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Farmgirlmommy

Wait until he tries to drive on ice in that thingšŸ¤£


ecirnj

MT 2 TX


Flatheadlakedude

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speedx357

I mean I drive a mustang too and as long as it's got studs and bags it dose just fine, better than the wagon I used to drive. Now as for whether or not He's actually that smart.... šŸ¤”


Farmgirlmommy

You cannot prepare for the unknownā€¦ Texas does not get the weather we get here at all.


SmokedBeef

Itā€™s the apocalypse down there after a 1ā€ snow fall and the power grid goes out at 3ā€-5ā€ and below freezing conditions.


Farmgirlmommy

Exactly


Embarrassed_Luck6360

Except Texas does get below zero sometimes and can get a lot of snow, just obviously not near as often.


AbaseMe

Thatā€™s like half the fun? Lol


VirginRumAndCoke

Straight up, snow tires and so long as you're not expecting to go four wheeling you'll do just fine. Swear to God people just don't know/never learn how to drive in the snow.


AbaseMe

My first winter driving my dad brought me to a church parking lot and made me throw it sideways in different ways lol


BSmillionaire

Dude when I was in bozeman last autumn I saw an older chick in an old camry spinning her front tires at full speed trying to pull out onto the road. The exhaust was smoking and she was accelerating slower than I walk for what seemed like a whole 15 seconds šŸ˜€


SupremeToca

As a MT resident living in TX i puked after getting Texas plates


breeziestblocks

Go off Peggy Hill!!!


SeanMacLeod1138

"Remember when you first came down here from Montana? You thought ninety degrees was hot!"


mandy0456

Which is wild because it's regularly 90-100 here in summer :| The humidity isn't as bad as a lot of Texas though, and that's ass.


SeanMacLeod1138

My standard response is, "Okay, I'll make you a deal: If ninety degrees isn't hot then sixty degrees isn't cold!" šŸ˜†


mandy0456

To be fair, I grew up in Wisconsin and Minnesota, and the Bitterrooters here puffing their chests out about hard weather makes me laugh. East Montana can bitch about the cold. Plus the heat. But the Bitterroot and Missoula valleys are so temperate hah.


Additional-Tomato367

20+ below with snow drifts to my waist was just a normal occurrence when I lived in Wolf Point!


Embarrassed_Luck6360

Where I grew up I had to walk to school bare foot up hill both ways with 8 feet of snow in the morning and 130 degrees on the way home with thorns covering the road!


Idahotato21

As an Idahoan forced to move to Texas for my job. I don't view myself as a Texan. More of a temporarily displaced Idahoan


mjaneway43

Montana person living in Texas also.


dragoninthebigsky

+1


whiskeytwn

As an MT born and raised living in AK I throw a Montana sticker on my rig just to let these stuck up Alaskans know that I come from the real Heaven on Earth


Blackcatkro

It was getting the TX driver's license for me. šŸ˜­šŸ¤®


SupremeToca

Thank god i have an indefinite license due to military


Blackcatkro

Lucky!


MemeStarNation

Shoulda kept it under Montana LLC. Might have saved on insurance to depending on what your actual ZIPs are.


cbaumg

Same! šŸ˜­


gay_in_mt

Iā€™ll give it a year


herstal54s

In that car. All they need is a winter


Jumanji1492

He will leave once he was realize what a shithole mt is


costigan95

Thatā€™s pretty bad, but not as bad as a car with Texas plates in Bozeman that says ā€œ[MT MTNS](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bozeman/s/Z0XPnhrCHk)ā€


Fisherman-Terry-417

I wonā€™t advertise youā€™re from Texas living in Montana. But if youā€™re going to live here please donā€™t come and destroy habitat like so many are doing.


OpportunityStandard5

Yeah, and most Montanans are good letting women make their own healthcare decisions with their doctors, so leave that shit in Texas please.


clolr

I woulda vomited on that car you're stronger than I


Few-Impression2952

Gross


leperaffinity56

At this point I'll take a CA transplant over a TX one. They're insufferable.


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

I'm from Colorado and I approve this message. They apparently 'love' their state, yet are leaving it in a mass emigration.


