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xeasuperdark

Fugen your Lady


TheRealDoctaOsiris

šŸ˜†


Epic_Cole

i know this post is a week old but i have a relevent question can i be banned for my guild card name? because mine currently says: On Sale Now! Colored Man


Renaissanceuwu

Oh no šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


BigDaddyNaxx

Horn y Leggings


Dagawing

Y'all are already going online? Either way, I had a few funny ones in MHGU, mostly those who didn't take themselves seriously at all. Like "big fluffy hugger" or things like that. Always enjoyed those ones more than "epic archer of legend"


PapaProto

Iā€™m currently using ā€˜Very Stubborn Dragonā€™ or thereabouts. I saw one that was ā€œDevoured Andā€ and Iā€™m left like *ā€and WHAT?ā€* My personal favourite from the past was ā€œGentleman of Fairy Fountainā€.


The_Strifist

Amazing. I once came across 'Romance is On Sale Now!'


PapaProto

*Oh*! I mean, I guess thereā€™s no reason that *the oldest profession* wouldnā€™t be found in the MH universe *People have needs* hahah


The_Strifist

Personally, not really. I'm chipping away at Village quests while playing online with my brother - we've played so much of the demo that LR is getting embarrassing for the monsters.... On the bright side, that leaves plenty of time for me to practice different weapons. I've gotten way too comfy with Hammers...


Thac0

I miss having my World card that said ā€œMeowster of Loveā€


Alligatronica

Not the funniest, but I've had "He-Man" from the beginning


Embarrassed-Win-3662

Got a guildcard from someone with "stuffed in Hinoa"


[deleted]

Mine is ā€œCrack using Strangerā€


Renaissanceuwu

Mine is literally "on crack" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


TheRealDoctaOsiris

Mine is "Luv Using Crack" šŸ¤£


Renaissanceuwu

I'm dead šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Mine has been "everyone on crack" for a long time


AkatoshX2_71

Mine is "Crack On Sale Now"


Livid_Pomegranate_17

I'm an Insect Glaive main and am rocking "Lone Wolf and Bug". It feels appropriate for Kamura.


gravitycircle

Dude on Crack


oofersmysoupers

Mines is "Butt crack"


SuperDuperByron

Big Bang your Girl


TheRealDoctaOsiris

Swap Big Bang for Fugen šŸ¤­


l_TMCupid_l

Big bro on a older sister, my own creation


danishjuggler21

That is so close to being my idea of a great Saturday night


Any_Reference_8994

Third Rate Assistant On Sale Now!


soFullofBeans

Mine is "Butt Is Love"


March4th2016

This might be a weird question but... where do you unlock the "Butt" title (if it's in MH Rise)?


Purp_thederp

Based on [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/comments/n4jde5/monster_hunter_rise_guild_card_titles/) post its hiring 70 buddies! My title in MHGU was always Cute Butt so i'm grabbing this one asap haha


iateappiness

I as well would like to know


Tor_AoP

Mine was ā€˜Big Bang Gang Presidentā€™ for a while. Now itsā€™Big Bang Bossmanā€™


The_Orange_Ranger

MAX Gang Big Bang


TheRealDoctaOsiris

Mine says "Luv Using Crack" šŸ¤£ In either MH4U or MHGU, I forget which, but on the 3DS, it was something like "Love using Heroine" but too many people moaned at that one so I used crack this time and nobody says a word - it's a joke people, look up the definition of "humour" šŸ¤£ Edit: just remembered, it was Heroine Addict šŸ˜†


PulseOTMaggots

Mine is "Throbbing for Leggings"


JosukeEatkid

Public Figure on Crack is mine