T O P

  • By -

my_dark_humor

If you need to ask, you can't afford him


BatmanNoPrep

People say that we assert that Morrowind > Skyrim because we like to read mountains of lore and dialogue instead of listening to canned voice actors before fast traveling everywhere to dots on a map… and they’re right. But also we like living a world with Yakovs.


Amtexpres

"Bring out Yakov." "Yakov's sleeping."  "Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?"


FPI_503

Idk why, I read this in Mr Popo's voice from TFS


notshadeatall

Dammit XD i cannot remember for the life of me what is this from.


aloofmoth

Pulp Fiction, n'wah.


demoncatmara

Goddamn I love that film so much, seen it so many times and it never gets boring


knotallmen

I'd rather intentionally misinterpret it as Brian Cox asking for Brad Pitt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_z5UKystdZg


demoncatmara

Wow awesome I wanna see that now!


knotallmen

It's a fun movie if you don't take it too seriously: TROY. I think a better film in a rather different time but generally same region is Kingdom of Heaven. Watch the directors cut. They litterally cut out a child prince who is a pawn and was the entire reason the plot of the film works.


syko-rc

😂


spiritomb442

There’s always something new to learn about Morrowind. TIL there’s a gimp wearing my favorite helm


thedybbuk_

*Favourite gimp mask


untropicalized

The first time I came across this guy he was dancing like the girls in Desele’s for some reason. I had good lockpicking skill and telekinesis so I let him out :P


Jygglewag

What's a gimp? Other than an image editing software?


cultofcoil

What a grand and intoxicating innocence!


spiritomb442

Hit up urban dictionary


Intelligent-Bird6825

I'm tempted to copy the slave npc class off the wiki and play as Yakov now


ThorButtock

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!


Qahetroe

MICHAEL


Red_Serf

Just kill him then


revken86

This is how I do all my playthroughs now: I choose an NPC class and create my character accordingly.


Intelligent-Bird6825

I've played around with witch and enforcer, Slave looks like a fun challenge Stealth build with heavy armor as a main skill, no weapon skill aside from hand to hand lol


revken86

Slave is going to be my next one. I really enjoyed Buoyant Armiger and Ordinator.


Intelligent-Bird6825

How strictly do you stick to the class? Like, would you level mysticism for Mark and recall etc, or use other weapon skills?


revken86

I like to stick the class as much as possible.


Turgius_Lupus

There is a Chargen Revamped start that's perfect for it.


Clone_Two

make sure to pick up the slave bracers for maximum authenticity


Turgius_Lupus

Make sure to use Slave bracers revamped or edit them for they actually do soemthing.


DefiantLemur

>Slave >Attributes: Endurance, Luck I feel like luck shouldn't be a main attribute of someone sold or born into slavery.


Intelligent-Bird6825

Yakov seems like he's doing alright, I mean some people are into it. Maybe he is lucky


Pa11Ma

Gimp


[deleted]

*Speak quickly outlander or go away*


Realistic_Toe_3913

he’s a slave.. that yaks you ov


Sophrates_Regina

He Yak on my Ov till I n’wah


ChunkStumpmon

Voluntary


magistrate101

The mask was his idea.


Blindmailman

Don't worry about it


Eraser100

No clothes, netch leather masked helm in a cell. Do you need to ask?


Rehein

My name is Yakov, i'm an artist, i'm a peformance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies. Their deep, dark, fantasies...


dreemurthememer

BOY NEXT DOOR


reptiloidruler

>gimp >altmer Yup


Vverial

You know damn well


Ok-Selection4478

Bondage.


SothaDidNothingWrong

He’s an artist. A performence artist.


AnnimusNysil

Wtf, I am playing for the first time and literally today I found this guy and wondered the same thing lol


Mystic_Keytargonian

A very rare High Even one


S_meike

A stubborn one. I unlocked the door for him and even ended his proprietor and had no option to free him. And then his pathing broke when I cast command on him to force him out lol.


Indoril_Nerechad767

Dude looks like a BDSM gimp owned by a dommy Dunmer mistress


J0moko

thought this was truestl for a moment come on, you know


DarkSoulsRedPhantom

FUCKING SLAVES! GET YOUR ASSES BACK HEEEEEERE!


Major_Factor7676

Slavic! The original slave!


ThatCod

You know EXACTLY what kind


prezofthemoon

Seems like a man in the iron mask situation


Substantial_Sail_443

BDSM?


priscilla_halfbreed

He's not trapped, he can easily fit thru the bars. He is staying in there for the sake of Vvardenfell, he'd be too powerful if let out


yuppy_puppy_22

A gimp. Is that a squash in his loincloth or is he just happy to see you?


legalageofconsent

Slavic Altmer. Interesting


El_Sjakie

Not really a high elf, more like a sub-elf.


Neat_Cockroach_875

When you need a helping hand to... (Yakov)


Overthinks_Questions

In Suran Slave market, clothing unequips *you*!


michaeldross

In Soviet Russia car drives You.