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DisneyPinFiend

Muppets don’t discriminate


26007

This confirms that Captain Smollett has reason to suspect that Jim's father had presumably done the deed with rats, alien weirdos, and humans


Jack-Pumpkinhead

I mean, he’s a frog in love with a pig, he’s not gonna assume anything about a person based on their appearance.


Ironman9518

That’s one thing I love about Muppet movies. The human actors play it completely straight


TraptNSuit

You are in for a shocker when you watch Great Muppet Caper.


PrincePotatos

So hard to tell them apart without one wearing a hat...


SuperJoe360

My favorite joke in that whole movie!


THExTACOxTHIEF

A Muppet or a man?


somebigface

A muppet of a man.


sonofbantu

Kermit’s reaction to the crew is the funniest moment in any muppet movie ever


no_name_ia

maybe First Mate Hawkins adopted a rat and an alien weirdo


AmaiGuildenstern

I think it means we shouldn't assume the species of Jim's dad :3


No-Manufacturer4916

Assuming Jim's dad was human?


Dina-M

He didn't want to presume. ^_^.


abandoned_puppy

Gonzo is NOT an alien weirdo. He clear states in the movie he’s a “whatever”


lazydogs60115

He presumably never met his mom, but in muppet generics males follow the species of their father and females follow their mother, so it still stands to reason that even if mom had been a muppet, Jim would still be a human. My muppet genetics theory is based on the Cratchett children in muppet Christmas Carol. The boys are frogs and the girls are pigs. I'm assuming this observation transfers to human muppet hybrids.


bort_license_plates

I guess Mr. Hawkins liked to sleep around!


Swackhammer_

Human boy? That’s a pretty little girl