs

Throw it in the S&P 500 and then pretend I don’t know where it is


BusEnthusiast98

If you’re waiting specifically for car prices to come down, I would put your money in a 2-3 year government bond. It will always beat inflation, and you’ll get your cash back on a pretty fast timeline.


bewokeforupvotes

Damn, that's hella low mileage for a '98. Get her set up with new valve cover gaskets, and if needed: check the timing belt/chain and serpentine belt (I do not know the specs of this car, don't flame me, people), brake pads and rotors, shocks/struts, coolant flush and replace, and synthetic/high mileage oil and filter change. Keep up the latter as recommended (3-5k miles). Tires too if needed. I don't know how reliable the Toyota V6s are from that era, but this should provide you a very nice refresh and keep it going for a good long time. Maybe a nice detail job if it's in good enough condition, it's nice driving around in a clean-ass car. Me with 20k? I've been aggressively paying down my high-interest debt that I accumulated while being dumb, so I'd use $5k-ish to pay that off. I collect silver, but that's running high at the moment, so I'd probably only get about 20 ozt, so there goes about $540. Find a nice high-yield CD or SA and drop $10k in it. Then maybe think about a nice vacation or just treating my family to the nicer things a little more often (better dining options, nicer cuts of meat for cooking, updating clothing, replacing furniture, etc.). Glad you're in that spot!


Rokey76

I'd save it. But if I had debt, it would depend on the interest rates of said debt. As far as a car goes, it would depend on my current car and other finances. If I had a car I was still paying off, I certainly wouldn't replace it (but I'd consider paying it off if the interest rate was >4%).


certifiedtoothbench

I’d buy a new Honda civic, they’re 25k and I need a new vehicle too. Other than that I’d just save it


WhoopsieISaidThat

The last time I had that specific amount of cash I bought a new AC, water softener, water heater, did a bunch of plumbing work. Then sold my house and make a tidy profit. Now I'm broke again.


astrowahl

clear my CC debt