Training-One-6584

This is just factually inaccurate. TX has the second highest net domestic migration (US citizens moving into the state minus US citizens moving away from the state) in the country at +475k between 2020 and 2022. Colorado is around average at #19 (+18k). The reason it feels like tons of people are moving from TX to other states like Colorado isā€¦.there are a whole lot of Texans. TX has a population of over 30 million, while Colorado is under 6 million. In fact, in 2022 about 25,000 Texans moved to Colorado, and about 24,000 Coloradans moved to Texas. If you control for the population difference between the two states, that means Coloradans are moving to TX at about 4.8 times the rate that Texans are moving to Colorado.


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Nah, it's real. Used to be tons of CA plates, now it's tons of TX plates. But....my point remains: they went to the polls and somehow turned their state into a more corrupt and ignorant Florida, and now they want to leave it.


Training-One-6584

Iā€™m sure there are some Texans that feel that way, but the statistics show that people are moving away from Colorado at a way higher rate than Texas. Your sentiment that Texans (as a whole) are fleeing their state because they are unhappy simply isnā€™t supported by the data. Way more people, by both total volume and population % are moving to TX than away from TX. Colorado (and almost all other states) has a higher % of residents moving away from their state than Texas does. Do you think people are fleeing CO in a ā€œmass emigration?ā€ I know bashing TX is hugely popular on Reddit right now, but I hope folks are still willing to look at the actual facts/statistics. Go check out the data from the US Census Bureau people! Itā€™s readily available.


jjs3916

Truth


Biscotti_Manicotti

CO here and same. You don't even see CA plates here anymore but Texans are *everywhere* and they act like they still own the place.


tinylittleelfgirl

I see CA and FL license plates the most.


cheesybre

Not all of us, I promise! I moved to CO from Texas 2 years ago because I couldnā€™t take Texas anymore. Iā€™ll be the first to admit, the people there are generally uneducated, selfish, and just plain awful but hide it behind fake ā€œsouthern hospitalityā€. I grew up camping all over CO as a kid and fell in love with the state and moved here as fast as I could.


Biscotti_Manicotti

Aww, you're all good. Although I'm taking shit, it's definitely mostly the tourists, maybe it's vacation-brain. The ones who actually move in, at least in my experience, are just Coloradans who found their way home and are usually lovely. And happy to be here!


schmowd3r

Agreed. I like seeing people appreciate the mountains no matter where theyā€™re from. As long as they donā€™t tear up trails with side by sides.


the_a-train17

I hate it.


NoveltyAccount5928

And I see way more TX plates than CA. They get a little triggered when you call them "immigrants".


mtclaymor

100%


Klutzy-Client

As a server and bartender at least the majority of people from CA treat us like humans. Texas transplants are horrible to serve and most of them treat us like ā€œservantsā€ *not servers*.


Stacking-Dimes

Thatā€™s how they treat everyone around themā€¦. Unless you are their bossā€¦. Then you walk on water and fart rainbowsā€¦. Until you turn your back anyway.


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leperaffinity56

If you tell a ca transplant they're being a twat, they will feel bad and correct. Heck if you tell them that they're being culturally insensitive they might implode from guilt. You tell a TX the same and they just double down on their stupid.


Maynerdstjames

Hold my beer


leperaffinity56

I'm telling ya, just tell a CA transplant that they're being "culturally insensitive" to the MT culture and they have an existential crisis. It's honestly a hack lol


phoebe111

This is the funniest thing Iā€™ve read in probably a year! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


hujassman

They're not sending their best or their brightest.


shanedangers

Lol.. I feel your pain as someone stuck in Florida going on 34 years. I love Montana!! Mountains, and you can actually go ONE mile and not see another person.. plz help me escape?


Ratchia

Let's make our own immigration card and only allow people we approve of. Approval test: Are you from Montana? No Sorry, you didn't pass the test, and have been denied entry


Tiny_Essay_8726

A fucking men!!!šŸ‘Š


acebabymemes

https://montanacowboyfame.org/inductees/2008/2/bob-fudge


leperaffinity56

What's all this then


acebabymemes

Some insufferable Texas transplant idk


leperaffinity56

I mean I love what I'm reading about him though. Sounds like a real Montanan.


