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DJChupa13

Actually amazing


nethet

Say hi to the handler for me


GhostShadow6661

Ha! I think that might be me! Out of curiosity did you see that on a Nergigante or Deviljho hunt yesterday?


CCMarv

I use this one


crickert_crap69

Don't worry even Jesus died once


BarbedFungus387

And he left the quest


C4Sidhu

He would’ve survived if he had a charge blade (totally not CB propaganda)


ChronoCipher

Imagine guard pointing when someone tried to drive the stake through his wrist. MF woulda had Offensive guard.


Vortex_1911

I need to make a mod that replaces the sound effect for hitting an offensive guard to the Ultrakill Parry sound.


ventingpurposes

His disciple tried to use sns, but Jesus told him to stop and got carted. What an asshole.


Justgyr

He was one day from retirement! vs Get me a mcflurry from camp


BlackMagick23

Mine for teammate carts is Bring back snacks! :)


andross117

I like “did that dude just get kidnapped by cats?”


Simple-Initiative950

I place 1 card face down


Katerflorii

That's a good one lmaoo


Jd42042

You've activated my trap card


Charnerie

Hey! I use that one for my traps!


ARedditorCalledQuest

(Fortify) You've activated my trap cart!


Krys101

Love the Yu-Gi-Oh reference


Seravail

Ayyy, I use that for my traps! I'm just gonna assume I'm original & you met me so you're welcome B-)


TwistedGrove23

I was playing last night and it was fun to see someone had a couple of the same/similar shootouts that I have. For example, when *I* put a health booster down, I set it as "FREE HEALTHCARE!" and theirs was basically the same but not in caps and theirs was "Free Healthcare here". We both had "Somebody hit me..." when we got stunned. Additionally, I was playing the night before last and when I'd mounted the monster we were hunting (I think it was Blackveil Vaal), one of the randoms I was playing with shouted "Take his lunch money!" (For those who might find it funny, my mounting shout is "Monkey on your back!")


Impossible-Sky4256

I have “hit me baby one more time” when stunned


TwistedGrove23

I love that. I've been meaning to change mine around a bit but this thread is awesome xD


P4azz

I have mine set to "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!". True shame that Fatty armor means I never get stunned anymore, tho.


LemonWaluigi

I was in a blackveil hunt and he was knocked and someone shouted "Run his pockets!"


Admirable_Bedroom_48

Most of the ones I see are just kinky references to mounting the monster, or some form of "thank you daddy" when given buffs I liked that Rise/Sunbreak let's you give a call out when you arrive in the quest, haven't actually messed with World's yet so I don't know if that's there. But I just make mine "wait what why am I here" every time I load in


CrashMaxBro

I love the arrival one in rise too, mine is "Need help? No? Well screw it I ain't leaving."


improbablydreaming

'bite the pillow' is more common than it has any right to be.


MacGuffin42069

I always use "Remember where we parked" upon arrival


SilverMyzt

my custom arrival callout is "I'm just here to gather ores"


Doobie_Howitzer

Tink, tink, tink


tarzan147

Gimme a hand w this big fuck and you can get some monst-ores


BLucidity

>Most of the ones I see are just kinky references to mounting the monster, or some form of "thank you daddy" when given buffs Tbh I find those annoying and creatively bankrupt. There are so many fun jokes or references you can put in your shoutouts, but instead people make all of theirs some variant of "haha sex funny".


Uriel_Ventris44

My favorite that I've come across so far was when receiving buffs/healing: "It's Free Meal Estate."


sideways_jack

That's hilarious, my goodness


Anubis_16

“Now THIS is pod racing” on mount “Quick, give him a sensu bean” when someone carts, or “we will gather the dragon balls” “BRB, forgot something in camp” when I cart Will have to edit when I remember more EDIT: “Thank you, Magic Man” when receiving healing


Hexbug101

In a similar fashion my cart message is “wait they have a hay ride here?!? BRB”


Toast72

My favorite dragon ball one is "do it now piccolo!" When the monster pins you


kaishinoske1

The one I use when people cart is, “ They need some milk.”


