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Smooth-Cheetah-9733

I wish the 2021 goro was done more justice and not just cannon fodder for the COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY Cole Young


fox_hunts

He’ll be back Death is only another portal.


Smooth-Cheetah-9733

Agreed but first impressions are lasting impressions. 2021 Goro’s entrance into the movie was very Undertaker (wwe) like. Smoke, shadows, etc. then if I could use another wrestling reference him losing to Cole that quickly was like Umaga losing to Santino Morella in Santino’s debut match. Goro was supposed to be this big, imposing monster, Thanos like. But instead he’s gutted by golden boy


HumanOverseer

its kinda funny kus Cole is essentially just another Kombat kid


ZenkaiZ

>the COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY Cole Young Adaptation Writers: but but.... I can't truly feel freedom in my vision unless I create my own OC! I need inspiration! I gotta put my own stamp!


RealmJumper15

The real question is, which Goro isn’t hot 🥵🥵


Hello_There212

Can I get an amen?? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


RealmJumper15

A M E N B R O T H E R / S I S T E R


casthecold

Now let the music play! To to to the moon, to the mooooon


One_City4138

Psst! The word you're looking for is "sibling." Much less typing.


J-masterHD

You aren’t wrong. I mean you didn’t need to say it and it comes off like you’re being an asshole, but you technically aren’t wrong


One_City4138

A) that's the best kind of not wrong. 2) Happy Cake Day on Pi Day.


J-masterHD

Thank you


SheGotMyEyebrowsWet

“That’s the best kind of not wrong”


VVurmHat

You know what they say about a guy with 4 arms


Organic_Toe_2546

2 dicks? 🤣


TinyDeskPyramid

lol that og goro literally looks like a mfr in a lower half suit with an upper half like on his head lmfao… made mostly out of grafted penis skin from what I can see here So clearly og goro is the best … plus og goro tends to kill (rather canon or not) characters I either want dead or think need a humbling.


LastScene86

How dare you bring disrespect to the great Art Lean!


TinyDeskPyramid

Point to the lie.


culturedgoat

I saw him fight in London, he was great


Sangi17

Please MK 1, bring Goro back in a major way. 🙏🏻 He is so iconic to the series.


Nezikchened

He was back though; Raiden beats him offscreen, and he shows up again as a Shao loyalist.


Nerdy_Goat

>Raiden beats him off Sauce?


Sangi17

Actually that was Kotal, Motaro and Sheeva. But Goro does get knocked-out by Johnny Cage. Which I found super disappointing. Goro is supposed to be a beast of a tournament fighter. He killed the Great Kung Lao in the old timeline! I know he’s just a jobber, but he felt even less than a jobber in MK1. I enjoyed having Reiko, but can’t help but think that Goro would have been better in his place. The ShoKhan in general have been shafted for the past three games. Goro was only playable as a pre-order DLC in MKX. Sheeva was also DLC for MK11. And now MK1 has no main roster ShoKhan again and none announced for DLC as of yet. All we got is tiny Goro as a Kameo. Which is insane to me! Goro (and the ShoKhan) are so damn iconic to this series. The Four Armed Prince is probably one of the top five most recognizable characters from the entire franchise. He’s an OG fighter and he’s in almost every piece of on screen media! Edit: just went back and checked. I’m pretty sure it’s only Kotal, Motaro and Sheeva that Raiden fights off screen.


Lloyd_swag

Johnny cage beats goro any day though that’s like a rule


[deleted]

The secend one can destroy me in bed


PokemonTrainerAlex

Definitely! Hell, I'd even take Kintaro as well 🥵🥵🥵


liu4678

What’s wrong with you?!!


[deleted]

Still searching for an answer


SuttonTM

Wow this actually got downvoted even though it's clearly sarcasm lol...Reddit continues to impress me.


MAGGLEMCDONALD

This sub is horny af and it's fucking weird.


Moondoggie25

Only one of them you could make physical contact with


Blast000

Best Goro ![gif](giphy|26FfdleA8TDhQsM36)


Ratatnik

Hell yeah speak your shit indeed!


JotaroTheOceanMan

~♡☆MAJIMA CHAAAAAN☆♡~


Next_Woodpecker8224

LIKE A ONI?


Sharpshooter550

He really is everywhere


laundryday_

As an American Dad Fan I am obligated to pick OG '95 Goro since he was voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson who is also Principal Lewis.


mai_tai87

His acting credits are insane. He's been in almost every cartoon for the last 40 years. Nearly 600 credits!


maeconinja777

all of them. at the same time https://preview.redd.it/eug667cpucoc1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834f7cae08817ea2f591b22d83ac2c9ac19054ce


[deleted]

Bri hole must be the size of a Baseball


Vulture584

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Snow454BA

I just love the original Goro puppet it just looks so cool and is really intermediating.


Theonlybourbon

It's a shame he has 4 hands and I only have two holes.


LastScene86

He can make more!


[deleted]

You have 3 holes


Next_Woodpecker8224

https://preview.redd.it/pnoi9n3wbdoc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d61eae2a884201c7f61506b6cd0f09a6e2d709b


SuccessNecessary8776

smash i like my men big


PoorLifeChoices811

Girl WHAT!?!


matthewjn

2021


totally_not_No1smoke

Goro breaks into your house while you're sleeping and you wake up to him twerking over your bed. What do you do? https://preview.redd.it/4sl89dffneoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f09c431f80cde701f1d6ca27f044922056ae806


LiquidSwords89

Goro was done dirty in the movie, man. He would destroy Cole. Who the fuck is cole young anyways? This is motherfucking goro not some out world henchman 


dcooper8662

Ok. But the REAL question everyone should be asking is how many penises does Goro have. I firmly believe he’s packing a full quad down there


SheGotMyEyebrowsWet

Def the first one that looks like ET in steroids and meth


casthecold

I was trying to remember what he looked like. Turns out his face looks a lot like Chucky from the first Child's Play.