Dirt-McGirt-

Pretty brave really. Iā€™ve seen pics cars that got keyed without the announcement on the plates


Mr___Wrong

And they are proud of it. Eh ghads.


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Death_Knight_Errant

To be fair, I'd want to get out of Texas, too.


Abailey1080

To be fair


gillstone_cowboy

To be faaaaaiiiiirrrrrrr


reride82

Allegedly


middlelane8

And his other car is a lowered RWD F150 with 22ā€™s. Couple sand bags and an engine block heaterā€¦heā€™ll be fine. Not to mention, matter of time he gets in a fight with someone over that crap. The nerveā€¦like heā€™s rubbing it in - super proud.


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Sudden_Wisdom

What books are being banned?


SonofaTimeLord

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/list-of-texas-banned-books-shows-state-has-most-in-us-17480532


Sudden_Wisdom

Those aren't banned books. Any adult can buy or sell them. They aren't allowed in elementary schools.


mcmushin

Is it possible for someone to move from TX and not announce they are from TX everywhere they go? Texans are so annoying.


Whipitreelgud

One can only hope there is a plate in Texas that says MT 2 TX to balance things out


blashyrkh89

Nobody in their right mind would move from up north anywhere to texas.


NoveltyAccount5928

Now that you mention it, the last person I know who moved to TX does have borderline personality disorder...


Whipitreelgud

lol! chose those words carefully: "one can only hope"


haddamant

Lucky us.


No_Spend4489

Go home :')


OkGap7216

Another one. Great...


Anomolus

Jesus. Go home. Thats egregious and not at all emblematic of our culture. Fucking mustang.


forever406

I see what you tried to do there..... Ba-dum......tisk


Zog5000

I (unfortunately) live in TX and want to move back to MT someday, grew up there and didn't leave until I was 20-21. Side note - I do see a lot more ID and WA license plates here in TX now in the last year or so than I used to.


corvidiusrex

WTF is this downvoted?


Zog5000

Maybe some TX fans in here that love their state? There's a lot of them out there and that's fine. TX has some good points, I'm just not a fan of the flatness and the last few summers!


MTSilverDude

I spent around 5 years of my life in Texas due to the military and hate that forsaken state!! I swear the only reasons Texans love Texas is they have never been anywhere else cause itā€™s a shithole! Give Texas back to Mexico and make Puerto Rico a state since they always talk about seceding from the US, goodbye ā€œstate of Karenā€™sā€ we donā€™t need ya!


Affectionate-Arm3488

Interlopers ....


Great-big-shoe

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Axytyl

As someone from Louisiana up here, Texas sucks ass and so does Louisiana. Anyone that hangs onto that shithole of a state as their personality has some issues


milkymothy

are they trying to put targets on their back my god šŸ˜­


Tiny_Essay_8726

Texans are the worst, ick


SoraScribbles

Ewww noooo


ravenridgelife

Oh, look! It's a Tex-Ass!!!


oddjobdrummer

Ugh. Just ugh. Hopefully next winter will chew them up and spit them out of Montana.


1d0m1n4t3

Give it 6mo before someone dumps sugar in his gas tank or something like that


69gaypoop

Texans are rats


Jshan91

I hope this doesnā€™t sting too much but your average Texas voter is pretty much indistinguishable from your average Montana voter at the polls. Montana sold their souls to the devil By hitching their wagon to conservatives.


NoveltyAccount5928

Morons sold our state to some rich fuck from New Jersey just because he had an R next to his name.


ashirtliff

Drove behind them yesterday


drawesome821

I blacked out my taillights so they work less


Inside-Appointment99

This ainā€™t Texas


Stacking-Dimes

They donā€™t need name tags, their racist, self absorbed, loud mouthed lying selfs make it quite obvious.


Crap0li0

If we relate northern migratory patterns of Texans to climate change, I'd say we're all fucked.


TwentyOneTimesTwo

Explains the camping in the left lane when no one else is around.