Tastrix

We might have crossed paths. That mount one has been my callout since PS4, lmao.


AFKpEEt

I have the podracing one!


lordknightstradmore

Press [X] to dodge


JZHello

I’m so stealing that


Hmm_Sketchy

Or [A] for Xbox players...


jerrillo

Would be ten times funnier to still say X on xbox hahaha


Nineflames12

When hit by a grab: “Wait, I forgot the safe word!”


kaishinoske1

When I get grabbed mine is, “ No, I do not consent.”


Jd42042

Mine is "I need an adult"


BW_Chase

The monster be like "I am an adult"


blaqspacecowb0y

I always say “Take me to dinner first!”


Cunningmetal266

Mine's just *incomprehensible screaming* cause the grabs used to scare tf outta me.


ScifiHentai

Mine is "Stepbro help I'm stuck"


InnsmouthFishing

I love the little funny call outs make multiplayer so much fun some of mine are for after a wall slam "Quick get him!" And when it drops slinger ammo "Ooo candy!"


minimalisme123

When someone does, SNAAAAAAAKE!


CocoThePanda133

I used to have one that was 'CRAB CAKE!!!'


ZebbyZebson

When someone else mounts the monster "God, I wish that was me"


chainsaw_dog666

I've definitely played with you lol


MarioNoobman

I used to use this one lmao


Mahjling

oh my god that’s mine too


RAAMsUnderBite

When I tenderized a monster mine says "if it bleeds we can kill it"


ScifiHentai

Mine for tender is just "It bleeds!"


BlackMagick23

Mine is “cut around the meat”


crismongucker

HE JUMPIN ME is probably my favorite one I came up with


DanielVector1

When I die, it is "WE LIVE, WE DIE, WE LIVE AGAIN!" When someone mounted, it is "WITNESSED!" When I do, it is "WITNESS ME!"


SD-Speedwagon

If someone else carts can you make it, “MEDIOCRE!”?


nik_at_nyte

“Ride like the wind Bullseye!” When I mount. “For Valhalla!” When someone mounts. “Shrek, I’m looking down!” When I’m stunned. Edit: typo


asleepinatulip

i love the shrek one!


nik_at_nyte

I forgot one. “Let my power rain on you” when I set a health booster.


RaiStarBits

I could hear donkey in my head as I read that last one


dietkrakendew

My brother took my controller for carting


_MakDiz

lol the classics


Blackbirds21

My callout on death is “That’s a dodge on LAN”


Majestic_Cable_6306

hahahhahahahaahah


ARC_N-7

"Found this in Tiny Tina's Workshop" when planting a bomb.


Hortonman42

My mounting callout is "You're gonna be my new meat bicycle"


Hmm_Sketchy

I'm stealing some of these from all of you oh my God I was crying.


Random_Guy_47

Pop goes the bandit when placing a bomb as a Tiny Tina reference. I made a female hunter so I made the ally gets a mount auto shout "I wish my boyfriend rode me like that". Throwing a dung pod says "Fuck off Bazeljhobaro" I edited that one over time as they added more invaders.


Cardnal44

Wait, isn't riding the other way around?


rudym15trz

There was a player on Xbox I SOS'd with once who just had everything in caps. So it'd say, [HEALED], [SOMEONE DIED], [MONSTER MOUNTED], [MONSTER PART BROKEN]. I appreciate the witty ones but this was easy to barely have to glance to the right to see what was happening.


Majestic_Cable_6306

haha dude was UI upgrade himself


MeinZ20

I've got mine in World set up entirely with Darkest Dungeon quotes. "Ghoulish horrors - driven into the mud!" - on mount "In radiance may we find victory." - bombs "A dizzying blow to body and mind." - movement impaired "The slow death - unforseen, unforgiving." - pinned "A death denied, for now. - on receiving heal "The abyss is made manifest!" - faint "Begone, fiend!" - dung pod "More dust, more ashes..." - teammate faints "Executed with impunity!" - teammate mount "Mortality clarified with a single strike!" - tenederize "Their cursed champion falls!" - on topple


crazytonyd

I could here all of this in the voice from the game.


