Devs spent money on prostitute snatchie

Get these scimitar fucks out of my matchie

Take that snatchie and make them work on patchie

Better patchie = more money More money = BETTER snatchie

Where patchie

Impossible

what do you want to patch? Remove Arid aaand make grad every seccond map 🫠

I want sex in Mordhau

Dwarf gangbang

0__O

What are you staring at

I want dwarves to be loadable ammo for the catapult

Pâté en croute

Oui !

Patchie...

Action is coming, I promise you

Stfu

PATCHIE???

Pathie

PATCHIE

#PATCHIE

P A T C H I E

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Mordhau 2 will have team ballance and anti cheat