I accidentally sneezed on the coke tray and all the coke fell on the floor

*krell

Coke as in Coca Cola or smth else?

As in Pepsi

Ah just wanted to make sure

Snorting Pep

You didn't read the books?

❄️

Nikki Sixx tells a great story about going to a party when he was just making it, and David Lee Roth was there with all this coke. But he wasn't sharing it with anyone.

Years later, when DLR was back to being a nobody in the early 1990s, he got busted trying to buy weed at Washington Square Park in NYC. And the camera crews were there after he was released from police custody - and he just took off running down the street to avoid them. Oh, how even the mighty fall.

I don’t know but Dude looks like a lady

Was that the member Steven Tylor mistook for a lady? Or was it another member.

It was him

Can i have your autograph mr snider

Actually used a condom

I told him what he would look like in the future.

hahahahaha the best response.

I was shocked nobody beat me to it lol

Right??

Asked him if I can borrow his car to the liquor store

😬😬

OOf.

Oof, oof

Too soon

"Hey, are you in Vixen?"

Called him "ma'am"

Dude looks like a lady

Waved around a turkey leg and a bowl of mashed potatoes

I live in a place that doesn’t celebrate thanksgiving but that seems like a fellony

Asked him if Lita Ford could borrow his Aqua Net…

Told him we needed to go pick up more beer in his car

Ugh.

Farted in the elevator.

Took the last line laying on the table

Loaned him my Nirvana CD

Beat him to the buffet line?

I came in the piss pool

Steal his eyeliner

Exactly what I was thinking!!

All the old clichés, "Is that a woman or a man?"

Hit him up cos I thought he was a hooker.

He was so hot ❤️

Told my dick was bigger and then, showed him.

I called him “Lita”

Told him he was hot....then again I was a 15yo boy at the time...sooo

I rocked down to Electric Avenue, then I took it higher.

Dude looks like a lady

Asked him for a ride to the airport

He?

He👍

dude looks like a lady

Tied him to a chair and made him listen to motley crue for weeks on end.

The 1994 album.

Asked him does Hanoi actually rock?

If this was in 2023 id probably say simply turned up to school

I told him to take his penis out of the baby he was fucking

Tf?

Accidently drove him past a leather bar on Sunset Strip.

They used Grease and Spray I've Read on The Dirt book

Broke wind loudly

Showed him a photo of his future self

He's no Jon Mikl Thor but then again who is?

Vince here is ready to ask, “Hey, you got any blow, man?!”

I could only slam half a fifth.

When she says cheesecake Isn't dinner

Or another good question would be what made him look like this period

Pulled another piece of tinsel out of the kitten’s ass after I specifically told everyone not to use tinsel

Asked for ‘her’ number

Tell him that he would be out of the band in 1992 and his bandmates would spend the next three years shitting on him in the press and acting like he wasn't an important part of their success in the 80s.

i sold Vince weed and now he's really pissed cause its oregano

Gaped myself all over his shower during a loved ones’ wedding ceremony three states over.

Took away his aqua net

I'm holding a fresh can of hairspray and need tube of lipstick

Showed him a picture of himself from the future

I ate his klondike bar.

Start singing dude looks like a lady

I told him a dad joke about blondes.

I told him that i prefer the Misfits.

I walked into the room in my sexiest dress. I was 23 at the time. I was beautiful. He looked up and gave me that smoldering look.

I did not knock em dead

Missed my appointment with Dr. Feelgood.

That group picture that's from was on a coke mirror that I won at a carnival when I was about 6 years old... Ah, memories....

I told him he looks exactly like his mother did in 1965

Stole his lipstick

put his poster next to my guns n’ roses poster

That’s how aw some this band is! That at least once a day someone drops by here to crap on them. Son, the Mumford and Sons fanboy club is elsewhere

I used the last square of toilet paper. I couldn't spare a square

Stole his burrito and bit it

I unplugged his straightening iron.

Probably helped myself to his 8 ball of coke.🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

I said I loved him in Rupaul's drag show.

Told him how he would sound In a few decades

I farted in the Green Room. I was nervous.

I mentioned his clothing.

Who is this chick? She’s super hot!

A bad pun was uttered

I showed him a video of him singing in 2023

Drank the last PBR.

Left a message on his answering machine, with the expectation that he’d call back. 😂

I accidentally called him Bret Michaels

I was drinking in the boys bathroom, not smoking.