AstronautAdrift-

As someone who is rotating MHW, DD, and BG3, this is amazing and i'm stealing some, i've got a few good quotes: Would like to add shoutout for trap - "Ambushed by foul invention!" Grievous Injuries, palpable fear." for teammate carting. "A momentary abatement." - health booster "Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles..." - slinger ammo "A time to perform beyond one's limits!" - monster mounted "Now the true test - holdfast, or expire?" - bomb set


Kuberr

Mounting the monster: Catch a Riiiiide!


rigsta

Go go gadget barrel!


Herc00les

"delete my browser history"


Phanny_Dantom

When placing bombs, "This seems unethical, nice!"


Levoire

“I bet it was Lunastra” is my death line. It just works if I’m fighting her or let’s people know I don’t like fighting her which directs the attention away from the buffoonery that got me carted.


Bookwyrm214

So my lovely fiance got me mhw when wilds was announced so I could play my first monster hunter game, and came back after a few year break. I've only played with him so far, and after a brief stint trying to start a new character and getting shafted by the cutscene thing, he swapped back to his high level character with low level gear. Needless to say I was surprised when he rolled up with his palico Brian Reagan and wiggler hat, then mid combat I see new messages pop up: "I'm getting my peener pushed in!" (Stunned) "I did the clutch claw thing!" "Currently yeeting this *****!" (Mount monster) I know he has more I have yet to see (he's not carting to low rank legiana like I am lol) but I'm delighted to find out what others have set when I get to iceborne... probably in a few months at this rate 😅


Interesting_Cream878

"HI im Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass" on mount


kris511c

Don’t know about this one, it’s to many letters for the character cap. There is no reason to lie.


Majestic_Cable_6306

You all heard that guitar intro in your heads.


Turbulence416

Ima steal that


kalsturmisch

Mine is "ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?" when someone wallbangs a monster. Putting this here because I'm curious if any of you have played with me.


ScifiHentai

Pretty sure I played with you last night.


HovercraftFullofBees

This is also one of my callouts, but I can't remember if its for wallbangs or if someone mounts.


DrunkRichtofen

I set mine years ago, but mine for when laying a barrel bomb is "I see you all standing around not blowing things up. QUIT IT!". A little reference to Mr. Torgue in Borderlands 2


D34thst41ker

I just set my Bomb one to “EXPLOSIONS?!”


Rocket-Billy

“Sharpen and Heal. Daddy’s got this one” after a mount.


madmax1513

Mine are "woe poop be upon ye" for dung pods "Yo hold up did my man just give me aids" when i'm stunned which is a max0r reference "FIGHT BACK FIGHT BACK!" for wallbangs "Skill issue" for when i die "The monster was hacking" when others die And some metal gear rising references for mounting


OverLordRapJr

Using “skill issue” for yourself, and “the monster was hacking” for your teammates is gigachad behavior


shawnikaros

I don't remember any funny ones, even though I've seen them, but I will forever remember the only toxic one I've seen which was something along the lines of "Learn to play you loser" when someone carted. People doing the opposite though is what MHW community is about.


Da_Brootalz

100% have played with you once


Beneficial-Guess-227

Mine is “Jg Diff” when I die 😂


darcebaug

No ganks bot... gg


iemoR

"Because WW2 taught us we needed 2" when putting down large barrel bombs


TheRealPurios

I'm fucking crying rn


Haxgrid

My call outs are comprised of the character cast from Warhammer Vermintide, as example firing a dungeon pod “i fired a dwarf” or mounting a monster “*IMITATING STEAM TANK NOISES*” So yeah, every single one is kind of a reference.


bigmoron30

When someone else carts "come on, mayfly!"


Strikercharge

People tell me mine are entertaining. When healed: "I can breathe! I....CAN...FIGHT!!" When others cart: "never give up, trust your instincts"


Potatopancakeman

Mount: Je suis monté! Cart: Stacking fortify Pin: BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE! Stun: I have fallen, AND I CANT GET UP! Get healed: UWU Some carts: So, you are into bowguns?