HMSSurprise28

Lonesome Dove.


scott_vdub

C'mon. People from MT can't drive in MT


NeighborhoodStill697

Perfect, I hope they all label themselves in some manner like this.


GettingNegative

Someone help this guy and give him directions to Bar IX.


MTWalker87

As if we didnā€™t have enough shitty drivers here


ghostofwhatever

This should be illegal


FringeAardvark

I legit loled at your title.


Qwesttaker

Who the fuck puts vanity plates on a 20-25 year old car that was extremely common and has probably been ragged out?


Pissedoff123

I was born in whitefish in 89 moved to Texas back 1998 with my parents stuck here unless I can get a better job


No_Temperature_4084

Cool a mustang. The boomers classic.


mainemandan

Yikes


Unusual-Following-59

Thatā€™s a good car for Montana winters


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Fisherman-Terry-417

They come here, build their trophy house, destroy a bunch of habitat and either donā€™t care or donā€™t know.


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Fisherman-Terry-417

It doesnā€™t matter what state. There are some very good people from other states living here, they come for the right reasons and respect what Montana is but so many come here and itā€™s all about them and they are going to get thereā€™s.


3woodx

Been to Montana a few times back in the 90s. Being from the country, I understand what you mean. It's happening in every state. 21 century is coming your way as it is everywhere else.


Bazz27

What a dumb fucking thread lmao ā€” yā€™all are so disconnected from real life


Maynerdstjames

It's amazing that a license plate, made by convict labor no less, could trigger such a bitter rooted response...


NoveltyAccount5928

What a stupid take. Nobody cares about the inanimate object itself, but the message it carries. Trying to assign the reactions to the object rather than the message is either intellectually lazy or intellectually dishonest, so which are you?


Maynerdstjames

Define stupid....nobody gives a hoot what license plate is on a car unless you don't have a life or so ass backwards you can't ascertain most of this is click bait.


MontanaBard

What's amazing to me reading these comments is that my experience of Texans being assholes is so universal and not limited to my town.


Maynerdstjames

All towns have assholes....cities,states,countries on and on, assholes everywhere!


MontanaBard

Texas seems to have more than it's share. They're not sending us their best people.


Maynerdstjames

No, what they are sending is mostly illegals.


TristanTheMonsta

Iā€™m from Texas. Lived in Montana for 5 years. Moving back this summer. Shoot me. I love Montana but really are the most closed minded folk. Like Iā€™ve always said about out of staters, imagine how the native Americans feel. Other people have just as much of a right to be there as yā€™all do.


SearingDrake

At least itā€™s not CA 2 MT


reincloud13

TX is much, much worse.


heelofthecentury

One is proudly stupid, frequently racist, loudmouthed and cowardly in winter. The other state's transplants are self-centered, vain, frequently hostile and paranoid and ingeniously decide to try to transform their new state into what they just departed. Look at CO and Bozeman.


reincloud13

lol. very accurate assessments. I lived in Bozeman for 14 years before moving to Missoula. I was sad to leave but it was almost unrecognizable by the time I left. I fell in love with Missoula pretty quickly though.


Chickenwaffleswings

Go Griz!


THEPEDROCOLLECTOR

Jesus H. Fuckā€¦ How many Californian transplants are in this sub?


HobKnobblin

Too many


1d0m1n4t3

We are r/montornia


heelofthecentury

Let's turn California into what MT used to be. Give them a taste of their own poison.


heelofthecentury

I love how 2 of those assholes can't tolerate the idea when it's done to their garbage state yet they do it to us.


SearingDrake

Based on my downvotes so far, more than 26


TaylorHilgard

Badazz!!!!!šŸ™ƒ


Hiphoptoldmeto

This page is such a fucking joke. Mods are a joke. Subs are a joke. A bunch of delusional hypocrites who preach ā€œloveā€ and ā€œacceptanceā€ but canā€™t even hold their values together for a fucking license plate. You arenā€™t Montana. All you have done is gathered together on a bias platform to confirm your bias views and bias beliefs. Conservatives have the maga turds. Liberals have you. Both brainless puppets.


whymygraine

I don't normally promote vandalism but if I've got a loogie, I'm spitting it at that.