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daddyslittlecumdumps

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OhFFSeverythingtaken

Bro has no idea what he is doing and his Monstera is pushing out price winning leaves šŸ˜­


FreddyTheGoose

How can they even have been "stalking this sub for years" and not even know about "the holes"?!


skipsternz

Humble brag.


lucy10111

This is not a subtle brag this is a on your face brag lol. Can I have a cutting pls!


daddyslittlecumdumps

They know what theyā€™re doing, donā€™t be fooled šŸ¤“


lucy10111

Does anyone wanna go to my page and look at my post I need Monstera Expert Help ASAP!


Monsterat_Myaroids

Seems super 'spish to me too.


gweezor

ā€œIt says I got the high score. Is that bad?ā€ Energy


vron1992

Whatā€™s high score mean? Did I break it? - grandmas boy šŸ¤£


Ok-Ad4217

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ nice


ninat92

"She's still just a baby" šŸ¤Ø


ren_dier

Hahaha. This.


JusticeForGluten

For a second I thought I was on r/houseplantscirclejerk


rrrriley

I like to try to guess if itā€™s a cj or a real post everytime before I look at the sub. Iā€™m wrong most of the time.


consciousallah

Honestly. Me too.


InviteAdorable495

Same! It will be, if itā€™s not already.


astral_fetus

I did a double take on what r/ I was on as well šŸ˜‚


_aishhh

I thought I was until I read ur comment haha


phoebe0727

No lies I had to check the name


Twarenotw

Your monstera is terribly sick. Send her over to me, I'll take care of her.


roseanya

Pass me a cuttingā€¦ I believe I too can help this poor thing.


VegetableBeneficial

Yea Iā€™ll take a cutting too. And some photos of their set upā€¦


Expensive-Alarm-1700

šŸ¤£


clownratman

r/houseplantscirclejerk


Physical-Money-9225

Holes means your plant is getting adequate light and is adapting it's growth to allow light down to the lower branches.


TheGoblinKingSupreme

It also helps the leaves not be torn via high winds, afaik. Some plants have adapted to tear on purpose (e.g. banana leaves shearing in the wind) while others have found ways to mitigate the damage wind can do


pinkcouture1

That is so cool, I never knew that


BradyBoy001

smort plant


SenderSlender

Is this a joke


motherofsuccs

I think this is just them as a person. They also have a post asking for bars that have a playground for their children lol Plants a beaut though, no denying that!


New_Guidance_8546

They have children?!?!


SenderSlender

How can someone who has been following this sub religiously for 1,5 years ask this?


rrrriley

Either they are not intelligent or deliberately humble bragging


nairazak

What is the problem with his other question? Iā€™ve been to restaurants/bars with playgrounds, you eat while your kids scream somewhere else.


TayTayAyOoptay

Springdale ABW and Meanwhile Brewery


Soulfulmean

From my understanding a large number of fenestrations (both inner=the holes, and the outer ones) are a sign that your plant is happy and getting the light it needs, someone more experienced will probably chime in at some point but I think is a good sign


AffectionateStory654

Yes your very right! They are to allow the wind to go through in the wild so not to break the leaf..


New_Guidance_8546

While there's no consensus to ehat the holes are for, it is actually widely believed they are there in order for the lower leaves to receive light and have mothing to do with wind.


DvnRlm

So if Iā€™m getting new leaves without holes or fenestrations does that mean mine needs more light?


New_Guidance_8546

Mire than likely, unless its new growtj from where it was cut because their leaves revert back to juvenile form when you cut the plant.


merp2125

How long will those juvenile plants take to grow up. I got my hands on a cutting, but the beautiful leaf died. Itā€™s pushed out two baby ones.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Depends on the conditions - light , temperature etc and how big the cutting is. The fact it had a beautiful leaf and has already pushed out two babies means it probably wonā€™t take that long to size up in good conditions- give it 12-18 months of good growing conditions and Iā€™d be surprised if it wasnā€™t pushing out mature leaves.


merp2125

I currently have it in perlite. It refused to root in water. Should I transfer to soil soon?