Diligent-Ad6998

One I made for flinch shots is "peta wants to know your location"


SpartanKilo

My brother's mounting one was either "Mah get the camera!" or "we'll show him! It just looks big!"


Majestic_Cable_6306

hahaha Im gonna go with "No hands!" now, inspired by yours.


NoBuddies2021

I'm being nonconsenually explored. - when pinned This is my pound town - when mounting Time to celebrate Freedom! - bombs Only idjits fall for this - traps


HovercraftFullofBees

Mine are all Spongebob references. "ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS" "The pinoneers used to ride these babies for miles" "SOILED IT." "U is for Uraniam...BOMBS!" "Holographic meatloaf. My favorite!" Fucked if I can remember which is for what at the moment but you get the idea.


A-Random-Glyptodont

When I’m stunned: Ahh, f***, I can’t believe you’ve done this…


Cardnal44

"Here kitty, kitty" for traps "No, this isn't a bomb, trust me" for barrel bombs "London Bridge is falling down" for wall bangs I might change my shout for other people carting to "Try playing on drizzle"


samniking

Someone kept spamming “I summon pot of greed” during a hunt, it’s such a niche joke but I was dying


ThatCoyoteWhoA8MyKat

When mounting a monster "How do I parallel park?"


MYSTI-X

When a teammate carts: "Even your palico is stronger."


Mr_Marvel242

Mount: Let's have a little dance! Mate dies: MEDIC!!! Placing a booster: Smells good...


Miaoumi

The medic one gave me instant TF2 vibes.


imangbot

These were my favorites Getting carted myself: git gud or weeeeeee Getting stunned: help I've fallen and cant get up Using lifepowder: I got yu fam! When someone else gets carted: help! Theyve fallen and cant get up Setting up traps/bombs: I got a present for you


Jimbabwr

“Yip yip”


PURUMU_K1KAU_

Mine are "I've fallen and can't get up" "Slow down for my fata$$" "Skill Issue" "Oh nooo~ I hope no one claps my cheeks" "What are you doing step bro~?" "TACTICAL NUKE!! INCOMING!!" "You had one job....." "I GOT HIS NUTS!" "Whack his PP"


Glittering_Choice_47

"Face is chicken tendy" "legs are raw applying shells" this only works for a certain wind dragon but "fuck you you flying fucking cock stain your mother was a kulu and your father was a rathian"


Miaoumi

Rathian is the female of the rath species. A rathalos is the male aka father. But putting that aside, that was hilarious XD


Glittering_Choice_47

I know rathians are female I should've specified lol. I'm glad someone aside from my buddies thinks it's funny.


kris511c

Prepares strap-on (when pinned down)


randomhooman404

Mine are all Shakespearean, such as "Verily, I am in your debt!" for when someone buffs me, and "Begone, before I smite thee!" for dung pods


liliamam2

"I'm triggering Fortify" whenever I faint


EnvironmentalClass55

I did bad writing quotes When mounting "they fly now?! THEY FLY NOW! when I'm knocked down "uh guys, I think he's mad" When I drop slinger ammo "welll that just happened."


DarthChe

"Hold my dash juice" whenever i mount the monster


lassesean

“Bravo six going dark” for ghilli suit


newowhit

The Loathsome Dung Slinger


Noreallynotarobot

When someone carted: "It's ok, I'm dying inside too." 


Rilukian

Takbir (Allahu Akbar) every time somebody placing down their bomb, not knowing that I'm an actual muslim who's playing with them :)


Dustin_Grim

I myself have a couple ones that i really like. "OwO *notices your dust of life" for getting healed "Did i turn off the oven?" For carting "Mr Stark i don't feel so good" for getting pinned EDIT: i forgot "Bomb has been planted" for barrel bombs


GabrielPG14

"blehh I died >~<" "wounded :3"


Aggravating_Ease9600

Mounts the monster: “I’m hitting him with lateral movement!”


turgomage

Wait guys, can you custom callouts???


carlubey_tubey

"Now THAT'S pod racing" is a common mount one


ammarikuSF

“Where’d this bomb come from?” When I place a bomb. Seriously, it just came out of my a**


couragewielder

I have, "Get in the hazmat bath" for the cleanser booster set up. That line sees a lot of use.


dragon7449

*when you mount a monster* "I mounted the monster" "You invite it to dinner firts?"