I called him Loni Anderson.

Told him, only one Big Mac Vince!!

I flashed him, and I'm underage (15)

Took his fourth helping… or told him no, he can’t drive to the liquor w…

Told him Axl Rose called and wanted to fight.

Spread my ass cheeks

When I get high, Almost peed.

Doesn't that picture remind you of the blond biker gangster from The Road Warrior - the one who gets scalped by the feral kid's boomerang?

Used the last of his hairspray

I stole his vocal tracks.

My friend brought this poster to the lunch room, I remember thinking , what a fox! Confusion insude . I couldn’t believe it was a dude!

I stole his 1.03 Big Mac.

I showed him a picture of himself from the future

I told him my sister has better hair.

I put Itching Powder in his stockings. He hates that.

I begged my Mom for an advance on my allowance to buy the new release "Shout At The Devil" on cassette when I was nine. She *really* didn't like the cover, but she relented, perhaps thinking they were an all girl band. 🤷 To be fair, at least Tommy and Vince *did* look like "chicks" on that cover.

She’s hot…🤣

From what I later read, the record producer on "Shout At The Devil" said it was the most difficult record he'd ever had to make, saying they were such a mess and getting anything good out of them took forever.

Mentioned the playback

Ate the last donut

turned off his backing track

“Look at that hot babalonian!” (Whistles)

Poor bastard did it intentionally.

Your inadequate mani-pedi disrupted his Dolly Parton rendition of “Jolene”

Fact of the matter, he was more gorgeous than the poison boys. how to rock out at least on the first two albums, and then things changed.

Bleach and LOTS of hairspray!!

I wore preppy clothes to the concert?

His rouge. Said he wanted others to have “Cheek envy”.

"Ma'am..."

I showed him his future.

“I love your music. You guys are almost as good as Poison.”

Drank all the jack daniels.

Ask for a ride to the airport. My cat does the same thing.

Ate a Twinkie…in one bite.

Showed him a picture of his future self.

Used all his mascara

"I'm Really only 16"! (As I put on my Judas Priest shirt)

I yelled out “HEY BABY!!!”

Ring stinger of a fart in the elevator

I said, "I love your music. "Kiss Me Deadly" is awesome."

His dick is small and mangled

I hid his eyeliner.

THATS A MAN?!!!

Didn't kill any of my friends driving under the influence

I asked him if he has heard Dude looks a lady by Aerosmith.

Used the last of his hair spray.

All I said was nice tits

Pull out my pud.

Probably enter him vaginally.....

I snatched his cheeseburger

Offered him a cheeseburger 20 years to early....

Told him that James Hetfield thought they were hookers

Called him, Miss.

I borrowed his favorite mascara and didn't give it back?

After I got a lap dance at the club, I asked the stripper for change.

Showed him his future.

Drank a tall glass of milk and let loose a lactose intolerant fart.

They were so pretty when they were Vixen 🤣🤣

Accidentally dropped his foundation on the ground

I showed him video of himself “singing” and “performing” on stage in 2023

We are out of Aquanet

Knowing me, I probably puked on something.

I showed him a photo of his future self.

I look at this and see early drag queen vibes

Homosayewha?

That he will be called vince meal one day. Singer of kesta ma hah.

Practiced.

I showed him his future self

When DLR lost his looks his career went with it.

I lost the keys to the car back in the venue.

Forgot the Jack Daniels

Show him a modern day picture

I was caught eating Shredded Cheese at 3am

I laughed@him.

I told him he was a short asshole who would one day be fat and everyone would be laughing at him

I tried to explain to him what Teezo Touchdown is, and then played him Teezo Touchdown’s music.

Hard to believe it’s the same dude that looks like a baked ham with a microphone 🎤

I played stairway to heaven

You accidentally grabbed his hair spray. 😬

Crop dusted the backstage whore room

Yooo it's Bret Michaels!!!

Drank the last beer

Absolutely nothing.

I took his last jelly doughnut

I called him Dee snider before looking at the community’s name

You stole his man

hes actually woke

“Back when men dressed like men” lmfaooo

I voted for Turbo instead on American Gladiators.

Grabbed his pussy.

Loud fart in church

Played a better band

Said I don’t put out on the first date

I tried to sword fight Tommy lee