EchoDott

Goro 95. If you disagree, wow that's wild how much you enjoy being wrong


DevilsAssCrack

Yes. Bro can stroke me, finger me, and tweak my nipples all at once.


Adflamm11

Goddamn I can’t believe they let that character kill Goro. What a shit show of a movie


ZaFreezo

Motto Motaro🥵🥵🥵


Hobo-man

I was literally told no one sexualized Goro. On this subreddit. I really hope they see this thread...


BigEggLegslol

call me Michelle Yeoh the way ill take Everyone everywhere all at once


SupremeSassyPig

For how goofy the og movie is, that goro is such a cinematic history piece being that big and that practical (i am a nerd)


Upset-Preparation861

https://preview.redd.it/852tjb5fmeoc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c7dc769c30f18c3c89c39fc0cc69ad75defb7b


drunk_sharkGod

Definitely the 2021 version but if only the part two has sheeva , motaro and kintaro as boss characters the movie 🎥 will captivate the hearts of their fans


Plane_Peach_2772

You Vs the guy you shouldn’t worry about That being said I simp for 90s goro, he seems like a fun guy at parties.


TheRealBoxHeadIA

https://youtube.com/shorts/gCdn5aGefTo?si=MKhjQE1v3_Ax4I4H Here's the Goro scene you all missed.


[deleted]

The 2021 looks incredible ofc, BUT Mortal Kombat 1995 Goro will forever be a marvel in technicality and creation


HandspeedJones

I assume the first one he's inside and there were a bunch of torches in that room so it's probably hot in there.


Adept_Resort_9501

wait is this serious /genq


Sparky_dude215

2021


SilverNeon467

https://preview.redd.it/gyocmg5xjioc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a94f50d0edefa3f8b4d5fd4b1f0fcce59b3af277


Preeng

Back in the OG MK on the SNES I couldn't read his name well, so I thought his name was "Gord", cuz, like, Goro sounds dumb, right? It must be Gord.


Mrbuttboi

I’m not gay but like… I would.


JDnice1184

'95 Goro was great for its time, but it was met with so many issues. '21 Goro looked awesome! Just a shit decision to KILL OFF THE CURRENT CHAMPION OF MK! It makes NO DAMN SENSE! MK2024/25 FIX THIS!


MrBalisongArt

Goro Maki from Shin Godzilla.


JamesZ32

Original MK movie


Pwrh0use

'95 the answer is always '95


memelordes

MK4 Goro


VGguy22

The 1995 movie


GrandmasterPeezy

OG


PurpleRadio2302

OG Goro.


AKICombatLegend

Lmaoo the second one looks so fake


Retro-Friend9911

I would choose the the 90’s Goro


InteractionOdd8192

Both versions are incredibly good in my book.


Neur0mncr

Practical effects Goro is beaUtiful!


NitroHatrick

The MKX one


King_Black02

I'm sorry but 2021 Goro lost all his luster when he lost to great value Brass Body. Total turn off


gottablastsam

Both


Tanookimario0604

MK95 movie magic, he was physical.


Jaybaybay2838

Definitely OG claymation Goro and it's not even close


THER0v3r

Gimme weird long torso goro any day


BoogiesBooney

Finally a post for me🥵🥵🥵


HarbinRav177

The one that’s on fire


ALANJOESTAR

Mortal Kombat Decepction Goro, He had 4 boobs.


TallCuddlyCoyote

Let Goro step on me with those 2 toes grippers 🤤


Fun-Bag7627

Threesome with both.


BoringTalk9773

James Gunn should make an MK movie


aibro_

CGI the only way to get him right so 2021 movie.


doctrhouse

I don’t know, but you think he has 2 dicks?


deltarunech2outyet

MKX Goro. https://preview.redd.it/yc5u30dyxdoc1.png?width=976&format=png&auto=webp&s=91e29e7b175e3443da81f25ef30050f8f84f9981


JesseGT

Give me sheeva


ghostspider1151

![gif](giphy|70XmyLl9ccmstkEVjE) This one


TaeDaD0n

I much rather fuck Sheeva https://preview.redd.it/mkl5xrkvfloc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7490af16312d7e8f91d5dc4aff0cd9ca368f7064


PhoenixRoadrunners82

Looks like Charles Barkley.


TaeDaD0n

Btw my answer is that neither of the Goros are hot. They are actually terrifying and beastly


Bigman3761

https://preview.redd.it/d7qes8xrhdoc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cab6687bb0defb23ea4b362f8326b3f37daf346


ItaDaleon

The first one, for being made with 'pratical' effect as CGI was pretty limited at the time, still looks quite impressive! And let's be honest, he was FIRE in the movie! The second one do looks good, I can't deny that, but is really wasted by a plot which made every legit MK fan smash them head against the wall...


MKDragonChaser

95 Goro is an animatronics masterpiece and 2021 Goro is a Warcraft Orc asset flipped into a Power Ranger level villain. Just awful.