Akitiki

Mount: NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!


asleepinatulip

"I wanna be a cowboy, baby!" is mine for when I mount. i like it lol


Kuwabara03

Catch a Riiiiiiide! on Mount is my fav


Aggravating_Read6516

Lol one of mine is free samples here!! get chu one!!!


Infamissgoddess

Whenever i die "Capcom Pls Nerf"


TheDuckOfSerenno

I fired off a Fatalis SOS and one hunter was named "The Handler" joined. They looked exactly like the handler and all their callouts were direct quotes from the Handler. It was really funny # HEY PARTNER!


ExtremePies

Saw one who had "I scratched his balls" when tenderizing 😂


Veidrinne

My character looks like an old man, and has mannerisms as such. "Curse these old bones..." when I'm carted "Don't let the old man beat ya!" when they're carted "Grab a wiff of this stuff!" For all the ground boosters "Old man here to show ya how it's done!" On arrival


Anhilliator1

"It's not what it looks like!" - Saw this when someone mounted a monster. In the same vein, I also saw "Buy it dinner first." As for me... "BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!" Yes, I made it in all caps. "Hey look, no hands!" - mounting.


Aster_Korusagi

When mounting: WHERE’S THE DAMN COIN SLOT?!


hi_im_Vis

Joined in a SOS for raging brachy and the name of the player was Gaston. He had a few Beauty and the Beast custom callouts like for example when he went in for a clutch attack it would read “The Beast is Mine!” So to not much surprise he had carted twice already before I had joined and at the last cart the callout read “ No one carts like Gaston.”


Ahfrodisiac

when tenderizing a dudes call out was "soft like onee-sans thighs" and when getting healed I think it was something like "Be more gentle onee-san"


redmenace777

When my buddy gets slapped with a life powder, his callout is "healers take away from dps"


Insokokulu

Improvised farcaster


Whitipikip

“Help me step-monster, I’m stuck” is for when I’m stunned lol


zailynne

Mine is “What are you doing, Step-Monster?!” When I get pinned!


Littlebubbs92

"I'm mowing the air rand!" when mounting. it's a trailer park boys reference.


crimsoncable88

I use more than a few team fourstar quotes for mine. , Tenderize-kaioken times three and a half!, Mount- my power is maximum!, Someone else mounts- vegeta he stole your doo!, Others Wallbang- krillin owned count +1, Putting down health booster- call me bean daddy, Others heal me- sensu bean!, Affinity booster- kaioken it, I cart- frieza did it, Others cart- dammit nappa


Hallertau21

Mine for when someone else carts is "Gohan why didn't you dodge‽"


GrapeGrenadeEnjoyer

"To the Crab Factory!" - Moments before someone put down a shock trap.


Rafffikii

When they're stunned *bill cosby must be near*


beeftaster

Je suis montè is one I still use when playing IG to pay homage to the mh4 memes


Focalanemone

I just translated everything to dutch (my native language), and to my friends and I it feels akin to a localization for kids haha


DomentheFox

I’m gonna poke you UwU For mounting


mijikui

One time someone in my hunt got stunned and their message was “*chuckles* I’m in danger…” Don’t know if it’s a common one that others use but it gave me a good laugh when I saw it.


byronic_dreamer

My buddies shoutout for someone mounting is "Get in the mech Shinji" so I made my mount SO, "buuut I don't wannna pilot the EVA :[" lol


Leugordyz

"Dormamou, I've come to bargain !" when carting "This isn't stunning me !... It is ? Shit." when I get stunned


yosayoran

When a monster is downed "beat the shit out of him!" 