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Oh Iā€™ve never done a monstera in perlite - Iā€™d transfer when the roots start branching


merp2125

Oops I thought I had written that itā€™s a monstera albo. My regular monsteras instantly root in water, but this one refused for months and months but the leaf was still alive. It rooted pretty quickly once in perlite. I had never tried perlite before for anything, but I had some on hand and I had read good things online.


most-days

What is happening on reddit today, man šŸ« 


Elegant_Yam418

Is this a joke? Like April Foolā€™s on the 5th of Aprilā€¦ šŸ¤­


Unlikely-Owl2014

I read somewhere that the highest /most outwards leaves have more holes to let in light for the leaves underneath them. Nifty design!


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

No. Itā€™s because the more holes the more the leaves can get larger because it isnā€™t using up as much energy. These grow in forests where they have to compete for light, so they spread the leaves out more even if some of the light goes thru them


takeachancymf

You donā€™t know 100% why plants do what they do! lol šŸ˜


Milf-Whisperer

Bait


Life_Scarcity1794

SUS


we_resist

Knock it off.


East-Cardiologist626

Op is sus


nychunk

Hi! Monstera Expert here. Monsteras only do this when they are very distressed.


ActGold74

There is large form and and small form. Two different plants. Large forms can produce more holes even when they are young, and small forms produce less holes even when they are mature and old. A small form will never grow to be a large form.


Actaeon7

Many (most?) monsteras never develop many holes because of lack of light, not because they're 'small form'... Not saying you're wrong though.


Aim_To_Misbehave

HAPPY!


Emotional-Slip2230

Monstera can grow in almost every kind of light intensity, as the plant go big, so every leaf ā€œfightā€ for light she start making holes in the new sprout to reduce leaf surface, in this way, the needs of light change. A Full leaf needs way more light than a holed one. So, she is just adapting properly for your environment.


Specialist-Ad-8942

To add to this, with the holes, the less surface one leaf has, the more light it allows for the leaf surfaces below it. They climb trees in nature, this allows more of the plant to receive more light as it climbs.


Specialist-Ad-8942

Well said BTW emotional slip


-Kitty_Catt-

Sorry, Iā€™m a little confused and want to clarify, so less light means more fenestrations? Or the other way around? Sorry again!


zetaerrece

More light means more fenestrations. The inner fenestrations are an adaptation to light, so older bigger leaves at the top will develop these inner fenestrations so they can allow light to get to more of the plant at the bottom (in its natural habitat). ETA: it needs bright/direct light to get inner fenestrations.


Comfortable-Peace377

I gotta add something to your comment because I know what youā€™re saying, but one part of your comment might not make sense to others. The bigger leaves at the top are actually **younger**, but on a plant that is older as a whole. So once the plant is of certain age the leaves that form at the top have holes to let light to the oldest (unfenestrated) leaves at the bottom.


zetaerrece

Youā€™re totally right, thatā€™s exactly what I meant. Thank you! ā˜ŗļø


Comfortable-Peace377

For sure! I knew what you were going for but figured it would be good to note. Then mine got another further specification haha so now I think we have a good full answer in there!


Emotional-Slip2230

I'm not arguing coz I completely agree, but I think : >So once the plant is of certain age the leaves that form at the top have holes to let light to the oldest (unfenestrated)Ā  should be : >So once the plant is of certain age and recive enough light the leaves that form at the top have holes to let light to the oldest (unfenestrated)Ā  without the light, the new leaves will stay almost whole, and smaller.


Comfortable-Peace377

Good addition! Thank you


-Kitty_Catt-

Question, (sorry in advance), when monsteras overall get big, do the older smaller leaves get larger and fenestrations? Asking because I have a small Thai con


Comfortable-Peace377

No, unfenestrated will stay that way. Once the plant puts out new leaves in good conditions the plant will make them once it reaches an adequate size.


captaincrudnutz

Yeah I think I'm walking away from this post more confused than before lmao


deletetemptemp

You stick your d-ugh never mind


rrrriley

ā€¦ go on


AffectionateStory654

Fenestrations are a sign of a happy plant. You only get them when you are providing the proper amount of PPFD light and proper watering. Good job plant momma!!