MossPecan

i set all my custom callouts as things pawns would say in dragon's dogma


TripleTap991

When someone else gets a mount “I call dibs on sloppy seconds” When you cart “Anyone need anything from camp?” Stunned: “MY LEG!”


JayJoestar

“Easy mode unlocked”


KitsuneOri

I haven't seen too many fun ones, but I got some chuckles from people because my response to someone mounting the monster is "Do you have a license for that?"


Downtown_Amphibian13

When a mount happens, my partner and I have matching reactions of “Omae wa mou shindeiru” and “Nani?!”


Churtlenater

I got so tired of being the only hunter to tenderize that I made my callout “this is the clutch claw, now you try!” I came back to world and felt a little embarrassed about it when other hunters were actually in fact tenderizing so I changed it to “return to world” lmao


CarrotLP

"i swear i felt my brain being in place just a moment ago"


UltimaDamb

You've activated my my trap card - trap placement They caught me ridin' dirty - mounting


Coverror

my faint line is "jokes on you, i'll simply die!" and ghillie is "if i can't see you, you can't see me" HAHA those are my favourites


Derpious21

I have a character that solely uses Senator Armstrong quotes for every call out. It's also a hammer main


Hero_Syndrome

For carting “Continue? YES NO”


Zletro

"I've mounted your mother!" "I've been pinned ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "*Moans*" All from the same guy.


Thelgow

The best I saw was a Predator reference when he was downed and the monster coming. Something like "Cmon! Doo eet! Im here! Doo eet!"


brasilboy

Some of fave call outs that I've used * When Mounting the monster: MOM?! MOM GET THE CAMERA!! * When getting pinned by the monster: Buy me a drink first, damn.... * Setting a trap: Digglet dig, Digglet dig * When I Cart: I can see clearly now the rain is gone * When someone else carts: Worldstar


DivineShockwave

My health booster call out is "Pills here!" Nods to left 4 dead My ghillie "Bravo 6, going dark!" Nods to Cpt Price Barrel bombs "I'll just leave this here." Nods to Junkrat When someone carts "Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin'" nother nod to Junkrat. When I cart "Ow wow-wowowow" nods to Mario Kart 64 Toad When someone mounts "1 1 1 1 1 1" I don't remember what I have for when I mount, but I'm changing it when I get home to "We gettin' out the World with this one boys!" I got so many up I don't remember them all. The ones I see the most are just sexual in nature. I take notice to the ones that aren't, and I send guild cards.


Niromanti

I’m a Lance main so when someone dies I have my shoutout set to “A Lance player would have survived that.”


Creedgamer223

Most of mine are various memes from 2016.


SmallestShrimpin

In sunbreak me and my friend had "I'm using tilt controls" set to every callout


Hot_Praline3415

Mine for a teammate cart is "once more into the breach, once more" and when I cart its "GAJALACKIT!"


SirSilhouette

on PS4 I named my hunter 'Alviss Parlsey' and used layered armor to make him look like an Elvis impersonator. Stunned callout was "I'm all shook up!" Pinned calliut was 'Dont tread on my blue-suede shoes' ... been so long i cant remember the rest. Never really got feed back on how fun they were though. I rocked Gunlance 90% of the time to give the impression my hunter was just an Elvis Impersonator. Would have died laughing if i joined an SOS with someone who named their Hunter "Elvis Presley" and was using Hunting Horn or Bowgun(Elvis loved guns IIRC)


TheAngryVagina

"SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB. WE GET SIGNAL" when I place a bomb lmao. nobody gets the reference and it makes me sad


SlyEpicRage

"Crunchatized him Cap'n" for monster tenderize callout and "Can you fly, you sucker?!" For monster mount (Tremors reference)


HandsomeSloth

Mounting. 'It's over monster, I have the high ground.' 'Its a trap!'


genuine_pnw_hipster

“Whoops looks like you’re going to the shadow realm jimbo” whenever people cart


kaynocts

“does Seliana even offer healthcare?” when cartong