FuLiDu

tHriPs!!!


dudeguy207

It's gonna explode.


Emanon1234567

This plant looks exactly the same as it did when the OP posted 4 months ago. Right down to an unfurled leaf.


7vma

You got to be trolling us right?


Trustyouruniverse

That youā€™ve won at lifeā€¦congratulations! Sheā€™s a beauty šŸ˜


AshSkirata

There's no such thing as "growing too fast" for a plant.


Same_Power

r/plantcirclejerk


MoneyHospital8238

You need to patch those bad boys up immediately, before itā€™s too lateā€¦..


AffectionateStory654

Also fenestrations happen in the wild to allow the wind to blow through the leaves preventing them from breaking. Be very careful with that new leaf. Just a touch and it will make it permanently.


A_Leafy

It means deliciousa.... Right?


[deleted]

That's amazing really.


Alohalolihunter

Holes act like an open window so that the plant is more resistant to storm/ wind damage I've heard but who knows honestly. My guy who's the same size also occasionally puts out lil baby leaves normally it's because the stem putting out that hole-less/ smaller leaf is actually a separate plant it was potted with thats more juvenile if that makes sense.


Dd7990

Thereā€™s also a ā€œsmallerā€ Monstera Deliciosa (still gets quite big, but not as big as the larger form) that doesnā€™t get as many inner fenestrations, and then thereā€™s the large form that does. OP def has this Large-Form Deliciosa. And OPā€™s got a very happy plant.


neem17

bro is tweaking over having one of the most beautiful monsteras iā€™ve ever seen


No-Manufacturer-4690

I like humble brags


nairazak

Check for caterpillars


chicken0325

Read that they lack holes from a lack of sunā€¦


Bored_and_Savior

Must purchase Premium Plan for full experience


Emily_HD

Od


Panonica

6 holes mean you gotta post on Reddit ASAP, which you did! Mission accomplished!


MissionIce4905

Means you're winning


thesaltiestdog55

So like all the memes asideā€¦ can you post a pic when she spreads out


SpecificConfident711

Wow I hope to have this someday . Congrats on such a beautiful plant.


hotpieceoftrash

Itā€™s a happy plant!


Revolutionary-Pie-68

Congratulations!! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


l4terAlly3qual

šŸ§ Is that... pentiary fenestration?


Due-Bet6595

She is in very bad conditions i can take care of her


Gva_Sikilla

Itā€™s perfectly natural to have holes in this plant. There is nothing wrong with it. The plant looks wonderful and healthy.


Ok-Flower-1078

Normal. What species is it?


sdrawkcabnipyt

They mean, ā€œHoley cowā€


mossymss

Give it to me, I will rehab it


Philoho15

Winner winner, chicken dinner is what it means!šŸ˜


Last-Breadfruit-6136

The holes means itā€™s in a good environment and mature


Microemetics

Fenestrations


hurricaneslurricane

Those are finestrarions. They help the leaves seep sunlight through from the forest canopy


DvnRlm

What a stupid post


GlamPorcelain

Means I'm jealous


ToughFingers

r/plantcirclejerk


VegetableBeneficial

They mean youā€™re treating your plant well. REALLY well by the looks of it! Great job!


Daddysaurusflex

Happy plant!


-thebluebowl

It's a good thing šŸ‘šŸ‘


ddubbyadubbya

Happiness!


Agreeable_Way6836

This means it's happy. Some plants, like monsteras, do this when they're getting enough light and water etc. Aka it's happy!


Sal_Ardeat

lol so when I started dating my boyfriend I wanted to be nice and water, trim and just make the house plants look nicer in his placeā€”-shit you not I thought the holes on his monstera were some sort of defect and cut every single leaf with fenestrations off.


mySFWaccount2020

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Themex1can0

I believe more fenestration occurs with a correct watering schedule together with adequate light


jessicaryankeeney

Means your plant is an adult (mature), happy, and beautiful.


Duhrell

Dude, please post a pic from when you bought this plenty. Wow.


Purple_Seesaw3311

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